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10 Phrases You Can Use During Sex and at a Funeral

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michelleIt’s crazy how certain phrases work in different situations. This is especially true of things you can say during sex AND during a funeral! Here are the funniest ones.

  1. “I’m sorry, were you close?”
    Yuk yuk yuk!
  2. “It was the second stroke that did it…”
    Tragically, that does happen occasionally.
  3. “I know she touched everyone in this room.”
    And a moment of silence follows…
  4. “Do you need a tissue?”
    How considerate.
  5. “It’s so unbelievable hard…”
    Grieving or thirsty, hard to tell.
  6. “Thanks for coming.”
    Of course!
  7. “Lovely spread.”
    Thank you.
  8. “I’m sorry.”
    We’ve all heard that one…
  9. “I think she was suffering towards the end.”
    Yes, but it’s all over now.
  10. “My sister would have loved this.”
    Well, bring her along next time!

Feeling a little thirsty yourself? We’re so glad that you came to NiteFlirt!

Check out more things you say during sex and during a funeral: https://www.buzzfeed.com/beckybarnicoat/xx-things-you-could-say-during-sex-or-at-a-funeral

New Video Game Lets You Cruise For Gay Sex In Public Bathrooms

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bieberA new video game allows users to pick up guys at urinals to get it on. According to the game’s designer, players cruising for simulated sex in public restrooms is both an erotic and a political act. He says he ultimately decided to make the game not only for the naughty sex but also because he’s “interested in the politics of sex ― who is allowed to have it, where, when, how, why.”

In the past, the platform which hosts his projects banned his work from the site for featuring male genitalia. As a result, the artist has replaced the dicks of the men in the game with giant guns—mainly as a way to give the middle finger to the site’s censorship rules. He wants those who play his game to enjoy the voyeurism of cruising for sex in public and to remember how central sex has always been to the idea of gay liberation.

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Check out more about the game where you can cruise for simulated sex in public bathrooms: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/video-game-the-tearoom_us_59663b3ce4b09b587d63fa44

New Yorkers Ask Hotel Guests To Please Stop Fucking With the Blinds Open

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feetResidents of a New York City public-housing building on the Lower East Side have one thing to say to guests of the adjacent hotel: please stop fucking with the blinds open. According to the New York Post, residents of the building have been bombarded with every sex act imaginable by hotel guests getting it on smashed up against the plate glass window for all to see! The residents say they’ve seen couples fucking and masturbating in the expensive rooms that are probably close enough to touch the next door public-housing building.

According to the Post, at least 47 complaints have been called in, but there’s actually not much that can be done from a legal standpoint. “The whole question is whether it’s going on in public: If you’re in your house or something [such as a hotel], you’re safe,” said a Manhattan lawyer, whose firm handles public-lewdness cases. What that means for residents is that they either need to close the blinds or look away—or, alternatively, enjoy the free show!

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Check out more about New Yorkers asking hotel guests to stop fucking with the blinds open: https://jezebel.com/close-the-shades-when-you-do-it-in-a-fancy-hotel-or-an-1797472223

8 Places People Can’t Go Without Wanting To Have Sex

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What is it about certain places that just put people in the mood? Whether you’re kinky (dentist’s office, anyone?) or turned on by the mood of a place, some places really make you want to go home and get it on. Here are 8 places people confessed they couldn’t go to without wanting to have sex.

  1. best_phone_sex_niteflirt_phallicDentist’s office
    “I have odontophilia, so I love watching dental procedures on YouTube, going to the dentist, licking teeth, people with braces, etc. I think about the dentist’s office while I masturbate probably a couple times per week.” Whatever turns you on!

