SNL Spoofs Pizza Delivery Porn

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cup-1010916_1920You don’t have to be a fan of porn to know that pizza delivery guys are a thing. They show up and they’ve got the pizza but their co-stars have no money—so they trade sex for pizza, naturally. SNL took the classic porn plot to the next level recently when the boss of “Big Willy’s Pizza” wants to know why his smokin’ hot employee never gets paid.

“Every time you go on a delivery you’re gone for like an hour and then you need a nap. And you haven’t brought back a damn dime yet,” the boss says to the hunky pizza driver. In the middle of firing him, the boss answers the phone: “Big Willy’s Pizza, we come where you want. What? You want an extra meat sub for your bachelorette party?” But soon, the boss figures out what’s going on: “Sorry, lady. We don’t have any more extra long salami, he’s been fired. But can I interest you in a medium-sized…hello?”

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Check out more about SNL’s pizza delivery porn spoof: https://mashable.com/video/snl-jj-watt-pizza-delivery-porn-sketch/

Science Confirms Weed Makes Sex Better

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Sexy St Patricks Day WomanAccording to a new study, science has verified something that many cannabis users have known for ages: weed makes sex better. The study, which was published in the Journal of Health Economics, found that the amount of sex people have increases in states with medical cannabis. Researchers believe that marijuana lowers one’s inhibitions and makes them more able to indulge in behaviors that otherwise might cause anxiety or shame.

“Liberalized marijuana laws clearly lead to more use, and the effects from an epidemiological standpoint show clear increases in disinhibited sexual responses,” a sexologist says. There’s also a growing body of evidence suggesting that some compounds, including THC and possibly CBD, can increase vaginal and clitoral blood flow, which then signals to the brain that the body is down to fuck. “There may well be some women who smoke up before sex because it makes everything easier and perhaps better, but it also may affect the quality of orgasm, making it easier, with good sympathetic blood flow, to have one, and easier in the brain to suspend disbelief and let yourself go.”

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Check out more about why weed makes sex better: https://www.portlandmercury.com/blogtown/2020/01/31/27908366/science-confirms-it-sex-and-weed-are-a-great-match

Reddit Shares What Happens In Real-Life Sex That Is Never Seen In Porn

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just4pleasureArt doesn’t always imitate life—especially porn. Let’s be honest, porn isn’t exactly known for always showing a realistic depiction of sex. Here’s how Reddit users answered the question, “What happens in real-life sex that you never see in porn?”

  1. “Having to take a drink because their mouth gets dry during a blowjob.”
    We’re only human!
  2. “Stopping during oral to remove a pube from their tongue.”
    It’s been known to happen…
  3. “Temporarily losing an erection while moving between positions.”
    Newton’s law: what goes up must come down.
  4. “Accidentally head-butting or elbowing.”
    Enter at your own risk…
  5. “Leg cramping up, farting, and giggling.”
    Happens to the best of us!
  6. “Pets watching and/or jumping on the bed to check out what’s going on.”
    Fido, down!
  7. “Waddling to the toilet before anything drips out of the body.”
    Ah, yes—the after-sex waddle.
  8. “Arguing over who sleeps on the wet spot afterwards.”
    Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!

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Check out more about what happens in real-life sex that never happens in porn: https://www.buzzfeed.com/ajanibazile/things-that-dont-happen-in-porn

UK’s Favorite Sex Positions

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270833119_0d8840e498_zA sex toy retailer looked into the most-searched sex positions in the UK to find out the favorites for Valentine’s Day. Classic positions like the 69, missionary and cowgirl make the top five most-searched, while the Eagle racked up 150,000 searches in the last month alone. Londoners named the Eagle, the missionary position where the woman puts her legs in the air, as their favorite position.

It seems Love Island had people inspired—the Eagle was made famous by Curtis Pritchard on the racy show last year. And other unusual positions sparked interest online included the Butter Churner, made popular by Callum Jones on Love Island, the Anvil, the Mermaid and the Turtle. People in Scotland are adventurous, preferring 69 and the standing position, while elsewhere Spooning, Doggy Style and the Pretzel also make the top 10 most searched positions.

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Check out more about UK’s favorite sex positions: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7995007/What-countrys-loved-sex-position-Love-Islands-Eagle-comes-top.html

Australians Are The Horniest On The Planet For Valentines

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feetIt turns out Aussie millennials are the horniest on the planet this time of year. A global survey revealed Aussie millennials have more sex than any other country on Valentine’s Day. Researchers found a whopping 57% had sex with their partner last Valentine’s Day.

That’s more than all other countries surveyed, including France (44%), Germany (48%), UK (41%) and USA (46%). Australia knows how to really celebrate V-Day! Way to keep things sexy in the land Down Under (wink wink!).

