Couples Seek Genital “Matchmaking” To Improve Lockdown Sex

One plastic surgeon is bringing isolated lovers closer together—literally. Couples are clamoring to undergo “genital matchmaking” by enhancing their dicks and pussies to achieve the “perfect fit.” The Glancey Medical Associates founder explained that “men who frequently masturbate find it difficult to climax during intercourse with a woman” because their hand is more of a “perfect fit” than their partner’s pussy.

To help, Glancey said she can increase men’s penis girth with filler or even fat from their own body. Female counterparts also can undergo a “combination of a nonsurgical vaginal tightening and surgical labiaplasty” (think lip reduction and fillers but for down under), according to Glancey, who assesses each couple individually to ensure the ideal match. “Couples now are more educated about what makes them enjoy their sex life even more,” said the cosmetic surgeon. “And one of the things they seek is that perfect fit, like a glove on your hand or a key in a keyhole.”

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Check out more about “genital matchmaking”: https://nypost.com/2020/08/05/couples-seek-genital-matchmaking-to-improve-lockdown-sex/

Twitter Hacker’s Virtual Court Hearing Is “Zoombombed” By Porn

A virtual court hearing for a teenager accused of masterminding the hacking of celebrity accounts on Twitter was infiltrated by people playing porn. The hacker faced a bond court hearing via Zoom where he pleaded not guilty to 30 felony counts of fraud leveled against him for the Twitter hack. The hearing had to be temporarily suspended when “Zoombombers” posing as journalists joined the video meeting room and started playing a porn video.

The meeting was halted just moments after a gay porn video of two men—one blindfolded—eating ass appeared on screen. The “Zoombombers” were able to infiltrate the hearing because there were no settings in place to mute people or to stop individuals from sharing their screens. The hacker is accused of masterminding the hacking of celebrity accounts on Twitter, including those of Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Bill Gates and Elon Musk to solicit bitcoins from unsuspecting victims—we guess the ass-eating gave him a little “taste” of his own medicine?

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Check out more about a hacker getting Zoombombed with porn during his court hearing: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8596449/Zoom-court-hearing-Florida-Twitter-hack-teen-overrun-porn-videos.html

Gwyneth Paltrow Reveals Rob Lowe’s Wife Taught Her How To Give Blowjobs

Gwyneth Paltrow shared a very intimate story with Rob Lowe about his wife on his podcast recently. The Goop mogul chatted with the Parks and Rec star and revealed that his wife, makeup artist Sheryl Berkoff, taught her how to give blowjobs. Gwyneth met Sheryl in her teens: “First of all, she was dating Keanu Reeves, who was my celebrity crush. And she was so cool.”

She continued, “And she knew that I was sneaking cigarettes, and she would come smoke with me behind the trailer, and she taught me how to give a blowjob.” For Gwyneth “It was less about remembering the technique. Although I’m sure that I implemented it the first chance I got… It was so cool to have someone treat me like an adult and see me as like a young woman and someone who is sexual.” Right on!

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Check out more about Gwyneth Paltrow learning how to give a blow job from Rob Lowe’s wife: https://www.buzzfeed.com/shylawatson/gwyneth-paltrow-rob-lowe-wife-blowjobs

Singles Share Their Rules For Fucking After Lockdown

As lockdown restrictions loosen across the US, horny singles are excitedly diving back into the hook-up scene. But before they can get busy, they’re laying down some ground rules. “It’s almost like having a conversation about STDs, but now it’s coronavirus,” says a frisky college student.

One single male says his criteria is somewhat lax:  “I wanted to be reasonably sure they weren’t having orgies,” he says. He admits that he “wasn’t paranoid” about getting back out there because “I was horny and lonely.” He adds, “The risk outweighs the reward. But if a cutie with a booty messaged me — I would be hard pressed to say ‘no.’”

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Check out more about singles sharing their rules for fucking after lockdown: https://nypost.com/2020/07/10/singles-share-their-rules-for-getting-frisky-after-coronavirus-lockdown/

Steamy New Netflix Show “Dark Desire” Features Hot Sex

Fans can’t get enough of Netflix’s steamiest title yet, “Dark Desire.” The series features a married mother who has an illicit weekend of passion with a younger man. The drama includes scenes of “wrestling” and nude murder, lots of shower sequences, and even a fuck fest in a car repair shop.

One sequence involves a dream where her husband Leonardo (Jorge Poza) catches her having another dalliance with Darío in the pool and pulls a gun on them. Leonardo himself is also having an affair with Edith (Paulina Matos), his assistant. The 18-episode drama has been compared to the infamously raunchy Polish film “365 Days,” which includes BDSM and voyeurism kink scenes.

