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There’s Now A Million-Dollar Vibrator

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Pearl Royale is promising “a million dollar orgasm” with its latest pricey sex toy, the million-dollar vibrator. “My inspiration was to create something that shows the value people place on sex,” says the sex toy’s creator. “[People] spend lots of money for the experiences of owning Maseratis and the like. But would they pay for this?” The adult toy company has created lots of other impressive sex toys, including a gold egg-shaped vibrator that goes for $25,000, a white-gold dildo that goes for $38,000 and a gold-handled whip made of human hair that goes for $19,000 (all of which have found buyers).

But none tops this latest expensive creation, which was named to evoke “a very royal experience.” The vibrator weighs about a pound and it’s covered with 2,000 diamonds, some royal-blue sapphires and “very rare” pink diamonds. Right now, the toy’s creator is touring the country looking for gallery owners to display the luxurious sex toy. He says, “The prototype has been tried and it works exceptionally well.”

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Check out more about the million-dollar vibrator: https://nypost.com/2018/06/01/behold-a-million-dollar-vibrator/

Bondage Mask Also Plays Music

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If you love music and fetish gear, we’ve got good news for you: there’s now BDSM-inspired headphones. “Arca, the Venezuelan producer and songwriter who’s collaborated with Kanye West and Björk, conceived a line of ‘Tormenta’ fetishwear alongside erotic fashion brand Fleet Ilya for the Montreal-based style platform SSENSE,” reports NY Post. The headphones look like a cage that wraps around the wearer’s head like a mask, fully immersing the person in a kinky sound bath.

The fetish headphones sell for a cool $6,450—but there’s actually no guarantee they work as headphones. The Canadian luxury e-tailer states on its site, “the product . . . is being sold to you exclusively as an art object and is provided as is without any . . . warranty.” Arca added on Instagram, “hey i designed some headphones it’s casual they’re really cheap pick up a pair or don’t or whatever either way i’m locking you into the sound.”

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Check out more about the bondage mask that plays music: https://nypost.com/2018/05/15/this-terrifying-bondage-mask-also-plays-music/

The Erotic Carp Calendar Is Back And Better Than Ever

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If you’re looking for the perfect holiday gift for the All-American Man in your life, we’ve got just the thing for you. The Carponizer Erotic Carp Fishing Calendar is the “cult fishing calendar” that combines two of every man’s favorite things: fish and naked women. Yes, this calendar lets you ogle big, beautiful fish and big-breasted women.

The Carponizer Erotic Carp Fishing Calendar 2018 can be purchased on Amazon and, just like last year’s calendar, does not disappoint with providing both nude women and impressive fish. There’s also a BBQ version for red meat lovers, BBQ-Chicks Grillkalender 2018. You guessed it, this one features nude women cooking up some super hot BBQ. Fish or beef, all your erotic calendar dreams are coming true!

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Check out more about the Erotic Carp Fishing Calendar 2018: https://jezebel.com/i-am-yet-again-not-in-this-years-erotic-carp-calendar-1820764876

Inside Germany’s First Sex Doll Brothel

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Germany has joined countries like Japan and Spain in offering a unique sex establishment: sex doll brothels. Bordoll is run by a young madam who operates a brothel and BDSM studio, which now offers clients the option of having sex with one of 11 silicon sex dolls. For $60 for 30 minutes or $90 for an hour curious customers can experience what it’s like to fuck a premium sex doll.

The madam estimates that 30 percent of guests just want to experience what it’s like to have sex with a doll, while 70 percent become regular customers, some of whom travel for miles just for the experience. “These are Next Top Model standard girls,” she boasts. “Most guys would be too intimated to approach a real woman if she looked this good.” She also explains that men like being able to act out their fantasies on a doll, describing the experience as “95 percent” like sleeping with a real women.

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Check out more about the first sex doll brothel in Germany: https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/a37g7k/zu-besuch-in-deutschlands-erstem-sexpuppen-bordell

8 Sexy Stocking Stuffers For $20 and Under 

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_hannukahLooking for a budget-friendly way to add a little sex-positive spice to your holiday? We’ve got the perfect thing to get you into the holiday spirit: sexy stocking stuffers. Here are the best, affordable stocking stuffers for you and your naughty partner!

  1. Babeland Buzz Vibe, $12, Babeland
    This perfect little vibrator will keep you merry all year round!
  2. Sext Notes, $10, Unbound
    These emoji-themed sext cards are the perfect way to let Bae know you want to get some!
  3. Tenga Eggs, $8.50, Babeland
    As Bustle says, “One of the original sex toys for people with penises, this masturbation tool is always a pleaser.”
  4. Candy Nipple Tassels, $8, Unbound
    For that person in your life who loves candy and nipple play (everyone?).
  5. Bondage Boutique Advanced Leather Blindfold, $16.99, Lovehoney
    What can be sexier than the perfect little black leather blindfold?
  6. Babeland Arousal Balm, $6, Babeland
    This bad boy will add a little tingle to your sex play!
  7. Jawbreaker Gag, $16, Unbound
    Sweet and spicy—what better combo for your bondage party?
  8. Feather Nipple Clamps, $12, Unbound
    Light as a feather, stiff as Bae’s nipples!

Want to get naughty this holiday? We are always down to stock your stuffing here at NiteFlirt!

Check out more sexy stocking stuffers for under $20: https://www.bustle.com/articles/197531-13-sexy-stocking-stuffers-for-20-and-under

Learn a New Language While You Watch Porn

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cup-1010916_1920Adult entertainers are teaching eager fans how to use their tongues—when learning a second language, that is. Hot porn actresses are now hosting classes in Spanish, French, Japanese, and more. Along with the basics, they’ll even throw in how to say naughty words, like “blowjob, ass and pussy.”

