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15 British Sex Words Americans Need to Start Using

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britishunderwearOur British neighbors across the pond know a thing or two about cheeky words for sex. American sex words tend to be, well, not as subtle and creative as British ones. So, here are 15 British sex words to use when flexing your cultural knowledge and having a bit of fun describing the old in-out in-out:

  1. Knob (Meaning cock. This can also be used as an insult, i.e, “You knob-head!”)
  2. Willy (Cock, again)
  3. Bell-End (The head of the cock)
  4. Meat and Two Veg (Cock and balls)
  5. Bollocks (Balls. This is also used as a curse word. “Oh, bollocks!” basically means “Oh, shit!”)
  6. Muff (Pussy)
  7. Fanny (Pussy, again. Not to be confused with America’s “fanny,” which means “ass”)
  8. Bonk (Fuck)
  9. Have It Off (Fuck, again)
  10. Romp (Yep. This means fuck)
  11. Shag (No, this is not a bygone saying from 70s era Austin Powers—the Brits still use it!)
  12. Rumpy-Pumpy (Cute word for fucking)
  13. Get Your Leg Over (We’ll let you picture this one)
  14. Roger (Yep, fuck again)
  15. How’s Your Father (“It’s good to have a little bit of How’s Your Father, now and then.”)

In the mood for some rumpy-pumpy yourself? Join us for some rumpy-pumpy in the sack!

Here’s Buzzfeed‘s video about British sex words Americans need to start using!

The Alien-Themed Brothel

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You may have heard of Dennis Hof, the famous entrepreneur and owner of several legal brothels in Las Vegas. Well, now Hof is adding a completely different element to his newest sex-establishment: aliens. If you’re dying to try a kinky, extraterrestrial themed sexual experience, look no further than Hof’s “Alien Cathouse.” Here you can finally live out that Princess Leia sex fantasy you’ve always dreamed of (decked out in her chained-and-bound slave costume, of course), or even fuck one of those sexy blue creatures from Avatar.

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All the rooms have different themes, such as “Atlantis,” “Alien Abduction,” and, of course, there’s a “probing room” for all the dangerous, kinky, BDSM stuff. But the kicker: Hof bought the land close in proximity to the sci-fi wet-dreamland spot, Area 51, which is known as the mother of all UFO conspiracy sites. Hof is calling his spot Area 69, and luring all his nerdy, horny patrons to come experience the joys of extraterrestrial fucking.

Feel like having a weird and wild experience yourself? We can make you a believer right here!

Cracked has more about Alien Cathouse here.

Porn Star Builds Darth Vader Out of Sex Toys

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Porn star Kayla-Jane Danger gave the Star Wars super villain the ultimate makeover with her latest project: a 7-foot Darth Vader made entirely out of sex toys! “It’s easily the most unique thing I’ve done in porn,” Danger said of her buzz-worthy creation. She’s calling her statue “Darth Vibrader,” which was brought to life with more than “$3,000 worth of sex toys, including 200 vibrators, 10 paddles, a whip, two rows of anal beads, a rubber fist and a pair of what Danger called ‘hooker boots,’ according to the Huffington Post.

Courtesy of woodrocket.com

Courtesy of woodrocket.com

Danger is a former student of Parsons School of Design and still needed around eight hours and the help of two others to construct Darth Vibrader. The statue will be displayed at the headquarters of Woodrocket.com, which the porn star believes doesn’t need to serve just a decorative purpose. “You could rub yourself on the light saber, or use the big strap-on in front,” she said. “There are five bullet vibrators in his hands — and those have more power than a Hitachi wand.” All hail, lord Vader!

Feel like having some out-of-this-world fun yourself? We’ve got more thrills than the Death Star right here!

Learn more about Kayla-Jane Danger’s Darth Vibrader here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/porn-star-kayla-jane-danger-builds-sex-toy-darth-vader-nsfw_55afdbc3e4b0a9b948535810?

