Harry Styles Delivers Big Laughs On Raunchy ‘SNL’ Sketch

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feetA racy SNL skit with Harry Styles made viewers’ mouths water for Sara Lee. Harry Styles played a Sara Lee social media moderator whose raunchy sex life ended up in the company’s social media page. He is called into a meeting with his bosses after accidentally using the Sara Lee account — instead of his personal one — to comment “Wreck me daddy” and “Destroy me king” on a photo of Nick Jonas on the singer’s Instagram account.

On a different photo, he commented with sexually suggestive emojis, explaining that they mean “getting railed to death.” In a post about Sara Lee cheesecake, he said he was feeling “A little moody after being used. Why do guys freak out when I ask them to spit in mouth.” He also direct-messaged singer Shawn Mendes to offer him a “special holiday promotion,” which was “a picture of my open throat.” Nobody does it like Sara Lee!

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Check out more about Harry Styles’ raunchy ‘SNL’ sketch: https://nypost.com/2019/11/17/sara-lee-reacts-to-harry-styles-raunchy-snl-sketch/

There’s Now A Porn Parody Of ‘The Great British Bake Off’

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peachFinally, there’s an X-rated version of “The Great British Bake Off.” The porn parody, called “The Great British Bonk Off,” stars adult performers Rebecca More as Mary Cherry and Ben Dover as Paul Hardywood. In one episode, Mary fondles a female baker as she whisks eggs, while Paul is beneath a competitor’s apron during the famous “showstopper” finale.

In a promotional ad for the film, Rebecca More holds a cake in one hand, with her finger of the other hand in her mouth. The adult company behind the porn parody also features X-rated BBC hit series, including “The Bodyguard,” “Googlebox” and hit ITV show “I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here”—which are all given alternative sexual titles. The company says, “We often look at what’s happening in the media and draw inspiration,” adding that the XXX videos are “just a bit of fun.”

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Check out more about “The Great British Bonk Off”: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7670293/Porn-version-Bake-starring-Mary-Cherry-Paul-Hardywood-hot-water-Channel-4.html

Gwyneth Paltrow Is Selling A $1,350 Beginning Bondage Kit For Christmas

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5624757405_1eebcbdd8c_zGwyneth Paltrow’s putting the XXX in Xmas, with her beginning bondage kit for the super rich. The description on her Goop website for the luxury sex toy set-up teases potential buyers into submission. “Wrist cuffs? Ankle cuffs? Leather-bound paddle? Yes, yes, and ohhh yes,” the write up says.

“Think of this kit as a beginner’s guide to BDSM,” it adds. The $1,350 kit also has what Paltrow is billing as DIY restraining straps to “help you, him, or her assume the position. (wink, wink).” Fifty Shades, Goop style…

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Check out more about Goop’s $1,350 bondage kit for beginners: https://www.thedailybeast.com/gwyneth-paltrow-is-selling-a-dollar1350-beginner-bdsm-bondage-kit-for-christmas

Introducing Pornhub’s Bundle ‘LifePlan’

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cup-1010916_1920Cashing in on the popularity of online streaming, Pornhub announced a new subscription plan. The new deal, known as “LifePlan,” will let users pay a one-time fee of $299 to receive lifetime access to the site’s Pornhub Premium service. Premium videos available as part of the plan—all 125,000 of them—are in high-definition and include no advertisements.

Users will also be able to access 4k content as well as videos filmed for virtual reality headsets. “Life’s a long journey, filled with ups and downs. So you want to know that there’s someone there to lend you a hand when things get hard and the going gets rough,” Pornhub says in the promotional ad. The deal will only be available from Black Friday (Nov. 29) to Cyber Monday (Dec. 2).

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Check out more about Pornhub’s lifetime bundle plan: https://www.dailydot.com/upstream/pornhub-lifeplan-subscription-service/

European City’s X-Rated Tourism Ad Wins International Travel Award

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5942090561_8656911f4b_zAn X-rated advertisement for little-visited Vilnius, the capital of Lithuania, won an International Travel & Tourism Gold Award, and has been credited with increasing travel to the city. The ad called Vilnius “The G-Spot of Europe,” with the tagline reading “Nobody knows where it is but when you find it – it’s amazing.” The campaign shows a woman lying down with her face contorted, seemingly in pleasure, gripping a blanket with a map of Vilnius.

A follow-up ad shows a tourist literally orgasming as he stands in front of a building in the capital. If that wasn’t racy enough, the website asks prospective tourists to “build your personal pleasure map” – which they can either do by answering double-entendre questions, or “skip the foreplay,” an option that will take users to the site’s map of Vilnius and its “pleasures.” Not surprisingly, the campaign has led to a 12 percent increase in tourism for the city.

