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Ravers Protest Over Glory Holes

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glory holeEvery raver knows the essentials of a killer party: speaker-thumping music, crazy get-ups, laser lights and Day-Glo, and of course, glory holes! That’s why hundreds of protesters have taken up camp in Montreal’s nightlife district to protest the lack of glory holes at raves. They’re hoping to pressure promoters into getting “on the right side of history,” which means, as one raver says, “one where glory holes are plentiful and ubiquitous.”

Event organizers say they have nothing against letting ravers have a party all night with glory holes—but legally, they’re simply not allowed to. “Right now, it’s illegal to give blow jobs to strangers in venues that are open to the public,” says a promoter. The event organizers are encouraging the ravers to pack up their camps and take it to the man: “Culture is downstream from politics, and so if you want a random person to wrap their lips around your dick, you got to email your politicians and tell them that you won’t vote for them unless they’re pro glory hole.” But the ravers aren’t convinced, saying the only way they’ll leave is if the promoters give them a blowjob—without or without a glory hole.

Looking for a wild and crazy party. We can keep you up all night long here!

Check out more about ravers protesting over glory holes here: https://www.ravenews.ca/en/read/2016/january/12/

Sweden’s Giant Snow Dick Was Erased…So an Even Bigger One Was Erected

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When community members started complaining about a giant dick in a Swedish park, the city ordered one of its workers to erase it. The dick, which was carved into the snow over a frozen moat, needed to be scraped off bit-by-bit (thus sparking hilarious Twitter responses like “Yeah, right there. That’s it.”). The worker felt such strong penis envy while erasing the giant dick that he knew he had to replace it. And he wasn’t the only one who had strong feelings of remorse over the removal: a Facebook group called “restore the snow penis” quickly achieved more than 3,300 likes!

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So now in the erased snow dick’s place is an even bigger, even more spectacular massive snow dick (see images below)! The worker used a snowblower, and erected it on such a huge scale that it can only be seen from above. This means that no one on the ground can see it and become offended. “When an established artist paints a penis in oil paint, he can hang in a frame in a gallery. But if an ordinary citizen draws a penis in the snow, it’s the obscene and must be removed. I mean it’s just about who the creator is,” the hero, er, worker said.

Looking for something spectacular yourself? Everything is bigger and better with us!

Check out images of the giant snow dick here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/sweden-snow-penis_us_56a1b0abe4b0d8cc10999534

6 Confessions From Erotica Writers

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readingSure, you’ve read their stories of hot, naughty adventures to add a little spice to your life, but have you ever wondered what it would be like to actually write the erotica so many others get off to? As you can imagine, writing erotica is pretty thrilling work. Here are 6 confessions of erotica writers.

  1. “I love writing erotic stories…I just hope one day I can find a woman willing to use some of those idea…”
    Cheer up, there’s plenty of women who would be into whatever crazy, kinky thing you dream up—we’re proof!
  2. “I write erotica and sometimes I get so turned on that I have to stop and regroup before I can finish.”
    Re-grouping, eh? Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
  3. “I write erotic fiction to quench my sexual frustration.”
    That works. But of course, there are other, more satisfying ways to quench one’s sexual frustration…
  4. “As an erotica writer, I watch porn for educational and inspirational use.”
    Sounds like some fun and stimulating research!
  5. “I write erotica and my boyfriend makes me read it to him. It’s unbelievably arousing.”
    Seems perfectly believable to us!
  6. “I love writing erotica. I’m turned on by the idea of people using my words to get themselves off.”
    We know how that goes—getting you turned on is what turns us on here!

In the mood for some hot, erotic experiences? Real-life is always better than fiction!

Check out more confessions from erotica writers here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/krystieyandoli/confessions-from-erotica-writers#.fcBA1Nv9JV

You Won’t Believe this Filthy Song That Puts Real Sexts to Music

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_phonesexA music student at Vanderbilt University found inspiration for his viral song in a pretty unexpected place: sexts. The filthy, hilarious song whose lyrics are taken from “real, word-for-word consensual texts sent to a young woman by fraternity members” is unlike anything you’ve ever heard. “Texts From A Beta” has had more than 283,000 views on YouTube—and its popularity has as much to do with the pornographic content as with the ridiculousness of the sexts themselves!

This is how the song starts: “I need you to greet me with your mouth wide open/ I’m so hungover and I need to fuck. // Wanna get filled later?/ Can you blow me? // Wanna fuck your throat for a while.” The musician said he got the idea for the song after his female friend showed him the dirty sexts she’d been getting from frat guys. The reason he put the sexts to music was to get laughs, pure and simple: “My friend wasn’t offended by these texts,” he said. Other lyrics include such gems as “There’s gonna be a party in your ass tomorrow, and my cock’s the only one that’s invited” and “My load + your face.” Stay classy, frat dudes.

