Category Archives: Take My Money

UK’s Dollar Store Launches £1 Sex Toys

imageAt Poundland, shoppers can now get everything they need on their weekly shopping list—meaning sex toys. The new sex toys being so affordable at – you guessed it – just £1 is promising to spice up the nation’s sex lives for less money. The affordable sex toys, called Nooky, include Finger Fun Stimulator, Vibrating Love Ring, Joy Ring, Sexual Vitality Supplements For Her, Supplement For Men and Pure Lube.

After Poundland began selling the £1 bullet vibrator last year, it was only natural to follow up with even more affordable options. The store hopes to appeal to those who want to pick up a sex toy while doing some regular shopping—and also to put women who are shy about visiting a sex toy shop more at ease. “With shoppers only looking to purchase one sex toy a year, we’re hoping our affordable range helps the nation gets some nooky at home,” says Poundland.

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Check out more about Poundland’s latest sex toys: https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/poundland-launches-new-range-of-1-sex-toys-giving-cheap-thrills-a-whole-new-meaning_uk_59cb6ea6e4b053a9c2f52020

Someone Has Turned the Babadook Into a ‘BabaDong’ Dildo

Want to put a little creep in your cooch? Horror fans rejoice: the Babadook has been transformed into a giant, girthy dildo named ‘BabaDong!’ A Los Angeles-based special fx artist is currently trying to make his spooky sex toy a reality with an Indiegogo campaign.

“If the goal is met, the Babadong will go into production, so you will all rest assured that your Babadongs are getting Babadone,” the artist said. The BabaDong is 7.5 inches from base to tip and has a girth of 5 ¾ inches around its thickest part. People on Twitter are loving the BabaDong Dildo: as one person said, “I’m not sure I wanted to be around to see this but here we are. Living on a planet with a 7.5 inch dildo called the BabaDong.” We had the same reaction.

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Check out more about the BabaDong Dildo here: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2017/06/22/someone-turned-babadook-babadong-dildo/

This Vibrator Wants To Be The Smartest Sex Toy In The World

The Lioness just might be the world’s smartest rabbit vibrator. For $230, Indiegogo customers can have their own “enhanced” rabbit, with soft-touch washable silicone, a long dildo for insertion and another small component for clit stimulation. The Lioness’ maker wanted to reinvent the shape of the iconic sex toy, and began making “copies upon copies upon copies” on a 3D printer until she finally landed on the right shape.

Image Credit: Gizmodo.com

“We did a lot of variations in terms of the shape and angle—like the tapering,” she said. Even the shape of the clit stimulator was labored over—there’s a little bump to ensure it can “bury” into the clit. It’s also flexible to avoid the unpleasant clitoral “jabbing” the original rabbit is known for. And like other “smart” vibrators, the Lioness is fitted with multiple sensors that measure your orgasms to give you “data” about how you get off. All we can say is, ROAR.

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Check out more about the Lioness: https://gizmodo.com/hands-on-with-the-vibrator-that-wants-to-be-the-smartes-1797868452

5 Sex Toys Every Gay Man Should Own

bieberFor gay men, nothing’s worse than walking into a sex shop and finding boring, vanilla toys geared toward straight couples. That’s because gay dudes have more specific ways of getting off, and need the right toys to accommodate their needs. Here are the best gay sex toys out there.

  1. Perfect Fit’s Play Zone Kit
    This kit supplies you with a variety of rings in different sizes. With so many options to choose from, you and your playmates can stay harder for longer and not have to fumble around in the dark for the right ring.
  2. Bad Dragon Toys and Cum Tubes
    This company’s plug and dildo toys are psychedelic in their designs and also super functional. Features include cum tubes which run through the center of your toy for lubrication and ejaculation purposes. They even have a suction feature that you can stick to the walls and windows.
  3. Fleshjack’s Turbo Oral Sex Stimulator
    These toys simulate oral sex with mechanisms specifically designed to feel like human lips, tongue, and throat.
  4. Poppers
    This compound of isobutyl nitrite helps you to achieve better orgasms. Right before or while you’re having sex, give the popper a sniff and wait for the sexual euphoria to kick in—not to mention the nice relaxation to your anal muscles!
  5. Lovense’s Hush Butt Plug
    The possibilities are endless with the “world’s first teledildonic butt plug.” The remote control allows you control the device from your phone while it’s inside your partner. Use it for public teasing, solo play, or linked to the rhythm of your favorite pop song!

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Check out more gay sex toys: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/gay-sex-toys/

What It’s Like To Take a Ride On a Sex Saddle

Have you ever wondered what it’d be like to get off on a sex saddle? Well, now you can, thanks to a sex toy reviewer on Gizmodo! The Motorbunny is a rideable sex toy that boasts an impressive motor for vibration that cranks out 0.08 horsepower (roughly 7,000 vibrations per minute)! It also comes with various attachments such as dildos and clit stimulators with different textures.

Image Source: Gizmodo

One thing you should know is that it’s pretty big, around one foot-by-two feet and 20 pounds, and is meant to be used on the ground or on a mattress. It’s also really loud—sort of like a car engine for your lady bits—and can be used for intense penetration or to grind against for clitoral stimulation. The reviewer recommends using the Motorbunny for partnered play, especially if you’re a kinky person who likes “extremely vigorous stimulation.”

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Check out more about the rideable sex saddle: https://gizmodo.com/riding-this-sex-saddle-is-like-blasting-your-bits-with-1796729959

The World’s First Naked Barber Will Satisfy All Your Fetish Needs

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_hotdude2If you’ve been looking for an erotic experience you won’t soon forget and a good barber who’ll shave your balls, we’ve got the guy for you. Rickard Savvy, aka, “The Naked Barber,” is a qualified beautician who’s adding a little kink to your usual grooming routine. “The sensation of having someone else [shaving my balls] is quite an erotic experience and it is quite arousing,” says one satisfied customer.

