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The Sploshing Photos You’ve Got To See To Believe

http---distractify-media-prod.cdn.bingo-2001084-980xA jelly confectionary and bakery in London has gotten into hosting cake-sitting, aka sploshing, parties for kinky participants. They whip up elaborate cakes and jellies for the eager fetishists, and use a photographer to capture the moment when they push their fully naked bodies into the beautiful desserts (check out the pictures below). Sploshing is known as wet or messy play, or W.A.M—in the pictures, bare asses are covered in meringue, jello, whipped cream, and so much more.

Fetishists use all types of foods and drinks with various textures and temperatures to engage the senses. Cake-sitting in particular is a type of sploshing where the sensation of a freshly chilled cake making contact with the naked ass produces sounds and stimulation that sploshing fans find irresistible. “Also, the surprisingly satisfying sound of a bum squashing a meringue is one sound I never thought I would come across, nor will I ever forget,” explains a fetishist. We say, let them eat, er, sit on cake!

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Check out the photos of cake-sitting sploshing: https://www.refinery29.com/2016/11/129135/sploshing-body-parts-fetish-butt-pictures#slide-9

All The Ways Horny People Misspell Porn Searches

With Donald Trump’s recent typo of “covfefe” baffling and delighting the internet, Pornhub decided to get in on the joke. The porn site revealed the most common misspellings for each state when horny people search for something to satisfy their libidos. As Pornhub said: “As you can imagine, misspelled searches are quite common on Pornhub when people’s dominant digits 161are otherwise being… occupied. Thankfully our advanced auto-correct feature is always there to lend a hand.”

It seems “hentai” or Japanese anime porn is very commonly misspelled, especially in the Midwest, in six different states. There’s also “porm,” “step mon,” “wbony,” and “lesbiam.” But not to worry, Pornhub has your back—and your front. Like they say, despite the constant excitement of searching for porn covfefe.

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Check out more about the map that shows how people misspell porn searches state by state: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/pornhub-typo-misspellings-by-state/

7 Moments Everyone With a Pussy Has Experienced While Masturbating

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_orgasmfaceThere are some experiences in life that are universal—and masturbation is one of them! Sometimes you’re bored, have to be stealthy, or are in the shower…so you might as well have an orgasm! If you have a pussy, we guarantee you will recognize some—or all—of these scenarios (check out the full list below).

  1. When you can be really loud
    Sometimes, you have to be stealthy and put pillows and blankets on top of yourself to mute the sound of your vibrator. But then there’s those rare and sacred times when no one’s around and you can crank up the volume on your porn and really let loose!
  2. When you wind up thinking about someone you’d rather not think about
    As BuzzFeed says, “No matter what fantasy you start out with, every once in a while someone completely random pops up and hijacks your fantasy.” Whoops!
  3. When the battery fails on your vibrator right as you’re about to cum
    This is just about the. Worst. Thing. Ever!
  4. When you have nothing better to do than rack up multiple orgasms
    Sometimes, with a can-do attitude, you find out exactly how many consecutive orgasms you can have in one session!
  5. When you’re in the shower and want to test out your shower head
    Everyone’s heard that the shower head on your clit is the holy grail of orgasms, so why not give it a go while sudsing up!
  6. When you make your clit go numb from using the highest setting on your vibrator
    This is not for the faint of heart, but sometimes, you want to see if you can cum in three seconds flat!
  7. When you need to put yourself to sleep
    Everyone knows cumming before bed is the best way to ensure a good night’s sleep.

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Check out more experiences everyone with a pussy has had while masturbating: https://www.buzzfeed.com/annaborges/masturbation-is-always-the-answer

Attn Men: We Don’t Care If You Can See Our Buttholes

A piece titled “Yes Ladies, We’ve Seen Your Butthole and That’s Okay” has been stirring up a lot of buzz on the internet recently. The author basically wants women to know that yes, he can see their starfish during doggy-style sex, but they shouldn’t feel self-conscious about it. What’s rubbing women the wrong way (unlike a nice finger on the ass!) is the assumption that women feel there’s something shameful or embarrassing about their buttholes—which is woefully wrong.

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“To discover that a body part you’ve never even factored into this equation is actually front and center may be discomfiting, to say the least. But for those people, here’s the important thing to remember: Yes, we can see your butthole — and we like it,” he says. He goes on to explain that a woman “unwittingly displayed” during doggy-style might feel unsexy—but as many pointed out, women don’t really care if someone sees their butthole or not during sex. In other words, there’s no reason to reassure “women around the world” that men love every part of them, including their butthole—it’s okay; we don’t care.

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Check out more about how women don’t care if men see their buttholes during sex: https://jezebel.com/attn-men-we-dont-care-if-you-can-see-our-buttholes-1796234501

Tops See Their Buttholes For The First Time

NiteFlirt_best_Phone _Sex_HOT_JOCK_ASSThe butthole is one of the most fascinating, dynamic, and glorious erogenous zones on our bodies. But even though it is a place of tremendous pleasure and mystery, a lot of gay men associate their own starfish with internalized homophobia and shame. That’s why there’s a video of tops checking out their asses for the first time ever—and the results are priceless (check it out below).

In response to what they love about men’s butts, they said, “they’re juicy,” and “ready for the dinner plate.” Then they were given hand-mirrors and instructed to “take a look.” One guy said, “it’s very Molly Ringwald—Pretty in Pink.” Another apologized for not treating his butthole “as well as the dick.” And overall, they all agreed to “love love love your hole.”

