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NFL Security Guard Caught Masturbating On Field 

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_publicsexOne NFL security guard got a little too excited during a recent Chargers game. Several fans noticed the man getting into the spirit, so to speak, and a shocking video of the incident was uploaded to social media. It shows the young Elite Security employee masturbating on the sidelines as he was working.

The 45-second clip recorded by someone in the stands captures the guard with his right hand stuffed down his pants, and his hand moving back and forth near his crotch. Not surprisingly, a group of hot cheerleaders can be seen dancing nearby. Elite Security has apologized for the incident, as well as the San Diego Chargers, who definitely don’t condone this type of over-enthusiastic fandom.

Want to get into some excitement yourself? We’ve got the best contact sport right here!

Check out more about the NFL security guard caught jerking off during a game: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2016/12/20/nfl-security-guard-caught-masturbating-field-chargers-game-team-responds/

Men Confess Why They Send Dick Pics 

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selfie-1313607_640It seems some men just can’t help themselves when it comes to sending unsuspecting women sexts of their junk. Women wonder what the logic is behind an unsolicited dick pic. Well, Whisper has answers, thanks to the guys who opened up about their dick pic motivations.

  1. “I like sending dick pics to my girlfriend while she’s at work knowing that her friends might see them.”
    Well, that’s one way to get to know her friends better…
  2. “I send dick pics to girls so that they know what I’m working with. So that they aren’t surprised when they see it in person.”
    Talk about keeping it candid!
  3. “The reason why guys prefer to send dick pics rather than erotic stories is that a story has to be sent over multiple messages where as I can send a dick pic over two photos.”
    Brevity is the soul of wit.
  4. “Men send dick pics because they like receiving pictures. They basically assume it’s what the women want.”
    Hm. Here’s an idea: maybe just ask what a woman wants?
  5. “I send dick pics early on to pick up women cause the promise of fantastic sex is usually the deciding factor, why not get that out of the way first?”
    Sort of like getting a sample before committing to buy.
  6. “There’s an exciting feeling of being alive when I send dick pics to chicks lol. Only done it twice but it was an adrenaline rush.”
    How about trying some consensual ways to get your kicks?
  7. “Sometimes I send dick pics to guys to annoy them. I’m a troll.”Ah, yes. That does make sense.

Looking to share something personal? We’ll show you ours if you show us yours!

Check out more confessions from guys who send unsolicited dick pics here: https://distractify.com/sex-relationships/2016/12/28/dick-pic-justification

 

I send dick pics early on to pick up women cause the promise of fantastic sex is usually the deciding factor, why not get that out of the way first? Works pretty well for me.

Alec Baldwin Mocks Trump’s Russian ‘Pee-Pee Party’ On SNL

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trumppeefaceAlec Baldwin returned to Saturday Night Live to do what he does best—mock Trump. And, of course, the sketch reenacts the bizarre press conference where Trump addressed the “golden shower” dossier. The first question is inevitably about his alleged “big Russian pee-pee party.”

“No, no,” Trump responds. “I’m not talking about the pee-pee. It didn’t happen. It wasn’t as cool as it sounds. Next question.” But when he’s asked his next question, also about the “golden shower gate,” he has this to say: “I want to talk about what is really important. I want to bring a thick stream of jobs back. This country will literally be showered with jobs.” The puns don’t stop there: the president-elect hopes to “make a big splash” and take full advantage of his “golden opportunity.” He concludes with thanking everyone for peeing, er, being there.

Looking for a golden opportunity? Come make a splash right here!

Check out the SNL “golden shower gate” press conference sketch : https://www.thegailygrind.com/2017/01/15/watch-alec-baldwin-brutally-mock-trumps-russian-pee-pee-party-press-conference-snl/

Orlando Bloom’s Dick Wins 2016 

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Image Source: Helen Penjam on Flickr

Image Source: Helen Penjam on Flickr

The recent uncensored pictures of Orlando Bloom’s dick have gone viral, provoking a firestorm of memes and witty gifs. The photos were taken, unbeknownst to Bloom, during a particularly sexy Italian vacation with Katy Perry. While the pictures are another example of how the paparazzi flagrantly violates celebrity’s personal lives, Orlando Bloom’s enthusiastic willingness to let it all hang out has served as an inspiration for millions in the new year.