The Naked Barber provides all your fetish grooming needs and will get naked right along with you. He throws you in a BDSM sling, and then gets you into various erotic positions like doggy style to shave all those hard to reach places. He says a lot guys get turned on by a straight-razor shave or a scrotum shave, but in general, his fetish clients—gay and straight men, and women—just like the kinky experience.

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Check out more about the Naked Barber: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2014/08/19/worlds-first-naked-barber-will-totally-shave-balls-sling-nsfw/

You Can Now Get Plan B Out of a Vending Machine on UC Davis Campus

ALEXA FONTANILLA / AGGIE

ALEXA FONTANILLA / AGGIE

What happens when the condom breaks and the drug store’s closed? Usually, panic. This is why UC Davis has decided to make sexual wellness products like Plan B readily available to students—in a convenient vending machine on campus! The vending machine, called “Wellness to Go,” offers a wide array of health products for students, including condoms and Plan B.

The machine dispenses the emergency contraceptive for $30—a lower price than at local pharmacies—making it affordable and available for those who need it at any time. It’s thoughtfully located in a place with lots of people and traffic, so that women feel safe and comfortable taking care of their sexual health needs. Of course, many consider the emergency contraceptive being sold in a vending machine to be “controversial,” but proponents argue that it’s a “health equity issue, providing resources for women to manage their reproductive health in the best possible way.” They hope by increasing access, the vending machine will help decrease stigma about Plan B—and ultimately, prioritize women’s sexual health.

Want to prioritize your sexual wellness? We are all about keeping it safe and convenient here!

Check out more about the vending machine dispensing Plan B at UC Davis: https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/you-can-now-get-plan-b-out-of-a-vending-machine-in-yolo-county

Weed Products Designed For Sex, Rated

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From dildos that are also pipes to vaginal (or anal!) marijuana suppositories, there’s a lot of weed products out there today promising to do amazing things for your sex life. Thankfully, one Broadly writer decided to see if such marijuana-themed sex products as Schlong Bong and weed lube actually enhance sexual pleasure. Here’s some of the products she either found to be “surprisingly dope” or a real buzz kill (check out her full ratings below).

  1. FORIA Awaken Weed Lube
    The latest innovation in marijuana-infused lube is supposed to “enhance sensation, increase desire, improve lubrication, heighten awareness, deepen orgasms, and relax your body.” According to the reviewer, after applying the lube “liberally to my clitoris, inner and outer labia, and inside my vagina, as instructed, and turned on my favorite device,” she would rate the experience a 10/10. “I felt each sensation and touch was intensified, and I was more relaxed than I have been in a long time. Fuck human partners!”
  2. Foria Relief Vaginal Suppositories
    This product offers “muscle-relaxing and pain-relieving properties of cannabis—without inducing a psychotropic ‘high.’” The reviewer found her muscles super relaxed, which led to a “top-notch” masturbating experience!
  3. The Original Schlong Bong
    This uncannily realistic looking dick-shaped bong wants you to turn “’Foreplay’ Into 420-Play!” The 9-inch cock-bong wasn’t a big hit (no pun intended!) with the reviewer, but if you’re in the mood to “toke and stroke it,” or perhaps to bust out a great conversation piece, this is the weed-related sex toy for you!
  4. Stay Erect Cream
    A 5-ounce tube of this cream, which has hemp seed oil as its main ingredient, is meant to be rubbed on a penis “until erection is achieved.” The product claims to help maintain a “full satisfying erection” and “prolong ejaculation,” but according to Amazon reviewers, this product was not satisfactory or 420 friendly!

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Check out more marijuana-sex products here.

You Can Actually Buy a Lego Strip Club

Image Source: Citizen Brick

Image Source: Citizen Brick

Just when you think you’ve seen it all with innovative Lego creations, someone goes ahead and creates a Lego strip club! The unofficial and very NSFW custom Lego strip joint is called Foxy Blox, and it’s available for purchase for $275.00. Yes, you can actually buy what is probably the most unique and definitely the sexiest set in history.

“Filled with glint and glam, hologram foil bricks and working lighting, your half naked Lego figs will be paying their way through medical school in no time,” reports Gizmodo. The set includes such fun details as hologram foil stamped wall pieces, working LED lights, and four exclusive stripper “minifigs” and a shirtless emcee that looks uncannily like a Ron Swanson Chippendale dancer. As the set’s manufacturers say, the Foxy Blox “is a place where dreamers can dream, and dancers can dance. And dream. And also dance.”

Looking to “play” yourself? Come find unique and sexy experiences right here!

Check out the strip club Lego set on Gizmodo

 

You Can Now Give Cunnilingus Long Distance By Licking Your Phone 

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The latest app in virtual sex lets users perform cunnilingus just by licking their phones. The “O-Cast” is a way for long distance lovers to upload simulated oral sex sessions that can be downloaded on to a vibrator via bluetooth. The product’s spokesperson is calling it the “iTunes for oral sex,” since the plan is to offer various tongue patterns for download at the website.

It works by a person downloading the app that records vibratory patterns made by licking the phone screen or using their fingers. The patterns can be anything from circles, straight lines, or even the alphabet, which are then connected to a remote control vibrator. It’s also a great way for cam girls to let fans “perform” oral sex on them during private shows. There are currently 12 sample “orgasms” available for download, which sell for $100 a pop.

Looking for some “good vibrations” yourself? Come perform your orgasm technique right here!

Check out more about the app that lets you give cunnilingus: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ocast-oral-sex-phone-lick_us_58c07d18e4b0d1078ca3b6b1