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There’s A New ‘Tiny Penis’ Emoji

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wtf-1780728_640People have long-ago figured out how to turn seemingly innocuous emojis into raunchy symbols. First there was the eggplant emoji, and now there’s the ‘pinching hand’ emoji. “Finally, an emoji to explain how small my ex used to be down there,” tweeted @fifthdumbledore after the new images were released.

The hand gesture suggesting someone has a ‘tiny penis’ is among 230 new emojis released for 2019. The Unicode Consortium, the organization behind the new emojis, says the new pic is supposed to be a ‘pinching hand’ gesture, meaning a ‘small amount’ — but Twitter users aren’t buying it. “FINALLY a small dick emoji,” tweeted Twitter user @KathBarbadoro. For something so tiny, this new emoji seems like the next big thing!

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Check out more about the new ‘tiny penis’ emoji: https://nypost.com/2019/02/06/people-are-surprisingly-satisfied-with-the-new-tiny-penis-emoji/

Pornhub Says Patriots Fans Watched Less Porn Than Rams Fans During Super Bowl

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Some people weren’t as enthusiastic about watching the Super Bowl as they were about watching Pornhub. In particular, New Englanders were notably more hyped about the big game than horny Californians, according to Pornhub’s annual Super Bowl analytics. Massachusetts and New Hampshire had the largest drops in traffic during the Super Bowl, down by 42 percent, while California only saw a 19 percent drop in Pornhub traffic during the same time period.

In general, traffic didn’t fall as much during this Super Bowl as in past years, proving that people across the U.S. may have been less invested in the Super Bowl and more interested in getting off. Still, people were at least in the game day spirit: Pornhub’s popular searches for Sunday included “Super Bowl/Superbowl” and “Patriots.” Searches for “touchdown” surged 3115 percent, and searches for “football cheerleader” and “cheerleader orgy” were up 972 percent and 644 percent, respectively.

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Check out more about Pornhub’s analytics during the Super Bowl: https://mashable.com/article/super-bowl-pornhub-data-patriots-rams/#lsw1aUfG2Zq6

Meghan Markle Wrote Uplifting Messages For Sex Workers On Bananas

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Meghan Markle is putting the X in Duchess of Sussex. She recently visited an organization that helps sex workers and left the women a touching note of support. On dozens of bananas, she wrote an uplifting, handwritten message.

The Duchess wrote notes like “You are loved,” “You are strong,” “You are special,” and “You are brave” for the sex workers. The CEO of the organization said, “The women we support are often hidden from society and this visit shines a light on the enormous challenges they face and the incredible strength they have.” She added, “She had clearly listened and heard what we are all about — that we don’t judge, we simply offer the service and unconditional love. She totally got it.”

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Check out more about Meghan Markle writing uplifting messages for sex workers: https://mashable.com/article/meghan-markle-duchess-of-sussex-one25-organization-banana-notes/#Dq4omFeEm8qR

You Can Now Buy An Aquaman Dildo

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You can now enjoy Aquaman in a much more intimate way. Sex toy company Geeky Sex Toys have just released AquaMoan, a silicone dildo which features a scaly texture and curves reminiscent of the Justice League hero. This is the company that previously made toys inspired by franchises like the Avengers, Star Wars, and Guardians of the Galaxy.

Geeky Sex Toys’ philosophy is to make toys that are entertaining and visually pleasing, not just … pleasing in other ways. The $61 sex toy is a limited release of 500. For more underwater adventures, there’s also a Shape of Water inspired Fish-man dildo that was released earlier this year by XenoCatArtifacts’s Etsy store. We have a feeling these aquatic sex toys will be perfect for the shower!

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Check out more about a new Aquaman dildo: https://mashable.com/article/aquaman-dildo-sex-toy/#_vuZbdOJMPq9

Conservative College Men Campaign For Porn Censorship

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readingConservative college men at a handful of campuses across the country are calling for a ban on porn. The campaign, launched by students at Notre Dame, has since spread to Harvard University, Princeton University and University of Pennsylvania, according to Inside Higher Ed. Their goal is to ban porn from campus WiFi by installing filters similar to once recently implemented by Starbucks, McDonalds and Panera—even though students can easily stream porn from their phones by using data or access porn via a private WiFi network.

“Pornography is the new sex education, providing a disturbing script about what men find sexually appealing and what women should do to please them,” said the campaign’s lead writer. “Notre Dame’s sincere efforts to educate students about consent and other aspects of healthy sexuality are pitifully weak in light of the fact that by the time students arrive on campus, many have been addictively watching pornography for years.” As others have pointed out, not all porn perpetuates objectification of women, especially feminist-porn made by and for women. It’s also not clear why a handful of young, conservative males feel they’re the right people to lead this conversation.