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Check out the video of tops seeing their buttholes for the first time: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/tops-see-their-holes-for-the-first-time_us_592c74dfe4b07d848fdc05a2

LifeStream Lets You Watch Cam Girls 24/7

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_goddesslycia3LifeStream is basically like The Truman Show—for porn. It gives users a voyeuristic look into the real lives of cam girls, who leave their cameras on for 24 hours a day. You can watch them sleep, mow the lawn, talk on the phone, and generally just go about their day-to-day lives.

“You can see me in the shower, or when I get all dolled up and dressed for work. Or when I’m ready to masturbate and cum and be sexy,” explains one cam girl describing her everyday life. She says she’s had guys tip her to put things away in the fridge or lay mulch in her bra and underwear. Most of the users prefer the girls not to “break the fourth wall,” and instead, just like to watch them go about their lives—while still looking sexy!

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Check out more about streaming cam girls 24/7: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/camsoda-lifestream-voyeur-porn/

Fetishist ‘Vampire’ Couple Prefers Blood To Sex

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_heartbleedA fetishist couple in Austin, Texas have a romance that literally sucks—in a good way. Lea, a 20-year-old fetish model and her beau, “Count” Tim Van Doorn, met at a vampire convention and felt an immediate “connection of darkness.” Their passionate relationship is built on sucking each other’s blood, which they claim to be better than sex.

“Vampires are highly sexualized creatures and having sex literally gets the blood pumping,” explains Lea. The Count agrees, saying the experience is just as satisfying as sex: “I actually prefer drinking blood to having sex. You are taking the essence of a person and that to me is ecstasy.” The fetishists believe the vampire lifestyle is not something you can choose—but what’s more surprising is how mind-blowing sex can really bite!

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Check out more about the fetishist vampire couple: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/vampire-couple-sucks-blood_us_593ac899e4b0b13f2c69daf4

Two Men Attempted To Join The Florida Capitol’s ‘Grindr Mile High Club’

2900305586_530cf11668_oTwo Florida men were eager to join Tallahassee’s version of the Mile High Club at the Florida Capitol recently. They’d met on Grindr, and decided to hook up in the bathroom on the top floor at the Capitol. Unfortunately for them, an officer with Capitol Police went into the restroom and observed “two pairs of shoes in the handicap stall that were nowhere near the toilet or sink.”

The Tallahassee Democrat reports, “one of the men looked over the stall divider to see who’d come in. The officer heard what sounded like clothes being put back on and ordered the men, ages 20 and 21, to come out of the stall.” The men, caught red handed, admitted to fucking in the stall. Luckily for them, the officer didn’t charge them because he did “not witness any lewd or lascivious behavior.” Sounds pretty hard to join the Grindr Mile High Club at the Capitol!

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Check out more about the Grindr Mile High Club fail here: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2017/04/12/police-officer-interrupts-two-men-attempting-join-florida-capitols-grindr-mile-high-club/

Amazon’s Alexa Will ‘Set The Mood’ When You’re ‘Feeling Sexy’

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_positionsEverybody knows background music is the best thing for surreptitiously getting it on. And thanks to SKYN condoms, there’s now a seamless way to keep the rhythm going when you’re busy getting down. Amazon’s Alexa is serving up some sexy ambience with its new feature that allows users to “Set the Mood.”

As SKYN explains, “Set the Mood” will allow you to “discover the connection between music and sex” by offering “custom curated music from cutting edge DJs.” You can choose from five different “moods” and activate it by simply telling Alexa, “I’m feeling sexy.” Reviewers have said the moods “tend toward the electronic and dance end of the spectrum,” but hey, when you’re feeling sexy, you can let Alexa set the mood as you seductively croon, “Let’s Get It On.

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Check out more about Alexa setting the mood here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/amazon-alexa-set-the-mood-sexy-time_us_593ac346e4b0b13f2c69ccbc

7 Times Couples Got Caught Having Public Sex

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sexybucketlistWhen the mood strikes, having sex right then and there always seems like a good idea. But there’s no bigger turn off than getting caught in the act (unless you’re into that, of course). Here are real confessions from people on Whisper about the times they were discovered getting busy in public.

  1. I got caught having sex at church, by my youth pastor. He looked at me and my boyfriend and said, ‘Really? We just had the sex talk tonight.’” Jesus, that’s naughty!
  2. I got caught having sex in a hotel corridor today. All the guy said was ‘don’t think this is the right place to be doing that, mate,’ took a picture, and walked away…” Thanks for your discretion, mate.
  3. Got caught having sex in the backseat by two cops. Why? Bank down the street got robbed by an identical car.” Some serious bad luck while getting lucky!
  4. My girlfriend and I got caught having sex on a hotel roof. Didn’t know getting up there would set off an alarm and police would come.” Wah wah wah!
  5. I got caught having sex on the beach once. They stole our clothes. All our friends wondered why were naked when we went back to camp.” The mysteries of the ocean…
  6. My boss caught me and his daughter having sex in my office at work. Now, I’m fired. No regrets.” YOLO!
  7. My ex and I got caught having sex in his car in a parking lot and the lady who saw us told us to keep going. Lol.” Best case scenario!

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Check out more confessions from people who got caught having sex in the public: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/caught-having-sex-in-public_us_59514635e4b0da2c731d72bb