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Dominatrix Anna Konda Can Crush Your Puny Skull Between Her Thighs

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Anna Konda is a legendary Berlin dominatrix who gets off on watching men squirm beneath her massive ass and thighs. She established a Berlin Female Fight Club in which dominatrixes and naked, powerful women wrestle men to show them who’s boss. This badass dominatrix has a fetish for sitting on men’s faces and squeezing their heads until they almost pop between her big, beautiful body.  best_phone_sex_niteflirt_ana_konda

Anna Konda also enjoys making videos of herself crushing watermelons and sheep skulls between her powerful thighs, feminizing men, and teaching women how to be dominatrixes. She says she’s different from your average dominatrix porn-star because they get paid to do what someone else wants; according to Anna Konda, “A truly dominant woman…only does what she wants.” She explains, “For me, the ring becomes the bed when I sit on my victims’ faces and they lie helplessly under my thick thighs and big buttocks. I love to cum on their faces. This turns me on extremely. Even talking about it right now makes me want to do it again. It’s an amazing feeling of power.”

All hail, this kinky Amazonian dominatrix! We can’t crush your skull with our thighs, but we know a thing or two about sitting on your face!

 

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The Internet Weighs In On What Makes Someone Great at Sex

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jean_koulevBuzzFeed recently asked their readers an important and often debated question: what makes someone great at sex? And from that seemingly simple question, BuzzFeed compiled the answers into a list called “21 Sex Tips That Aren’t Bullshit.” They insist that the list is NOT “a rolodex of sex positions, above-average genitalia, or decades of experience,” but rather an honest response from real, sexual humans on what they value from someone who is very good in bed. Here are some highlights (check out the full list, complete with sexy/silly gifs, below):

  1. Worshipping someone’s body
    Treating someone’s body as the best thing you have ever experienced is perhaps the ultimate indicator of how good you are in bed.
  2. Speaking up during sex
    Someone who’s willing to tell you what they like and dislike or what feels amazing is definitely a turn on!
  3. Being honest about orgasms
    The internet’s advice: stop faking orgasms! One woman says instead of faking it, “Mov[e] your hips or guid[e] them with your hand or moans [to] turn them into great lovers…” Great advice!
  4. Sharing a kink
    Kink is sexy—why not let your partner in on yours?!
  5. Focus on the pleasure, not the end-goal
    Taking the pressure off of cumming really allows you to just focus on the pleasure and enjoy yourself in the moment.
  6. Taking your time
    Don’t rush the foreplay! Have fun and don’t forget all the steps that lead up to the amazing main event: lip biting, earlobe nibbling, grinding—the possibilities are endless!
  7. Being up for anything
    “Being open-minded to trying new things but also knowing the definitive boundaries for each person.” —Alexis Ferguson (Facebook)

Want to have a great sexual experience yourself? We are all about focusing on the pleasure and having a good time here!

Check out BuzzFeed’s “21 Sex Tips That Aren’t Bullshit”

The Most Hilarious Sexual Phrases in Romance Novels

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cosmic_banditaWhile writers are known for their creativity, romance writers in particular are known for their ridiculouscreativity when it comes to describing sex (ahem, Fifty Shades of Grey, anyone?). So blogger John Ferri decided to compile lists of the most absurd, hilarious sexual descriptions he found in his wife’s romance novels. Here are some of the gems:

Romance Novel Epithets for the Cock
  1. Rigid source of heat
  2. Engorged flesh
  3. Iron-hard tumescence
  4. Love’s sweet arrow
  5. Plenipotentiary instrument
  6. Molten member
  7. Torrid extension
Romance Novel Epithets for the Pussy
  1. Damp, most needy place
  2. Fiery furnace
  3. Most treasured pearl of passion
  4. Glistening portals of her womanhood
  5. Molten need
Romance Novel Descriptions of Sex
  1. Impaling her on his straining shaft
  2. Plunging hotness penetrated
  3. Possess the lily
  4. Embalming injection
  5. Love’s sweet lava flowed
  6. Staccato spasms
  7. Burned to a cinder

Wow. Some of those descriptions sound dangerous! We don’t know about “writhing with burning caresses” but we would definitely be up for some “lightning bolts of fulfillment!”

