Man Hospitalized With ‘3-Day Erection’ After Taking Bull Sex Stimulant

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viagraA man didn’t want any bull when it came to fucking—unfortunately, that meant he had an erection that lasted three days. He was hospitalized in Mexico after taking a sexual stimulant “used for breeding bulls.” Sources report that the man took the drugs with the intention of having a “successful sexual encounter with a young woman of 30 years.”

According to the hospital, the man had purchased the pills in Veracruz, Mexico, where farmers used the pills to encourage mating between their cattle. The man underwent emergency surgery but there have been no updates on his health since the procedure. Hopefully the man learned a valuable lesson about being the punchline in a cock and bull story—literally.

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Check out more about a man being hospitalized with a 3-day erection after taking a sexual stimulant intended for bulls:https://nypost.com/2020/01/13/man-hospitalized-with-3-day-erection-after-taking-bull-sex-stimulant/

VR Hentai Is The Best Way To Enjoy 3D Anime Porn

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In 2020, virtual reality hentai is the world’s best way to enjoy 3D anime porn sites and games. While most hentai fans think of it as 2D adult manga or anime, 3D anime porn is becoming increasingly popular among VR enthusiasts. Many games, videos, and sandbox applications now let PC gamers hook up with their favorite anime characters just by turning on their Oculus Rift and watching a 360-degree video.

VR anime porn games promise immersive sexual experiences—like pressing a Magic Wand against a school girl’s crotch or a point-of-view shot of a girl on her knees. DarkDreams’ Street Fighter porn parody clip “Addicted to the Ass Workout,” for example, features a POV hentai scene where viewers have anal sex with Chun-Li. Another clip by game developer Lewd Fraggy offers missionary sex with Miia, the well-endowed snake girl from Monster Musume. Hot!

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Check out more about VR hentai porn: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/vr-hentai-anime-porn/

Suzanne Somers Stays Sexy By Having Twice-Daily Sex

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9741737763_d422cd07c8_zSuzanne Somers revealed her secret to staying sexy in her 70s: having a lot of sex with her 83-year-old husband. The “Three’s Company” star says, despite the frequent jokes, “no, I’m not into threesomes. I’m monogamous and happily so!” You can say that again—in her new book, she revealed that she injects her man with testosterone every Tuesday, as well as the peptide PT-141, so he can keep up with her “rockin’ libido.”

The smoking hot actress—who recently shared a nude photo of herself on Instagram—claims she stays young by having sex twice a day. She says her new book on aging is meant to help others keep the spark alive: “I want women to know that it ain’t over,” says Somers, “and that the choices you make today will determine how much fun you have going forward.” She’s also helped women in another way—her famous ThighMaster now vibrates!

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Check out more about Suzanne Somers having lots of sex to stay sexy in her 70s: https://nypost.com/2020/01/09/how-suzanne-somers-is-staying-sexy-in-her-70s/

Lesbian Porn Artist Suspended On Twitter For ‘Suggestive’ Banner

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5447512772_d12336359c_zOne of the most popular queer porn creators on Twitter revealed she was permanently suspended for violating the site’s “rules against graphic violence or adult content” through her profile’s header image. The banner shows two women in bed (the full version is a masturbation scene), one has a bare breast but no nipples showing, but it’s unclear what action is taking place. “If you have a suggestive banner, PLEASE CHANGE IT—Maybe I’m stupid but I thought twitter’s NSFW policy meant no explicit nudity in your profile, but it’s really vague, and too much titty could get your account banned,” the artist tweeted.

After three appeals, Twitter decided the account “does not appear to be in violation of the Twitter Rules” after all, and the permanent suspension was reversed. Twitter’s safety team is notorious for its vague moderation policies: “Twitter really doesn’t protect anyone in my field, it truly sucks,” the artist said. “Not just artists, but anyone creating any kind of queer erotica, writers and sex workers and all.” She adds, “It’s just that the [terms of service] is SO vague about what is or is not considered NSFW, it makes it very hard to know sometimes what is OK and what’s not.”

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Check out more about a lesbian porn artist being suspended on Twitter over a suggestive banner: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/twitter-lesbian-porn-artist-nsfw-ban/

Gwyneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Pussy

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Gwyneth has made a candle called “This Smells Like My Vagina” for her website, Goop. And, of course, it has sold out. In addition to her other pussy products—vaginal steaming, vaginal jade eggs, $15,000 gold dildos—Gwyneth’s vagina candle is priced at the bargain price of £58, according to the Guardian.

So what does Gwyneth’s pussy smell like? According to the candle, it is a “funny, gorgeous, sexy and beautifully unexpected scent,” a mix of “geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with damask rose and ambrette seed.” We wonder if this is another promotion for her new Netflix series—in the advertisement, she stands in a giant vagina.

