Huge Post-Coronavirus Orgy Planned To End “Longest Dry Spell In History”

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A couple gave their neighbors something to look forward to with a flyer advertising an Avengers-themed “Post Pandemic Pan-Philadelphia Orgy.” While the event started as a joke, the pair have received so many inquiries that they now intend to actually host it. “Humanity is currently in the middle of the largest dry spell in all of history, that’s what inspired the flyers,” the couple says.

“It may seem strange to advertise an orgy in such a public way, but yes, we wanted to bring a smile to our neighbors’ faces,” they add. As for the Avengers theme, “We just like spandex, bodysuits and tights. It seemed like a sexy, easy theme, and since this is new for us, it felt good to have some direction.” But, really, what the orgy comes down to is this: “We just want something to look forward to.”

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Check out more about a huge post-coronavirus orgy: https://nypost.com/2020/05/28/post-coronavirus-orgy-planned-after-historical-dry-spell/

Celebrate National Masturbation Month With Thousands Of People Online

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May was National Masturbation Month, which means you can celebrate the act of self-love with thousands of other horny people online. With social distancing limiting sex options, porn star Erika Lust is bringing people together with a Worldwide Masturbation Session. The session is the culmination of Lust’s 31-day masturbation challenge, in which Lust created a calendar full of different sex education guides and videos — by herself and others — for those who wanted to participate.

She also debuted a collection of masturbation-centric films for the occasion. Now, her National Masturbation Month celebration is climaxing (pun intended!) in what she and her team hope to be a record-breaking online masturbation session. The session will go live on Lust’s site XConfessions for all horny participants, even well after the month is over.

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Check out more about the Worldwide Masturbation Session: https://mashable.com/article/worldwide-masturbation-session-erika-lust/

There’s Now “A Bug’s Life” Fleshlight

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An artist wants to ruin your childhood with his naughty sex toy: “A Bug’s Life” Fleshlight. Heimlich, the Pixar movie’s chunky caterpillar with a ribbed exterior and plump lips, is uncannily shaped for a Fleshlight. The Austin-based artist brought the joke to (bug’s) life when he painted over an actual Fleshlight with a caterpillar-inspired pattern, formed Heimlich’s face out of a silicone mold, and colored over his features with permanent marker to emulate Heimlich’s rosy cheeks.

He put Heimlick on sale for $2,000: “This is kind of the holy grail when it comes to promotional items,” the artist said in an Instagram video. “This is an original, limited edition ‘A Bug’s Life’ Heimlich Fleshlight…It came out during its release, they probably only released a couple dozen of them.” While his eBay listing has 0 bids so far — it’s worth noting that the Fleshlight is non-functional, as Heimlich’s mouth is sealed closed — the listing went viral on TikTok with over 52,000 likes. 

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Check out more about ‘A Bug’s Life’ Fleshlight: https://mashable.com/article/a-bugs-life-fleshlight-heimlich-caterpillar/

Dutch Government Urges Lonely Citizens To Find A “Sex Buddy”

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Horny Dutch citizens should find a “sex buddy” to help overcome loneliness during lockdown, according to the Dutch government. The National Institute for Public Health and the Environment (RIVM) had been criticized for not offering “sex advice for singles” during the pandemic. So to rectify the situation, they urged citizens to find a fuck buddy!

“It makes sense that as a single [person] you also want to have physical contact” during the pandemic, the RIVM said. The agency told people to avoid sex if one person suspects they have coronavirus, but added: “meet with the same person to have physical or sexual contact (for example, a cuddle buddy or ‘sex buddy’), provided you are free of illness.” The RIVM also said citizens should have “sex with yourself or with others at a distance is possible,” suggesting “erotic stories” and “masturbating together.”

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Check out more about the Dutch government telling citizens to find a fuck buddy: https://nypost.com/2020/05/16/dutch-government-to-lonely-citizens-on-lockdown-find-a-sex-buddy/

The Bachelor’s Abbie Chatfield Admits She Fucks Within 25 Minutes Of First Meeting

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Bachelor star Abbie Chatfield—who once said she “went on a dick spree” after being dumped on the show—has more shocking confessions about her racy sex life. The sexy star confessed that she propositions men for sex within just 25 minutes of meeting them: “When I’m out and I meet someone, I’ll talk to them for 25 minutes and then I’m like, ‘Do you want to go home and have sex, or not?”‘ she said in an interview. “I don’t like to mess around. I’m not trying to be manipulative; I’m just being honest and I don’t have the patience to try and test the waters,” she added.

She also admitted that she’d taught the other women in The Bachelor mansion how to masturbate and have anal sex while they were filming the show last year. Abbie, who has the word “feminist” tattooed to her arm, also boasted about the number of people she’d fucked. “I used to have a list of people that I’d slept with. When I stopped counting it was like 50,” she said.

