The Internet Is Sexualizing The New Pokemon Made Of Cream

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There’s a new pokemon taking the internet by storm for its sweet, delicious, creaminess—among other things. Alcremie is the pokemon that produces whipped cream—and how good her cream tastes depends on her mood. Make her happy, and her cream tastes even better.

Obviously, the internet has a very dirty mind: “Nintendo: Alcremie elvoles into Cumslut with the use of a Load Stone! The more you please her, the sweeter the cream pies!” writes one Twitter user. Another user writes, “BOYS GET READY. ALCREMIE PORN IS COMING.” But one tweet pretty much perfectly sums it up: “ALCREMIE IS LITERALLY THE CUM POKEMON.”

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Check out more about the new naughty pokemon that produces sweet cream: https://www.dailydot.com/parsec/alcremie-cream-pokemon-memes/

Virginia Just Banned Deepfake Porn

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Virginia’s 2014 law banning the distribution of revenge porn has been updated to include deepfakes, or videos in which software and machine learning can create synthetic media of any person. The law makes it a Class 1 misdemeanor to share videos or photos of someone without their consent, even if it is not actually them in the video. Photoshopped images or any other manipulated media are also covered by the law, and violators can face up to $2,500 and one year in jail.

The law is going into effect after the app DeepNude was pulled by its creator due to backlash. The app used machine learning to produce videos of women without clothing from videos of them fully clothed, and comes in the wake of porn being shared on Reddit featuring the faces of famous women and the bodies of porn stars. As Daily Dot reports, “Forty-six states currently have laws barring the distribution of revenge porn, but only a handful of states have set out to legislate deepfakes.”

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Check out more about Virginia banning deepfake porn: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/virginia-deepfake-bill/

Sex Toy App Tells Women How Many Calories They Burn While Masturbating

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magicwandarthistoryA new Fitbit-style app linked to vibrators can tell women exactly how many calories they’ve burnt by masturbating. ZALO USA is the first sex toy manufacturer in the world to offer the feature, which they claim is based on an algorithm backed by a scientific study which suggests masturbating burns around three calories every minute. The research the app is based on found sex – from foreplay to climax – burns the equivalent of 3.6 calories every minute.

ZALO admits masturbation will not burn as many calories as sex, but after testing on 218 women, they found the women burned up to six calories every minute. The calorie-counting app monitors the duration, the setting of vibration women choose to use, and even how loud women are while masturbating. ZALO says the higher the vibrations, the higher a woman’s heart rate – which means she will burn more calories – and if a woman masturbates three times a week for 10 minutes, she could burn 90 calories.

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Check out more about a masturbation app that tells you how many calories you’ve burned: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-7167607/The-app-tells-women-calories-burn-MASTURBATING.html

Bachelorette Confesses She Had Sex Twice With A Contestant ‘In A Windmill’

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cup-1010916_1920Hannah Brown is making no apologies for her active sex life while starring in “The Bachelorette.” In the latest episode, she kicks a contestant to the curb after he slut-shames her for having sex with other men on the show vying for her heart. “Let’s say you have had sex with one or multiple of these guys, I would completely remove myself from this relationship,” the man says on their date.

“I have had sex” she says as she holds his car door open, adding “From obviously how you feel, me fucking in a windmill, you probably wanna leave.” Brown then clarifies her remarks in a confessional interview, telling producers, “I fucked in a windmill. And guess what? We did it a second time.” Slut-shaming = deal breaker!

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Check out more about the bachelorette hooking up in a windmill, twice: pagesix.com/…/bachelorette-and-contestant-had-sex-twice-in-a-windmill

Grandmother Mistook Silicon Sex Toys For Thermal Socks

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wtf-1780728_640You can imagine a man’s surprise when his grandmother mistook his sex toys for a pair of socks. It seems granny put the man’s flesh-lights on her feet, thinking they were thermal socks. A hilarious video—that has obviously gone viral—shows the man attempting to remove the sex toys from his grandmother’s feet.

As one might imagine, the “socks” were difficult to remove. But after vigorously pulling at them (as we can only imagine he’s used to doing with these particular sex toys…) they eventually came off her feet. The man jokingly added on Twitter that the “socks” were “still warm.”

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Check out more about a grandmother using flesh-lights as socks: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7234301/Man-reveals-grandmother-mistook-SEX-TOYS-thermal-SOCKS.html

Viewing Porn From Parliament’s Computers Is Being Kept Secret

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img_5939Parliament claims attempts to access porn from its computers are being kept secret to stop MPs falling victim to hackers. For years Parliament has routinely disclosed information on websites viewed from its network – revealing that up to 200,000 bids to surf X-rated sites have been blocked a year. The authorities have always argued that most of the efforts to view porn were inadvertent or down to so-called malware.

