Tinder Will Give 500 Lucky Matches Free COVID Tests

Horny singles on Tinder looking to get lucky might get even luckier. The hook-up app announced it will send  500 matched couples (1,000 users) home COVID-19 test kits from Everywell.  Tinder members in the continental US can request a pair of kits, one for them and one for a match they’re excited to meet in-person.

“The pandemic has created no shortage of dating obstacles, but we think our members are pretty optimistic about getting back out there,” said Tinder. She cited Jan. 3, this year’s Dating Sunday, as proof of the happy couple’s… ahem, eagerness: Members swiped 3.4 billion times that day, one of the busiest in the pandemic. “We’re excited to be working with Everlywell to make it easier for our members to go and meet their matches safely,” Tinder continued.

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Check out more about Tinder giving 500 lucky matches free COVID tests: https://mashable.com/article/tinder-covid-19-home-test-kits-everlywell/

Church Treasurer Accused Of Stealing $150k For Porn

A Pennsylvania church treasurer is accused of stealing over $150,000 from his church to fuel his addiction to porn. The man allegedly stole the funds from Saint Paul Lutheran Church, claiming the money was going toward church bills and charity. He is accused of using the cash on adult entertainment sites—leaving the church on the brink of shutdown.

“None of this was going to charity at all. It’s going to his own personal enjoyment and his own personal use,” a church official said. The man told police he is addicted to online porn and could not help his compulsive behavior. He was charged this week with theft and deception.

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Check out more about a church treasurer stealing $150k from his church for porn: https://nypost.com/2021/03/11/pa-church-treasurer-accused-of-stealing-150k-to-fuel-porn-addiction/

Anti-Vaxxer Tweeted Fake Doctor’s Quote From A Porn Star

Adult entertainer Johnny Sins is a very good “doctor”—of fucking. He’s so good, in fact, that prominent conspiracy theorist Naomi Wolf tweeted a fake anti-vax quote from “doctor ” Sins. Wolf, who dedicates much of her Twitter feed to retweeting anti-vax and anti-mask propaganda, thought he was a real doctor when she saw him in medical scrubs.

A reporter played a prank on Wolf with a fabricated quote and a photo of Sins—who has appeared in hundreds of films including Creampie Diaries and the Double D-Tention series. “Hello Dr. Wolf, huge fan of your work. Admire your outspokenness,” the reporter wrote. The quote, attributed to “Dr. John Sims, MD,” reads, “If a vaccine is effective, then why do you need to pressure people to take it? Informed consent means letting patients make their own choices”—Wolf took the bait and retweeted it.

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Check out more about an anti-vaxxer retweeting porn star “Dr.” Johnny Sins: https://www.dailydot.com/debug/naomi-wolf-johnny-sins-covid-tweet/

Documentary ‘Me And My Penis’ Breaks Taboos On National TV

A new documentary aired in the UK aimed at tackling taboos around dicks is receiving praise from viewers and critics alike. “Me and My Penis” shows star artist Ajamu X as he takes nude portraits of men and talks to them—about their dicks. The program is the first time an erect penis has been shown on national TV in the UK.

While the documentary was considered controversial due to its explicit nature, a number of viewers shared positive opinions about it on social media. “It’s powerful, it’s moving and it’s about 20 years too late. Men’s bodies are NEVER spoken about/celebrated in this way. Definitely a very important documentary that all men should watch,” an audience member tweeted in support. An Executive Producer said: “It’s been exhilarating working with Ajamu and a brilliant cast of courageous and honest men, prepared to share their most formative and intimate experiences—so often not heard.”

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Check out more about the new documentary “Me and My Penis”: https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/me-and-my-penis-channel-4-watch-reaction-men-sex-masculinity-a9698041.html

Suzanne Somers Fucks Three Times A Day During The Pandemic

Suzanne Somers has been keeping busy during the pandemic. The “Three’s Company” star once again discussed her active sex life, saying she’s been “having a lot of sex” while in quarantine with her husband. “I’m in the mood. He’s in the mood. Sometimes it’s once a day. Sometimes later in the day, you’re in the mood again because what are you going to do during this pandemic?” she said.

“But what time is it, like noon? I’ve had sex with him three times so far today. What is it about 4:30 in the morning that suddenly, there he is? I’m going, ‘Could you just wait until the sun comes up?’” she adds. Somers revealed racy details about her sex life while isolated due to the pandemic, saying, “I have a husband who I inject every Tuesday with testosterone and Wednesday’s a very good day.”

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Check out more about Suzanne Somers having sex three times a day during the pandemic: https://pagesix.com/2021/03/20/suzanne-somers-and-husband-have-sex-three-times-before-noon/

Tasty Teaser: Guided Masturbation

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Stopping and starting, how fast, how slow, how hard, how soft. There’s countless combinations of the directions you can give to them. Many callers are into edging themselves for a long time before they even pick up the phone, so they are no strangers to stopping and starting and being able to control their orgasm. Is guided masturbation one of your favorite ways to masturbate? That is one thing that you cannot do yourself. You need someone else to do the instructing and surprise you with their directions. Not all men are interested in this of course, but for the ones that are, they genuinely enjoy someone else taking over the action, so to speak.

Some callers are hoping the lady they call will be up for some fun and the man wants to guide their masturbation. Not all operators are up for this sort of interaction, but some certainly are and will delight at your telling them what to do to themselves. Messaging them beforehand and asking if they are willing to do this certainly will improve your chances of it happening on a call for you. All operators also have their own style, so while you may call several different ladies, they will each have their own distinct methods they use for guided masturbation. If this sounds like it’s right up your alley, why not give it a try on NiteFlirt… you just might like it!

‘WAP’ Performance At The Grammys Features X-Rated Pole Dancing

Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion’s live, ultra-raunchy performance of WAP at the Grammys did not disappoint. It featured X-rated pole-dancing by the pair wearing thongs and lingerie in their ode to Wet Ass Pussies. The pair gyrated, mimicked scissoring and other sex positions, and twerked on a huge bed with pink satin sheets.

Cardi B lay on her back, spread her legs wide in the air while other dancers below the bed did the same. Not surprisingly, the performance led to backlash from conservatives online, with many labeling the performance “hardcore” porn. One critic went so far as to say, “Virtually, what we were looking at last night was a lesbian sex scene being simulated on television.”

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Check out more about the X-rated WAP performance at the Grammys: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9365767/Anti-porn-group-slams-Cardi-B-Megan-Thee-Stallions-explicit-pole-dancing-performance-Grammys.html

‘Westworld’-Style Sex Dolls Coming Within 10 Years

Screen Capture: RUPTLY TV

Walking, talking, feeling “Westworld”-style sex dolls will be ready for action within 10 years, RealDoll confirmed recently. Dolls available now can smile, moan and hold a conversation—but soon they will be able to move around on their own, and feel sensation and respond in kind. RealDoll told fans on its site that it is working on dolls that can walk on their own as well as have a more realistic voice (current dolls sound like Amazon’s Alexa).

A representative added that the next generation of AI sex robots will also have sensors in its erogenous zones that respond to human touch. “The AI will know what you’re doing to her body and will respond accordingly,” RealDoll said. “I predict this will be a major breakthrough in synthetic sexual companionship.” 

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Check out more about walking, talking, feeling sex dolls: https://nypost.com/2021/03/20/expect-walking-talking-feeling-sex-dolls-coming-within-10-years/