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Check out more about the hot sex scenes in ‘Dark Desire’: https://nypost.com/2020/07/17/is-netflixs-raunchy-dark-desire-the-antidote-to-sleazy-365-days/

Sexpert Advises BDSM In Quarantine

Quarantine horniness is reaching its climax, which is why one sex therapist has a safe solution: BDSM. She says, “Kink or sensation play means taking into account all of your sensations and really amplifying those,” including “sensory deprivation, which is very sexy and has been happening for a long time.” Her advice comes from a larger primer by the Chicago Tribune on sex during the coronavirus pandemic—which mentions that kissing can be a high-risk activity during foreplay.

She also advises people with more than one sexual partner to be fully open and honest about their sexual interactions with others: “I think folks in the polyamorous community might have a leg up on more monogamous folks these days because they’re used to over-communication about consent and safer sex practices.” As for sex itself, she recommends positions that aren’t face-to-face, such as anal sex or doggy style, as well as dental dams and condoms. Her most important piece of advice is good hygiene: “sex toys, countertops, bed frames, bathroom, or anything else that you and your partner might have come into contact with before, during and after sex.”

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Check out more about a sexpert recommending BDSM during quarantine: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/coronavirus-sex-bdsm/

NYC Metro Station Websites Feature X-Rated Search Results

New York City’s Metro-North’s Hudson line is known for its stunning views—but nothing like this. Google searches for at least 15 Metro-North Stations produce official MTA websites with “Flirtatious Anal Dildo For Cock Hungry Blonde Slut” tacked onto the title. The list of stations now posing as porn clips includes 14 along the Hudson line, along with the Harlem line.

An MTA rep blamed Google for the glitch: “This is offensive and inappropriate language that is being generated by a Google search algorithm.” The spokesman added in the statement, “There is no issue with the MTA’s website. We reached out to Google yesterday to ask them to fix this immediately. Google needs to fix this now.” A Google rep explained that the company’s search engine algorithm fills in web page titles with words from other pages that link to it—though typically censors explicit content.

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Check out more about NYC Metro’s websites featuring porn: https://nypost.com/2020/07/27/mta-websites-for-metro-north-stations-feature-x-rated-searches/

More People Cheating With Online Affairs During Lockdown

A new study shows people are still having naughty affairs during lockdown—they’ve just moved online. The study called “Infidelity in the Time of COVID-19” revealed that approximately 25% of all marriages experience infidelity, but now more than ever before, couples are engaging in extramarital affairs. Cheaters are using dating apps, where they can browse for hookups safely and subtly, the researchers found.

“Individuals who are dissatisfied in their current relationship are more likely to explore alternative options and the increased stress from the pandemic may be contributing to more negative perceptions for individuals of both their partner and their relationship,” they wrote. The findings are backed up by infidelity website AshleyMadison.com, which reported an uptick in new accounts created at an average rate of 17,000 per day since the pandemic started. The authors also cited data from the Kinsey Institute, which found that about 13% of people currently in a relationship have reached out to an ex-lover during the pandemic.

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Check out more about how people are cheating online during lockdown: https://nypost.com/2020/07/15/more-people-having-online-affairs-during-lockdown-study-finds/

Hamburg’s Prostitutes Protest The Closure Of The City’s Legal Brothels

Prostitutes demonstrated in Hamburg’s red light district to demand that Germany’s brothels be allowed to reopen after months of closures amid the coronavirus lockdown. The country, which has been widely praised for its rapid coronavirus response, is keeping brothels closed while allowing shops, restaurants and bars to open again. Sex workers in Germany—where prostitution is legal—say they are being singled out and deprived of their livelihoods despite not posing a greater health risk.

The Association of Sex Workers said brothels could easily incorporate pandemic safety measures adopted by other industries, including face masks, ventilating premises and recording visitors’ contact details. “Prostitution does not carry a greater risk of infection than other close-to-body services, like massages, cosmetics or even dancing or contact sports,” the association said in a statement. “Hygiene is part of the business in prostitution.”

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Check out more about sex workers protesting brothel closures in Germany: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8514611/Hamburg-sex-workers-demand-Germanys-brothels-reopen.html

Users Admit They Want To Fuck Amazon’s Alexa

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In case you thought the coronavirus lockdown wasn’t making people desperate enough, people are now apparently getting turned on by Amazon’s Alexa. According to sex toy company We-Vibe, which surveyed about 1,000 participants about their robotic sexual preferences, 28% of people said Alexa makes them horny. Since users aren’t leaving the house during the pandemic, Alexa, situated conveniently in many peoples’ bedrooms, is perfect for companionship during solitary evenings.

Experts say that Alexa’s signature smooth voice is a turn-on—especially during these anxious times. Sexperts say, “It has that low, sexy tone. People associate a sexy voice with low tones to it, and her voice has that. That can be part of what’s turning guys on and making them attracted to her.” But Alexa fetishists should be forewarned: Amazon might be listening to you talking dirty to the digital help…

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Check out more about people getting turned on by Alexa: https://nypost.com/2020/07/21/28-percent-of-users-admit-theyre-attracted-to-amazons-alexa-study/