What To Do When Your Partner Doesn’t Have an Orgasm

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_maleorgasmHave you ever been with someone who you weren’t sure came or not? Since so much pressure is put on having an orgasm during sex, it can sometimes be awkward to ask if they did get off or to know what to do if they didn’t. Here are some tips to help you the next time this happens and to help your partner have an orgasm:

  1. Show that you care about your partner’s pleasure
    The sexiest thing you can do in bed is to show your partner that you genuinely care about them having a good time. Simple questions like “does that feel good?” and “what turns you on?” show that you care about their pleasure. This will help encourage them to relax and have a good time.
  2. Spend some time focusing on what turns them on
    Try taking some time to just pleasure your partner: give them head, kiss them all over, etc. While focusing on them, let them know that you enjoy what you’re doing by saying things like “you taste amazing” or “I could do this for hours.” This relaxes them and lets them know that there’s no rush.
  3. Communicate about how close you are to The Big O
    If you’re getting close to reaching orgasm but you don’t think your partner’s there yet, take a breather and switch it up for a while. This is a great opportunity to give them some more head and to focus on their pleasure while you cool down. And if you do cum before your partner, ask if they’d like to cum, too—sex isn’t the only way to get off!
  4. Take the focus off of cumming
    Cumming is not the end-all-be-all of sex. Make every moment count and don’t just focus on the end-goal. It’ll take pressure off of having an orgasm and it’ll make the experience that much more enjoyable.

Feel like having some pleasurable experiences yourself? You can take all the time you need with us!

There are more helpful tips here: https://afterhours.lifehacker.com/orgasms-arent-everything-how-to-be-good-when-someone-d-1722292291

The First Ever Comic Written By and About a Stripper

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MelodyIn the 1980s, well before the days of autobiographical comics and everyday depictions of nude dancers, one woman decided to make a comic about her life as an exotic dancer. She worked in a club in downtown Montreal, and it didn’t occur to her that what she was depicting in her comic—basically sex-positive images of strippers—was novel for the time period. It was considered “pornographic” at the time, but this summer, it’s finally getting the attention it deserves.

Drawn & Quarterly published a 350-page collection of her comics, Melody: Story of a Nude Dancer. The stories, originally written in French with a bold black-and-white style, depicted the life of a nude dancer in a refreshingly realistic way. Melody and the other dancers in the comic love their bodies and get naked without shame or judgement. There’s also a lot of humor, showing how the life of a stripper is full of greedy bosses, needy customers and, at the end of the day, hustling to make a buck. Sex and nudity are not shown in a scandalous way: it’s all part of the job and of daily life.

Feel like having some natural, sexy experiences? Three cheers for sex positivity!

Read more about Melody: Story of a Nude Dancer here: https://bitchmagazine.org/post/long-lost-comics-about-working-as-a-nude-dancer-are-now-a-book

Introducing Teledildonics: Computer-Enhanced Dildos

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Image provided by www.comingle.io

Andrew Quitmeyer is putting his PhD in digital media from Georgia Tech to good use—he’s designing the next big thing in dildos: teledildonics. Teledildonics is the latest in sex toys that use computers to open up a whole new world of possibilities. His newest invention, “the Mod,” is an “open source” sex toy that can be synced to any smartphone apps, remote controls, and even your own heart rate!

“You can program it to be anything,” Quitmeyer said of the Mod’s exciting operating system called the Dilduino. The Mod is currently being crowd funded on Indiegogo, and has raised $60,000 from eager would-be customers. The products have gotten a lot of attention for their bizarre, innovative, and some-what intimidating designs, but they also represent what many are calling the new wave in sex toys. The Mod is shaped like a big, smooth finger, is made from silicone, and comes complete with three vibrating motors and a completely rechargeable USB-battery. “Sex tech needs to be opened up,” Quitmeyer said. “People’s sexuality is super specific and weird. I don’t want people to have general sex. I want them to have the weird, specific, crazy, kinky dragon sex of their dreams.”

Feel like having the weird, kinky sex of your dreams? We are all about exciting new ways of getting off here!