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Check out more about Abbie Chatfield’s hot sex life: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8342283/Abbie-Chatfield-waits-just-25-minutes-having-sex-strangers.html

Video Shows Couple Fucking In Brooklyn Subway Station

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A horny couple took advantage of the practically empty transit system to get freaky on a subway platform, a new video shows. The nearly minute-long clip, filmed by a chuckling onlooker from across the tracks, shows a man and woman going at it doggy style on the platform of the Flushing Avenue station in Brooklyn. “Yea, I don’t care, I don’t mind that shit, that shit is like PornHub to me,” the man taking the video of the raunchy couple says.

“This is New York City you see everything, you hear! Oh, he came. He fucking came. I can’t even concentrate with shit like this,” he adds. Asked about the lewd public display of affection, the MTA took pride in the cleanliness of their stations — but still discouraged people from getting down on the underground. “We are proud the subways are as clean as they’ve ever been, but no need to try them out like these geniuses,” an MTA spokesman said, adding, “Glad we announced our ultraviolet disinfecting pilot yesterday because we are going to need it on this platform.”

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Check out more about a couple getting it on in a Brooklyn subway station: https://nypost.com/2020/05/20/video-shows-couple-having-sex-in-brooklyn-subway-station/

Ron Jeremy Gives Quarantine Sex Advice

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Ron Jeremy is doing a public service for people bored sexually in quarantine. The 67-year-old porn star is doling out advice to spice up sex lives while in lockdown. He suggests using sex dolls, which feel “very lifelike”: he adds, “You add that to virtual reality, and then you’re actually having sex with what feels like a real woman.”

More importantly, Jeremy advises, people can “prepare” for “the real whopper” that will occur when they reunite in person and have sex. “Do a little dialogue … a little phone sex,” he suggests. “FaceTime where you can look at each other … while you’re actually having sex with yourself.” He suggests masturbating and using music as foreplay — specifically Beethoven’s Symphony No. 9, because “Even Beethoven had sex, too,” Jeremy says.

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Check out more of Ron Jeremy’s quarantine sex advice: 
https://pagesix.com/2020/05/18/here-are-ron-jeremys-tips-for-your-sex-life-while-in-quarantine/

FC Seoul Fills Empty Stands With Sex Dolls In Place Of Fans

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South Korean sports team FC Seoul got a hefty fine for filling their empty stands with sex dolls during their K-League match. Around 20 dolls were placed in the stadium wearing the team’s colors with the logo of SoloS, a sex toy seller. The sex dolls were placed in the arena as a substitute for fans who are not currently allowed to attend games because of the coronavirus pandemic. 

The dolls, both male and female, were seen wearing masks and were socially distanced in the stands. K-League rules state inappropriate or sexual advertisements are not permitted and officials have decided to impose a record fine, ESPN reports. “Our intention from the start was to provide even a small entertainment after it was decided that the games would be hosted behind closed doors due to coronavirus,” the team said in a statement of apology to fans.

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Check out more about a South Korean sports team using sex dolls to fill empty stands: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-8341547/FC-Seoul-slapped-record-67-000-fine-filling-stands-SEX-DOLLS-place-fans.html

Blac Chyna Produces Porn Docuseries

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Blac Chyna announced she’s producing a docuseries about adult entertainers on OnlyFans. “OnlyCam: LA” will give an in-depth look at the lives of on-camera sex workers, who have seen their earnings explode since the onset of the coronavirus pandemic. The steamy documentary produced by Chyna includes former “Bachelorette” cast member Chad Johnson, who’s recently gotten into porn—in particular, the world of foot fetishes.

“There’s some weird feet people out there,” says Johnson in the trailer, rocking a porn ’stache and wearing only a tight-fitting pair of briefs. “In the last 58 days, I have made $93,000,” Johnson adds. One performer featured in the doc, Dallas Wade, says he makes more than $100,000 a month from his work on the site, most of which features his ass: “My butt became a thing,” he says in the trailer.

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Check out more about Blac Chyna’s XXX docuseries: https://nypost.com/2020/05/15/blac-chyna-producing-nsfw-docuseries-on-porn-site-onlyfans/

Discarded Sex Doll Prompts A Crime Scene Investigation

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A sex doll looked so realistic that police were called in to investigate! It seems a sex doll discarded on the side of a road in Australia was mistaken for an actual person. The doll was spotted wrapped in a blanket beside a highway, and police initially set up a crime scene to investigate the find.

The doll had blood near by it, but investigators later determined it was road-kill and a sex doll — not a human body. A user manual naming the doll “Naomi” was found near the realistic doll, according to the report. Police are still investigating who dumped the doll—mainly out of curiosity for why anyone would toss a $6,000 sex toy…

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Check out more about a discarded sex doll prompting a crime scene investigation: https://nypost.com/2020/05/15/sex-doll-dumped-on-side-of-road-mistaken-for-human-body/