Couple’s Dog Rips Open Neighbor’s Package And Finds A Dildo Inside

Images Source: Primal HardwereYou can imagine a couple’s surprise after their dog ripped open a package meant for a neighbor and discovered a six-inch dildo. They took the package in for the neighbor and thought it would be safe tucked behind the front door. Then they discovered their dog had ripped it open and had been playing with the bright pink sex toy inside.

Of course, they filmed the dog lying next to the “toy” wagging her tail and surrounded by pieces of ripped up cardboard. “She’s chewed it up. It’s chewable and rubber like a toy. She looked so proud of herself. She came over like ‘are you going to throw it for me?’” says the man. The video’s gone viral, but the anonymous, embarrassed neighbor wants to keep what little remains of her privacy.

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Check out more about a dog playing with a neighbor’s dildo: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6708371/Labrador-rips-open-neighbours-parcel-finds-bright-pink-sex-toy.html

SNL Offers Solution For Distracting Your Dog During Sex

cup-1010916_1920Finally, Saturday Night Live has come up with the perfect product to distract your pet during a hot sexual encounter: a giant dog costume you can fuck in! “Don’t let your fur baby ruin the intimate moment you’ve waited for all week,” the SNL mock ad implores. “Now you don’t have to with Pound Puppy, the furry dog costume big enough for two people to have sex in.”

Once inside you can “go to town,” and your dog will just think there’s just a much larger dog in the room, SNL explains. Pound Puppy gives you “the privacy you need and your dog gets a new best friend.” The costume is big enough for any sex position you’re in the mood for, which means your “dog will smile while you doggie-style.” Thanks for the brilliant idea, SNL!

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Check out more about SNL’s mock ad for a dog costume you can fuck in: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/snl-pound-puppy-sex-solution_n_5c68f9cbe4b033a799434aa0

6 Crazy Stories Of Using Food During Sex

18501126518_249aa0ec57_zBuzzFeed readers were hungry for crazy sex stories—specifically, ones that involve food. From champagne and chocolate to ice, these real food-sex tales will make you think twice before busting out the whipped cream. Here are the ones that will leave you craving more.

  1. “We were staying in and eating sandwiches. I focused on watching the TV. Suddenly, he started eating me out, and while I was still chowing down on a sandwich — fully loaded with cheese, tomato, turkey breast. I felt like Scooby-Doo.” Oooooh, Scooby snacks!
  2. “One time, my ex-boytoy handcuffed me to the bed, blindfolded me, and went to work with ice and whipped cream. Delicious! When he started going down on me, the ice slipped right inside me. Finally, he decided to try to, uh, suck the ice out — and it worked!” Caution: slippery when wet!
  3. “The boy and I went to a swanky motel, and we decided to order some champagne. Everything was going very well, until he decided to pour a little on me. The problem though is that he poured it on my tummy, and it slid down to my crotch. That shit must have been about 8,217,273 degrees below zero. it had flash-frozen my ‘little girl.’” When champagne goes wrong…
  4. “I’ve eaten strawberry yogurt while using a guy’s dick as a spoon. It’s actually a beautiful thing.” Delicious!
  5. “Nutella seriously fucks shit up. It looks like somebody had diarrhea in the bed. Don’t use it to step up oral sex. It’s not worth it.” Maybe stick to chocolate sauce?
  6. “I’ve never used food during sex, but this once, I was right on the brink of climax when he shoved a chocolate in my mouth.” Hot!

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Check out more nutty food-sex stories: https://www.buzzfeed.com/victornascimento/maybe-rethink-that-whipped-cream-ok

YouPorn Launches New App

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We’ve got good news for YouPorn users: the site just got a brand spanking new app (pun intended). The adult website is launching their own app that it says will bring quicker load times, more privacy, and all the YouPorn content you want on your phone. YouPorn said, “Not only will users gain quicker and more convenient access, but most importantly are given an even more secure and private way to explore content using open technologies without needing platform specific app marketplaces or cumbersome side-loading certificates which could make one’s devices less secure.”

According to the site, the app will provide 50 percent quicker loading times and the same content on the YouPorn site itself, ensuring you can get down to your… ahem, usual business. YouPorn said this about the app’s privacy capabilities: “Because we use strong encryption and run outside the web browser, a users’ search and browsing history are not available to view by other users.” Here’s to quick, convenient and safe adult entertainment!

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Check out more about YouPorn’s new app: https://mashable.com/article/youporn-new-app-for-iphone-and-android/

The Most Wholesome Channel On Pornhub Is Blowing Up

cup-1010916_1920A very unlikely channel on Pornhub has been surging in popularity lately: a fully clothed man doing sweet and wholesome things. Along with searched for terms like Stormy Daniels, Fortnite, and Bowsette, it seems thousands of fans are flocking to Creamer’s Channel, aka, a comedian’s SFW channel on Pornhub. It’s racked up more than 1 million views with videos like “I Tuck You In After You Have Cum,” in which he tucks sheets around the camera and offers a kiss goodnight.

