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McDonald’s Pulls the Plug on Free Wi-Fi For Porn

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5853402099_526621149f_oMcDonald’s is the latest chain to ensure customers aren’t enjoying a little something extra with their happy meals. If you want to watch “MILF Gives Best Blow Job EVER” while inside the golden arches, you’ll have to use your data plan. Yes, McDonald’s is now joining the movement to put porn filters on its free Wi-Fi.

McDonald’s, which has already started using these filters in the U.K., joins other popular chains like Panera Bread, Subway, and Chick-Fil-A in creating a porn-free environment. Although McDonald’s hasn’t had any complaints about customers watching porn, the chain wanted to jump on the “family-friendly” bandwagon being championed by organizations like Enough is Enough (EIE), which is dedicated to “making the internet safer for children and families.” Burger King hasn’t officially taken a side in the recent, hotly debated War Against Porn, but some customers maintain you can still get a side of XXX with your burger and fries: “This old fuck in Burger King is watching porn,” said one Twitter user. Denny’s proudly announced that it does not filter out adult content on its Wi-Fi, making their famous “Grand Slam” truly wonderful in more ways than one.

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Check out more about McDonald’s porn filter here: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/porn-mcdonalds-wifi/

Meet the Stripper Comedian Baring It All While Getting Laughs

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iStock_000009106859MOST-SMALLWendy Weiss is a seasoned, beloved stripper in Portland, Oregon—who is also a comedian! While she admits “you definitely piss off a lot more people doing comedy than showing them your vagina,” she still boldly straddles being both a comedian and a stripper. Not only that, but by stripping and telling jokes, she’s changing the way female comics talk about sex.

She hosts a monthly show that has comics take off their clothes while trying to make people laugh. She explains that comedy got her through her early days of stripping, when she was such a bad dancer that she “would just plop down and tell jokes.” Now as a stripper comedian, she’s trying to normalize sex, and talk about it in a way that challenges stereotypes: “Sex is either portrayed as sad because they don’t have it, or women are sluts because they do,” Weiss says. “I’ll be like, ‘So I was having sex and this weird thing happened,’ or, ‘This lady said something super-racist at an orgy, isn’t that weird?’” Wendy Weiss really can do it all on a stage!

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Check out more about Portland’s stripper comedian here: https://www.wweek.com/arts/comedy/2016/07/12/wendy-weiss-is-portlands-best-stripper-comedian/

You Won’t Believe How Many Millennials Picked Food Over Sex

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A surprising number of millennials reported being horn…gry—for food. While food and sex definitely don’t need to be mutually exclusive, when given the choice between one or the other, a surprising number of millennials went for the food. A report from ad agency Havas Worldwide asked 11,976 men and women over 18 years old in 37 countries which they prefer—food or sex—and a third of respondents choose chowing down over getting down.

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A shocking 35 percent said if they had to choose between “an excellent dinner at a restaurant” and sex, they’d choose the dinner. So, you may be wondering, why do they want dinner more than sex? In other words, is something fundamentally wrong with these millennials? Well, given that millennials have reported being too lazy to eat cereal because they don’t want to clean up afterwards, maybe they’re just really, really lazy. Or maybe their sex lives are so disappointing that a good steak is more appealing than some good lovin’. Either way, it seems millennials need to make sure they’re planning lots of pleasurable dinner dates to fill those lonely nights.

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Check out more about millennials wanting food more than sex here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/a-surprising-amount-of-millennials-want-dinner-more-than-sex-study-says_us_57990143e4b0d3568f85996b

 

These Places Are Really Into Redhead Porn

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_japangirlWith porn, there’s a category for pretty much everything—and that includes fiery hardcore redheads! Pornhub just released data on which places really love to see gingers getting it on. And, as it turns out, the states that just can’t enough hot redhead action are Montana, Wyoming, and Alaska (with Texas, New Jersey, and Florida the least interested in ginger lovin’).