Looking for something a little raunchy? We’re always down for some dirty talk!

Check out the song that puts sexts to music here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/texts-from-a-beta-matt-rafferty_us_56a64c49e4b076aadcc73d42

Tony the Tiger Has Been Getting A Lot of Unwanted Attention Lately—From Furries

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tonythetigerYou’ve probably heard of the furries. You know, those kinksters who get off on dressing up as animals? Well, you know who they think is just grrrrreat? That’s right: Tony the Tiger! The beloved cereal mascot has been on the furries’ randy radar lately—much to the delight of the internet, and to the chagrin of Tony the Tiger.

The furries have been sending Tony naughty Twitter comments like “frost my cakes daddy” and “I want to see the stripes under your shorts Tony.” Tony has gone on the defensive, blocking the furries en masse from his Twitter account. So is Tony actually the sexiest cereal mascot or is it just a weird furry-fetish thing? Once, a Vice writer called Tony a “Michelangelo-built tiger-man,” commenting on his sexy shoulder-to-hip ratio. Just goes to show, furry or no, folks want big T to fill their cereal bowls with his frosty flakes!

Want to have a grrrrreat experience yourself? Come bring the kink to our breakfast table!

Check out more about furries’ sex offers to Tony the Tiger here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/tony-the-tiger-furries-twitter_us_56a7f600e4b04936c0e8a519

7 Things Everyone With a Pussy Should Know About Kegels

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sexyyogaLadies, have you been doing your Kegels lately? You know the importance of pelvic floor exercises for keeping your lady parts nice and toned and ready for action, but do you know how to do them correctly? Here are 7 things you need to know about keeping your pussy healthy and strong with Kegels.

  1. Most people do Kegels wrong
    The majority of people squeeze the muscles around their va-jay-jays like the butt and thighs. “To find the right muscles, try to stop your pee midstream next time you go to the bathroom. The muscles you need to do that are the muscles needed to do a Kegel exercise,” says a physical therapist.
  2. Make sure you squeeze and lift your pelvic floor like an elevator
    “Imagine that elevator going up into your body, hold the elevator, and let it go back down.” And remember the “lifting” is what’s important here — many people just push down on their pelvic floor or squeeze, which isn’t effective.
  3. Ask your gynecologist to check out your technique
    Your gyno can easily tell you if you’re using the right muscles. They can also give you pointers, and let you know about the current tone of your pelvic floor.
  4. You can actually see your muscles working if you’re doing them correctly
    “If you want to check out your Kegels in action, you can lay on your back with a mirror between your legs. If you’re doing them correctly, you’ll see what’s called a ‘clitoral nod’ and an ‘anal wink’ — meaning that your clitoris will shift down and your anus will tighten into a smaller shape.”
  5. You can pretty much do them anywhere
    Sitting or lying down, standing up—however you feel comfortable. And since no one will know you’re doing them, you can literally do them anywhere.
  6. You can even do them during sex!
    “Sometimes it can help your Kegel technique to have something solid to squeeze, like a partner’s penis or a toy,” says the physical therapist. “And since the added ~grip~ can be pleasurable for your partner, that’s some A+ multitasking.”
  7. Kegels will improve your sexual pleasure
    Kegels help your lady parts to function better, and with more strength and blood flow to the area, it’s going to enhance sensations during sex.

Looking for ways to enhance your pleasure? We can help whip you into (sexual) shape right here!

Check out more things every lady should know about Kegels: https://www.buzzfeed.com/annaborges/youre-squeezing-right-now-arent-you#.yyMknE6aJ4

‘Tattoo Fixers’ Shows How Many Men Get—and Regret—Dick Tattoos

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tattoobodyA man from England thought it would be a good idea to get a cute tattoo of an elephant—on his dick! “He let his friend ink a crude tattoo of the large beast around his crotch with his penis serving as the trunk,” reported the Huffington Post. But immediately after it was finished, the man started regretting it (see images below).

“It’s just a mess,” he said on a recent episode of the British show “Tattoo Fixers.” “It looks like it’s been drawn on with a [pen].” Turns out, the man had a few too many drinks before letting his friend break out the tattoo gun. The poor “Elephant-Man” is sadly not the only man to get a dick tattoo he soon regretted. “A man recently made headlines by having vacuum cleaner etched on his willie, with his shaft serving as the hose,” said the Huffington Post. The lesson here, guys: maybe spend a little time imagining what your dick will look like tattooed before pulling the (tattoo gun) trigger.

