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‘Fifty Shades’ Gets a Whole Lot Sexier in New Show ‘Submission’

Many people found the sex in the Fifty Shades of Grey movie to be a bit, um, tame. Especially considering that the erotic trilogy turned so many onto BDSM. But if Fifty Shades was meant for the “mom” demographic, then Showtime’s new mini-series Submission is for the more adventurous viewer.

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Acclaimed adult film director Jacky St. James is the brains behind the six half-hour episodes that dive deep into the world of BDSM. The series follows a young woman who becomes involved with a mysterious erotic novelist. After reading his book, Slave, the more adventurous doppelgänger of Anastasia Steele gets turned on to the complex world of whips, chains, swings and other kinky stuff. She quickly falls into a dangerous love triangle and must discover her own sexual boundaries while being passionately thrust into the endless possibilities of BDSM. Enter at your own risk on May 12!

Want to get into some dangerous fun yourself? Come test your sexual boundaries right here!

Check out more about Submission here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/submission-trailer-showtime_us_5723d441e4b0b49df6ab6641

Locals Mistake Washed Up Sex Doll On the Beach For an Angel

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_FOYIn today’s “Oh My God” news stories, Indonesian villagers found a washed up sex doll on the beach—and mistook it for a fallen angel! Not only that, but even the local news organization was duped by the silicon imposter, according to the Telegraph. “This angel child also was found face down, crying and naked covered only a white cloth,” the local news, Pojok Satu, wrote of the doll.

A fisherman first found the sex doll and brought it back to his house, where villagers changed its clothes and gave it a new hijab every day for a month. It didn’t take long for rumors of the “angel” to spread, including that it was found in tears. When police eventually got wind of the so-called divine discovery, they finally confirmed that it was a sex doll. “They have no internet, they don’t know what a sex toy is,” the police chief explained, according to the BBC. Maybe the villagers can count that as a divine intervention?

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Check out more about the sex toy that was mistaken for an angel here: https://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/sex-toy-washes-indonesian-beach-locals-angel-article-1.2624725

6 Reasons To Appreciate Those Bravely Taking a Dick in the Ass

It’s hard out there for a bottom. From needing to watch what you eat to all the prep involved, taking a dick in the ass is definitely no walk in the park. Here are 6 reasons to appreciate those brave backdoor souls.

  1. Taking a dick in the ass is a lot of effort
    In other words, porn stars who make it look so damn easy are liars.
  2. You have to plan and watch what you eat
    If you want to have hot, clean sex, just say no to that burrito!
  3. You have to prep, i.e, douche
    Yup. And it’s not that fun to stick something that isn’t a dick up your ass!
  4. Wine and lube are your best friends when you’re a bottom
    More is more!
  5. You gotta have those towels at the ready!
    Unless you want funky lube-stained sheets…
  6. It’s not as easy to have spontaneous sex
    While spontaneous sex is hot, sometimes you can’t help but think to yourself, “but wait, am I gonna shit myself?” But then you really start to enjoy yourself and stop worrying!

To all the brave bottoms out there, we salute you! Now let’s have some hot, hard experiences!

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Meet the Man Who Married His Sex Doll

It was love at first site when Davecat met his first wife at a goth club in 2000—only they couldn’t “make it official” for another year and a half, after he’d saved up the $6000 to finally buy her online! Admittedly, it’s not the most romantic “how-we-met” story, but Davecat sees his doll as much more than a high-end, anatomically correct sexual object made of silicon. Although Davecat and his wife aren’t legally married, he is part of a fetish community who call themselves iDollators, or people who consider their dolls  life partners, not sex toys.

Davecat considers himself an advocate for “synthetic love” and has even appeared on TLC’s show My Strange Addiction, as well as in a BBC documentary called Guys and Dolls. He believes that “synthetic humans” such as his wife should have the same rights as those made of flesh and blood. As a technosexual, or someone who is turned on by robots, Davecat is attracted to the human-like look of dolls, and to avoiding the hassles involved in real human relationships: “A synthetic will never lie to you, cheat on you, criticize you, or be otherwise disagreeable,” he explained in an interview with the Atlantic. Now, he and his wife are enjoying the company of an “inorganic” mistress: “As they’re both bisexual, they get to enjoy each other on multiple levels.” Now that’s what we call sharing the [robot] love!

Looking for some good organic lovin’? Synthetic’s got nothing on the real thing!

Check out more about the man who married his sex doll here.