They also looked at which countries have a boner for redheads and, not surprisingly, Czech Republic, Ireland, and the UK were at the top of the list—places where redheads already happen to live. And apparently, men aged 18-24 and 45-54 are the ones who want to see redheads getting down the most. We mean, with those cute freckles, what’s not to love?

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Check out more about Pornhub’s stats on the places that love redhead porn here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/erinlarosa/psa-montana-and-wyoming-are-searching-for-the-most-redhead-p?utm_term=.glKek9grB7#.vhAv1rDwZW

8 Crazy One-Night Stand Confessions

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_havingsexAt some point, you’ve probably had a less than stellar one-night stand. So these one-night stand confessions on Whisper will probably have you nodding your head (or cringing) sympathetically. Here are 8 crazy one-nighter confessions that will make you say WTF?

  1. “I got caught faking an orgasm during a one-night stand. Totally killed the mood.”
    Sounds like “the mood” wasn’t all that great to begin with…
  2. “One time I wet the bed after a very drunk one-night stand. Luckily, he thought it was a spilled beer.”
    Don’t drink and bone, people!
  3. “I suddenly got my period during sex in a one-night stand yesterday. The guy thought I was a virgin, and he left my house in seconds.”
    Quickest one-nighter in history!
  4. “I had a one-night stand with a girl one time…I got her pregnant.”
    Sounds like the plot of a rom-com. Wait, it is the plot of a rom-com!
  5. “Woke up from a one-night stand. The girl was gone, and so was my pillow. Who does that?!”
    At least it wasn’t your TV?
  6. “I once convinced a one-night stand that we didn’t have sex because I was mad he fell asleep during sex.”
    Sounds like some very drunken sex to us!
  7. “I had a one-night stand with a guy that ripped my $120 shirt. In the morning before I left, I took a $100 out of his wallet.”
    So, was the plan to seduce him or rob him? Or both?
  8. “On a one-night stand, I vomited into the guy’s bedside table while he slept, closed it, and pretended it didn’t happen.”
    That guy’s in for a big surprise the next time he reaches inside his night stand for lube!

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Check out more cringe-worthy one-night stand confessions: https://www.buzzfeed.com/dayshavedewi/one-night-stand-stories-that-will-make-you-cringe?utm_term=.jnqONqmx4R#.orprG9zvpE

Melania Trump’s Nude Girl-On-Girl Photos Revealed

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melania trumpNY Post just showed us what the would-be first lady might look like—with a second lady beside her in bed! The magazine recently published racy, nude photos of Melania Trump during her days as a model, including a lesbian-themed shoot. The photo shows Melania Trump—then Melania K.—lying in bed with another nude woman who embraces her from behind, just below her fully exposed breasts. In another photo from the same girl-on-girl shoot, a model in a dominatrix black bustier and high heels raises a whip as if preparing to spank Melania, who recoils in a skin-tight long dress (see photos below).

“I always loved women together, because I have been with a lot of women who desired the ménage à trois,” said Jarl Ale de Basseville, the French fashion photographer who snapped the pictures. The French photographer also took several other nude pictures of Melania where, in one of them, she appears fully nude with only her hand covering her pussy. Donald Trump commented that his wife was a successful European model, and that nude shoots are totally common there. Ménage à Trump, anyone?

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Check out Melania Trump’s nude photos: https://nypost.com/2016/08/01/melania-trumps-girl-on-girl-photos-from-racy-shoot-revealed/

15 Erotic Photos of a 60-Year-Old Dominatrix

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womandominatingmanSandra LaMorgese understands that being a dominatrix is more than just wearing black leather and having a ferocious attitude. The 60-year-old dominatrix understands that her job is about the pleasure and intense transfer of sexual energy that comes from dominating her clients. To demonstrate what it’s all about, she allowed Huffington Post to photograph one of her sessions with a sexy, tight-assed 28-year-old (check out the erotic photos below).

