Art Installation Asks People To Find The Clit On A Giant Pussy

Move over monoliths depicting giant wooden dicks, now there’s a giant pussy in Brazil. The sculpture is of a bright red vulva nestled into a hill in an art park in Brazil’s Mata Sul Pernambucana, according to a Facebook post by the artist, Juliana Notari. The title of the work is Diva and it is a crevice, dug into the dirt “measuring 33 meters high, by 16 meters wide and 6 meters deep” covered in concrete and resin.

Notari also explained on her Facebook post that the sculpture was intended to inspire a dialogue on “issues that refer to gender issues from a female perspective”—mainly, the issue of finding the clit. Brazil’s conservative president and noted hater of art Jair Bolsonaro has not commented on the enormous pussy. This giant pussy sculpture should be required viewing—though it’s hard to miss!

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Check out more about an art installation depicting a giant pussy: https://jezebel.com/art-installation-begs-the-question-will-men-finally-be-1845993210?utm_campaign=Jezebel&utm_

Man Wins Lawsuit Against Parents For Throwing Out His Porn Collection

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A man has won a lawsuit against his parents for getting rid of his pornography collection worth $25,000. The forty-something-year-old sued his parents after they threw out “a trove of pornography and an array of sex toys” from their home in Grand Haven, Michigan. The parents must now pay damages to their son for an amount which is yet to be determined.

The man kept a detailed record of how much money he spent on the porn, most of which was from the 80s and 90s. He listed more than 400 VHS tapes and 1,600 DVDs that he said they had thrown out. He is now demanding triple that amount as punishment for “wanton destruction of property,” which included over twelve moving boxes of vintage porn.

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Check out more about a man winning a lawsuit against his parents for throwing out his porn stash: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9067801/Parents-lose-lawsuit-destruction-sons-porn-stash.html

8 Ridiculous Things Men Said After Sex

Sometimes during sex, you just say things—but how about afterward? It turns out the moments following casual sex can be pretty ridiculous. A TikTok user asked people to share “the worst thing a man said to you immediately after sex,” and it’s now trending. 

  1. A guy said to get dressed and call her own Uber because he had another girl coming to hook up in the next 10 minutes.
    Oof!
  2. A woman lost her virginity to a guy who said (immediately after they finished), “Are you sure you didn’t want to wait for someone who cared about you?”
    Tell her how you really feel…
  3. A woman asked a guy if he could make her orgasm after he finished, and he started laughing and said, “I’m not a prostitute.”
    Bless his heart?
  4. This guy went into the next room where his friends were sitting, imitated looking around for something, then said, “Oh shit, I think I lost my virginity in there.”
    Come on, guy!
  5. A guy hooked up with a man who hurried him out of the house after they finished because his wife was coming home.
    Seriously?
  6. The guy got off of a girl after lasting 35 seconds, then said, “Well, that’s all folks.”
    What a (Porky) pig!
  7. A guy fist-bumped her “coochie” after she lost her virginity to him.
    Way to go?
  8. A guy said to a girl, “Is it bad that I want you to leave?”
    Yes!

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Check out more ridiculous things men said after sex: https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/things-people-said-after-sex

Australian Health Authorities Give Bizarre COVID Sex Advice

Australia’s government has released a bizarre list of Covid-safe guidelines for the bedroom that has citizens scratching their heads. One bewildering suggestion in particular: staying 1.5 meters apart during sex. “Sadly, sex with someone outside of your household or bubble still carries risk and is not recommended due to the 1.5 metre physical distancing in place,” the government website states.

NSW Health goes on to recommend “mutual masturbation” or the act of pleasuring yourself in front of a partner while keeping a physical distance. Other tips include to wash sex toys before and after use and to use condoms and dental dams. Another suggestion is “hot messaging” or getting intimate over phone or video chats.

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Check out more about Australia’s strange new COVID sex guide: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9126281/BIZARRE-sex-advice-health-authorities-giving-Australians.html

Cult Expert Mistakes Fetish Porn For ‘Highly Sophisticated Mind Control’

Dr. Steven Hassan, author of The Cult of Trump and specialist in the intervention and rescue of people ensnared by cults, needed to be schooled about sissy hypnosis porn. Hassan seems to think it’s a genuine attempt at brainwashing people, which fetishists found hilarious. In response to a tweet announcing that Pornhub is removing unverified content from its site, Hassan said: “I hope they are deleting all hypnosis videos. I watched two videos to convince people they were another gender. What I saw was highly sophisticated mind control.”

The genre of erotic hypnosis Hassan is talking about is known as sissification, a fetish that usually involves cis men being “forced” in a number of different ways—blackmail, hypnosis, kidnapping fantasies—to dress and behave like highly sexed caricatures of women. Most people familiar with sissy porn responded to Hassan’s tweet with humor: “Buddy this is main,” one Twitter user jokingly reminded him. Another said, “I’m curious if these were my videos, sir. If so, do you have any tips for my viewership on how they can escape my evil clutches?”