Not only that, but these dedicated teachers motivate their students by stripping for the camera! According to a spokesperson, Rosetta Stone is “far too cookie cutter.” Why limit yourself to stuffy grammar when you can get more bang for your buck, literally?

Looking for sexy new experiences? We’re all about carnal knowledge here at NiteFlirt!

Here’s more about learning a new language while you watch porn: https://nypost.com/video/sexy-cam-girls-help-you-get-over-the-hump-of-learning-a-language/

7 Sex Pillows To Elevate Your Pleasure

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If you’re looking for a way to take your sex life to the next level, here’s a great way to do it: sex pillows. Sex pillows are specifically designed to give you the lift you need to maximize your pleasure. Here are the ones that’ll give you the best bang for your buck.

  1. Liberator BonBon
    This one’s perfect for solo play—you can mount your favorite vibrator or dildo to it and enjoy the ride! It’s firm enough to support you, hands-free.
  2. Liberator Wedge
    This basic sex pillow provides the perfect lift to aid in penetration and help you find your G-spot. As one porn star says, “Wedge pillows help to keep me feeling safe and secure while doing wild positions.”
  3. Pipedream Fetish Fantasy Inflatable Position Master
    Specifically designed for BDSM, this pillow’s handles double as an effective place to attach straps for both ankle and wrist bondage.
  4. Liberator Ramp
    If you’re looking for a more intense experience, this ramp allows for even deeper positions. It’s also great for partners with extreme height differences.
  5. Toughage Soft Inflatable Sex Ramp Pillow
    “This sturdy pillow can withstand the most extreme positions, and also doubles as a toy-holder for solo vibrator action,” says Refinery29.
  6. Liberator Hipster
    The curviness of its design makes for optimal G-spot stimulation, and sex positions are virtually unlimited with the high and low lifts.
  7. Pipedream Fetish Fantasy Deluxe Position Master With Cuffs
    The soft velvet pillow and hand-cuffs will allow you to achieve new angles while comfortably being restrained.

Looking to elevate your pleasure? We can always take you to new heights at NiteFlirt!

Check out more of the best sex pillows: https://www.refinery29.com/best-sex-pillows#slide-12

There’s Now a ‘Rick and Morty’ Porno

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Is it any surprise the hugely popular sci-fi comedy Rick and Morty got a porn parody? The show just wrapped up its third season on Adult Swim and is now getting the XXX treatment, thanks to porn parody site Wood Rocket. Yes, the site which brought you such classics as SpongeKnob SquareNuts, Ten-Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles, and Strokémon, has now decided to make Dick and Morty.

The studio announced the project with an exciting new trailer and a pretty NSFW description: “When Morty Blows it again, Dick recruits ex-girlfriend Untitty to help him with his pickle,” the press release reads. “In the meantime, Beth eases the pain of her divorce with a little help from the genitals of Mr. Meesex and Birdperson.” As you’d expect, the trailer includes loads of sex puns and X-rated Rick and Morty cathphrases, such as such as “Pickle Dick,” “shlom-shlom,” “testicle-made Szechuan Sauce.” Out of this X-rated world!

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Check out more about Dick and Morty: https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/a3kbn4/of-course-theres-a-rick-and-morty-porn-now-vgtrn

Couple Gets Caught Having Sex In Domino’s Pizza

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_orgasm5One saucy couple were getting pretty hot and heavy while waiting for their pizza. Like Domino’s promise, they definitely finished in 30 minutes or less—and then were swiftly arrested. Daniella Hirst, 29, pleaded guilty to outraging public decency and Craig Smith, 31, was found guilty in absentia because he was incarcerated for another matter, the BBC reported.

The video of the couple, which quickly made the rounds on the internet, shows Hirst giving a blowjob to Smith, and then the two fucking against the front counter (watch portions of the video below). Smith explained their romp, saying, “After ordering the pizza we talked about all the places we’d had sex with each other. Our top five include a bus, a van, a hotel, swimming pool and a field. We wanted to see if we could top it.” Hirst added that while she’s “very open-minded about sex and public places” and “loves the thrill,” she never thought she’d get caught and “end up all over the internet.”

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Check out more about a couple getting caught fucking in a Dominos: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/couple-has-sex-in-dominos-pizza-then-justice-is-served_us_59c52dffe4b0cdc77330d7a8

These Cream-Filled Penis Waffles Are Arousing Lots Of Attention

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A restaurant in Bangkok has tapped into a tasty treat that seems to be whetting everyone’s appetites: a penis-shaped waffle. The phallic food products are sold at a food stall named “Pho Hai Ma,” which means “I Got It From My Dad” in English. The waffle comes cream-filled or stuffed with sausage and cheese with a mayonnaise dipping sauce (which obviously makes for great food porn).

The dick-shaped snack aroused lots of attention when a video went viral on Facebook, garnering more than 19 million views. “Since then, it seems the world has beaten a path―or something else―to the eatery,” says HuffPo. While the Thai food stall didn’t invent the penis waffle—it’s actually a style of snack that’s popular in Taiwan—it’s definitely emphasized the “cock” in Bangkok.

Looking for something tasty yourself? We can always whet your appetite here at NiteFlirt!

Check out more about the cream-filled dick waffles in Thailand: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/penis-shaped-waffles_us_59ce6ba5e4b05f005d340385?section=us_weird-news