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NEWS: Kegels 2.0!

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I guess Betty White was spot on when she said, ““Why do people say, “grow some balls”? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.” Betty was absolutely right. According to the Huffington Post, Tatyana Kozhevnikova unofficially has the world’s strongest vagina! She recently put her powerful peach on display at the “Body Shocking Show” in England.

Tatyana proves her strength by inserting a wooden egg into her vagina while attaching the weight to the egg. She contracts her muscles from down under around the egg, and lifts the weight like a champ! I would suggest trying Kegels before attempting this! Reportedly, Tatyana says in the video it has taken her 20 years of practice. Practice does make perfect! I should note that she does not hold a Guinness World Record; there is no Guinness World Record for the strongest vajayjay. Perhaps Guinness could work on this, and give credit where credit is due. Lots of people enjoy and appreciate vaginal strength!

Like with any other consistent workout regime, the results have to be amazing. Tatyana recommends this vaginal workout to any woman that wants to be a sexual dynamo, “It’s enough to exercise your vagina five minutes a day, ladies, and in just one week you’ll be able to give yourself and your man unforgettable pleasure in bed.” I seriously need to incorporate this into my pilates routine whilst bumpin’ Prince’s “Pussy Control.

NEWS: Incentive to wrap up the meat!?

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I’m happy to announce the bacon craze is still in full force! The Seattle based company, J&D Foods has come out with Bacon Condoms, that “make your meat look like meat.” J&D is also known for their Bacon Mayo, Bacconiaise!

To make matters juicier, each rubber is doused in J&D’s baconlube! I’m not sure where I stand with this… sure, I love to live high on the hog but this is a bit much. I definitely need to read some enthusiastic testimonials before I beg for the bacon.

J&D Foods stated “Truly the new standard of animal protein themed prophylactics Bacon Condoms are proudly Made in America of the highest quality latex and rigorously tested to help ensure the utmost reliability and safety for when you’re makin’ Bacon.” Total pork protection!

Don’t fret, the fun doesn’t stop there, the company has also stated they are releasing Bacon Sunscreen! I need to take some time to really digest all of this pork. Will you try out these bacon infused products?

Imaginary Teasing

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By Seductress Suzie

Weaving The Fantasy
As a teasing Phone Sex Mistress, I am an expert at weaving a fantasy in your mind, aren’t I?  Just with my voice, I can make you believe I am right  there, alongside of you.  That isn’t your hand stroking your cock, teasing it, it’s mine.  That isn’t a Fleshlight, it’s my talented mouth, or my wet and warm pussy you’re sliding that cock into.  I know just how to get inside of your head and make you believe that I am right there with you.

Guiding Your Masturbation
You’ve got a lot to do with this though.  You let me take control of your cock. You let me guide your hand as it strokes your shaft, rubs over your pre-cum slick head and cups those swollen cum filled  balls.  It’s really not your hand though, is it?  It’s my soft hand, the one that knows exactly how to touch you, to bring you to the edge, and then back off, then take you to the edge again and again. I will keep you on the edge until you are begging for a release.

I Know How To Tease You
That amazes you, doesn’t it?  How I know how to let up or even stop without you saying a word.  And you do try to fool me, you naughty little slut.  You think if you don’t say anything, if you don’t actually say “Oh, Goddess, I’m so close”, that you might actually sneak in an “accidental” orgasm.  Silly little stroker, you don’t have to say anything!  I know by how you’re breathing, by the little moans and gasps that escape your lips…. just how close you are.  So I can stop…or  I can give you just that one last stroke and then stop……denying of that orgasm that you think you need.  Come and play with me little pets, and experience how much fun orgasm denial can be.

Ciao,
Suzie

NEWS: Clitorises, Climaxing, Connecting…OH MY!

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We’ve all read that we need to stop and smell the roses, eat clean, practice yoga, love ourselves, mediate, but what about “Orgasmic Mediation?” As a 30 year old female I can honestly say that climaxing is not always something that I can conquer myself, let alone with a partner (apologizes to my lovely ex’s). I can’t speak for all women but I am sure there are plenty of orgasm deficient ladies out there, including myself.

I recently came across a TEDx lecture that held my undivided attention for an entire fifteen minutes; moreover I was enchanted the whole time (which is a feat) The title of the lecture is “Orgasm. The Cure for the Western Woman” by Nicole Daedone. Daedone is the Founder of OneTaste, a San Francisco based company that is devoted to educating people on topics that I truly believe are vital, that is if you enjoy feeling amazing and experiencing true ecstasy. OneTaste offers training and education on orgasms, communication, and man-woman relationships. This practice is something that Daedone calls OM, Orgasmic Mediation. I think this is a mediation I can handle, ooommmmmmmm.