  2. Car repair shops
    “When my boyfriend comes in from working on his truck or after I’m done with a visit to get my car serviced, he is completely irresistible. I don’t need it to come but it does get me off faster.” Hot!
  3. Aquariums
    “Something about being in the semi-darkness with the neon lights and the humming of the equipment makes me get goosebumps instantly.” Mood lighting.
  4. Cathedrals
    “Anytime I visit a cathedral, I feel this raging, throbbing desire to have sex.” Naughty!
  5. Libraries
    “This is really weird, but the smell of books is so sexy! Every library trip makes me feel horny.” Yes, so true!
  6. Concerts
    “Something about heavy guitars and raspy singing voices at a live show makes me want to go right home and get busy after the show is over. It energizes me and gets me all hot and bothered. I’ll still go home and rub one out after a concert.” Sex, drugs, and rock and roll!
  7. Bathtubs
    “I don’t need to be in the bath in order to orgasm. However, I do love bath sex.” Don’t we all.
  8. Waterfalls
    “I don’t need to be at one to come. But I think about it like three to four times per month.” Intense!

Looking for a place that’ll get your juices flowing? Come to NiteFlirt!

Check out more about places people can’t go without wanting to have sex: https://www.buzzfeed.com/shannonrosenberg/some-of-these-could-be-slightly-inconvenient

Porn Performers Share the Sex Positions You Shouldn’t Try At Home

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Image Source: Screen captures from YouTube via DistractifyWe’ve all heard the expression, “Fuck like a porn star.” But sometimes, the extremely ambitious and challenging positions you see in your favorite porn should come with a disclaimer: do not try at home. Here are the ones adult entertainers say you should probably not reenact.

  1. Doggy style, with one leg up
    While this position looks great in porn, it’s actually pretty physically difficult to have a leg hoisted up during doggy style. It also makes penetration more challenging and less comfortable for the receiver.
  2. Missionary position, with the giver leaning back
    This one is used in porn to get a good camera angle, allowing the viewer a more explicit view of the action. But in real life, it’s better to get up close and personal!
  3. Anal sex without lube
    Porn stars stress that just because anal in porn appears to be lubeless, it never is—and you definitely should never attempt anal without lots of lube handy!
  4. Lap dance, with legs held back to either side
    This position is another example of one that’s used for showing action to the camera. “While this receiver-on-top pose can potentially stimulate the G-spot, holding the legs out to the side serves no additional purpose in the stimulation department,” explains Refinery 29.

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Check out more about porn positions you shouldn’t try at home: https://www.refinery29.com/crazy-porn-sex-positions#slide-4

More Than Half Of Married Millennials Wish They Had More Sex

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Turns out there’s something millennials want even more than avocado toast and the latest iPhone: sex. According to a new report conducted by Cosmopolitan, “52% of respondents wish they were having sex more often.” Using social media, the magazine used data from 1,162 sexually frustrated men and women, aged 20 to 29.

Image Source: Flickr - 434picsCosmo found that “60% of the respondents reported having sex two to three times a week before they were married. That figure dropped down to 43% post-I Do.” The survey revealed that men want more sex than women—62% vs. 47%—but across the board, young married couples just want to fuck more often, despite being very happy with their partner. We have one thing to say to horny millennials: no time like the present!

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Check out more about the study that shows married millennials want more sex: https://www.refinery29.com/2017/08/167227/married-millennial-sex-survey

10 Ordinary Things That Make Fetishists Horny

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coffeeEveryone has something in particular that really puts them in the mood. Whether or not you’re kinky, anything from sushi boats to rubber duckies could make you randy. Here are the unusual things that get fetishists and regular people going.