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Check out more about an X-rated tourism ad: https://nypost.com/2019/11/07/european-citys-x-rated-tourism-ad-wins-international-travel-award/

Thieves Steal $2 Million Worth Of Sex Toys

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sexydiceSome naughty thieves made off with a cargo of sex toys worth $2 million. The adult please products were stolen from a truck parked overnight destined for “adult toy” company Rocks-Off Ltd. Sex toy retailer Rocks-Off, established in 2003, has production facilities in the UK and China, with its HQ and warehouses in Britain.

The truck was en route to Rocks Off when the robbery happened. In a statement, the police said “(t)he incident happened between 1am and 6.30am in the lay-by, and involved a lorry traveling from Felixstowe to Kettering in order to deliver its load to Rocks-Off Ltd”. Now that’s hard luck!

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Check out more about a robbery involving $2 million worth of sex toys in the UK: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7663183/Saucy-thieves-steal-cargo-SEX-TOYS-worth-1million-truck-parked-roadside.html

Twitter Users Guess Which Fictional Villains Are Based On Sexual Fetishes

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9741737763_d422cd07c8_zComic book writer Gail Simone asked Twitter users which villains they suspect are manifestations of creators’ sexual fetishes. “Um…my bet is on EVERY villain/villainess is based on a sexual fetish,” Twitter user @amenakamel wrote. “But Catwoman is glaringly obvious — hello BDSM.” Another user added, “I pretty much assume Chris Claremont was extremely horny for all 26 years he was writing X-Men.”

In fact, most of the thread was dedicated to Claremont, who co-created the Hellfire Club, a fictional society inspired by the real-life Victorian-era secret society in which aristocrats drank, had kinky sex, and tried to summon the devil. Somebody added, “I’m sorry Chris but you seem to like ladies who would literally step on you.” And as it turns out, a lot of Claremont’s work seems to feature tentacles. Kinky comic nerds…

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Check out more about which villains fans suspect are based on sexual fetishes: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/gail-simone-fictional-villains-creator-sexual-fetish/

Woman’s Sex Toy Causes Bomb Scare At Vienna Concert Hall

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imageA sex toy sparked a terror alert at one of Vienna’s most famous music venues when it started vibrating inside a bag in the cloakroom. Armed officers together with a bomb squad team rushed to the Vienna Concert Hall where the vibrating bag was identified and examined for traces of explosives. The cloakroom attendant had been gathering cloaks and bags from music lovers at the posh Viennese concert hall, when they suddenly realized one of the bags was vibrating.

The attendant immediately called the police. After checking that there were no obvious signs of explosives using sensitive measuring equipment, they used an x-ray machine which revealed that there was a vibrator inside. The show went on and after it finished, the bag was returned to the man and his female companion by police, who informed them what had happened, and then wished them a “pleasant evening“.

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Check out more about a vibrator causing a bomb scare at the Vienna Concert Hall: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7661369/Womans-sex-toy-sparks-terror-alert-Vienna-concert-hall.html

Delta Restores Same-Sex Love Scenes To ‘Booksmart’ And ‘Rocketman’

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2900305586_530cf11668_oAfter massive online backlash, Delta Air Lines is restoring the original versions of Booksmart and Rocketman for in-flight viewing. Booksmart’s director, Olivia Wilde, wrote on Twitter, “They muted or cut the word ‘vagina.’ VAGINA. They removed Molly’s entire scissoring sequence. They cut Molly’s masturbating story. They cut the porn moment in the Lyft.”

According to a response from Delta, the airline uses a third party company that censors films based on what it deems inappropriate. In the case of several films, that appears to be any mention of an LGBTQ relationship or female pleasure. Delta was quick to apologize, promising that this would not happen again.

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Check out more about Delta restoring same-sex love scenes to in-flight movies: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/delta-same-sex-love-scenes-booksmart-rocketman/

A Library Wouldn’t Let LGBTQ Artists Hang A Poster About Fisting

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gaypo0rnTwo artists are disappointed after moving their show that included LGBTQ sex education from a Calgary Public Library branch after the library objected to some of the content. The show, which the pair have shown in other cities, examines femme identities and includes work about safer LGBTQ sex, including a video that displays objects like dental dams and gloves. But when the artists went to set up the show at the library, it didn’t go according to plan.

The manager said that the poster was “sexually explicit” and would not be allowed. The poster included imagery from a vintage lesbian magazine, along with safer-sex tips, including the “Do’s and Don’ts of Fisting.” One of the artists said, “The whole intention of the exhibit was about education. I think that’s why it was so severely disappointing.”

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Check out more about a library banning an LGBTQ safe-sex poster on fisting: https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/laurenstrapagiel/calgary-library-femme-artists-sexually-explicit