Redditor Can Only Have Sex While Listening To Death Metal

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_lab_penisA desperate man turned to Reddit for advice on his unique sexual problem—he can only have sex while bumping death metal. “My new girlfriend doesn’t like that kind of music, and I believe I have a pavlovian response to my music. I cannot get aroused without my music,” he wrote in the “Personal Issues” subreddit. It wasn’t an issue for his previous girlfriends, but unfortunately his current one is a fan of “Midwest Emo bands that aren’t from the Midwest.”

“No problem for me, I really enjoy that kind of music. However my dick did not,” he wrote. To appease both himself and his girlfriend, he tried to have sex with AirPods in so that he could listen to his black metal. “AirPods in, music on, and dick hard,” he wrote of the “genius plan.” Whatever works!

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Check out more about a Redditor who can only have sex while listening to death metal: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/redditor-black-metal-sex/

Four Loko Teamed Up With Fleshlight For ‘Sex In A Can’

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Image Credit: Fleshlight.com

If you’ve ever wanted to fuck a can of Four Loko, now you can. The infamous alcoholic, caffeinated soda has teamed up with the makers of Fleshlight to create a Four Loko Fleshlight. For $69, you don’t need to risk the cuts and scrapes from making love to a soda can — now, you can safely make your fantasy a reality thanks to Fleshlight’s textured “Mini-Lotus” canal.

The Fleshlight is packaged in Four Loko’s classic camo-print label that has a screw off top for easy Four Loko screwing. It also comes with a brown paper bag so you can confidently carry your Four Loko Fleshlight in public. “We at Fleshlight believe in freedom, fantasy and the pursuit of pleasure,” Fleshlight CEO said in a press release. “This unique collaboration will allow us to spread our much-needed message throughout the culture in exciting new ways.”

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Check out more about the Four Loko Fleshlight: https://mashable.com/article/four-loko-fleshlight-pizzaslime-wtf/

Couple Fall From Ninth Floor Window While Having Sex

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coffeeIt seems a wild party in Russia got a little out of hand when two people fell from the ninth floor while having sex. According to investigators, the couple were having sex on a windowsill when they fell. Images from the scene clearly show the women and man naked from the waist down.

Witnesses reported the incident to police after watching the partially clothed man get up from the fall and go back up to rejoin the party. He survived because his fall was broken by the women’s body and nearby bushes. When party sex goes wrong….

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Check out more about a couple falling from a window while having sex at a party: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7255853/Woman-killed-couple-fall-ninth-floor-having-sex-Russia.html

‘Big Penis’ Sex Supplement Is Dangerous, Warns FDA

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inflatable-tubeAn over the counter sexual supplement called “Big Penis” has men packing more than they bargained for. The FDA has issued a warning for the drug, saying there’s a hidden ingredient that could be dangerous for users. “FDA laboratory analysis confirmed that Big Penis contains sildenafil, the active ingredient in Viagra,” said the Food and Drug Administration in a recent press release.

“This undeclared ingredient may interact with nitrates found in some prescription drugs, such as nitroglycerin, and may lower blood pressure to dangerous levels,” the agency explained. “People with diabetes, high blood pressure, high cholesterol, or heart disease often take nitrates.” Including an FDA-approved prescription drug such as Viagra with an over the counter stimulant is highly illegal and can lead to patients suffering severe side effects that they didn’t sign up for.

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Check out more about an FDA warning for ‘Big Penis’: https://nypost.com/2019/07/18/big-penis-sex-supplement-has-hidden-ingredient-fda-warns/

Americans Love Talking About Their Sex Lives

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liar-liarA poll of 2,000 Americans were asked how frequently they think and talk about sex—and the results are not surprising. Results showed Americans think about sex eight times a day on average, while 65% of those felt comfortable sharing their sex lives with others. Americans said they feel the most comfortable talking with their partners about their sex life, and also with their best friends.

“Speaking openly about sex is so important because there are still a lot of people who find the subject taboo. If we’re being honest about sexual desire and sexual health—even if it’s just a casual conversation with friends—we’re helping fight that stigma, one conversation at a time” said one of the study’s researchers. It turns out, Americans are quick to share their sexual experiences with others. One in 10 will share their most memorable sex moments with someone else as soon as the other person leaves the room.

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Check out more about a poll showing how often Americans think and talk about sex: https://nypost.com/2019/07/12/this-is-how-many-times-americans-think-about-sex-a-day/

The ‘Spell Coconut’ Meme Offers Racy Advice For Dick Riding

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_orgasm23One Twitter user really heated up the internet with a sexy tweet offering dick riding advice. The user wrote, “dick riding tip #1: spell COCONUT with your waist.” The tweet set off an entire “spell coconut” craze and has been liked over 200,000 times since it was posted.