11 Ways to Nail Sex With Any Man

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sexhoursDoes the above headline sound familiar? Does it remind you of every Cosmopolitan cover you’ve ever seen in the checkout line of the grocery store? More importantly, does it make you roll your eyes every time you see it? If so, you’re going to love Buzzfeed’s parody video “11 Ways to Nail Sex With Any Man” (check it out below). Here’s what you need to know to make him wag his tongue for more (hint: burritos are key).

  1. Lightly scratch his back.
    Mm, that sounds nice. Off to a great start here!
  2. Gently bite his ear
    Ok, things are starting to heat up!
  3. Leave a lipstick heart on his mirror
    Sexy. Flirty.
  4. Hide under the bed when he goes to the bathroom, then grab his feet when he comes back to bed.
    Um, sort of like a feisty cat?
  5. Right when he’s about to orgasm, whisper “burrito” in his ear.
    Maybe he really loves Mexican food? Like, a lot?
  6. Wear red lipstick and leave a trail of kisses to his toaster.
    Ok….now you’ve lost us.
  7. Wrap just your bottom in sheets and pretend to be a mermaid.
    Then have him unfasten your sea-shell bra?
  8. Or even better, wrap yourself in the blanket and pretend to be a burrito.
    Getting hungry, daddy?
  9. Put peanut butter in your bra for a sticky surprise when he goes to touch your breasts.
    Like a Reeses cup—soft on the outside, warm and salty on the inside!
  10. Hide a toy car in your vagina for him to find.
    That’s one way to rev his engine!
  11. Have his family hide in the closet with takeout and jump out and yell “surprise” after you’re finished making love.
    Worst. Surprise. Party. Ever.

Looking for some tasty surprises tonight that don’t involve burritos or peanut butter? We can make you wag your tongue for more right here!

Check out Buzzfeed’s “11 Ways to Nail Sex With Any Man” here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/michellekhare/11-ways-to-nail-sex-with-any-man#.ntopJwrbOk

This Woman Turned Her Collection of Dick Pics Into an Art Show

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_twodicksWhitney Bell has received a lot of unsolicited dick pics in her day. Around 200, to be exact. And like many women, she finds the phenomenon of a random dick popping up on her phone a bit jarring. So she decided to turn her collection of them into an art show! Her Los Angeles premier of “I Didn’t Ask For This: A Lifetime of Dick Pics” showcases the sheer magnitude—and bizarreness—of all the dick pics she’s gotten over the years. And as you can imagine, she’s gotten the good, the bad, and the ugly.

She told Vice in an interview that she was first inspired by a truly “beautiful dick shadow picture” that a former boyfriend sent and that she thought could be in a museum. But her recent gallery show grew out of a frustration with the numerous unsolicited dick pics she would get. She explained, “I love a good dick. I just don’t love harassment.” The dick pics for her do not represent sex; they represent power: “It’s not a pick up. It’s like screaming at a woman from a car.” She encourages women who get unwanted dick pics to just “Send back a picture of a better looking dick.” Touché!

You know who loves a good dick? We do, and yours is always “wanted” here!

Check out more about the woman who turned her collection of dick pics into an art show here:https://www.vice.com/read/this-woman-turned-her-collection-of-unsolicited-dick-pics-into-an-art-show

Straight Guys Are Using Vibrators Much More Than Ever Before

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_zombieA recent report printed in Mel Magazine shows straight guys are engaging in auto-erotic ass-play with much more frequency than you might have expected. The report was conducted by a psychologist based in Albuquerque, New Mexico who surveyed hundreds of men on their past masturbatory habits. And what the study found was that a good percentage of straight men use vibrators and other objects to get themselves off.

According to the results of the report, almost 1 in 3 men have used vibrators to help themselves get off, 1 in 4 insert any object such as a butt plug, and 1 in 3 men stimulate themselves with their fingers. These findings prove that straight guys are starting to embrace ass-play at a much higher frequency than in recent years. In a 2009 study led by Trojan condoms, only 17% of straight guys said that they used vibrators during masturbation. According to a sex therapist, the significant increase in the use of vibrators by straight men implies that there’s less of a stigma around ass-play now. He explains: “It’s very common. A lot of men have heard about it, so it’s safer to engage in self anal-play than to engage in it with another person. If I’m giving it to myself, it doesn’t have the cultural stigma attached to that area.” Here’s to a future with more sex-positivity and more backdoor fun!

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Check out more about straight guys using vibrators more than ever before here: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2016/02/27/straight-guys-vibrator-use/

12 Things People Wish They Knew About Anal Sex

Image Source: Flickr.com | User: ipalatin

Image Source: Flickr.com | User: ipalatin

For many people who’ve experimented with anal sex, they wish they knew then what they know now. You know, like not to pull out those anal beads like you’re starting a lawnmower! Here are 12 things people wish they knew about anal sex before trying it for the first time.

