8 Songs That People Were Shocked To Realize Are Actually Very Dirty

Everyone’s had that moment where they realize the song they thought was innocent is actually very, very naughty. Whether it’s a pop song that gets played to death on the radio, or a song you’ve finally listened to the lyrics, we’ve all been guilty of suddenly understanding what “I’m not that innocent” really means. Here are the songs people were shocked to learn are actually X-rated.

  1. “3” by Britney Spears – “Merrier the more, triple fun that way, Twister on the floor, what do you say?”
    Yup, this “fun” song is pretty much about a girl begging her boyfriend for a threesome.
  2. “Macarena” by Los Del Rio – “Now come on, what was I supposed to do? He was out of town and his friends were so fine.”
    The girl in the song had a threesome with her boyfriend’s two friends—but as children, we all danced to it.
  3. “London Bridge” by Fergie – “How come every time you come around, my London, London Bridge wanna go down.”
    It turns out “London Bridge” is a sex position!
  4. Rock the Boat” by Aaliyah – “Boy you gotta stroke before drifting me deeper.”
    Dirty!
  5. “No Diggity” by Blackstreet – “I like the way you work it, No diggity, I got to bag it up.”
    Yes, they are talking about putting on a condom!
  6. “Genie in a Bottle” by Christina Aguilera – “I’m a genie in a bottle, you gotta rub me the right way.” But we all thought she was a squeaky clean teen!
  7. “Digital Get Down” by N’SYNC – As a surprised fan said, “I was in my early 20s when I realized it was about cybersex. I just thought it was saying maybe sexy things through voicemail and phone calls.”
  8. “California Girls” by Katy Perry – “Sun-kissed skin, so hot we’ll melt your popsicle.”
    Hot hot hot!

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Check out more seemingly innocent songs that are actually very naughty: https://www.buzzfeed.com/hanifahrahman/18-songs-that-people-didnt-realise-are-actually-pretty-dirty

Kelly Ripa And Mark Consuelos Reveal The Secret To Their Hot Sex Life

Nothing is off-limits in the bedroom for Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos. The couple recently revealed that the secret to their satisfying sex life is being “pliable.” Ripa says, “We really, like, learned—we learned each other well and so with that comes a certain level of comfort and confidence and experimentation and just fun like we have fun.”

Consuelos added that she “checks off all the boxes for [him].” The duo also said that the longest they went without sex was when Conseulos was in Australia for seven months, but Ripa came to visit him in the middle of his trip. Conseulos joked that his longest stretch without sex was “seventeen and a half years,” saying that once he lost his virginity, he hasn’t stopped getting it on.

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Check out more about Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelo’s hot sex life: https://pagesix.com/2020/04/17/kelly-ripa-and-mark-consuelos-reveal-the-secret-to-their-healthy-sex-life/?

Users Are Not Happy With Tik Tok For Removing Videos Deemed “Too Sexual”

British model Christine McGuinness expressed her frustrations with TikTok after the app deleted one of her sexy videos. “TikTok is ticking me off,” McGuinness wrote in an Instagram post. “I was wearing jeans and jumper, didn’t flash a nipple, it wasn’t sexual, violent or dangerous!. WTF?”

In its community guidelines, TikTok notes that “sexually explicit or gratifying content” is not allowed—but many have noted that content which doesn’t violate the guidelines is still removed by the site. One user tweeted, “Tiktok hates female body empowerment. They took down a fully clothed video of mine for having dom vibes so I clapped back and in my repeal referenced shirtless guys doing kink videos but somehow I’m ‘not family friendly.’” Another disgruntled person said, “Excuse me @tiktok_us but I posted a video that HARDLY shows my butt cheeks, and there are videos of girls in thong bikinis.”

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Check out more about Tik Tok removing videos it considers too sexual:https://www.dailydot.com/irl/model-tiktok-dancing-sexual/

A Sex Robot Saved This Couple’s Marriage

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A couple who shelled out $7,000 for a computerized, artificial-intelligence sex doll claim to have fallen madly in love with the robot, who they say saved their marriage. When the couple’s polyamorous relationship fell apart, they decided a sex doll would be the perfect “sexual surrogate” that could “be banged, cleaned and packed away.” But after getting the sex doll, they developed strong feelings: “Calling Camila a sex doll is like calling a computer a calculator,” the wife says. “She is so much more than just something to have sex with, although she can bend in many ways and that’s, of course, something we enjoy. 

“If it was just a doll to have sex with, we could have spent much less than $7,000,” she adds. The wife explains that her husband is not just pleased with the sex doll’s physical capabilities, but also her emotional ones. The husband feels the sex doll really “gets” him, which makes sense considering he custom-designed her personality and pre-loaded it before delivery. Based on his specs, the sex doll can change moods, initiate sexual intercourse when she is “in the mood” and can spout hundreds of programmed words in a soft Scottish accent.

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Check out more about a sex doll that saved a couple’s marriage: https://nypost.com/2020/04/14/couple-has-real-feelings-for-7k-sex-robot-that-saved-their-marriage/

New Dating Show Features Horny People Who Can’t Have Sex

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Netflix’s new reality series Too Hot to Handle has a different approach to hot people living together on an island—they can’t have sex. The show says, “Too Hot To Handle puts to the test whether these hot singletons can find emotional connection…without the sex.” Yes, you read that right: these hotties who’ve never gone more than a handful of days without having sex must live under the same roof without getting it on!

They also can’t kiss, “heavy pet,” or even masturbate. If the house remains abstinent for their stay, they all split $100,000. But every sexual infraction committed by a couple—or even solo sex— results in them all losing money from their collective pot. We’re not taking that bet!