  1. Sushi boats
    “I think it’s because it’s like an aphrodisiac to me. I have dreams of being Samantha from Sex in the City in the scene where she’s covered in sushi.” Doesn’t seem that unusual to us!
  2. Diapers
    (of course, this is an NF no-no)
    “And also the thought of someone changing my diaper, like wiping down there with a baby wipe and patting on baby powder.” If the diaper fetish fits….
  3. Toothbrushes
    “It’s mainly because I use them to masturbate, so the sound puts me in the ‘right’ mindset.” Here’s to good dental hygiene and good orgasms!
  4. Latte art
    Must be something about the cream…
  5. Rubber ducks
    “I insert my ~you know what~ into her ~you know what~ and then she pulls out a rubber duck and starts squeezing it.” Kinky!
  6. Cop cars
    “One of my ultimate fantasies is getting f*cked on the hood of a cop car with the blue lights going!” Naughty, naughty—better break out those handcuffs!
  7. Life jackets
    “Lifejackets when they’re pulled really, really tight. Like wearing super tight clothes, or latex. If I can barely breathe, it’s perfect. Squash me happy.” Ooh, pull tighter!
  8. Ketchup
    “I need it to orgasm and I think about it all the time.” Whatever turns you on!
  9. Needles
    “Like tattoos or giving blood, just as long as it’s causing me pain it’ll send chills through my body. I get goosebumps all over. So arousing.” Pain can be so hot!
  10. Lightning
    “If a thunderstorm is in the forecast, I do my best to make arrangements for sex or quality ~me~ time. If I’m in class or at work during a storm it’s almost unbearable.” So sexy it’s electrifying!

Looking for something special to get your motor running? We are always down for the unusual here at NiteFlirt!

Check out more ordinary things that make people horny: https://www.buzzfeed.com/shannonrosenberg/i-guess-peanut-butter-makes-sense

You Can Now Own ‘Broad City’ Sex Toys

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Fans of the hilarious, sex-positive show “Broad City” can start getting very excited about the next season—literally. Things are gearing up to be pretty climatic thanks to the ladies’ recent line of sex toys, launched by Lovehoney. Loyal viewers will not be surprised to see the risque comedians promoting sex toys they actually helped to popularize, like the Pegasus Pegging Kit (who can forget that infamous episode?).image

Other aptly named sex toys include the “YAS KWEEN” Bullet Vibrator and the “Respect
Your Dick” Love Ring. Best of all, the cheeky, sex-positive toys are very affordable, ranging from $13 to $90. They even include some of the show’s most famous lines, like the “Man On A Mission” Masturbation Egg or the “Carpe Dayum” Egg Vibrator. “Broad City”: good for a laugh and a good orgasm!

Looking for something exciting yourself? Come Carpe Dayum with us on NiteFlirt, kween!

Check out more about the new “Broad City” sex toys here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/broad-city-sex-toys_us_598c745de4b0a66b8bb191d4

Pizza Is The Official Food Of One-Night Stands

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netflixandchillYelp recently conducted a survey with 2,000 single American millennials to get to the bottom of one very important question: what are they eating after sex. After asking people what their food of choice is for a one-night stand, the results came back conclusively for—wait for it—pizza! The study also revealed that the best activity for spending time with a fling (besides eating pizza) is good old fashioned Netflix and Chill.

After pizza, Yelp’s research found that pasta and tacos came in at second and third place. It seems that 35% of those hooking up would rather order take-out than go out for a bite with the person they just had casual sex with. Pizza does seem like the perfect no-frills meal for Americans who are looking for a post-coitus, no-strings-attached encounter!

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Check out more about how pizza is the number one food of choice for one-night stands: https://www.refinery29.com/2017/08/166729/pizza-named-official-one-night-stand-food

This Viral Cartoon Is Actually Fetish Porn

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24503004315_94fb07d7e3_zAn image showing a big-breasted blonde in stripper heels and a neglige transforming into the girl-next-door after reading a book has been shared across social media recently. People have called out the erotic cartoon for offensively stereotyping women, but the artist behind the piece says it’s actually part of an erotic niche called “bimbo transformation” (check it out below). According to the artist, this fetish can take many forms, but usually involves “hyper-feminine, hyper-sexualized caricature.”

It can also involve men transforming into women with huge tits, big asses, and high stripper heels. The piece that went viral was commissioned for a fetishist who wanted to see the transformation in reverse—not expecting anyone outside of the transformation porn community to ever see it. While the cartoon was intended for a specific, kinky audience, the artist made a statement saying they strive to “create erotica that is both sexy and feminist.”

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Check out more about the fetish porn that went viral: https://www.buzzfeed.com/krishrach/this-sexist-cartoon-everyone-is-freaking-out-about-is-actual