Get the specs on Mod and teledildonics here: https://www.vice.com/read/a-patent-troll-is-trying-to-stop-dildo-innovations-803?utm_source=vicefbus

9 Exciting Places To Fuck Before You Die

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For all those adventurous types dying to visit exotic and remote places, we say: go forth and fuck there! Why not sexplore the world while there’s still time? Here are 9 of the most exciting places to have vacation sex (check out pictures of these amazing spots below):

Make those branches swing in a tree tent in Bavaria

  1. Get hot in a glass igloo in Finland
  2. Fuck under the ocean in an aquarium luxury suite in Dubai
  3. Unleash your inner exhibitionist in a tree house in Bangkok
  4. Have some dangerous fun on top of an active volcano at Mount Etna
  5. Have adventures in a fairytale tunnel of trees in Ukraine
  6. Feel alive in the ghost town of Bodie, California
  7. Get wild behind a breathtaking waterfall in Iceland
  8. Watch yourself get it on at the world’s largest natural mirror in Salar De Uyuni

Got some wanderlust yourself? Let’s get wild and adventurous!

Check out more majestic places where you should fuck before you die

John Oliver Schools the Nation in Sex Ed

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LetsTalkSexOn a recent episode of Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, the host dedicated the show to an important and often glossed over (or blatantly ignored) subject in school: sex education. With the massive problem of abstinence only education and educators’ choosing to shame and moralize to students instead of actually teaching them about sex, John Oliver decided to conduct his own sex ed crash course. And as you can imagine, it is not just any sex ed course, but the ultimate sex ed course complete with hilarious celebrity videos (check them out below).

John Oliver, in his characteristic way, pointed out that only 13 states require sex ed to be scientifically accurate in America. This means that states and individuals can decide how to teach the important lessons of sex ed to youth—which often results in teaching it in a way that condemns sex as an act that devalues those engaging in it, especially women. Enter: hilarious celebrities making a sex ed video. Their message is simple: it’s your choice, and people should respect it. Abstinence or not, be safe, use protection, know and respect what consent is, and be informed of medical facts. Now that’s good sex ed!

Feel like taking a sex ed crash course with us? We have the facts and the experience right here!

Check out more about John Oliver’s sex ed episode here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/juliapugachevsky/a-bunch-of-celebrities-made-a-sex-ed-video-and-you-need-to-s#.pf5Bg2lm1J

Porn Stars Give Women Advice on How to Give a Mind-blowing Blow Job

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Buzzfeed has a great video—instructional and sexy!—of porn stars giving women advice on how to give their man the ultimate pleasure. The porn stars use popsicles to recreate a mind-blowing beej for all those over-achiever ladies out there. Here are some highlights (check out the video below):

  1. Remember that one wants to be bored
    Keep it interesting, ladies! One porn star says, “You want to make love to the cock in your mouth. You don’t want to be like, ‘I’m bored.’”
  2. Open your mouth WIDE
    Dana DeArmond instructs the ladies to think of a clown at a carnival: “Make your mouth as big as possible.”
  3. Keep it naughty
    Skin diamond goes right for the family jewels: “Stick your tongue out and lick the balls.”
  4. Advice for men: eat your vegetables!
    One porn star advised a woman that if her man eats nothing but fast food, do not let him cum in her mouth!
  5. Just believe!
    “If you believe….you can destroy any dick you want.”

That was some great advice! Feel like having a mind-blowing experience yourself? We are very apt pupils here!

You can watch the video of porn stars giving blow job advice here: Porn Stars Give Girls Advice On How To Pleasure Their Man

Couples Who Sext Are Having the Best Sex

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SextingLet’s face it, since sexting is basically only discussed in scandalous news stories, it’s gotten a bad rap. But what if we told you that sexting among consenting adults has many benefits? A new study presented at the American Psychological Association proves that the couples who sext together stay together—because they’re having the best sex!

In a survey that asked 870 participants aged 18 to 82 about their sexting habits, a staggering 82 percent of the people reported sexting within the last year. And the adults who engaged in consensual sexting were happier sexually and with their relationship in general. The psychologists who led the study think this is because sexting is a form of communication that benefits both men and women: men prefer visual stimuli while women respond to the positive reinforcement of knowing that they’re desired. The psychologists are hopeful that with more research into the benefits of sexting, it could eventually be used in couple’s therapy to promote more communication and intimacy between partners. As one researcher said, “sexting can be good.”

Want to have some sexy, beneficial experiences yourself? We’ll show you ours if you show us yours!

Check out more about the benefits of sexting here: https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2015/08/08/430322824/could-sexting-help-your-relationship?