As Daily Beast reports, one photo of him “shows a perky, springy thing that seems kind of half standing to attention, and half giving into the heat of his Italian sojourn with Katy Perry.” In others, Bloom and his cock take a walk on the beach, clamber over rocks, or paddleboard-serenade a very happy Perry in the sparkling sunshine. Of course, gifs have emerged “showing general happy amazement at the hotness of Bloom and loveliness of his cock.” Bloom and his dick have entered the public consciousness, urging all of us to be a little more free and exhibitionist in 2017.

Looking for some sexy fun yourself? Let’s make it hot hot hot in the new year!

Check out more about Orlando Bloom’s inspiring dick here: https://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/08/06/thank-you-orlando-bloom-for-showing-us-that-a-dick-is-just-a-dick.html

Pornhub Reveals What Porn the World Was Watching in 2016 

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Image Source: Pornhub Insights

Image Source: Pornhub Insights

2016 was a strange year—so why should the porn we watched be any different? Pornhub recently released their annual Year in Review report for 2016, and as usual, their insights into the world’s pornographic habits was as stimulating as ever. Considering the amount of data they had to analyze—over 91,980,225,000 videos on Pornhub, or approximately 5,246 centuries worth of porn videos played—they certainly had their hands full (along with their users!).

It seems the world really loves to search for “lesbian,” “step mom” and “MILF,” with increased searches for “lesbian scissoring,” “massage” and “ebony.” Not surprisingly (albeit a bit disturbing), Pornhub witnessed a 874 percent spike in searches for Donald Trump, with searches for his daughter Tiffany up by 2,548 percent, and future First Lady Melania up by 1,538 percent. The average time spent on Pornhub was 9 minutes and 36 seconds, which is up 16 seconds from last year. Happy New Year!

Looking for something stimulating yourself? Come check us out here!

Here’s more about the world’s porn habits: https://www.iflscience.com/technology/pornhub-reveal-what-porn-the-world-was-watching-in-2016/

New Study On Penis Size Reveals Something Completely Obvious 

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liar-liarA new study conducted by the World Penis Average Size Studies Database confirms what most people have long suspected: men lie about their penis size. While this information is not surprising, it does reveal some interesting findings about the discrepancy between men’s actual size and their reported size. And of course, the internet is in an uproar about the confirmed stereotype.

The study combined data from a variety of databases from an adult comparison website and found that “In ‘self-reported’ samples, men added an extra 1 centimeter (0.4 inches) to both their flaccid and erect measurements,” reported IFLScience. Interestingly, the most self-reported penis size data comes from Europe, Africa, and South America, with little info coming in from North America. “According to the statistics, South Americans have the most impressive growth factor, with a 60 percent increase between flaccid and erect, and it appears (unsurprisingly) that there’s a linear relationship between a soft and a hard penis.” We want to say to fibbing men everywhere: put that ruler away, dudes. No one’s counting.

Want to have some good natured fun? Let’s get revealing right here!

Check out more about a new study that shows men lie about their penis length on IFLscience.

7 Best Sex Positions For Women, As Illustrated in Latte Art

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Screenshot via Glamour Magazine Video

Screenshot via Glamour Magazine Video

You might think you’ve seen it all when it comes to latte art—but we’d be willing to bet you’ve definitely never seen women’s favorite sex positions stenciled in a latte before! The folks over at Glamour magazine asked barista Michael Breachto to use lattes to illustrate the seven best sex positions for women to achieve an orgasm. His creations are incredible—and the way the foam moves to uncannily replicate fucking is even cooler (check out the video below)!

  1. Doggy Style
    As Glamour says, “One of the best ways to stimulate your G-spot.” Woof woof!
  2. The Wheelbarrow 
    With this one, the woman lies on her back and puts her legs up onto her kneeling partner’s shoulders “for G-spot stimulation and facing your partner.” Let’s get rolling!
  3. The Lotus Position
    With your arms and legs wrapped tightly around your partner, “you’re on top and in control.”
  4. The Table Top
    Here, the woman gets fucked on a table or a desk. It’s great because “your partner is free to explore your body.”
  5. The Camel Pose
    Here, the woman is on top and arching her back so her partner can stimulate her clit. Naughty camel!
  6. The Spoon
    With this spooning position, you can “gently stimulate your G-spot.”
  7. Oral
    Glamour is right when they say, “Often a great way to achieve the Big O.” How true!

