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Goop’s Telling Women To Put Jade Eggs In Their Pussies 

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gwynethThere’s a new product Gwyneth Paltrow recommends adding to your Goop shopping cart that’s promising to do wonders for your sex life. No, it isn’t a $15,000 gold dildo or sex-dust smoothies—it’s the “ancient” jade egg, which for $66 will “increase chi, orgasms, vaginal muscle tone, hormonal balance, and feminine energy in general.” Goop also boasts that the eggs “were once the strictly guarded secret of Chinese concubines and royalty in antiquity.”

Goop alleges that sleeping and walking around with a stone egg in your ladybits is not only the new kegels, but will also magically make you appear more attractive. Unsurprisingly, actual doctors are already criticizing Paltrow for dolling out pseudo-science medical advice that is actually bad for women’s health. One OB/GYN pointed out that putting a porous rock inside you is dangerous because bacteria can easily lodge into its various nooks and crannies, unlike medical-grade silicone. Having an egg up there could also have the opposite effect of kegels and actually damage those muscles. Jade eggs are currently sold out on Goop, which leads us all to wonder—after so much questionable sex advice, such as vaginal steaming and toxic lube, why are women still buying “Yoni” Snake Oil from Gwyneth Paltrow?

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Check out more about Goop telling women to put jade eggs in their pussies: https://gizmodo.com/no-you-should-not-put-jade-eggs-in-your-vagina-because-1791390211

7 Hilarious Posts About Masturbation from Tumblr

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magicwandarthistory“Masturbation is probably the only DIY project you will start and actually finish.” It’s funny cause it’s true! Here are 7 posts about masturbation from the hilarious folks on Tumblr.

  1. “Masturbation is just having sex with the person you love most.”
    Aw, cute. So does that mean you should buy yourself chocolates on Valentine’s Day? Sounds good to us!
  2. “This post is here to remind everybody that ‘gratrunka’ is the Swedish word for ‘crying while masturbating.’ That’s a real tear jerker.”
    See what they did there?
  3. “Is masturbating while smoking weed called masterblazing? No its called highjacking. Guys no it’s weedwhacking. No its called disappointing ur mother.”
    So true!
  4. “Stressed out? Masturbate. Have a headache? Masturbate. Gotta leave? Stay in bed, masturbate. Have so much shit to do? Who cares! Masturbate.”
    This person has truly figured out the important things in life.
  5. “Trinity Church: ‘Masturbation Is Satan’s Typewriter.'”
    I had no idea I was a novelist.
  6. “*not horny but masturbates just in case I was*
    Smart plan!
  7. “A vampire masturbating in front of a mirror. Bet you didn’t see that coming.”
    Good one!

Looking for a little levity yourself? Laughter and masturbation go hand and hand at NiteFlirt!

Check out more hilarious Tumblr posts about masturbation here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/jennaguillaume/sex-with-the-person-you-love-most

 

‘Golden Trio’ Of Sex Moves Boosts Chances Of Female Orgasm

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Researchers have found a way to help close the female orgasm gap. A study from a team of US researchers say that to get a woman off, a combination of genital stimulation, deep kissing and oral sex, aka the “golden trio,” is needed to increase the likelihood of achieving an orgasm. Published in the Journal of Archives of Sexual Behavior, the study looked at 52,000 participants to shed light on orgasm gaps between the sexes and also between people with different sexual orientations—and for straight women, the findings were pretty grim.

“While 95% of heterosexual men reported that they usually or always orgasmed during sexually intimate moments, just 65% of heterosexual women did. By contrast, the figure was 89% for gay men, 86% for lesbian women, ” reports the Guardian. As researchers says, the gaps between men and heterosexual women were already known, but the ones between lesbians and straight women highlight the need for men to better understand just what it takes to get a woman there, so to speak. “About 30% of men actually think that intercourse is the best way for women to have orgasm, and that is sort of a tragic figure because it couldn’t be more incorrect,” said a co-author of the research. Researchers say they hope couples will consider the “golden trio” and incorporate it into the bedroom—after all, everyone deserves to experience “their fullest sexual expression to the maximum of their ability.”

Looking to reach your fullest sexual expression? At NiteFlirt, we can always get you there!

Check out more about the “golden trio” of sex moves to help women orgasm: https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/feb/23/golden-trio-of-moves-boosts-chances-of-female-orgasm-say-researchers

7 Shameless Confessions From People With More Than One Side Piece

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Some people collect coins or cars—others collect lovers they can hook up with for a little side action. Both men and women are guilty of cheating here and there, and these shameless confessions from the people of Whisper prove that it’s not that uncommon to have multiple interests. Here are confessions from those who enjoy some tasty sides with the main course.

