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7 Sex Mistakes You Didn’t Know You Were Making

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condompinHave you ever torn open a condom wrapper with your teeth? Or double-bagged a condom for extra protection? If so, you are like the countless others who’ve made a sex mistake without realizing it. Oops! Here are 7 sex mistakes you didn’t know you were making.

  1. Opening the condom wrapper with your teeth
    Though you may think this is hot, you should never use sharp objects like your teeth, a knife or scissors to open the condom package. In a study, people who opened the wrapper this way were three times more likely to encounter breakage. Scary not sexy!
  2. Only kissing on the lips
    Kissing is sexy, no doubt about it, but did you know that there are 10 other erogenous zones begging to be paid attention to? Better start putting those lips to work!
  3. Forgetting to put lube inside the condom
    If you’ve only been putting lube on the outside of the condom, a sexologist has this to say, “Always use [water or silicone-based] lube inside the condom. It prevents breakage and plus, it actually feels so much better for the condom wearer.” Be careful not to use too much, though: the condom could slip off.
  4. Double-bagging it
    Using two condoms does not increase your protection; in fact, it increases the risk that the condom will break due to friction.
  5. Not watching your diet
    If your libido has been lacking lately, it might be time to check your diet. Nutrient rich foods like blackberries, watermelon, ginger, broccoli, and oysters can help enhance libido and sexual endurance.
  6. Not having sex after the gym
    If you usually hit the shower instead of hitting the sheets, you need to change your routine. Science shows that blood flow to your genital area is higher after a workout, which increases sexual function. The increased testosterone also puts you in the mood.
  7. Not having enough sex
    “Having sex can improve your sleep cycle, lower your blood pressure, ease stress, burn calories, clear up nasal congestion, fight depression and yes, help you live longer,” says Distractify. Nuff said!

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Hilarious Video Shows People Thinking Sex Toys Are ‘Beauty Products’

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_autoblow2Have you ever noticed how some sex toys really look like beauty products? There’s the infamous Lipstick Vibrator, but what about the anal probe hair curler? Well, that doesn’t exist, but some unsuspecting people thought it did when they were given sex toys that they were told were “cutting edge beauty products.” And as you can imagine, hilarity ensued. Here are some highlights (watch the video below).

First they were given an anal probe, which one woman tried to put water in to use as a face mister! Some other women thought it was maybe a curling iron…without the heat? Next up, lube. The test subjects immediately began rubbing it on their hands: “it is soothing. Oh, my hands look beautiful!” Then it was time for the Pocket Rocket. One woman started rubbing it on her face like a (facial?) massager: “Oh, that’s kind of amazing.” And when they got the Lipstick Vibrator, you guessed it, they started rubbing it over their lips: “I don’t think I’d give this to a teenager,” one older woman said. “Why? Use your imagination.” Last, they were given a straight up vibrator—and they still didn’t catch on! “The way that they market this, is that you put this nub in your mouth,” said one woman, who was so much more correct than she ever could have imagined!

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Check out the video of people thinking sex toys were beauty products here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/candacelowry/people-were-given-sex-toys-thinking-they-were-beauty-product#.ba614xYPBA

The 10 Most Awkward Sex Confessions

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15929936930_14a78eca47_mLet’s face it, most of us have an embarrassing sex story. Or if not a story, then at least a moment. Recently, anonymous people from around the web took to Whisper to share their most awkward sex confessions. And as you can imagine, what they have to say is pretty cringeworthy—and hilarious! Here are the 10 most awkward sex confessions.