Check out more hilarious sexual phrases from romance novels here!

Finally, a Pokemon Porn Parody

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PikachuSexIf you love Pokemon, and have always (secretly) fantasized about fucking Pikachu, your prayers have been answered. The makers of such porn parodies as Spongeknob Squarenuts and Bob’s Boners, WoodRocket.com, is pleased to present their latest creation: Strokemon, the Pokemon porn parody. It includes all the Pokemon characters re-imagined as their horny alter egos—Dickachu, Fisty, Gash—and all played by sexy porn stars in ridiculous costumes.

Watching the trailer alone is a strange exercise in getting oddly aroused by silly cartoon characters—especially considering the campy dialogue and shoddy costumes. It’s even trippy like the cartoon: there’s a floating hand puppet with teeth that gets “squirted” by a floating, giant green dildo! And at one point, Dickachu’s gibberish is interpreted as, “Oh, she just said that I have a really big dick.” If Strokemon is anything like WoodRocket.com’s other porn parodies, Pokemon/porn fans are in for one wild and ridiculous ride! Or to put it another way, Dika Dika!

Want to have some crazy good times with us? We’re always up for a strange and wild experience!

Check out the Strokemon trailer!

How Many of These Euphemisms For Jerking Off Have You Heard?

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5129712590_98642c5ebf_zChoking the chicken; spanking the monkey; stroking the python—you’ve probably heard these common and well-loved euphemisms for jerking off many many times. But how many others do you know? BuzzFeed recently put that question to the test with one of their signature (and hilarious) quizzes. Here are 15 highlights of some familiar, some just bizarre euphemisms for male self-love (check out the full quiz below):

  1. Five Finger Shuffle
  2. Making the Bald Man Cry
  3. Shaking Hands With Dr. Winky
  4. Beating Your Meat
  5. Battling the Purple-Headed Yogurt Slinger
  6. Riding the Mayonnaise Surf
  7. Tugging the Slug
  8. Waxing Your Carrot
  9. Auditioning Your Hand Puppet
  10. Burping the Worm
  11. Badgering the Witness
  12. Beef Stokenoff
  13. Jerkin’ the Gherkin
  14. Strangling the Cyclops
  15. Practicing Politics—(we saved the most baffling for last)

Wow. There sure are a lot of creative euphemisms for Buffing the Vampire Slayer. Feel like taking a break from Shuffling Your Ipod? We can help you to Make Pearl Jam right here!

Check out the BuzzFeed quiz here!

7 Reasons Why You Should Regularly Masturbate

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Aside from the most obvious reason to regularly masturbate—it feels great!—did you know that self-love has many other benefits that help the mind, body, and soul? Science has proven that taking the time to get off with yourself can significantly improve both the quality and the happiness of your life. So here are 7 reasons why you should definitely make “quality alone time” with yourself a priority:

  1. It Releases Stress
    Masturbating increases dopamine, endorphins, and oxytocin, i.e, the chemicals in your body responsible for lowering cortisol, which in turn reduces stress.
  2. It Helps You Stay Fit
    When you masturbate, you produce oxytocin, which regulates food cravings.
  3. It Increases Sperm Count 
    There’s no better way to keep your sperm fit and active than masturbating. It’s been proven that frequent masturbation in men increases sperm count and quality.
  4. It’s Good For One’s Sense of Well-Being
    Masturbating is good psychologically because pleasure helps contribute to one’s overall sense of well-being and happiness.
  5. It Helps With Positive Body Image
    Science has also proven that women who masturbate regularly often feel positive about themselves and their bodies. Right on!
  6. It Reduces Pain
    Orgasms increase blood flow to the brain and to the genitals, which helps to regulate pain.
  7. It Keeps the Libido Healthy and Active
    The more action you get, the more action you want to get. That’s why masturbating keeps the libido healthy and ready for action!

Feel like taking a ride on the (self) love train? Come get off at Niteflirt’s pleasure stop!

Read more about the mind and body benefits of self-love!

Nikita, the Gun-Shaped Dildo

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sideview001The Nikita is a gun-shaped dildo that, as its designer says, “shoots orgasms.” It’s a six-inch silicone sex toy with a vibrating sleeve that started as an art project and became a fully functioning dildo (and conversation piece!). While the dildo’s gun-shape may not be for everyone, the artist who created the Nikita is hoping to inspire people to explore their sexuality while engaging with the toy and its subject matter—both serious and playful—at the same time.