  1. “I have more than one side chick. Some are weekly, some are on a call when I need basis. I don’t know how to stop.”Wow. All that side action sounds exhausting!
  2. “I am married and I have two side chicks for wild sex!”This must require boundless energy!
  3. “I have two side guys because my main guy won’t even text me.”Does that even count?
  4. “I am engaged, I love my fiance, but we have trouble in the bedroom so he lets me have side guys who he has met. And I call them my friends.”Now that is a generous fiance!
  5. “Both of my side girls are single, but I honestly prefer a married woman. Specifically because I’m a married man and we both have the same to lose.”Fair enough.
  6. “I am scared my side pieces are having main chick ambitions. I just don’t have the time for all that!”That does seem like a lot of work…
  7. “My side chicks just found out about each other and are cool with it. WHAAAAT!?”Luckiest person in the universe?

Looking for some shameless action yourself? Come get lucky right here!

Check out more shameless confessions from people with side pieces: https://distractify.com/sex-relationships/2017/01/29/whisper-side-pieces

Lust For Life: Why Sex Is Better In Your 80s

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Image Source: Georgie Pauwels on Flickr

Image Source: Georgie Pauwels on Flickr

We’ve got good news about aging: it’s possible you could enjoy a later-life sexual peak. People in their 80s who still get frisky are often looked at as a curiosity, but lately research has shown that some older folks enjoy an active sex life. It seems older people find the emotional side of sex more fulfilling and share more sexual compatibility with their partners than in their 50s, 60s and 70s, a time of middle-age when many experience a sexual drought.

While it’s true that the majority of older people don’t have a robust sex life, as researchers say, “Among those who were [sexually active], it was quite interesting that they seemed happy with their sexual lives.” These octogenarians are considered “the healthiest people in older ager,” and there’s even been several documentaries made about their swinging sexual lifestyles, including one featuring an 80-year-old burlesque dancer and another with a 82-year-old who loves Grindr and reportedly “had sex eight times in seven days!” If these frisky older folks are any indication, aging doesn’t need to mean slowing down in the bedroom!

Got a lust for life yourself? Come find fulfilling experiences right here!

Check out more about why sex is better in yours 80s: https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/shortcuts/2017/feb/14/lust-for-life-why-sex-is-better-in-your-80s

Rube Goldberg Machine Made of Sex Toys Rings in the New Year 

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RubeWhat better way to ring in the new year than with a Rube Goldberg machine made entirely of sex toys? The sound effects and mind-blowing climax was the perfect way for Super Deluxe to start off 2017 (watch video below). Send this to all your loved ones!

The ball from a ball-gag starts rolling, bouncing off a big black dildo and working its way down a shaft until it reaches a Fleshlight that continues the ball on its journey. It sets off a flying car around a winding track that says “Mmmm…” and knocks over a string of dominoes around a silicone breast, setting another ball down a chute to some silicone asses. By sheer physics, the asses get whipped, slapped and paddled, which sends a bowling bowl past several dildo-levers, inflating a plastic sex doll. The big climax comes when, after knocking over some sex tapes past a ball pit of inflatable boobs, a man squeezes a pair of plastic breasts, causing a vibrator to unroll a giant “Happy New Year 2017!” banner and to set off a fireworks spraying dildo!

Has your 2017 started off with a bang? We can help make sure of that! 

Check out the Rube Goldberg machine made of sex toys here.

21-Year-Old With Giant Footlong Dick Answered Questions On Reddit

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measurement-1476913_640A 21-year-old generously answered dozens of questions about his giant 12-inch cock on Reddit! He claims to be 8 inches soft and 12 inches hard and, if you don’t believe the hype, he shared proof of his massive endowment (check out images on the Gaily Grind linked below). Here’s his most interesting responses to all your burning questions.

When asked if he’s ever tried to suck his own dick, which he’s nicknamed “Thor,” he responded that he has, but surprisingly, it was “not as great as it seems!” He said that he does have to masturbate with two hands, but generally tries not to because “I have enough sex and save it for that!” Believe it or not, he says girls are willing to have anal sex with him, and, “yes they survived.” Interestingly, women stare at his dick “all day every day in public.” His response: “my eyes are up here.”

Looking to have an intense experience yourself? Come try something new and exciting right here!