In the dungeon, the red walls are lined with various torture instruments, and there’s a bondage table, a metal cage, and other BDSM devices in the room. She whips, paddles, and spanks the naked man’s ass until it’s bright red, then lies him on a massage table and teases him with a fiery blaise stick along his ass, back, chest, and feet. Later, she restrains his wrists behind his back with handcuffs, and has him kneel before her submissively, head bent obediently at her leather-bound breasts. She even ties him up and flogs him, his feet barely touching the floor. “The practice of BDSM involves trust, compassion, love, acceptance, erotica, and surrendering control …That, along with a few necessary beatings,” Mistress Sandra says.

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Check out 15 photos of the 60-year-old dominatrix at work here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/15-unbelievable-photos-of-a-60-year-old-dominatrix-with-her-client-nsfw_us_578fc7cde4b0fc06ec5b4f55

Now There’s Shorts to Improve Your Sex Life

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There’s a new biker-style shorts that’s promising to be great for your boner. They’re the creation of VylyV (vill-live), a start-up that plans to raise funds soon via Kickstarter. There’s even a sexy ad with studly dudes wearing the shorts and telling hot ladies in red stilettos to “put your seatbelt on, we’re going for a ride.” So how exactly do these fancy biker shorts turn you into a porn star in the bedroom?

The company claims the shorts work by recording your movements throughout the day and sending that info to an app that designs workout plans and guidelines to improve your pelvic floor muscles. While reputable places like the Mayo Clinic agrees that strengthening pelvic floor muscles improves blood flow to the sex organs, there’s no clear evidence that Kegels helps with rock-hard cocks. “There is a relationship between pelvic muscles and incontinence, but there’s no evidence of a clear benefit between strong pelvic muscles and strong erections,” a urologist told Huffington Post. He says the claims made by the shorts’ manufacturer are “dubious science at best.” Well, at least the company has an arousing Youtube video…

Looking to get your blood flowing? Better “put a seatbelt on”—we’re gonna take you on the ride of your life!

Check out more about the shorts that might improve your sex life by watching the video below or read more about them by clicking here

 

Guy Catches Ass-Eating Neighbors In His Back Alley

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There’s no better way to enjoy a bright, sunny day than by going outside—to give a rimjob in an alleyway! Yes, having some backdoor fun in a back alley does seem like an excellent way to spend the day, as one guy’s neighbors can attest. The pair was spotted by the man engaging in anilingus in broad daylight!

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He posted a video of the amorous couple, which, not surprisingly, quickly made the rounds on the internet. It’s not clear if they’re a man and a woman, or a man and a man with long hair, but one thing’s for sure: they sure do love to eat the booty! Some have speculated that the enthusiastic ass-lovers were possibly filming a low-budget “caught in the act” porn. Needless to say, they definitely didn’t need any lunch after all that tossed salad!

Looking for something naughty yourself? Backdoor, back alley—we’re all about getting adventurous here!

Check out more about the backdoor couple getting down in the back alley here: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/back-alley-public-sex-nsfw/

Pornhub Offers Olympic Attendees Free Porn to Prevent Zika

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volleyballThe upcoming summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro has attendees freaking out about contracting Zika, among other concerns (robberies and unclean water, anyone?). Brazil especially suffered from the mosquito-spread disease, and many people are worried that with all the, um, mixing at the Olympics, there’s a chance the virus could spread and cause a worldwide epidemic. But, as always, Pornhub has a solution: the “Ooohlympics.”

“According to a press release, the porn site’s plan is to provide free access to its high-definition service, Pornhub Premium, for all residents of Rio de Janiero, Olympic athletes, and attendees,” reports the Daily Dot. Apparently, the porn mega-site will also be handing out “Zika protection kits consisting of bug spray, tissues, and lube as well as actual Pornhub Premium gift cards,” the press release said. And if that wasn’t enough, the athletes will be supplied with condoms—45,000 of them, or 42 per athlete! Zika or no, let the games begin!

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Check out more about Pornhub’s plan to counter Zika here: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/pornhub-free-premium-zika-olympics/