Meme Queens ‘Cock Destroyers’ Star In Their First Gay Porn

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You might remember British pornstars Rebecca More and Sophie Anderson from their viral fame, in which they proclaimed in a now infamous video: “Do you know what we are? Cock destroyers, Cock fucking destroyers.” Now, the two will be starring in their first gay porn, titled A Tale of Two Cock Destroyers. The pair will play rival brothel madams in Victorian England, alongside some well-known names in the porn industry.

Actors Ty Mitchell, JJ Knight, Johnny Rapid, Joey Mills, Leander, and Jonas Jackson all have roles in the film, which was shot in a British country estate that looks pretty much like a castle. “This is the only Royal Family I’ll acknowledge,” Twitter user @gaybonez wrote in response to the news. A Tale of Two Cock Destroyers will debut on Oct. 18, and will be available to stream on Men.com and TLAGay.

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There’s A ‘Sexy’ Popeyes Chicken Sandwich Costume

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Just when you think sexy Halloween costumes can’t get any crazier, you learn there’s something even more outrageous than a sexy Handmaid’s Tale costume. This year’s controversy is a little sillier, thankfully; following the Popeyes chicken sandwich debacle, there is now a “sexy” sold out chicken sandwich costume.

Yes, you can purchase one of these sizzling costumes on Yandy.com for $79.95. You just have to spend what has to be about 16 chicken sandwiches worth to be the “sexiest” chicken sandwich. Talk about a mouth-watering Halloween costume…

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Check out more about this year’s sexy Popeyes chicken sandwich costume: https://mashable.com/article/chicken-sandwich-costume-is-nightmare-fuel-halloween-2019/

Farmers Have More Sex Than Any Other Profession

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hung-like-horseOld McDonald had a farm, e-i-e-i-ohhhh. According to a new study, farmers have the most sex out of any other profession—with a third getting laid at least once a day. What’s more, a staggering 67 percent of them rated their performance in the bedroom as “incredible,” according to the study by sex toy manufacturer Lelo.

A sexpert explains it’s because farmers are more likely to be fitter than desk-bound city dwellers, and therefore have more stamina. Farmers were closely followed by architects, with 21 percent of them claiming to have sex once a day, and hairdressers, with 17 percent saying they also fucked daily. Journalists are the least likely to get it on, and lawyers also aren’t getting much sanctification out of the courtroom, with 27 percent admitting to faking an orgasm every time they fuck.

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Check out more about farmers having more sex than any other profession: https://nypost.com/2019/10/08/farmers-get-it-on-more-than-any-other-profession-study/

Jacob Wohl Strikes Again With Kamala Harris Sex Scandal

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wtf-1780728_640Far-right conspiracy theorist Jacob Wohl is back at his democratic smear campaign, this time targeting 2020 presidential hopeful Kamala Harris. He claims he has allegations of involvement in “a series of sexcapades” with Shawn Newaldass, a 26-year-old personal trainer. At a press conference, Newaldass took to the podium to share his story of “sexcapades,” which featured one encounter where Harris supposedly asked for him to “arrange a small orgy.”

Harris’ accuser claims they had a total of 11 “sexual encounters,” taking place in hotels in Iowa; Washington, D.C.; and New York City.  During their third encounter, Newaldass shared that Harris had instructed him to bring “two Black males” to the Willard Hotel in D.C. Halfway through the press conference, a man appeared to deliver a cease-and-desist order, which Wohl claimed was from the Harris campaign.

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Check out more about Jacob Wohl targeting Kamala Harris in a sex scandal: https://www.dailydot.com/layer8/jacob-wohl-kamala-harris/

Documentary Explores Kinksters Who Marry Their Sex Dolls

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woman-1990228_640A new documentary on Starz called “Silicone Soul” focuses on the people who literally love their sex dolls. The documentary delves into the subculture of proto-robot relationships, which are typically made up of heterosexual men who fall for fake women. The devoted sex-doll kinksters even go so far as to marry their realistic-looking plastic partners, who provide both emotional and sexual comfort.

One man paid around $6,000 each for his “wife” and “girlfriend,” who are in a “hierarchical polyamorous relationship.” He says, “we’re all in love, it’s all equal, but [the wife] is number one.” The documentary also shows a couple who used the dolls to spice up their sex life and saved their marriage. “It’s just a matter of time before people say ‘OK, this whole synthetic option that he keeps going on about is something that I should look into,’” says one of the kinksters who’s an advocate for “synthetic love.”

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Check out more about a documentary exploring kinksters’ relationships with their sex dolls: https://nypost.com/2019/10/07/these-men-love-their-sex-doll-wives-and-dont-care-who-knows/

Andrew Yang Upset Porn Fans With His Criticism Of Bing

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5942090561_8656911f4b_zAndrew Yang did not win over porn enthusiasts after criticizing Microsoft’s Bing search engine during the fourth Democratic debate, saying “there’s a reason why no one is using Bing today.” The internet immediately jumped to Bing’s defense, reminding the presidential hopeful of the search engine’s true purpose: porn. Countless Twitter users pointed out its unrivaled porn-finding capabilities: “Andrew Yang just tattled on himself for not watching porn by slandering Bing.”