Check out more about the man with a giant footlong dick and see his pics by visiting Gaily Grind

5 Things They Teach You At Blowjob School 

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woman-609252_640Have you ever been curious about what goes down at those blowjob workshops? Well, thanks to the sex educators and other experts from around the country who’ve generously shared their expertise, now you can find out! Here’s their best advice from BJ classes.

  1. Start slow
    A sex and kink coach says, “Just let them experience the warmth of your breath and wetness of your tongue then gently begin to suck. Anticipation will make your partner even hotter.” Ooh, the anticipation!
  2. Use lube
    People often think that their own saliva is enough to do the trick, but sexperts advise starting off with some lube to get things nice and wet. They also recommend sucking on hard, sugar-free candy to build up the saliva in your mouth, then “after a few minutes, you may build up enough of your own juices to keep the action going.”
  3. Get hands-on
    According to sex educators, this is the trick to a great blowjob: “Remember: A good blow job is 50 percent hands. https://www.niteflirt.com/goody/search?text=handjobUsing your hands, with even pressure and friction in concert with your mouth, does more than what your mouth can do on its own.”
  4. Know your curves to maximize deep-throating
    Deep throating is 10 percent inspiration and 90 percent working with the curve and angle of your partner’s dick. For example, if you’re working with a dick that’s curved or angled upward, “have them lie down on a bed, kneel next to them facing their feet, and lean down until you’re comfortable. From there, open your throat like you would for a yawn ― now your partner’s penis can slide down your throat at a more comfortable and natural angle.” Like a glove!
  5. Don’t forget “the boys”
    Seriously—don’t! At blowjob workshops, sexperts encourage you to get well acquainted with the balls if you want to give a good blowjob: “I encourage starting your blow job here, actually; spending a bit of time with ‘the boys’ helps boost his arousal before you start bobbing.”

Looking for a successful sexual experience? Come learn from the masters right here!

Check out more tips from blowjob school: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/blow-job-school-lessons_us_58894b3fe4b0737fd5cb8621

Portland’s Kinky Coffee Shop Is Spearheading Alternative Sexual Lifestyle

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coffeeIf there’s two things Portland loves, it’s coffee and sex. And now the city which proudly boasts the most strip clubs per capita is combining its two loves—with a kinky new coffee shop! The MoonFrye Cafe is the nation’s second-ever sex-positive coffee shop where customers can meet, drink coffee, learn about sex, and get kinky. The dedicated spot for coffee enthusiasts who are also members of the kink and BDSM communities is spearheading the alternative sexual lifestyle.

While you can’t bring food or beverages into the dungeon, you can sit with a latte and watch an ex-military sergeant called “Puppy” bark like a dog in a Polyamory workshop. As Willamette Week says, “You can go to classes covering everything from ‘electrical play’ to the master/slave relationship to high protocol service to a monthly Fetish Night.” It also features handcrafted sex toys, leather items and paddles from local vendors, a play room to cater to blood and scalpel play and an after care room where you can heal. Kink University called Portland the “Kinkiest City in America,” and it sure seems to be living up to its reputation.

Feel like getting a nice pick me up yourself? Let NiteFlirt perk you up—before tying you up!

Check out more about Portland’s kinky new coffee shop here: https://www.wweek.com/culture/2017/02/07/at-long-last-portland-has-the-kinky-coffee-shop-its-needed/

Record Numbers of Couples Living In Sexless Marriages In Japan

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PikachuSexA recent report found that nearly half of Japanese married couples have not had sex for more than a month, which is defined as a “sexless” marriage. The Guardian reports, “A record high 47.2% of married men and women said they were in sexless marriages, up 2.6 percentage points from the previous poll in 2014, and significantly higher than the 31.9% recorded when it conducted its first survey of the nation’s bedroom habits in 2004.”

So what could be to blame for the country’s tragic loss of libido? Since the highest rate of sexlessness was found among people in their mid-to-late 40s, a time when the demands of work can be at its highest, it’s clear that Japan needs to do more for its hard-working, sex-starved citizens. The report said, “This is the first time over 30% of men answered that they were too tired from work to have sex”—this shocking percentage highlights the need for a major overhaul in employment practices. Japan should remember this very important proverb: all work and no play makes couples very dull.

Looking for a little “play” yourself? We’re never too tired here at NiteFlirt!

Check out more about Japan’s record-high sexless marriages: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/feb/14/record-numbers-of-couples-living-in-sexless-marriages-in-japan-says-report