Author Archives: NiteFlirt

Wendy Williams Publicly Declares She Wants To Fuck Larry David

Posted on February 2, 2020 by NiteFlirt

According to Jezebel, over 2/3’s of readers voted they would have sex with Larry David. And now Wendy Williams is adding herself to the long line of people who want to fuck the famous curmudgeon. On her talk show, she … Continue reading →

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Deaf Man Sues Pornhub Over Lack Of Closed Captioning

Posted on February 1, 2020 by NiteFlirt

A deaf man doesn’t like the way Pornhub is fucking him… out of closed captioning. He filed a class-action lawsuit alleging the porn site is in violation of federal law under the Americans with Disabilities Act because the deaf and … Continue reading →

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New VR Porn Game Features Giantesses

Posted on January 31, 2020 by NiteFlirt

Captain Hardcore, a sci-fi adult video game with virtual reality support, can now be enjoyed in its “Cyber Masturbatorium.” players can pose as multiple female characters, animate them, and use a wide range of sex toys on models, including double-ended … Continue reading →

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Man Hospitalized With ‘3-Day Erection’ After Taking Bull Sex Stimulant

Posted on January 30, 2020 by NiteFlirt

A man didn’t want any bull when it came to fucking—unfortunately, that meant he had an erection that lasted three days. He was hospitalized in Mexico after taking a sexual stimulant “used for breeding bulls.” Sources report that the man … Continue reading →

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VR Hentai Is The Best Way To Enjoy 3D Anime Porn

Posted on January 29, 2020 by NiteFlirt

In 2020, virtual reality hentai is the world’s best way to enjoy 3D anime porn sites and games. While most hentai fans think of it as 2D adult manga or anime, 3D anime porn is becoming increasingly popular among VR enthusiasts. Many … Continue reading →

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Suzanne Somers Stays Sexy By Having Twice-Daily Sex

Posted on January 28, 2020 by NiteFlirt

Suzanne Somers revealed her secret to staying sexy in her 70s: having a lot of sex with her 83-year-old husband. The “Three’s Company” star says, despite the frequent jokes, “no, I’m not into threesomes. I’m monogamous and happily so!” You … Continue reading →

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Lesbian Porn Artist Suspended On Twitter For ‘Suggestive’ Banner

Posted on January 27, 2020 by NiteFlirt

One of the most popular queer porn creators on Twitter revealed she was permanently suspended for violating the site’s “rules against graphic violence or adult content” through her profile’s header image. The banner shows two women in bed (the full version … Continue reading →

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Gwyneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Pussy

Posted on January 26, 2020 by NiteFlirt

Gwyneth has made a candle called “This Smells Like My Vagina” for her website, Goop. And, of course, it has sold out. In addition to her other pussy products—vaginal steaming, vaginal jade eggs, $15,000 gold dildos—Gwyneth’s vagina candle is priced … Continue reading →

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Horny Olympians Can Hook Up In Cardboard Beds

Posted on January 25, 2020 by NiteFlirt

This year’s Olympic athletes will be sleeping on cardboard beds—but they can still go for the gold between the sheets. According to the mattress’ manufacturer, the only rule for the eco-friendly sleeping alternative is no threeways. “We’ve conducted experiments, like … Continue reading →

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“Ass Maniac” Steals Sex Toy Shaped Like A Woman’s Ass

Posted on January 24, 2020 by NiteFlirt

An armed robber who held up an adult shop and fled with a sex toy shaped like a woman’s ass is facing ten years in jail in Russia. Security footage shows the man fleeing with a “multi-functional” sex toy, priced at … Continue reading →

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