But now Parliament is claiming that it won’t reveal the information because it “may present a security risk if it were to remain publicly accessible.”  Previous sites have even been deleted from the Parliamentary transparency log. As a security expert says, “How is it a security risk to know that a bunch of (predominantly) middle-aged white guys prefer to browse for porn in the office rather than on their home PCs (where their wives might notice)?”

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Check out more about how Parliament is keeping secret who views porn: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7201287/Attempts-access-porn-Parliaments-computers-kept-SECRET.html

Facebook and Google Can See What Porn You’re Watching

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5447512772_d12336359c_zFacebook, Google and Oracle cloud are secretly tracking the porn you watch, according to a new joint study from Microsoft, Carnegie Mellon, and the University of Pennsylvania. Researchers investigated 22,484 sex sites to expose tracking tools funneling data back to third parties. “Our results indicate tracking is endemic on pornography websites: 93% of pages leak user data to a third-party,” the study finds.

Researchers discovered that Google and its various outlets had trackers on 74% of the top porn sites, Oracle had 24% and Facebook 10%, study authors report. Even if you’re in “incognito” mode and aren’t storing porn in your browser history, the data still gets fed to these third parties. Even worse: researchers discovered that only 17% of the porn sites were encrypted, which leaves lots of opportunities for what study authors refer to as “widespread data leakage” and hacker “sextortion.”

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Check out more about Facebook and Google tracking your porn: https://nypost.com/2019/07/18/facebook-and-google-can-see-what-porn-youre-watching/

Expert Weighs In On Whether Men’s Dicks Get Bigger In Summer

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http---distractify-media-prod.cdn.bingo-2001059-980xMany men believe their dicks look bigger in the summer heat. There’s even a name for it, “summer penis,” aka “a temporary dick fluctuation that, thanks to the heat and warmth, gives you a months-long leg-up on shaft size.” Some men think that because they’re outside and getting the blood pumping, their dicks naturally lengthen and engorge.

One expert says, “It makes sense to me because of the underlying mechanism of how a man’s penis can expand and contract in size.” He adds that warmth “increases relaxation of these blood vessels, which increases the blood flow through them, filling out the penis more and giving it a longer, fuller appearance.” While there’s no definitive scientific proof for summer penis, the amount of men who believe their dicks look bigger in the heat is undeniable.

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Check out more about “summer penis”: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/is-summer-penis-real_l_5cffdc6be4b00a4c6abfa805

Women Have Just As Many Sex Dreams As Men, Study Finds

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just4pleasureIt seems wet dreams are not just for men. According to new research in the journal Psychology & Sexuality, women are having as many erotic dreams as men. The report looked at women aged 16 to 30 and found that they are having three times as many sex dreams as they did 50 years ago.

Similar studies conducted in 1966 and 1998 showed just under 4% of women reported sexual dreaming, but researchers say women are more likely to remember their dirty dreams now simply because there’s less shame in it. The study polled 2,907 participants aged 16 to 92 on their dreams, and found that, for both men and women, an average of 18% of all dreams were sexual. “One might speculate that younger women in modern society deal with sexuality more openly than older women of previous generations,” the researchers say.

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Check out more about a study finding women have as many sex dreams as men: https://nypost.com/2019/07/09/women-have-just-as-many-sex-dreams-as-men-do-study/

LoveHoney Reveals The Most Popular Sex Toy In Australia

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white-1822497_640A new survey by sex toy retailer LoveHoney has revealed Australia’s favorite pleasure product. The most popular sex toy in the country is a vibrator described on LoveHoney’s site as “ergonomically-designed, multispeed, contactless, clitoral vibrator.” The Desire Clitoral Vibrator, priced at AU$99.95, has been voted ‘The World’s Best Vibrator’ by Good Housekeeping Magazine.

The sex toy holds a four-and-a-half star rating out of five with reviewers who’ve purchased it declaring it “the best vibrator I have ever owned.” New data also shows other top-selling sex toys, which include cock rings, the classic Rabbit vibrator, and anal sex toys. Australians also enjoy Orgasm Gel at AU$24.95, described on the site as “luxuriously light and silky smooth.”

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Check out more about Australia’s favorite sex toy: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7186651/The-selling-sex-toys-Australia-revealed.html