Author Archives: NiteFlirt

8 Tweets About Sex During Quarantine

Twitter has some things to say about sex during quarantine that are as funny as they are painfully true. Whether you’re single and socially responsible (i.e., celibate) or cooped up with bae, these tweets definitely capture what sex is like … Continue reading

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Hentai Site Offers Free Anime Porn Access

The largest official English anime porn distributor in the world is giving away its hentai porn for free. Fakku, the online hentai service, is pitching in amid the coronavirus pandemic with a promotion: two weeks of free anime porn. The … Continue reading

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App-Controlled Vibrators Are The Best Long-Distance Sex Toys

There’s a silver lining to social distancing recommendations from the CDC—app-controlled vibrators! Unlike Bluetooth vibrators that have a smaller range of accessibility (only viable within 33 feet away), app-controlled vibrators can be used remotely from almost any place in the … Continue reading

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Horny Egyptian Woman’s Sex Spell Discovered On Ancient Papyrus

A sex spell designed to force a man into bed with his female admirer has been discovered on an ancient Egyptian papyrus. The newly-translated spell demands that a man face “anxiety at midday, evening, and at all times” until he … Continue reading

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Sex Toy Sales Rise 110 Percent In Denmark After Lockdown

Danes definitely know how to use their time wisely. Sales of sex toys in Denmark have more than doubled after the country was told to stay at home to limit the spread of coronavirus, according to the country’s biggest retailer … Continue reading

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Prankster Puts Porn-Filled Easter Eggs Into Florida Town’s Mailboxes

Residents of Flagler County, Florida got an eggs-rated surprise this Easter. It seems the Easter Playboy bunny left eggs filled with pornographic pictures in neighbors’ mailboxes. According to authorities, the plastic eggs contained a random assortment of goodies, including a … Continue reading

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Sex Club Hosts Digital Orgy With 100 Horny Masked Members

Infamous sex club Killing Kittens isn’t letting the coronavirus lockdown from getting in the way of its orgies. The exclusive group is hosting its first-ever digital orgy on Zoom, complete with burlesque and fire dancers. 100 masked members on 55 … Continue reading

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Dr. Ruth Has Some Good Cyber Sex Advice

Dr. Ruth has good sex advice for singles wanting company during the coronavirus lockdown. “Make sure you do something that is pleasurable and if you are alone, make sure that you decide when this is over you are going to … Continue reading

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UK Athlete Called Out Over Sex Party During Lockdown

A well-known athlete in the UK is in hot water after hosting an illicit sex party during quarantine. It was reported that football star Kyle Walker and a friend paid £2,200 for two women to visit his home. Tabloids reported … Continue reading

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Pornhub Gives NYC Health Care Workers 50k Masks And Free Porn

Pornhub’s stars may not always use protection, but it wants to help first responders get some during the coronavirus crisis. The porn mega-site has donated 50,000 surgical masks to New York health care workers while opening up its massive porn … Continue reading

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