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Engineer Creates Sex Robot That Needs To Be Romanced First 

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Screen Capture: RUPTLY TV

Screen Capture: RUPTLY TV

In a first for artificial intelligence, an engineer has created a robotic sex doll that enjoys sex as much as humans—or at least, the doll acts like she does. “Samantha” is equipped with the ability to respond to touch and what can only be described as romantic overtures. In other words, you need to get her warmed up before she can really respond to your touch.

“Basically she likes to be touched. She has different modes of interaction―she has romantic, she has family and she has also sexy modes,” explained the engineer who designed Samantha. She’s programmed to want romance first, before wanting to get sexual. But according to the engineer, the objective is to give her an orgasm. “Normally she likes to be kissed always and also she responds to, basically, the G-spot and also the breasts,” he said. “She also responds to the hands.” Samantha is also designed to give users positive feedback, such as “I love this” and “Nice and gentle.” Gotta give the lady, er, robot what she wants!

Looking for some positive reinforcement yourself? Come get into ‘sexy mode’ right here!

Check out more about the sex robot who needs to be romanced first on The Huffington Post and watch her in action in the video below.

High-Tech Condom Ring Will Measure Your Sexual Performance 

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Image Source: British Condoms

The world’s first smart condom, i.Con, is the newest device like a Fitbit—only for your dick. The Manufacturer British Condoms is behind the wearable condom ring that will measure everything guys have ever wanted to know about how they fuck. It’s being billed as “the future of wearable technology in the bedroom,” and for $75 (once it’s released sometime in 2017), guys can wear the ring with a condom during sex to “track” their sexual performance.

“The i.Con tracks speed, ‘average thrust velocity,’ duration, skin temperature, girth, calories burned (no joke) and frequency of sessions,” reports HuffPo. But perhaps the most sci-fi part is how men can measure statistics to see how they stack up to the “average” and “best” performers. British Condoms vows that “all data will be kept anonymous, but users will have the option to share their recent data with friends, or, indeed the world.” Well, this will definitely give men a whole new way to brag about their sex life…

Want to see how you measure up? You’ll find only the “best” performers here!

Check out more about the wearable condom that tracks your fucking: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/icon-condom-app_us_58b911e0e4b0b99894167584

This Gorgeous Jewelry Collection Doubles as High-End Sex Toys 

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Image Source: Unbound

Image Source: Unbound

Sexual lifestyle company Unbound wants women to literally “wear their sexuality on their sleeves” with a new sex toy collection that is actually high-end jewelry. The “sexual accessories” include earrings that can be used as nipple and clit clamps, a leather choker that transforms into a whip, and even a classy necklace that holds your lube. But the star piece is a set of gold bangles that double as handcuffs with the words, “There is freedom in restraint” etched on each one.

Unbound was created by a group of New York City female artists who created the collection as a way to empower women through sex. The company specializes in monthly pleasure boxes such as the BDSM box (filled with whips, clamps and more), G-spot box (comes with a g-spot vibrator and lube), and a strap-on box. One of Unbound’s founders explained, “The goal of the collection is to further the notion that female sexuality should not be relegated to the shadows. By offering women an opportunity to artfully display their sexuality in a fashion-forward, thoughtful manner, we hope to encourage a more widespread acceptance of formerly taboo topics in order to encourage frank conversations in the new year.” Diamonds and sex toys are a girl’s best friend!

Want to wear your sexuality on your sleeve? Let us ‘dress you up in our love’ right here!

Check out more about the jewelry collection that functions as high-end sex toys: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/this-beautiful-jewelry-collection-is-actually-a-line-of-high-end-sex-toys_us_58a491b1e4b03df370dc8582

10 Gifts That Are As Hilarious As They Are Sexy

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Image Source: ASOS, LookHuman and Fairgoods

Image Source: ASOS, LookHuman and Fairgoods

A modern yet pervy Kama Sutra poster, Northshire on Etsy for $13
This updated Kama Sutra poster has everyone’s favorite sex positions. It’s the perfect conversation piece!

  1. 69 nestling cups, theTbird on Etsy for $19.25
    The couple that drinks tea—and 69‘s—together stays together!
  2. Naughty coloring book for grownups, SheVibe for $14.95
    “Edited by Lady Cheeky and illustrated by Alex Kotkin, all the art in the coloring book features curvy women in ~sexy scenarios~ from threesomes to BDSM play,” says BuzzFeed.
  3. Dainty hankies just waiting to be made filthy, Fair Goods for $25
    These naughty hankies are adorably embroidered with such sentiments as “Blow Me,” “Fill Me Up,” and “Make Me Moist.”
  4. Darling humping salt and pepper shakers, ASOS for $14
    Who doesn’t want cute humping rabbits flavoring their food?
  5. A booty-ful mug for all your warm beverage needs, Look Human for $14.99
    Hot butts on a mug? Yes please!
  6. Subtle floral-dick pillow, Look Human for $27.99
    This beautiful pillow seems innocent until you look closer and discover all the hidden phalluses. It’s like a beautiful optical illusion—with dicks!
  7. A saucy candle that’s meant to smell like hot, hot sex, CheekyMint on Etsy for $9.99
    This cheeky candle is aptly named “Let’s Get Naked,” and smells like fresh sheets, cologne, and hot sex!
  8. A sexy cross-stitch, FishyStitch on Etsy for $25
    Nothing makes a room cozier than with a quaint little cross-stitch proudly announcing “We Have Sex In This Room.”
  9. A sugary take on the Kama Sutra for anyone with a sweet tooth, She Bop the Shop for $10
    What better way to celebrate the Kama Sutra than with cookies? Make and eat all your favorite sex positions with these naughty cookie cutters!

Want to gift yourself with something naughty? Let’s get playful and fun!

Check out more naughty and playful gifts here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/annaborges/the-naughty-list