  1. “The most embarrassing moment of my life was when I accidentally mooed during sex…”
    Well, who hasn’t made the occasional animal noise? That just means you’re really enjoying yourself!
  2. “I once held my own hand during sex.”
    We all need a little self love every now and again!
  3. “Once when I was having sex with this guy, his parents texted us to be quiet.”
    “Dave, this is mom and dad. We’re glad that you have a new friend to play with, but we need you to keep it down. Okay, hun? Dinner’s in 30.”
  4. “My boyfriend moaned his cat’s name during sex.”
    This gives new meaning to the expression “feline friend”…
  5. “I once broke somebody’s arm during sex. That was the last time I saw her.”
    This is why we have safe words, people!
  6. “Once I had a cold and I made a sound like Chewbacca while I was having sex.”
    Chewie needs love, too!
  7. “I answered a phone call from my dad in the middle of sex…”
    Was he calling to ask you to keep it down? Cause you didn’t answer his and mom’s text from before?
  8. “My fwb whispered ‘come baby’ in my ear when we were having sex. I just thought of him as a sloth and got creeped out.”
    Is that what sloth’s whisper during sex? We’ll never think of sloths in the same way again!
  9. “Once during sex, as I was climaxing, I shouted ‘That’s finger-licking good!’
    Kernel Sanders would approve that message!
  10. “One time while having sex with my ex, I read a psychology book out loud so my parents wouldn’t get suspicious.”
    Freudian!

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Here are more awkward sex confessions.

Everything You Wanted To Know About Lesbian Sex But Were Afraid To Ask

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_lesbiansHuffpost Gay Voices recently asked real lesbians about real lesbian sex to find out what really goes on under the sheets (“or on top of the kitchen table or in the back seat of an Uber”). Their candid responses help to clarify what’s true about lesbian sex and what’s myth. Here are their answers to the most frequently asked questions about lesbian sex.

  1. What Is ‘Sex’ When It’s Between Two Women?
    “Anything we want it to be, honestly. Lesbian sex is about intimacy and pleasure, which is what any kind of sex really should be about.” True enough! Just use your imagination…
  2. Are There Specific Things That All Queer Women Do In Bed?
    “Lesbian sex isn’t just about scissoring, strap-ons, or eating pussy. There are an infinite number of ways that queer women have sex and an infinite number ways that queer women define sex.” Again, with a little imagination, the possibilities are infinite!
  3. Do Lesbians Fuck?
    “Queer women fuck. We have the hot, sweaty, nasty, delicious sex that has nothing to do with billowing curtains and satin sheets.” That sounds hot!
  4. Do You Miss Cock?
    “Fingers are far more agile than a penis and there are a zillion toys out there to help the cause.” Imaginative and resourceful!
  5. Is One of You the ‘Guy’ in Bed?
    “A thousand times no. Penetration is not the key to female orgasm. It’s a component. Lesbian sex isn’t an imitation of straight sex, which is a very good thing because studies show lesbians have more orgasms.” You know what they say: lesbians have more fun!
  6. Is One of You Always the Aggressor in Bed?
    “The kind of lesbian sex I enjoy the most is the kind I like to call “switch play.” We switch roles depending on our moods and desires.” Sexy!
  7. Do Lesbians Really Enjoy Fisting?
    “Fisting is a real thing. And no, if you’re communicating and doing it right, it doesn’t hurt; it’s awesome.” Fisting and lesbians: both awesome!
  8. Do Lesbians Like Ass-play?
    “Queer men and straight couples don’t get to have all the fun. Whether it’s a dildo, vibrator, or fingers, lesbian sex can also include the back door.” Girls just want to have fun!

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Here are more answers to frequently asked questions about lesbian sex.

Morrissey Wins Bad Sex in Fiction Award

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sexy-librarianIt’s that time of year again when the British magazine Literary Review nominates all the worst sex scenes “to draw attention to poorly written, perfunctory or redundant passages of sexual description in modern fiction, and to discourage them.” For the past 23 years, some of the best writers have won the famously humiliating award, including John Updike, Norman Mailer, and Tom Wolfe (who won the Bad Sex in Fiction lifetime achievement award!). And this year, Morrissey can count himself among those prestigious, embarrassed winners.