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Check out more about Goop’s candle that smells like Gwyneth Paltrow’s pussy: https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2020/jan/13/why-is-gwyneth-paltrow-selling-a-candle-that-smells-like-her-vagina-goop

Horny Olympians Can Hook Up In Cardboard Beds

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OlympicTinderThis year’s Olympic athletes will be sleeping on cardboard beds—but they can still go for the gold between the sheets. According to the mattress’ manufacturer, the only rule for the eco-friendly sleeping alternative is no threeways. “We’ve conducted experiments, like dropping weights on top of the beds,” a mattress representative said. “As long as they stick to just two people in the bed, [the sleepers] should be strong enough to support the load.”

“The recyclable beds are a great gesture . . . until the athletes finish their said events and the 1000’s of condoms handed out all over the village are put to use,” tweeted Australian basketball player Andrew Bogut. The bed frames will be recycled into paper products after the events, while the mattress components, which are not made of cardboard, will be turned into plastic products, officials said. The 2020 Games will mark the first times that Olympic beds and bedding will be made of renewable materials–we’ll see how well they hold up.

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Check out more about cardboard beds being designed for horny Olympic athletes: https://nypost.com/2020/01/12/frisky-2020-olympic-athletes-can-hook-up-in-cardboard-beds-but-no-threesomes/

“Ass Maniac” Steals Sex Toy Shaped Like A Woman’s Ass

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2360072120_3f5b55c8a6_zAn armed robber who held up an adult shop and fled with a sex toy shaped like a woman’s ass is facing ten years in jail in Russia. Security footage shows the man fleeing with a “multi-functional” sex toy, priced at £420, which had been displayed in the window. Police found the stolen ass at the man’s apartment.

Footage shows officers taking the rubber sex toy out of a bag on the floor with one saying: “I am uncomfortable even by touching it.” He adds: “Here it is, with a bum.” The police now refer to the man as “ass maniac.” When anal goes wrong…

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Check out more about a man stealing a sex toy shaped like a woman’s ass: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7869331/Robber-stole-420-sex-toy-shaped-like-womans-Russian-adult-store-faces-jail.html

Justin Bieber Wants Everyone To Know What He Can Do With His Hands

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17052634_81459f773e_z (1)Justin Bieber and Hailey Bieber love to flirt on Instagram, but their latest exchange is enough to make you blush. The couple shared some personal information about one of Justin’s parts that Hailey really loves. When Justin shared a video of himself playing ice hockey, he wrote, “Like my wife always says…. I got good hands.”

Hailey then verified that claim, writing, “fact.” Justin and Hailey opened up about their sex life to Vogue recently, sharing that they waited until they were married to have sex. Glad they can now enjoy (with the entire internet) how good it is to fuck!

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Check out more about Justin Bieber bragging about what he can do with his hands: https://www.buzzfeed.com/marissamuller/justin-bieber-and-hailey-bieber-have-sexy-instagram-exchange

Man Leaves Hilarious Review For Sex Toy He Claims ‘Nearly Killed Him’

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24503004315_94fb07d7e3_zA man in the UK left an Amazon review for a sex toy that worked “so well” it “almost killed him.” In the review, he explained that he “didn’t have high hopes” for the toy, as it only cost £25.99. But when he used the clitoral stimulator on his girlfriend, her orgasm was so intense that she kicked him in the jaw and knocked him out – fearing she had killed him.

Nevertheless, the satisfied customer left the product a five star rating, and admitted that it was “a good toy” – but “should be used with riot gear.” The hilarious review was shared on Twitter and quickly racked up 1,000 likes and retweets, with one replying  “Omg that’s brilliant. I’m off to order one now.” The man said, “She turned it onto the first setting and we got going, after about 30 seconds she pressed the toy down and – well I can’t remember the rest.”

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Check out more about a hilarious review on amazon for a “dangerous” sex toy: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7869599/Boyfriend-leaves-hilarious-review-claiming-sex-toy-nearly-killed-him.html

Model Goes Viral For Offering Nudes In Exchange For Donations For Australia

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cup-1010916_1920The model who went viral for inspiring people to donate to Australian bushfire relief in exchange for her nude photos now estimates she has raised more than $1 million. The model who goes by “The Naked Philanthropist” ignited the craze with a tweet saying she would send a nude photo to anyone who provided proof that they donated to one of a list of organizations working in Australia. She posted an X-rated photo on Twitter, saying “Every $10 you donate = one nude picture from me to your DM. You must send me confirmation that you donated.”

The tweet blew up immediately, and just a few days later, she estimated that more than $1 million in donations had been generated. “We had some people who donated a lot of money,” she said. “One person $5,000 and at least 10 people $1,000. Those we made sure we had their name and a second verification of the payment,” she said. She estimated that she and a small team she hired to respond to the requests have now sent 10,000 nude photos—although the demand has been so overwhelming that they’ve had to stop.

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Here’s more about a model who offered nudes in exchange for donations for Australia: https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/laurenstrapagiel/kaylen-ward-australia-fires-sex-workers-donations