Twitter users wasted no time responding, with some men giving the advice a nod of approval and ladies pulling out their notebooks to jot down notes. “By the time you spell coco I be ready to nut,” one user wrote. “Me looking for more tips cause this just changed my life,” another user wrote.

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Check out more about the ‘spell coconut’ meme: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/spell-coconut/

8 Hilarious Tweets About Sex

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deliveyrinrear-haymarketrebelTwitter nails it (pun intended!) on the raunchy tweets. The Twitterverse just seems to understand how well the platform works for sex jokes. Here are 8 of the most hilarious and naughty tweets about sex.

  1. “[during sex]
    Me: hurt me
    Him: your metabolism isn’t what it was in high school and it shows
    Me: wait
    Him: you never lived up to your potential because you rely on talent instead of work ethic & immediately abandon everything you’re bad at because you’re afraid of failure.”
    Ouch!
  2. “‘Okay now let’s do a silly one!’ – me after sex.”
    It’s funny cause it’s true…
  3. “pee after sex or you will get a tgi friday’s.”
    Or an HGTV!
  4. “british people be having sex like:
    mmmm yes splendid ah indeed scrumptious carry on good heavens i’m arriving.”
    Cheerio!
  5. “i’m tryna have sex so rough that the earthquake is shook.”
    Sex goals right there.
  6. “Shower sex is overrated fuck me in the microwave.”
    Inventive!
  7. “Sex is like pizza, if you’re going to use bbq sauce you better know what the fuck you’re doing.”
    Sage advice.
  8. “yeah sure love is love but I’m pretty sure douching ur ass for 2 hours to bottom for a top who you have to double text in order to get a one word response isn’t love, sweetie.”
    Words to live by.

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Check out more raunchy sex tweets: https://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanschocket2/just-22-hilarious-tweets-about-sex

Sex Fetish Fans From Around The World Board The Annual ‘Torture Ship’ Cruise

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16294446236_78a8197d8a_zHundreds of BDSM enthusiasts in full fetish gear piled onto an erotic cruise ship for a kinky annual festival in Germany. Around 500 revellers in full bondage, gimp masks, horse heads and fishnet vests boarded the “Torture Ship,” which has set sail for the past two decades as the world’s largest BDSM boat party. Organizers said the turnout was down slightly this year due to sweltering temperatures.

They added: “There’s a bit less [turnout] than usual, because of the heat. But it is even hotter in paint, leather and latex.” A crowd of spectators watched as the fetishists boarded the ship, which included two men in the latex-nun costumes who did not want to reveal their real names, but said they made the 1,500-mile trip because their kinkiness is more accepted in Germany. Explaining why the party was so popular, organizers said: “In a normal nightclub people are all astonished and some may fidget when they come in latex outfit. On the ship, the guests felt comfortable.”

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Check out more about the annual ‘Torture Ship’: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7200901/Sex-fetish-fans-world-board-annual-Torture-Ship-cruise-Germany.html

This Is The No. 1 Thing Women Want From A Lover

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Image Source: Flickr.com | Richard FosterYou might think women want a sex god with a huge dick, but it turns out women want something simpler from a lover. Kindness is the top quality women overwhelmingly want to see, according to one of the most extensive surveys on what women look for in a long-term partner. Almost 90% of the nearly 40,600 women surveyed rank kindness highest among desirable qualities, followed by supportiveness, intelligence, and confidence.

“Attractiveness” did not not top the list, but gay and straight women agreed they appreciate a nice smile and eyes. Lesbian women completed their Top 5 with average breasts, an average butt and an attractive back, whereas straight women put average penis as No. 3, followed by large hands and, interestingly, a short head of hair. There you have it: what women really want from a lover.

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Check out more about what women want from a lover: https://nypost.com/2019/07/24/this-is-the-no-1-thing-64000-women-want-from-a-lover-survey/

Searches For Alien Porn Are Skyrocketing On Pornhub

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8579340785_3966b78661_kMore than 1.6 million people have signed up to attend the viral “Storm Area 51” Facebook event, but thousands have already started searching for the extraterrestrials—on Pornhub. Alien-related searches have spiked since news about the event started circulating, according to Pornhub’s statistics. In one week, searches for “Area 51” jumped from zero to 160,000.

Not that the genre wasn’t popular before it became this summer’s hottest memes: An average of 30,000 people a day were already looking for kinky alien videos. “Alien impregnation” beat out the other top searches—“alien sex” and “alien hentai.” Women visitors got off to alien porn more than 30% more than men, and young millennials and Generation Zers proved the horniest generation for E.T.

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Check out more about alien porn searches skyrocketing on Pornhub: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/alien-porn-area-51-pornhub/