Morrissey wasn’t the only big name among this year’s nominees: Erica Jong, Richard Bausch, Lauren Groff, George Pelecanos, and Thomas Espedal were all shortlisted (read their excerpts below). But when Morrissey’s book List of the Lost came out a few months ago, it was immediately mocked for its truly awful sexual descriptions, with many critics predicting he’d be a shoo-in for the Bad Sex award. Here’s one scene: “Eliza and Ezra rolled together into one giggling snowball of full-figured copulation …with Eliza’s breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra’s howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it whacked and smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza’s body except for the otherwise central zone.” Literary Review tweeted this at the awards: “In an ideal world this award would be received by Morrissey. Or someone who publishes Morrissey. Or someone who likes Morrissey.” #BadSex

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Check out more excerpts of Bad Sex in Fiction nominees here: https://www.theguardian.com/books/2015/nov/18/bad-sex-award-2015-the-contenders-in-quotes

People Use Airbnb To Get Laid

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sex9Business Insider just published a shocking story explaining how people use Airbnb for more than just a comfortable place to crash. You don’t say! According to the piece, lots of guests and hosts are hooking-up and having one night stands! Since the purpose of Airbnb is to rent a room, sometimes sharing a room or a space leads to more than just the usual cordial banter in the hallway on the way to the bathroom.

One 25-year-old architect who fucked a 36-year-old Brazilian guest said, “I asked if she would want to come to my bedroom. She did and we had amazing sex. Mind-blowing. She tip-toed back up to the other bedroom during the night and nobody noticed. This then continued every night for the rest of the week and we slept together every night.” While these types of hot hook-ups probably aren’t the norm, they do happen, and there’s even a Reddit thread dedicated to the sexy phenomenon. Airbnb also commented on the hook-ups between hosts and guests by saying, “We’re trying to ensure that people feel safe in sharing their space, but guests also feel safe in going to that space. The level of engagement those two people want to have is obviously up to them.” We guess what happens in Airbnb stays in Airbnb!

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Check out more about the people who use Airbnb to get laid here.

Gay Men Ask Lesbians Questions About Sex

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In a new Buzzfeed video, gay men are all about getting their strap-ons and clitoris questions answered by real lesbians. And as you can probably imagine, things got really real when the answers got personal. Here are some highlights (watch the video below).

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The first question got right down to the brass tacks: “How do you even have sex?!” One lesbian laid it out like this: “Fingers are all you need, like, workin’ that clit.” How informative! Another woman explained how the G-spot works, using “a finger or two or five,” curved upward, to demonstrate where it is located. Next, on to the very important topic of scissoring. “Scissoring is not real,” said one lesbian. To prove this point, she tried to show her skeptical gay pupil why it doesn’t work by attempting to scissor him! The ladies also brought strap-ons to show the gay guys, and even strapped them on a few to really bring the lesson home. “Why do lesbians like strap-ons?” a woman asked. “Because strap-ons are fucking cool!” Well said!

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Check out Buzzfeed’s video of gay men asking lesbians sex questions.

How 3 of Hollywood’s Most Realistic Sex Scenes Were Created

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Have you ever wondered how Hollywood’s most famous sex scenes were created to seem so realistic? In films like Lars Von Trier’s Nymphomaniac Vol. I and II, the actors appear to be actually fucking—as in, we see shots of up-close, seemingly unsimulated penetrative sex. So how did the director achieve this level of realism without asking his actors to have actual sex? And how do other films pull off realistic looking sex scenes? To find out, let’s go behind the scenes of 3 famous ones.