  1. Don’t go from 0 to 100 
    “You need to work up to it. Do NOT go straight to the penis.” Foreplay is all, people!
  2. Slow and steady wins the race
    No need to rush! Ease it on in nice and slow.
  3. It might raise your sexpecations
    “I wish I had known that anal sex would increase my expectations for sexual pleasure. I had a partner who made it really enjoyable for both if us.”
  4. Don’t pull anything out too fast
    “Best advice related to toys: Don’t remove anal beads as if you’re starting a lawnmower.”
  5. You can never use too much lube
    Nuff said.
  6. Cleanliness is next to godliness
    Don’t forget those wipes!
  7. Just say no to the burrito
    Maybe stay away from burritos the day you’re having anal sex…
  8. Those tingly, warming lubes could burn your butt
    “I do NOT recommend tingly lube! That stuff feels like a fire demon.”
  9. Might be wise to switch out your white sheets beforehand
    Or use towels!
  10. Bottoms can still run the show
    “The receiver or bottom should know that they are always in control and most definitely have the ability to shut down like Fort Knox.”
  11. Don’t put whatever was in the ass back in the pussy
    You could get an infection!
  12. Pegging can be fun!
    “I wish I knew that giving (for me, pegging) is just as fun as receiving. People are too quick to judge something before trying it!”

Looking to have an enjoyable, fun experience? We can definitely raise all your sexpectations!

Check out more things people wish they knew about anal sex here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/carolinekee/never-eat-chipotle-the-day-before#.qvMbwedpjz

Ted Cruz Doppelganger Set to Star in a Porn Film

Searcy Hayes became internet-famous after appearing on an episode of Maury to prove to her fiance that their son is biologically his. But she didn’t get famous for that—instead, the internet flipped over how uncannily similar she looks to GOP presidential candidate Ted Cruz! And now, XHamster is offering Hayes a starring role in her very own porn. She’s confirmed that for $10,000 she’ll cash in on her internet success and make her adult entertainment debut.

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“We wanted Searcy because overnight she became a viral meme,” said the porn site’s spokesperson Mike Kulich. “I think a lot of XHamster viewers really wanted to see her in action.” Perhaps even stranger than Hayes’ resemblance to Cruz is the fact that she has no idea who the guy is: “I never thought that somebody would compare me to, you know, like a president or whatever he was before he started running for president or anything. I mean, I’m still kinda shocked and amazed about it but God does what he wants to do,” Hayes said in an interview with the Daily Mail about the comparison. Well, Cruz fans, if you want to see his porn doppelganger in action, here’s your chance!

Looking for some action yourself? We can shock and amaze you right here!

Check out more about the Ted Cruz doppelganger who’s set to star in a porn: https://theslot.jezebel.com/ted-cruz-doppelganger-takes-her-15-minutes-and-stars-in-1772972164

Gay Sex in Porn Vs. Gay Sex in Real Life

Original Image Source: Flickr.com | icanteachyouhowtodoit You may have noticed that the hot, freewheeling sex in gay porn isn’t exactly the most realistic depiction of what it’s really like. If you’ve ever tried to imitate what goes on in gay porn in real life—like if you’ve ever tried to pay the pizza guy with a blow-job, for example—then you know just how different gay porn can be from the real thing. Here are 7 examples of gay sex in porn vs. gay sex in real life.

  1. In gay porn, everybody is down for sex
    Oh, if only the pool guy, the fireman, and the police officer were actually down for sex whenever you wanted it in real life!
  2. In gay porn, they can stick it in without any foreplay whatsoever
    Um, yeah—in real life you’d be like “WTF?! That hurts!”
  3. In gay porn you never see them apply lube
    Apparently in the magical world of gay porn, cocks just slip in without any problem. In real life, however, you could use half a bottle of lube and still go back for more!
  4. In gay porn, they will fuck literally anywhere
    Yeah, it might be kind of difficult to fuck in the back of a busy lecture hall without anyone noticing.
  5. In gay porn, bottoms are folded down like pretzels to get into the trickiest sex positions
    Unfortunately in real life, not everyone is able to get their legs up behind their heads.
  6. Bottoms have no problem taking a dick in their butt in gay porn 
    In real life, it’s not always done so gracefully…
  7. In gay porn, you can fuck for hours
    In real life, things can only go on for so long. Damn!

Looking to add some fantasy to your life? We’re down for anything here!

Check out more about gay sex in porn vs. gay sex in real life here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/benhenry/gay-sex-in-porn-vs-gay-sex-in-real-life#.uwp1wMz8vZ