The dildo-gun is the perfect shape to hit all the right spots, and its trigger functions as a tickler to stimulate the clit and the prostate. The Nikita can also be used as a hands-free strap-on—simply insert the base of the toy into the pussy and fire away! And the handle allows you to have more control for hitting different angles and spots, alone or with a partner, since it’s much easier to grip than most dildos. Since the artist wanted to bring some levity and playfulness to a pretty heavy subject, she found that with the Nikita, she could spark important dialogue and help people to get off in fun new ways. Sounds like a win-win to us!

Looking for some dangerous fun yourself? Bring that big gun our way, cowboy!

Check out more about the Nikita here.

Sexxpot, the Aphrodisiac Weed

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5002299100_590525a1be_zA new company is producing an aphrodisiac weed that is supposed to help enhance sex called, appropriately, Sexxpot. The company’s founder said she smoked the strand of herb before getting it on and liked it so much that she asked her partner to label the weed so she’d know to smoke it again next time—and he labeled it “sex pot.” Sexxpot is derived from a low THC strain of bud that is specifically very helpful for women who want to relax and have extra sensations during sex.

Sexxpot works great for women because its lower than average THC levels help to put them in a sensual headspace without getting them too high to actually fuck (men usually need higher doses for the same effects). Although aphrodisiac weed is nothing new—people have long regarded pot as “nature’s viagra”—Sexxpot’s focus on women and their libidos is pretty novel since the weed game tends to be generally geared towards men. In fact, men are usually the ones to seek out weed to enhance sex and arousal, while women often still view it as taboo. While more science is needed to determine exactly why Sexxpot’s strain is so effective at helping women to have better, more intense sex, so far testimonies from multiple women show it just might be a game-changer for improving women’s sex lives.

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Check out more about Sexxpot here.

An Orgy For People With Disabilities

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1465053692_37e1d45f37_mOne thing you maybe never thought of when it comes to attending a massive sex party: is it wheel chair accessible? Well now a Toronto sex party calling itself the first accessible orgy for people with disabilities has that and much more. The event is called “Deliciously Disabled” and its aim is to both throw a great sex party and to create an empowering space for people with disabilities.

Deliciously Disabled is a masquerade ball that will include a sex toy workshop, a swinging orgy, and, of course, hydraulic lifts for wheelchairs. One of the event’s organizers explains it like this: “this event is about providing access to People living the experience of disability to be part of an experience they are so often denied. This event is about putting disability and agency over one’s body at the forefront.” The disabled-friendly orgy wants to show that people with disabilities are sexual beings who enjoy getting frisky and freaky: “Hey, we’re here and many of us enjoy sex just like everybody else…I think that it’s important that people realize that sexual expression is a human right,” another organizer said.

Want to have some group fun with us? We’re all about inclusive sexual experiences here!

Check out more about Deliciously Disabled here!

Meet the Porn Collector Keeping Vintage Mags Alive in the Internet Age

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6158989304_6606729f1e_mDave is a porn collector who started webuyanyporn.com to stock up on good ole fashioned smutty magazines that he hopes to sell in his vintage porn shop in London. Dave will literally buy any porn—the run of the mill kind people would just as soon recycle, to the supreme, grade-A collector’s kind (think mint condition Playboys from the ’50s). And as a vintage porn enthusiast in an internet age, he’s happy to take it where he can find it. So what does he consider really great porn?

The golden age of porn was in the 1950s, with photographers like Harrison Marks using great lighting to make the pics visually and technically superior. He says, “That’s where porn really started…it was used to get around the law. They sold it as art.” In fact, porn was illegal up until fairly recently, so Dave’s shop would be like walking into a sex shop in the 1980s! He caters to any kind of kink you might be hankering for (one magazine is entirely full of clits!), and what he likes about vintage mags opposed to internet porn is their allure and suggestiveness. He laments that with porn now “there’s no sense of imagination.” That’s why he’s keeping vintage porn alive—in all its nostalgic, titillating glory.

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Check out more about Dave’s vintage porn shop!