OneTaste describes OM: “It’s a practice that is a gateway to more vitality, connection, and Turn On. It’s deliberate and structured will repeatable results. It’s mediation, equally powerful for both partners- only the object of focus is the clitoris. OM is a source of power – a well from which to draw energy. It’s profound, yet simple and you can have it whether you are single or couple.” I don’t know about you but they had me at “object of focus is the clitoris”, I was sold!

OneTaste offers training through social media, conferences, and in-person private coaching. I suggest during your long holiday weekend you do yourself a favor and set aside fifteen minutes to watch Daedone’s TEDx lecture, who knows you might find your legs “butterflied open” and in a euphoric state, you’ll understand after you watch!

In Support of Gay Marriage!

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By Saras Playroom

I have personally overseen the marriage of two of my Niteflirt callers and this could be your fate, too. Secret gay sex at the sexstore or hooking up from online classified ads with other men on the downlow? No, I will be turning you ultra gay instead. I will make you break up with your girlfriend or divorce your wife and embrace your openly gay sexual destiny. Do you really think that your girlfriend or wife wants to be kissing the mouth that secretly sucks cock and slurps up cum? No! Your girlfriend or wife should be set free to find a real man. And so should you find a real gay man who you will marry!

My newest Niteflirt Pay to View, INSTAGAY! Be Turned Gay in 24 Hours! is turning men gay even faster and yes, it’s irreversible! Once you go gay, there is no going back to straight or bi-curious. I have turned thousands of men gay on Niteflirt. I have heard how many of you have to pop the little blue pill to have sex with your girlfriend or wife because your dick doesn’t get hard for pussy anymore, it only gets hard for cock! I have heard your little lies that you tell your gfs or wives about your problem with supposed “erectile dysfunction”, when you can get hard, just not for pussy! I have heard you fags confess that in order to keep your dicks hard enough to fuck women, that you have to imagine you are sucking cock or getting fucked! If this sounds like you, you know who to call on Niteflirt to begin your journey to gay marriage.

What I Want in a Boyfriend/Husband/Lover

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By Sexy HypnoGirl

I want a man who is strong and manly and who can defend me.
A man who takes care of Me in every way but is submissive when I need him to be.
A man who treats Me like his Princess. One who is soft spoken and kind.
A man who stands up for what he believes in and yet is ready to be My good boy. He never raises his voice or hand in anger to Me.
A man who can take charge in the bedroom and ravage Me. But he is also willing to trust Me to have My way with him when I want that.
A man who is ready at the drop of a hat when I am ready, but yet will come in and surprise Me and just have his way with Me.
A man who loves hypnosis as much as I do… who craves being placed under trance.
A man that makes good money so I never have to stress about bills again.
He must enjoy the same shows on TV so We/we can watch together.
A man who loves to cuddle as much as I do. That’s the type of man I want.

Cock Control

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By MissReaghan

If you’ve ever spoken with me before, I’m sure that you’re fully aware of who’s in control of your cock. But every now and then, I like to remind you, even if you haven’t actually forgotten. It’s fun for me, you know? I have so many different ways to choose from, after all.

How To Stroke Your Cock

Certainly you’ve been doing it yourself for a long time, haven’t you? You know just the right strokes that make you feel good and can probably pace yourself so that you know exactly how many minutes it takes for you to get off. You know your triggers and how long you can hold off before the inevitable “cumshot”. Certainly you’re comfortable in doing things your way … but maybe the time has come to try something new? But where do you go to find a new “trigger”? Who knows you better than you know yourself?

How to Control Your Cock

In the time I have been working as a phone sex Mistress, I have picked up different techniques and approaches to the same end goal: Controlling your cock. Whether it be through an extended guided masturbation session or something more drastic, such as chastity training and CBT … I always find just the right combination of stroking and teasing. But, yes, cock control is certainly an important act of submission. In fact, the very first thing I do when I allow a sub to serve me is to take control of his cock. Even if I haven’t agreed to own *him* yet, I will own his cock. It helps to establish control early, you understand. Leads to fewer problems down the road.

How I Control Your Cock

But, of course, the one thing all my cock control techniques have in common is that they all involve denial or, at the very least, delay. What’s the point of owning your cock if I can’t control when and how you orgasm? Or perhaps I should say “IF” you orgasm … and that’s a pretty big “if” most of the time.

Do you need to be reminded who holds the leash to your itty-bitty penis? Good. You know what to do, then, don’t you?

A quick final thought:

The Joy of Phone Sex – Connecting with an Intelligent Phone Sex Mistress

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Fun intelligent FemDom Mistress, Miss June

In a world where so many of our experiences are digitally modulated electronic simulations of life, speaking with someone who really knows you is a gift. Opening yourself to an intelligent woman who listens and pays attention and guides you to deeper self awareness, that is an invaluable luxury. Treat yourself to a phone sex journey. Not a silly jerk off session, a real connection. Invest in your sexual and psychological well being.