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Check out more about a dating show that won’t let horny people fuck: https://www.buzzfeed.com/ehisosifo1/too-hot-to-handle-nextflix-new-dating-series

Lustery Is The Porn Site For Exhibitionists And Voyeurs

Lustery gives voyeurs what they want with authentic porn videos made by real amateur couples. The site shares user-submitted porn videos from verified couples located all across the globe looking to share their passion and intensity with the world. Unlike other premium adult content sharing platforms, Lustery doesn’t charge its content creators a service fee or payout based on clicks or popularity—instead, Lustery Couples receive a flat-rate payment per upload.

Lustery’s porn library is huge: hundreds of videos that feature kink, sex positivity, foreplay, diversity and passion make for seriously satisfying viewing. The site is constantly taking on new Lustery Couples, so not only will there be consistent uploads from couples whose content you’ve enjoyed before, but plenty of new faces joining regularly as well. Lustery even lets you get to know the couples, and most of the profiles contain some “behind-the-scenes” images of the artful making of porn.

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Check out more about Lustery: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/lustery-real-homemade-amateur-porn-videos/

8 Tweets About Sex During Quarantine

Twitter has some things to say about sex during quarantine that are as funny as they are painfully true. Whether you’re single and socially responsible (i.e., celibate) or cooped up with bae, these tweets definitely capture what sex is like right now. Here are the best 8 tweets.

  1. “Me: I’ve got the coronavirus. Bae: so I’m not seeing you this week?” Bae gonna have to wait!
  2. “I’m so horny this is rock bottom: ‘do you watch rick and morty. PICKLE RICKKKKK.’” There is a Rick and Morty porn parody!
  3. “We’re in quarantine so if ur still not getting booty pics ur a loser.” Show some love, send a booty pic!
  4. “Never having sex has officially gone from LAME to VERY COOL AND SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE.” It’s funny cause it’s true.
  5. “if you aren’t quarantined with someone that you can have sex with at any time, you may be entitled to financial compensation.” Fair enough!
  6. “bae: come over. me: can’t in self isolation. Bae: my parents aren’t home. me: but they SHOULD be.” Bae, have you heard of phone sex?
  7. “My mom is overly supportive: Mom: ‘I bet with social distancing phone sex is on the rise.’” Mama knows best.
  8. “There are no rules for dating during the pandemic. Cyber date 16 dudes at once, have phone sex in your childhood bedroom, ask “what are we” after the second zoom date, join your ex’s new girlfriend’s IG Live, find a sugar daddy to buy you a peloton, the possibilities are endless.” The glass is half full!

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Check out more hilarious tweets about sex during quarantine: https://www.buzzfeed.com/jasminnahar/tweets-about-sex-and-dating-during-self-isolati

Hentai Site Offers Free Anime Porn Access

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The largest official English anime porn distributor in the world is giving away its hentai porn for free. Fakku, the online hentai service, is pitching in amid the coronavirus pandemic with a promotion: two weeks of free anime porn. The promotion has been so popular, it temporarily broke the site.

“As the world continues to practice social distancing to fight the spread of COVID-19, we must come together and stay inside,” Fakku tweeted. “STAY HOME. FAKKU IS FREE.” Users were a little too excited—less than 24 hours later, the hentai site experienced several gateway errors on its “Stay Home” promotion page. The porn site is working to fix the problem so that users can have full access to the site’s hentai manga and anime library with “over 150,000 pages of uncensored English hentai.”

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Here’s more about Fakku’s free hentai porn: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/free-hentai-fakku-coronavirus/

App-Controlled Vibrators Are The Best Long-Distance Sex Toys

There’s a silver lining to social distancing recommendations from the CDC—app-controlled vibrators! Unlike Bluetooth vibrators that have a smaller range of accessibility (only viable within 33 feet away), app-controlled vibrators can be used remotely from almost any place in the world as long as you have a strong enough WiFi. In other words, it is possible to have sex while following social isolation parameters and quarantine protocols—you just have to get creative with it.

Looking for someone to play with (safely)? Try searching r/ToyControl—you can make a quick post similar to what someone would share on Craigslist Personals (RIP), a brief description of what you’re looking for (M4M, F4M, F4A, etc.) and the brand of toy you have. Some Redditors even use this page to solicit long-term play partners, offering to buy them new toys among other things. You or your partner can control the toy from your smartphone or any iOS or Android device loaded with the correct app (including your smartwatch–which is great during quarantine).

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Check out more about app-controlled vibrators: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/app-controlled-vibrator-long-distance-bluetooth-teledildonics/

Horny Egyptian Woman’s Sex Spell Discovered On Ancient Papyrus

A sex spell designed to force a man into bed with his female admirer has been discovered on an ancient Egyptian papyrus. The newly-translated spell demands that a man face “anxiety at midday, evening, and at all times” until he has sex with the thirsty woman. It also features an X-rated drawing of the naked man, his dick “grossly exaggerated,” as he’s shot with an arrow by the ancient Egyptian god of the dead, Anubis.

The “erotic-binding spell” was likely placed in a tomb where it was meant to summon the ghost of the deceased. Once summoned, this “noble spirit of the man of the necropolis” was to hunt everywhere for the man and overwhelm him with desire. The archaeologist who found the “sexual compulsion spell” said, “He’s to follow after her footsteps until ‘his male parts unite with her female parts’ and that’s more or less a quote. It’s pretty specific.”

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Check out more about an ancient sex spell: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8203613/SEX-spell-force-man-bed-female-admirer-discovered-Egyptian-papyrus.html