Want to have a guilt-free, thrilling experience? You won’t soon regret any decisions you make with us!

Check out more about the guy who got an elephant tattoo on his cock here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/look-tattoo-of-elephant-on-guys-penis-makes-his-junk-the-trunk_us_569e66d8e4b04c8137617f28

The Newest Thing in Porn: Egg Videos

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sexy_eggsWhat is it about the runny yolk of an egg that is just so undeniably sexual? While you’ve definitely heard of food porn before, these porn-egg videos making the rounds on the internet will make you never look at an egg the same way again. Here are the highlights of the best egg videos that are really just porn (check out the strangely erotic videos below).

  1. Breaking open an over-easy egg is more sexual than sex
    Fork caresses and hits yolk’s spot; yolk’s golden juices run all down the plate. X-rated yolk porn!
  2. Just witness the way the yolk spreads itself open to coat the lobster beneath it
    Things are getting steamy at brunch with this eggs benedict!
  3. Watch in slow motion as this egg leaks its warm yellow juices
    Hypnotic and erotic!
  4. Try to contain yourself as this slice of baguette penetrates a cradled soft-baked egg in a jar
    Um, I think we just went soft—in our pants!
  5. Kimichi fried rice is begging for it
    The explosion of pleasure is too much to take!
  6. Gravy and fries has never been more ready
    Watch that runny yolk slowly drip out all over those messy, greasy fries! Oh baby!
  7. Even vegetables can’t deny the allure of a sensual, soft egg
    Break open that egg and let it run down all those naughty veggies!
  8. And the way the yolk coats your finger as you pierce it will make you blush
    Mmm, finger lickin’ good!

Looking for a sensual experience? We can make you blush with pleasure here!

Check out x-rated egg videos here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/maritsapatrinos/actual-porn#.wmy0Oq6VRA

Oh Joy Sex Toy’s Illustrated, X-Rated Review of the Eva Vibe

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evaYou might remember the Eva Vibe. It’s the first ever vibrator that fits snugly between your labia for hands-free solo or couple’s sex. It is adorable, looks like a little pussy beetle, and now, for the first time, has been reviewed! Oh Joy Sex Toy gives you the ins and outs of the Eva in a helpful, graphic comic (check it out below).

While the Eva looks like a cute little lapel pin for your labia, it doesn’t seem like it’d be all that comfortable. The illustrator/reviewer found upon trying out the Eva that it was surprisingly comfortable—which turned out to be not such a great thing. While it’s unobtrusive, “it’s so inconspicuous as to be ineffective on my bits,” she said. Unfortunately, all those good vibrations hit directly above the clit, so you need to push it down with your finger to get the good stuff, thus defeating the purpose of it being “hands-free.” She also had issues with it staying in place. If you’re getting pounded, there’s a good chance for most women that Eva will fly out of your pussy: “This little whirligig kept leaping for freedom any time I moved,” she said. The verdict: Eva’s got loads of potential, but for now, it just doesn’t hit the right spots.

Looking for some good times yourself? We can hit all the right spots here!

Check out the x-rated webcomic for Eva the hands-free vibrator here: https://bitchmedia.org/article/oh-joy-sex-toy-eva-vibe

The Most Graphic Adult Coloring Book For Gay Men

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Texas-based artist and illustrator Nathan Rapport wanted to create an X-rated coloring book to help gay men consider their relationship with casual sex. It’s called “Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me,” and it was brought to life as a way for the artist to reflect on his promiscuity after a painful breakup. “I knew the concept was very universal, and not specific to queer people, though I was presenting my own personal, very queer experience and perspective,” Rapport told The Huffington Post.

The book presents a variety of ménage à trois scenarios that come out of the artist’s real life experiences with gay group sex. In one image, one guy gets fucked doggy style while giving another guy a blowjob. In another, one guy gets a blowjob as five other guys watch and engage in some ass play. The images all incorporate song lyrics about relationships as a way to juxtapose the erotic images with a heavier, more emotional context. “This was always much more than simply a dirty coloring book with a bunch of naked guys. The imagery is very graphic, yes, but I felt it needed to be, as the lyrical imagery is so potent with raw emotion and they needed to balance and compliment each other in a way that made sense.” So far, the book has really caught on with the gay community who are looking for a fun way to process how casual sex can be used to heal from heartbreak.

Looking for some hot experiences yourself? We are all about causal and fun times here!

Check out more about the coloring book for gay men here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/this-is-the-most-nsfw-coloring-book-weve-ever-seen-and-its-brilliant_5697df5fe4b0b4eb759d876f