Scientists Want To Send 6.7 Million Sperm Samples To The Moon

Scientists have ambitions for repopulating our species—with a sperm bank on the moon. In what they’re calling a “modern global insurance policy,” mechanical engineers have proposed establishing a repository of 6.7 million sperm samples via 250 rocket launches to the moon. The proposed bank, or “ark,” would be beneath the moon’s surface.

“Earth is naturally a volatile environment,” said the study’s author, whose team at the University of Arizona submitted their report, “Lunar Pits and Lava Tubes for a Modern Ark.” The planetary “exodus” would store sperm in recently discovered lunar “pits” from which scientists believe lava once flowed billions of years ago. The “ark” would then cryogenically preserve the samples in the event of global disaster: “We save them for another day,” the author said.

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Check out more about scientists wanting to establish a sperm bank on the moon: https://nypost.com/2021/03/11/scientists-want-to-build-a-sperm-bank-on-the-moon/

Popular OnlyFans Adult Star Has Two Vaginas

A former escort born with two vaginas is blowing up on OnlyFans. The Australian woman has an extremely rare condition called uterus didelphys, which means she has two vaginas, wombs and cervixes. She recently revealed what it’s like to have two pussies: “I was a sex worker and escort so I would use one for work and one for my personal life, which was really handy.”

She added, “I used to joke that one was for work and one was for my boyfriend so that’s not cheating.” The woman is in the top 0.18 percent of OnlyFans earners in the world, often filming foursomes with her fiance and her girlfriends. The couple recently discovered they were expecting their first baby together—after shooting a sex scene with two of her close girlfriends.

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Check out more about an X-rated OnlyFans’ star with two pussies: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9348477/Pregnant-former-escort-Evelyn-born-TWO-vaginas.html

There’s Now Exercise Porn

If you’re into sex fitness, there’s a new porn studio you’ll love: Cardiogasm. Studio Cardiogasm is spicing up workouts with X-rated fitness videos. The XXX performers love staying fit and having sex, so they’re mixing the best of both worlds.

Cardiogasm features crazy positions, toned bodies, and lots of sweat at the new Adult Time studio dedicated to sexy exercise. This studio has eight videos all featuring beautiful models using medicine balls, yoga mats, and resistance bands, with many videos focusing on increasing sexual stamina. There are also videos showing models working out and then participating in solo masturbation.

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Check out more about a new porn studio combining fitness and sex: https://www.dailydot.com/nsfw/reviews/cardiogasm-review/

Paris Hilton Says A Company Wanted To Make Sex Dolls That Look ‘Exactly Like’ Her

It seems one sex doll company is very into Paris Hilton—at least her sex tape. The star recently revealed an X-rated business proposition she received. She said in a virtual interview, “This company wanted to make Paris Hilton sex dolls which were like – looked exactly like me.”

The “indecent proposal” came following her now infamous sex tape, “One Night in Paris.” Not surprisingly, she responded with, “You know, this is the last thing I’m going to want to do.” She thought the Paris Hilton sex dolls were “creepy,” saying, “That was definitely no – I can’t even believe they came with me with that request.”

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Check out more about a company wanting to make Paris Hilton sex dolls: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-9353295/Paris-Hilton-says-company-pitched-make-sex-dolls-looked-exactly-like-her.html

Suit Company’s Racy Ad Featuring An Orgy Goes Viral On Twitter

A suit company’s NSFW ad is only “suitable” for risque customers. The menswear ad featuring 10 scantily clad models in an orgy-like, fuck-fest scene has Twitter going wild. The promotional campaign, called “The New Normal,” features models kissing, licking and groping each other en masse.

The campaign’s title and X-rated imagery are likely symbols of hope for a future with less social distancing since the rollout of COVID-19 vaccines is underway. Glistening wet tongues, dripping saliva and bulging crotches steal the show—rendering the actual suits nearly invisible in the photos. One shot does, however, feature a man dressed in a suit—getting frisky with a near-nude woman.

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Check out more about a suit company’s orgy-like ad: https://nypost.com/2021/03/05/suit-supply-ad-that-looks-like-an-orgy-causes-twitter-frenzy/

Former Police Office Starts An OnlyFans Page, Makes A Million In One Day

A former cop in the UK found out recently that crime really does not pay. She quit her job as a police officer to start a career modeling lingerie online—and is already a millionaire. The British previously-police has been making up to £150,000 every month after starting an OnlyFans page.

The former police officer quit the force after just one year because she disliked the male-dominated working environment. She started posting regularly on OnlyFans and her income skyrocketed after a year of earning £10,000 a month, with her now pocketing between £115,000 and £150,000 a month—racking up £1.3 million. Charlotte is now in the top 0.09 percent of creators of OnlyFans, keeping fans hooked with her risque pics.

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Check out more about a former police officer making a million on OnlyFans: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9337843/Woman-millionaire-TWO-YEARS-starting-OnlyFans.html

Women Share The Sex Moves They Wish Men Didn’t Copy From Porn

Not everything you see in porn should be reproduced in real life. Women everywhere can attest. Here are 9 things they wish men would stop copying from porn.

  1. “Thinking that we orgasm from two minutes of penetration alone.”
    Life ain’t like the movies, folks!
  2. “If there’s anything we should agree on, it’s the lack of moaning. I really don’t get how men can be so silent, but when they aren’t, it’s the BIGGEST turn on.”
    Yes!
  3. “I really don’t understand the appeal of dick slapping. Help me understand.”
    To each (dick) their own?
  4. “What kind of porn are they watching that makes them think fingering is so aggressive? Take it easy!”
    Less is more.
  5. “Going faster when you tell them something feels good/you’re gonna cum. Pro tip: Don’t change a goddamn thing. Keep up the same pace.”
    Preach!
  6. “Asking what’s the biggest dick I’ve ever had. Why do you care? This ain’t a dick-measuring contest.”
    So true.
  7. “Spitting on genitals. Just DON’T. Or at least don’t without asking.”
    This should be a PSA…
  8. “Pulling my hair like the friggin’ reins on an irritable horse kills the mood for me. When you yank my head back like you’re about to waterboard me, I won’t enjoy anything after and you’ll owe me a chiropractor for a month.”
    Watch the neck, guys!
  9. “Calling someone a ‘whore’ or a ‘bitch’ without checking if they’re into it.”
    Just rude. 

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Check out more about what women don’t want men to copy from porn: https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/sex-moves-men-copy-porn