Other hits include “I Deliver You a Pizza And Don’t Put My Weiner In It,” “I Offer You Water (In Case You Are Parched Post-Orgasm),” and “POV Forehead Kiss Compilation.” Several videos have over 100,000 views. Facebook and Twitter users are especially fond of the softcore channel—in response to the video “I do the dishes without being asked,” someone tweeted “TAKE MY BODY OH MY GOD,” while someone else replied “that’s porn for parents.”

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Check out more about a comedian’s SFW channel on Pornhub: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/ryan-creamer-pornhub/

Sex Is Ruining One Of The Most Popular Nude Beaches In The World

Screen Shot 2015-08-06 at 4.12.01 PMFrisky tourists hooking up on Ibiza’s most famous nudist beach is causing massive damage to the island’s protected sand dunes. Environmentalists say sex on the beach is to blame for the erosion of the famous, but delicate, dunes which are part of Ses Salines Natural Park. Geologists and biologists explain that the excessive sexual activity is causing damage which can’t be undone and has turned the zone into an “outdoor riding arena.”

Sexual activity is “degrading” the landscape and a unique geological system. This is because frequent sex is uprooting fragile plants on the sand which are vital for the environment. Websites promote Es Cavallet as “an ideal place to walk naked and look for a lover” among the sand dunes. “If you feel like it, you can walk through the dunes in search of ‘adventures’”.

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Check out more about how sex is ruining a famous nude beach: https://nypost.com/2019/01/30/sex-is-ruining-one-of-the-most-popular-nude-beaches-in-the-world/

‘Sexy Images’ Of Women Make Men Crave Red Meat, Study Says

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A new study proves an old stereotype about what (straight) guys want: sex and red meat. Researchers behind “Is Meat Sexy?” claim that sexy images of women leave men hankering for a big slab of juicy meat. The study tracked more than 1,600 men and women in the US, UK and Australia to explore advertising’s impact on red meat consumption and how that relates to sex.

When experiencing “sexual motivation,” the men tended to act out in ways that “increase their desirability” as a sex partner, which includes using meat as a signaling status. As NY Post says, “few things say ‘I’m a powerful, hot-blooded man’ like a thick, juicy porterhouse steak.” This explains fast-food chains’ use of oversexed ads—like when Kim Kardashian was featured in a Carl’s Jr. ad, or when Kraft billed their frozen dinners as “Food You Want To Fork.”

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Check out more about a study linking sex and red meat: https://nypost.com/2019/02/06/sexy-images-of-women-make-men-crave-red-meat-study/

Tumblr Users Are Tagging Porn With The ‘Citrus Scale’

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There was a saying back in the early aughts: when life gives you lemons, it’s actually giving you porn. The ‘citrus scale’ was created in the 2000s, using code words like ‘lemon’ and ‘grapefruit’ for explicit online content. Well, now Tumblr users are bringing it back to hide X-rated content on the site.

What started as a nostalgic, NSFW joke now has an actual purpose since Tumblr’s porn ban. It’s an efficient way to share NSFW content without getting flagged. ‘Lemon’ means explicit content, ‘grapefruit’ is a tag for kinky content, and ‘orange’ is the word for ‘weird fet shit.’ Delicious!

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Check out more about Tumblr users tagging porn with the “citrus scale”: https://www.dailydot.com/parsec/tumblr-porn-lemon-citrus-scale/

A Suburban House With A Sex Dungeon Has Gone Viral

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A Philadelphia real estate listing called “50 Shades of Maple Glen” has gone viral. The house boasts a lovely brick colonial with five bedrooms, an updated kitchen, and a “private adult sexual oasis” in the basement! It’s been viewed more than 500,000 times on Redfin since it went live less than 24 hours ago.

The house was staged with full BDSM gear and a sex swing in the basement’s sex dungeon. In photos on Zillow and Redfin, there are whips and chains hanging from rafters, a bed with a cage for the headboard, sex toys, and various sex pillows strewn around the room. Who doesn’t want a basement with ample space for bondage equipment and sex parties?!

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Check out more about a suburban house with a sex dungeon going viral: https://slate.com/human-interest/2019/02/philadelphia-sex-house-interview-with-realtor-melissa-leonard.html

National Enquirer Tried To Extort Jeff Bezos Over Dick Pics

15929936930_14a78eca47_mA shocking headline that read “Bezos Reveals Pecker” was splashed across newsstands recently—but not for the reasons you think. Jeff Bezos has published a letter sent to him by a National Enquirer editor, David Pecker, threatening to publish his dick pics. The editor also claimed to have nude photos of the woman Bezos had an affair with, specifically her “nether regions.”

But Bezos wasn’t having it—he posted the letter, explaining “if in my position I can’t stand up to this kind of extortion, how many people can?” Some of the racy photos include Bezos’ mistress simulating oral sex on a cigar, a naked bathroom selfie, Bezos’ dick and his mistresses’ pussy. Bezos said that while he doesn’t want the world seeing his dick, this issue of tabloids trying to extort him is too huge to ignore.

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Check out more about the National Enquirer trying to extort Jeff Bezos over nude sexts: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6680669/National-Enquirer-threatened-publish-explicit-nude-photos-Jeff-Bezos-mistress.html