Great phone sex will change you

Working with a gifted Mistress over time will change how you understand yourself. Whether you are a kinky freak who likes pain play and humiliation or a gentle sissy who understands her shortcomings or a devoted slave who only wants to be used for s superior woman’s pleasure, finding the right Mistress and submitting to her will set you free.

As an experienced FemDom phone Mistress, I have seen some amazing transformations among my long term callers. Men and T-girls who found themselves doing things they never thought they would do. Confessing things they never thought they would admit to another living soul. Because in many ways the bond that can develop between a phone Mistress and her caller is more intense than relationships that develop in person. We have the luxury of connecting purely through imagination and emotion and whispered pleas and instructions purred directly in your ear.

Calling a phone sex Goddess is a Healthy Escape

Phone sex is a legal way to get your kink on without catching a disease or winding up on the news in a police sting or exploiting some sex worker who may not be there by choice. I love my work. I love hearing from you. Getting to know you. Training you. And I encourage you to invest in our relationship. Give yourself that gift. Open yourself to me. I want to make you mine. I give you permission to wallow in your weakness. To succumb to your appetites. To face the truth about yourself and become mine. Won’t that be a welcome relief from your stressful daily routine? To focus only on my needs and desires and serve me with devotion?

Call me today and discover the joy of phone sex.

Mistress June

1 (800) TO FLIRT x 9878433

 

 

Back on the Market

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By Kinky Kristina

I’m Kinky Kristina and my callers have told me I’m the horniest, kinkiest housewife, and MILF on Niteflirt.  Now, I have an announcement to make here on the Niteflirt blog, I’m making the move from horny housewife to hot-to-trot divorcee, because I’m divorcing my husband!  I’ve started dating again and this is putting me in an intriguing sexual situation where I’m essentially cuckolding my husband until we’re legally divorced.  Ha, he deserves to be cuckolded anyway.  Since I’ve been dating again, wearing sexy lingerie, outfits, stockings and heels instead of blouses, jeans and flats is making me very turned on.  I’m in my “Dirty Thirties” and being in my sexual prime is an amazing experience I want to share with more Niteflirt callers who want to talk to a horny housewife or MILF.

I’m also an “Anything Goes” type of girl, so we can get down and dirty.  I enjoy being on Niteflirt, chatting with men from all over, fulfilling fantasies, role plays and the best bonus for me:  orgasms! As many as I want!  As a mature woman, I have so much more sexual experience and really know how to get men off in so many different ways.  I only started to do phone sex when my marriage was going downhill and it was more for me to have a sexual outlet, since I wasn’t having my sexual needs fulfilled.  I wasn’t sure if phone sex, being a virtual form of sex, would be fulfilling but I’ve found that it is such an intense experience, and I try to make it so real and appeal to every sense that a man has.  If you want an intense phone sex call experience, then call me.

Come visit me!

Femdom

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By MissReaghan

You all know the saying, “The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach”, yes? Well, I can counter that with a phrase of my own that summarizes exactly the nature of our relationship and how you can best serve your Mistress.

What is a Femdom?

When you think of a Mistress, what is the first image that pops into your head? Is it the image of a woman, all decked out in black rubber and carrying a whip while she screams at you in German? An impossible-to-please woman who will crush your balls beneath her stiletto-ed heel and make you beg for the privilege of thanking her for her time? Do you picture a well-dressed, be-suited woman hovering over your every move and correcting even the smallest of mistakes with a disappointed look and a quiet “Hmm” under her breath?

Recently I had a survey on my phone sex blog, asking people that same question and the variety of answers it brought back were somewhat surprising to me. Even “non-kinky” people had an opinion about what it meant to them and, I was surprised to find that quite a few weren’t that far off the mark. They all seemed to radiate an answer that boiled down to power exchange and a woman that is sure of herself and absolutely in control.

Control me, Mistress!

How does that control manifest itself? Like the definition of “Femdom”, there are many definitions to what “control” is. Some would search through the pages of a phone sex site looking for just the right woman to expertly teach them cock control and orgasm training. Others want jerk-off instructions or just to listen as a woman guides their masturbation. Some require a strict Dominatrix with a “take no prisoners” approach to obedience while others would respond far better to a more sensual, teasing flirt. Still others like it somewhere in the middle … Sensually Strict, as it were.

Her level of control over you is entirely dictated by what you respond to. Just like in anything else in life … if YOU aren’t enjoying yourself, she’s going to know it and that will make for an unsatisfactory call for everyone.

So I leave you with the phrase I promised you at the beginning.

“The way to a femdom’s heart is through your mind.”

Know what you enjoy and the kind of phone sex domination that suits your personality best and then go find her!