Looking for an experience that won’t disappoint? We’ve got all the hottest moves here!

Check out the video of the best sex positions for women in latte art in the video below or find your way over to HuffPost here.

 

Uber’s New Guidelines Bans Flirting and Sex 

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_cabbiesFor the first time, Uber released new guidelines that forbid flirting and sex between drivers and passengers. It tells both riders and drivers alike, “please don’t comment on someone’s appearance or ask whether they are single. … And don’t touch or flirt with other people in the car.” The ban is an attempt to deter the unwanted sexual attention women often report about Uber drivers.

Now, according to the Uber terms, drivers and riders could get banned from the service for “asking overly personal questions, and making comments or gestures that are aggressive, sexual, discriminatory, or disrespectful.” It expressly forbids all sexual contact between drivers and passengers, even after a ride is over, “no matter what.” The anti-flirting guideline may help curb harassment and creepy situations for women, such as the incident a Boston.com reporter described where a driver offered her oral sex and locked the doors to keep her from getting out. Hey, creepy Uber dudes: harassment is not flirting—and it’s definitely not sexy.

Looking to get flirty? We are always down for some touching and flirting here!

Check out more about Uber’s new ban on flirting and sex: https://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2016/12/09/uber_now_bans_flirting_in_its_vehicles_will_that_stop_creepy_drivers.html

Sex Advice App Shows Women Had Great Sex in 2016

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_orgasmfaceEve, a popular sex advice app for women, proves that women all over the country had great sex this year. 500,000 women tracked their sex lives, and according to the data, many women said they were very satisfied with sex in 2016. Eighty-nine percent of those who used the app to log sexual activity reported that the sex was either ‘mind blowing’ or ‘pretty good.’ Here’s other interesting findings.

Eve users living in St. Louis had more sex than women in any other city in the US. The next 10 cities where women had the most sex over the last year include Las Vegas; Detroit; Portland, Oregon; Salt Lake City; New York City; Dallas; Orlando, Florida; Wilmington, Delaware; Fort Lauderdale, Florida; and Boston. Eve also found that Aquarius women had the most sex, and that 62% talked to their partners about their sexual histories. Thanks, Eve, for letting women share all the mind blowing sex they had this year!

Want to have some mind blowing experiences yourself? Whatever your star sign, we can definitely send you over the moon!

Check out more about the sex advice app that peaked into women’s bedrooms in 2016 here: https://www.iflscience.com/technology/a-peek-into-womens-bedrooms-in-2016-according-to-a-popular-sexadvice-app/

Spotify’s Top 5 Sex Songs of 2016 

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_high_heels_sexySpotify recently released its most popular sex songs as part of the “2016 Wrapped” list. And since Spotify choose the songs by “mood,” meaning the songs most likely to put you in the mood, this list is sure to make for an explosive end of the year celebration! Here are Spotify’s top global sex songs of 2016.

  1. “Sex”—Cheat Codes
    This hot-for-(sex)-teacher music video is all “about sex, baby.” With this catchy tune, you’ll want to “Tell me all your dreams and darkest fantasies.” (Spoiler: it includes muffins, hot dogs, and slapping a fish!).
  2. “This Is What You Came For”—Calvin Harris
    This dancey song—featuring the endlessly sexy Rihanna—will definitely make you want to move your body!
  3. “One Dance”—Drake
    The thumping, sensual rhythms in this song will have you saying, “Baby. I need to know, where do you want to go. If you’re down, I’ll take it slow. Make you lose control.”
  4. “Work”—Rihanna
    Rihanna definitely makes a compelling case to put down the work and get to the lovin’: “You need to get done, done, done, done at work, come over. We just need to slow the motion. Long distance, I need you.”
  5. “Light It Up”—Major Lazer
    As the song says, “Tonight, let’s all go free. Set it ablaze like a candle we lit, hotter, yeah, light it up.” Make it hot, 2016!

Looking to set the rest of 2016 ablaze? Come slow the motion and lose control right here!

Check out more of Spotify’s best sex songs of 2016: https://www.bustle.com/articles/198092-the-top-sex-songs-of-2016-because-musics-a-perfect-way-to-get-in-the-mood