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Check out more about Australians fucking the most on Valentines: https://www.buzzfeed.com/marielasummerhays01/sex-toys-for-valentines-day

NYPD Officers Disciplined For On-The-Job Bathroom Sex

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5624757405_1eebcbdd8c_zTwo naughty cops got caught in a drunken, on-the-job sex romp. The NYPD lieutenant was caught half-dressed with a male sergeant in a department bathroom. They were stripped of their guns and badges for the alleged rendezvous at the New York City police building.

The female lieutenant lives with and has a child with the commanding officer of Brooklyn’s 79th Precinct—though that’s not the man she was allegedly caught with, sources said. A separate NYPD sergeant first noticed the horny pair “occupying a closed stall, apparently engaged in what were believed to be sexual interactions,” according to a department report. They were caught five minutes before the female lieutenant’s shift was scheduled to end, the report says.

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Check out more about NYPD officers caught having sex in a bathroom while on the job: https://nypost.com/2020/01/21/nypd-lieutenant-disciplined-for-alleged-on-the-job-bathroom-sex-romp/

HUSTLER to Feature NiteFlirt’s Own Amberly

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AmberlyThe March 2020 issue of HUSTLER Magazine will feature one of our very own Flirts Amberly, who has been a valuable member of the NiteFlirt community since her start with us in 2007. In the spread, John Blaylock examines the secret we already know to be true: despite the accessibility of video and cam, phone sex is thriving. It’s an interesting read made more interesting by Amberly (but we’re not biased!).

Pick up the issue to get more insight into Amberly, her humble beginnings, and how she started in the industry. If you are curious about how she does what she does, pick up a copy of her book, “How I Made $10,000 A Month As A Phone Sex Operator”(available on Amazon), where she hopes to help others be just as successful as she is.

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Woman Making Handmade Tortillas With A Sex Toy Goes Viral

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imageA woman selling homemade tortillas online got the internet’s attention with her choice of rolling pin. As the post began circulating online, commenters agreed that the purple device on the side of the her workspace was definitely a sex toy. But the woman insisted that the item was actually a “vibrating rolling pin.”

The woman originally shared a picture of her prep area with the purple object, which appears to have “Durex” printed on it, sitting on the side with bits of flour on it. “You been rolling them with a dildo,” a concerned person wrote. The insulted tortilla-maker replied: “Only a uncultured swine would not see that it’s a vibrating rolling pin.” The tweet has been retweeted nearly 200 times and liked over 1000 times.

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Check out more about a woman making tortillas with a sex toy: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7890055/Woman-accused-using-sex-toy-make-homemade-tortillas.html

Pagan Witches Practice ‘Sex Magic’ Several Times A Day

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volcanoOn an episode of WeTV reality series “Extreme Love,” pagan witches Sky and Vlad described the ritualistic “sex magic” they practice several times a day, saying it’s “the most amazing thing that you can ever engage in.” “Vlad is an amazing lover,” Sky gushes in a preview clip. “Everything that we do is very ritualistic. He spices up our sex life by pouring candle wax on my body.”

Vlad notes that sex magic is a part of the Pagan Wiccan way of life, and he and his wife like to practice it while surrounded by candles. “It involves two, sometimes more, people sharing mutual vision during the height of orgasm, where everyone comes together and you visual what you want all at the same time,” he says. Vlad credits sex magic with helping him make love to Sky several times a day: “Sex magic is focusing your energies, aligning yourself, knowing when to stop, and when to come.”

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Check out more about pagan witches practicing sex magic several times a day: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7948837/Pagan-witch-details-husband-practice-sex-magic.html

Hotel Offers Free Stays For Couple’s Who Fuck On Valentine’s Day

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white-1822497_640A hotel chain is offering a free stay each Valentine’s Day for 18 years to couples who check in this February 14—so long as they welcome a baby nine months later. Hotel Zed, which has properties in Kelowna and Victoria in British Columbia, Canada, is running the quirky promotion, which it calls a “Valentine’s Day Nooner.” The chain says: “Let’s be real, Valentine’s Day was made for getting lucky. So, we are rewarding bedroom-active couples for doing what the hotel room was made for.”

The hotel adds, “To add more heat to the already perfect Valentine’s Day gift, if a couple has a baby nine months after a Nooner check-in, they will get a free stay every Valentine’s Day for the next 18 years at any Hotel Zed location.” Hotel Zed says it welcomes all couples to enjoy the package, regardless of gender expression, gender identity or sexual orientation, adding it “knows the stork can arrive in any number of ways.” We think this gift idea is way better than a box of heart-shaped chocolates!

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Check out more about a hotel offering couples free stays for fucking on V-Day: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-7947359/Hotel-Zed-Canada-reward-couples-freebie-having-sex-Valentines-Day-stay.html