  1. Nymphomaniac Vol. IHow did Lars Von Trier create such realistic sex scenes as the one that shows Shia LaBeouf’s cock repeatedly penetrating an actress? His method is three-tiered. His team first shot the actors simulating sex, then shot porn-stars actually having sex, and later digitally-imposed the two images together. “So above the waist it will be the star and below the waist it will be the doubles,” explains the film’s producer. They also used a prosthetic cock for a very realistic looking blowjob scene.
  2. Blue is the Warmest ColorIf you’ve seen this film, you must have wondered how they pulled off the epic seven-minute sex scene that includes scissoring, slapping, writhing, and manual and oral stimulation. During the intense 10 day sex scene shoot, the actors were asked to get naked and wear prosthetic vaginas. “We had fake pussies that were molds of our real pussies,” said one of the actors. “It was weird to have a fake mold of your pussy and then put it over your real one.” But it sure looked good!
  3. Monster’s BallArguably one of the best sex scenes in film history has a butt-naked Halle Berry famously shouting “Make me feel good!” So how’d they pull off the realistic looking sex? The answer’s simple: excellent acting. “I would only do it if Billy Bob agreed to be as naked as I was,” said Berry. Billy Bob Thornton later claimed that the notorious sex scene was the reason his relationship ended with then girlfriend Angelina Jolie.

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Check out more about how Hollywood’s most famous sex scenes were created here: https://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/03/24/how-hollywood-s-most-realistic-sex-scenes-were-made-don-t-look-now-to-.html

Hilarious Tweets That Prove Grindr Was At Its Worst in 2015

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Grindr is supposed to be a magical erotic wonderland where gay men can cruise hot guys looking for action in the flick of a finger. But sometimes, as these hilarious tweets show, it’s an awkward place where just trying to get a nut proves more unpleasant than it’s worth. Check out some favorites.

  1. When a guy is looking for compassion for a dead pet instead of getting laid“I’m having a funeral for my fish.”“I have a really huge dick bron [sic] I love showing it off.”

    Tweet: “Grindr in a nutshell.”

  2. When gay sex just gets too complicatedTweet: “Someone on Grindr is listed as ‘Mega Bottom’ – I wonder if that comes before or after Power Bottom in the evolutionary series.”
  3. When even sacred, religious festivals are used as pick-up linesTweet: “Someone on Grindr asked me if I wanted to put the D in their Diwali.”
  4. When straight guys feel like sexually exploring“Can I jerk u off into orgasm? Can u jerk off and orgasm on my face? I’m straight but kinda wanna try it. Can I taste your nut?”Tweet: “I hate Grindr.”
  5. When it gets a little too close (and stalker-y) to homeTweet: “Grindr is all fun and games until someone with no picture messages u saying ‘I’ve seen you on [street name] so many times.'”
  6. When work gets awkwardTweet: “That awkward moment you see your manager on Grindr & his profile says ‘kinky only.'”
  7. And things get “hot for teacher”…in a bad wayTweet: “My teacher just messaged me on Grindr. I’m crying.”
  8. When dude’s get right to the point“Door open, dark, I’m face down, ass lubed, just come in, fuck me, unload.”“Is that the standard greeting now?”

    Tweet: “I must’ve missed the memo…”

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7 Women Confess Their True Feelings About Their Pussies

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Some women recently took to Whisper to confess their deepest feelings about their pussies. Though you’d think having a pussy would be amazing, these women’s confessions show there’s a range of emotions when it comes to vajayjay’s. Here’s what they said.

  1. “Confession: I like to just sit and look at my vagina. I have major vagina confidence.”
    Well, vagina’s are pretty magical!
  2. “My husband wants to give me oral sex so bad but I won’t let him because I’m afraid of my vagina.”
    You have nothing to fear but fear itself! By all means, let your husband do his thang!
  3. “I told a guy my vagina had teeth so he wouldn’t date me. No regrets.”
    Yes, and if he actually believed you, then indeed, no regrets.
  4. “I rug burned my vagina and I have no idea how to explain this to a doctor.”
    Wow. It’s probably a pretty great story though!
  5. “My boyfriend just told me that my vagina smells like fried chicken. I’m taking that as a compliment.”
    Mmm, Finger lickin’ good!
  6. “My vagina is constantly wet…Is it possible to be TOO wet?”
    This is a good problem to have. And no it isn’t.
  7. “I’m scared to lose my virginity because my vagina doesn’t look like the girls I have seen in pornos…”
    Pussies come in all shapes, colors, and sizes. That’s what makes them beautiful!

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More (magical) pussy confessions here.