Even Yang’s own supporters turned against him on the issue: “I finally found something to disagree with Andrew Yang. I use Bing more than Google. It’s much better for porn search,” a Twitter user said. According to another Twitter user Bing is great for adult content because its safe search function “makes zero attempt to filter out porn,” thus allowing users unfettered access to specific porn-related imagery. As one Twitter user said, “Um… @AndrewYang , if you aren’t using Bing, you’re searching for porn far less efficiently than the rest of us.”

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Check out more about Andrew Yang upsetting porn fans with his criticism of Bing: https://www.dailydot.com/layer8/andrew-yang-bing-porn/

Searches For ‘Joker’ Porn Are Skyrocketing On Pornhub

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5251858320_e30b4d759c_zIt seems the excitement for Joker has been seen at the box office and in fans’ bedrooms. Pornhub revealed that there have been 741,000 searches of “Joker” since the film’s recent release. Joker searches have dramatically increased, including a record 290,000 times on the porn site in just one day.

This is not the first time a comic book character has become trendy on the site—back in 2016 when the movie Suicide Squad was released, Joker’s girlfriend Harley Quinn also skyrocketed in searches. Pornhub’s 2018 Year in Review found that Harley Quinn was still the most popular movie or game character on the site, with ten million porn-watchers searching her name in 2018 alone. We can only hope the adult entertainers playing Joker can live up to the hype.

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Check out more about ‘Joker’ porn searches skyrocketing on Pornhub: https://www.dailydot.com/parsec/joker-porn-searches-pornhub/

Best Movie Sex Scene Of The Year Features Mermaid Sex

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woman-609252_640The new movie The Lighthouse, which stars Robert Pattinson and Willem Dafoe, delivers on weird, kinky sex scenes. According to the film’s director, “On day one we shot Rob masturbating in the shed—it’s the very first thing we shot—and Rob really, really went for it. And you know, it was inspiring.” In the movie’s craziest sex scene, a very horny Robert Pattinson fantasies about fucking a mermaid.

The mermaid spreads her tail to reveal an elaborate mermaid pussy. As Pattinson fucks her in the sand, a series of erotic images flash onscreen, from slippery tentacles to the mermaid’s pussy in extreme close-up. “The design of the mermaid’s genitals—based on shark labias—was all planned out, and what we call the ‘seafood salad’ shots, or the writhing tentacles and fish, those were tricky to figure out on the day,” explained the director.

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Check out more about a mermaid sex scene in the new film The Lighthouse: https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-lighthouse-robert-pattinson-gets-weird-in-the-most-bonkers-movie-sex-scene-of-the-year

‘Boy Meets World’ Star To Make Porn Debut

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7350054890_99bf861756_oWe’ll soon be seeing a sitcom star in a whole new way. Best known for playing Rachel McGuire in the final seasons of Boy Meets World, Maitland Ward is preparing to make her porn debut in the upcoming adult film Drive. In an interview, she said she is excited to do something “so different than anything [she] has portrayed before.”

She adds, “I don’t think my fans have seen me like this before—really, they haven’t. It’s just very deep sensuality, and I think that is a really fun way to play an explorer, and I got to do things that I wouldn’t have thought in the past. Just these sexual situations that are sort of taboo.” She explains she became comfortable as “an exhibitionist” before she recently began doing professional adult films. On Boy Meets World, she played Eric (Will Friedle) and Jack’s (Matthew Lawrence) college roommate, and she’s also acted in projects such as White Chicks and Boston Public.

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Check out more about a Boy Meets World star making her porn debut: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/boy-meets-world-maitland-ward-porn/

10 Hilarious Tweets About Sex After Kids

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If you’re a parent, you know the often hilarious truth about sex after kids. As one tweet accurately puts it, “Your sex life as a parent basically becomes ‘Fifty Shades of Pray Those Kids Stay Asleep.’” Here are the funniest tweets from parents about post-kids sex.

  1. “If your sexytime music is cartoons playing loudly outside your locked door, you might be a parent.”
    Mood music!
  2. “Husband and I wrestled behind closed doors this morning. My daughter busted in and pounced on his back.
    No one won the wrestling match. No one.”
    Time for a rematch?
  3. “Me: Do that thing I like
    Husband: [takes the kids and leaves]”
    Sexy!
  4. “[Married pillow-talk]
    Husband: What’s your deepest fantasy?
    Me: That when our kids eat dinner they don’t leave any crumbs under the table.”
    Dirty talk indeed!
  5. “Being married with children is like being a teenager again. You can only have sex if you sneak around and don’t get caught.”
    That can be hot!
  6. “Be sure to keep the spark alive by texting him sexy little nothings like,
    ‘We need to check the kids for lice’ and ‘please buy tampons.'”
    A truly generous lover!
  7. “Having sex when you’re a parent is like trying to shoot from half court with 3 seconds left on the clock.”
    Score!
  8. “Before kids: shower sex
    After kids: shower decontamination.”
    Dangerous when wet!
  9. “Him: What are you wearing?
    Me: Medical-grade hospital socks with anti-slip technology.”
    There is probably a fetish for that…
  10. “The best thing about sex after kids is probably no matter where in your house or car you do it, you end up with legos, Barbie shoes, or Shopkins lodged in your body.”
    Professional hazards.

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Check out more funny tweets about sex after kids: https://www.buzzfeed.com/asiawmclain/funny-sex-after-kids-tweets