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Check out more about a cult expert confusing fetish porn with mind control: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/steven-hassan-sissy-hypno-porn-mind-control/

Porn Star Booted From Instagram After ‘Joking’ About Sex With Platform’s CEO

A popular porn star had her account removed after she joked about having sex with Instagram’s CEO. Kendra Sunderland, who had a verified account and 2.2 million followers at the time, posted a topless photo to Instagram, which the automated system did not find in violation of community guidelines. Sunderland claimed her posts weren’t removed because she was “blowing” the “CEO of Instagram.”

After posting a few topless photos without consequences, Sunderland went live on her Instagram Story, drinking White Claw off a dildo, and made similar claims. The social media platform issued a statement saying “[Sunderland’s] account violated our policies and we’ve now removed it. This person has no connection to executives at our company, and claims that she received preferential treatment are baseless.” Sunderland later confessed she was simply joking around on Instagram after drinking a few White Claws and clarified she has never even met the CEO.

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Check out more about a porn star booted from Instagram after claiming she had sex with the CEO: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/kendra-sunderland-instagram/

Survey Finds Cheaters Want COVID Vaccine So They Can Have ‘Responsible’ Affairs

Players are gonna play—even during a pandemic. A new survey from an extramarital affairs site found four out of 10 cheaters would like to receive a COVID-19 vaccine so they can “responsibly continue having in-person affairs.” The affairs dating site said, “With a potential solution to a seemingly never-ending pandemic within our reach and infidelity proving itself to be instrumental in lasting marriages, it would make sense that many of our members would want to receive the vaccine.”

In a separate study, the site found that 41 percent of cheaters sought out their first affair due to boredom under shelter-in-place orders. Moreover, 63 percent of members said they partook in an affair just as much or more often than they did in 2019. As one user says, “There was nothing about a 24/7 lockdown in my wedding vows. Even though we have a good relationship, he can’t fulfill me the way I need to be, so quarantine has actually made me want to connect with outside partners even more so than beforehand.”

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Check out more about a survey finding cheaters want the COVID vaccine to continue cheating: https://nypost.com/2020/12/16/survey-finds-cheaters-want-covid-19-vaccine-so-they-can-have-responsible-affairs/

‘Bad Sex In Fiction’ Award Canceled For 2020

The judges of the annual Bad Sex in Fiction award decided to spare readers this year from the usual cringeworthy passages. It seems fictional bad sex is just too much for folks to handle in the hellish coronavirus pandemic-stricken year of 2020. The judges of the annual prize “felt that the public had been subjected to too many bad things this year to justify exposing it to bad sex as well,” the magazine said.

“With lockdown regulations giving rise to all manner of novel sexual practices, the judges anticipate a rash of entries next year. Authors are reminded that cybersex and other forms of home entertainment fall within the purview of this award,” a spokesperson for the judges said in a statement. “Scenes set in fields, parks or back yards, or indoors with the windows open and fewer than six people present will not be exempt from scrutiny either,” the spokesperson added. Since 1993, the Bad Sex in Fiction Award has honored the year’s “most outstandingly awful scene of sexual description in an otherwise good novel”—past winners include Tom Wolfe and Morrissey.

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Check out more about the Bad Sex in Fiction award getting canceled for 2020: https://nypost.com/2020/12/08/no-bad-sex-in-fiction-award-in-2020/

There’s Now COVID-Test Fetishists

There really is a fetish for everything—even COVID-19 tests. Some people genuinely derive pleasure from being deeply nasal-swabbed for the coronavirus. “It’s kind of like when you eat something spicy, and it clears your sinuses,” says one fetishist about why he enjoys the interaction with his “nussy”—a mashup of “nose” and “pussy.”

“I was almost mad the most recent time I got a swab because I felt like they were too gentle,” said a fetishist, comparing the sensation of being swabbed to drinking LaCroix too fast and getting bubbles in your nose. “Got my covid test and honestly it felt good. They did my nussy RIGHT. Might do it for fun again soon,” one fan tweeted. “The most action i’ve been getting is the nurse hitting my nussy during covid tests,” said another kinky tweet.

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Check out more about COVID-19 test fetishists: https://nypost.com/2020/12/22/too-gentle-covid-test-fans-love-getting-deep-nose-swabs/

Hot Mic Catches LA Sheriff’s Deputy Having Sex At Universal Studios

An on-duty Los Angeles County sheriff’s deputy allegedly had sex with a woman near the Bates Motel section of the Universal Studios lot—and accidentally left his microphone on for a dispatcher to hear a blow-by-blow of the fuck fest. There’s a clip of the X-rated encounter between the unnamed deputy and a woman near the section of the lot in Universal City devoted to the Alfred Hitchcock classic. “Oh,” the giggling woman moans at one point. “Oh, my goodness!”

A female dispatcher then alerts the deputy that he had an “open mic” as the woman continues to moan and breathe heavily. The deputy does not respond to the dispatcher—and it’s unclear whether he was inside his patrol cruiser or was outside the vehicle nearby. This is the X-rated way to get some excitement at Universal Studios…

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Check out more about a LA sheriff accidentally leaving his mic on while having sex at Universal Studios: https://nypost.com/2020/12/23/open-mic-catches-la-deputy-having-sex-at-universal-studios/