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Sex Workers Recommend “Reverse Cowgirl” To Prevent Spread Of Coronavirus

Swiss sex workers have a good way to service clients without spreading the coronavirus—by fucking in reverse. Their inventive “corona sutra” encourages sex workers to fuck “doggy style” and “reverse cowgirl.” They drafted the guidelines in hopes that Switzerland will … Continue reading

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Swiss Brothels Will Reopen

Swiss brothels have been given the red light, er, green light to reopen as the country exits lockdown. There are strict health guidelines in place, including keeping your faces “one forearm length apart” during sex. Doggy style and reverse cowgirl … Continue reading

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UK Government Makes Casual Sex Illegal

The UK Government is cracking down on casual fucking. The bizarre law banning Brits from getting it on with someone outside their household comes as several lockdown restrictions are eased. Britons are questioning the Government’s bizarre rules about fucking—as sex … Continue reading

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Lindsey Graham Accused Of Hiring Gay Sex Workers

Senator Lindsey Graham is being accused of hiring gay sex workers—and people are calling him out for his “hypocritical” treatment of the LGBTQ community. Adult film star Sean Harding brought the accusations into the mainstream on Twitter: “There is a … Continue reading

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FC Seoul Fills Empty Stands With Sex Dolls In Place Of Fans

South Korean sports team FC Seoul got a hefty fine for filling their empty stands with sex dolls during their K-League match. Around 20 dolls were placed in the stadium wearing the team’s colors with the logo of SoloS, a … Continue reading

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No Sex For 30 Days After Coronavirus Recovery, Study Says

We’ve got bad news for people feeling frisky after recovering from the coronavirus—you’ve got to wait 30 days until you can have sex. Experts are warning people off fucking and even kissing for more than a month once they’ve recovered … Continue reading

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Flight Attendant Accused Of Giving Passenger A Blowjob Sues Airline

A gay flight attendant who was accused of performing oral sex on a passenger during a Virgin Australia flight has been awarded $20,000 for wrongful dismissal. The flight attendant was accused after colleagues claimed they heard “strange or slurping sounds” … Continue reading

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Automation “Error” Shuts Down Women Of Sex Tech Conference On YouTube

The Women of Sex Tech tried to host its first virtual conference—until YouTube abruptly shut it down. The Women of Sex Tech Virtual Conference 2020 included panels discussing the EARN IT Act, abortion access during the COVID-19 pandemic, online dating as a digital … Continue reading

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Coronavirus Is Not Transmitted Sexually, Study Finds

There is some good news during these bad times: the coronavirus cannot be sexually transmitted. While coronavirus can be transmitted from a simple cough, it does not appear to transmit through cum, according to new research. An international group of scientists … Continue reading

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Oregon’s Coronavirus Sex PSA Puts NYC’s To Shame With Graphic Emojis

Oregon has released a coronavirus sex guide — and this one has visuals. While NYC’s PSA went viral, Oregon’s handbook for fucking during the pandemic includes explicit emojis. “This is the horniest psa i’ve ever seen and i love it,” responded one … Continue reading

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