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Check out more about conservative male students trying to ban porn on campuses:https://jezebel.com/conservative-college-men-campaign-for-porn-censorship-1831492649

‘Good’ Sex Can Lower Blood Pressure The Same As Medicine, Study Says

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Screen Shot 2015-08-06 at 4.12.01 PMSex is just what the doctor ordered, according to a study out of Georgia State University. Participants in the study had a 13 percent drop in blood pressure after having sex, to the surprise of US scientists. The study published in the journal Sexual Medicine saw volunteers have sex while wearing a heart monitor, and rated orgasm intensity from 66 to 106, with an average of 87.

Researchers reported: “The more pleasurable the orgasm, the lower the readings on the day after intercourse.” They believe this is because sex boosts oxytocin, which reduces stress. Taking a water pill diuretic, a common treatment for high blood pressure, achieves similar results, they said.

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Check out more about a study showing good sex can lower blood pressure:https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6638587/Regular-good-sex-lower-blood-pressure-successfully-medicine-scientists-claim.html

‘Vore’ Fetishists Share Their Fantasies On Youtube

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24503004315_94fb07d7e3_zA video on Youtube showing a giant blonde woman shallowing a man whole has clocked up almost 50,000 views. It’s one of hundreds of “vore” videos on the site for fetishists who fantasize about being eaten. There are hundreds of animated videos showing people being chewed or swallowed, with some getting up to 300,000 views.

The sexual fetish is a subset of BDSM, since many vorephiles are submissive and enjoy the idea that they are being degraded. In one of the most popular videos, a woman in lingerie rubs her stomach while she describes how she needs to eat men to feed her “giant body.” She says, “You’ll be sliding around my small intestine, going around and around – it’s such a long way to travel to the exit.” One vore fetishist explains the appeal this way: “Being reduced to nothing more than a quick source of sating a predator’s hunger and lust – this is what I find exciting.”

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Check out more about ‘vore’ fetish videos on Youtube: https://nypost.com/2019/01/07/bizarre-vore-fetishists-dream-of-being-eaten-alive/

Ocasio-Cortez’s ‘Run Train’ Phrase Becomes Conservative Sex Controversy

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nsfw-blogConservatives really “gained up” on Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez for using the term “run train” in an interview with the Washington Post. Talking about a fake nude photo that had circulated on conservative sites purporting to show the congresswoman, Ocasio-Cortez told the Post “They’ve been for a very long time focusing on taking quotes out of context or manipulating them or making it seem as though I said things that I didn’t say.” She later added, “So enjoy being exhausted for the next two years while we run train on the progressive agenda.”

Conservative critics immediately pounced on the sexually explicit definitions of “run train” listed on slang dictionary sites. Ben Shapiro’s conservative news website Daily Wire used definitions on Urban Dictionary and the Online Slang Dictionary, which say “run train” can mean to “gangbang” someone. On Twitter he added, “Alex from the Bronx should probably know what ‘run train’ means and why this is hilariously terrible.” We’re pretty sure this sex controversy fits the congresswoman’s definition of what it means to mince words pretty accurately…

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Check out more about the conservative “run train” sex controversy: https://www.dailydot.com/layer8/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-run-train/

Porn Company Offers Fiji Water Girl $100,000

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cup-1010916_1920Porn mega-site xHamster is always looking for the next big thing in porn. So when they saw the now internet-famous, photobombing “Fiji Water Girl” at the Golden Globes they immediately thought of all the dirty things she could represent. The porn company liked her so much they offered her a $100,000 contract!

XHamster tweeted out that they loved Fiji Water Girl and offered her 100k to keep performers fully “hydrated.” While the company didn’t elaborate on what “hydrated” entails, it’s not hard to use your imagination. After all, what could be more important than “hydration” on a porn set?

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Check out more about xHamster offering Fiji Water Girl a 100k contract:https://www.buzzfeed.com/joshuagmoradel/fiji-water-girl-porn-company-offers-100000-golden-globes

New Sex Toy’s Major Tech Award Revoked By Sexist Conference

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CES, the annual conference showcasing the cutting-edge in consumer tech, is being called out for blatant sexism after an impressive sex toy had its award revoked for being “immoral, obscene, indecent, profane or not in keeping with CTA’s image.” The sex toy called Osé is a hands-free, adaptable device that uses “advanced micro-robotics” to create “all of the sensations of a human mouth, tongue, and fingers.” Osé was selected as a CES 2019 Innovation Awards Honoree in the Robotics and Drone category—before administrators from the Consumer Technology Association (CTA), the organization that puts on CES, rescinded the sex toy’s award.

Besides being “immoral,” CTA president claimed that Osé just wasn’t eligible for the “Robotics and Drone” category. “Seriously? Our product that was designed in partnership with a top university robotics engineering laboratory (Oregon State University has ranked the #4 ranked Robotics Lab in the US)” the team wrote in a blog post detailing the incident. “Osé clearly fits the Robotics and Drone category – and CTA’s own expert judges agree.” What better way to advance science and technology than through a sex toy?

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Check out more about a sex toy that had its award revoked by a sexist conference: https://gizmodo.com/is-ces-afraid-of-sex-or-women-or-both-1831587518