Al Roker Shared A Recipe Called ‘Sweet Potato Poon’

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The subversively smutty people on The Today Show had to stifle their giggles when introducing Al Roker’s Thanksgiving recipe for “Sweet Potato Poon.” While the show tried to play it off like just-another-wholesome recipe, the dirty folks of the internet had a lot to say about the supposedly family-friendly dish. As one Twitter user pointed out, “Poon … checks notes from 80s-90s…. nope doesn’t check out uncle al just wanted to say poon on network television.”

The “poon” seemed to whet a lot of people’s appetites: “Mmmm-mmm! Can’t wait to get my hands and mouth all over that sweet potato poon.” Another tweet said, “[al roker unveiling his mother’s famous apple cider donuts on the today show] they’re called cinnamon boyholes.” But this is what we’re wondering: “Isn’t Sweet Potato Poon what leads to Truffle Butter?”

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Check out more about the internet’s dirty jokes about Al Roker’s ‘Sweet Potato Poon’: https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/krystieyandoli/al-rokers-sweet-potato-poon

Pastor Is Melting Purity Rings Into A Golden Pussy Sculpture

naked beautiful bodyA progressive Christian author and theologian has a great idea for what to do with “purity” rings: burn them! The pastor issued a call on Twitter for people to send her those rings so she can melt them down and recast them as a “golden vagina.” She sees it as a powerful way to turn a symbol used to shame women and their bodies into something beautiful and liberating.

The pastor is the founder of Denver’s “House for All Sinners and Saints,” a progressive, queer-inclusive Lutheran congregation. She pushes back against religious notions of controlling women’s bodies and sexuality. In exchange for the purity rings, the pastor sends a silicone “impurity” ring and a “Certificate of Impurity.”

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Check out more about a pastor recasting purity rings into a giant pussy sculpture: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/nadia-bolz-weber-purity-ring-vagina-sculpture_us_5bfdac5ee4b0a46950dce000

Minister Champions Sex Benefits Of Cycling

hotgirlbikeSometimes good advice comes in the unlikeliest places—like when a minister gives sex tips, for example. It’s true: a minister in the UK is championing the sex benefits that come from regularly riding a bicycle. He points to a Harvard study which shows men who cycle have the sexual prowess of those five years younger.

He tweeted, “Harvard argues men aged over 50 who cycle for at least three hours a week have a 30% lower risk of impotence.” He also spoke before parliament, saying “It’s better for your sex life … yes, much better for your sex life.” As the minister says, “this is something that should be deeply encouraged.” Preach!

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Check out more about the minister preaching the sex benefits of cycling: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/wires/pa/article-6411127/Minister-champions-sex-life-benefits-cycling.html

Tess Holiday: ‘Fat Folks Have Bomb Sex’

LetsTalkSexTess Holiday keeps it real about big beautiful women (BBW) who love good sex. The body-positive model recently took her sex-positive message to the Busy Tonight late night show. “I think it’s important to tell people that fat folks have bomb sex,” she told host Busy Philipps.

“Like, we need sexy lingerie … we need options; like, I want to feel sexy, I want to be sexy, whether I’m having sex or not, if it’s just for me in like my home or if I want to go out and show it. The world just wants to cover up marginalized bodies, and I’m not here for it.” Holiday has also given her 2 million social media followers some important information: “Fat people have sex. A lot of it. And it’s really fucking good. That’s all.” Bless you, Tess Holiday, and your healthy appetite for fucking!

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Check out more about Tess Holiday talking about how fat folks love to get freaky:https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/tess-holliday-fat-folks-bomb-sex_us_5bedbc5ce4b0dbb7ea68b7bd

History Made With First Lesbian Kiss At Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade

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The two lead actresses in the new Broadway musical “The Prom” really heated things up at the coldest Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade on record. In a historic first at the nationally broadcast Thanksgiving parade, the two actresses kissed. “The Prom” is a story about two lesbian teenagers who want to go to their prom together in a conservative town.

Following the same-sex kiss, Twitter exploded with excitement at the history-making moment. “Two girls. Just kissed. On live TV. On the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. I suddenly cried,” read one tweet. The girl-on-girl kiss follows in the footsteps on other groundbreaking LGBT moments in the entertainment industry, like the show L.A. Law, which featured television’s first lesbian kiss in 1991 between Amanda Donohoe and Michele Greene.

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Check out more about the lesbian kiss at Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade: https://mashable.com/article/the-prom-first-same-sex-kiss-macys-thanksgiving-day-parade/#Uegvhi0LVOq7

Fendi’s $1,000 ‘Touch Of Fur’ Shawl Looks Like A Pussy

vaginaanatomyA new shawl that retails for nearly $1,000 has gotten Twitter’s attention—because people think it looks like a giant vagina. The pink shade of the silk, wool and fur shawl looks shockingly vulva-like, leading the company to remove the shawl from their website after many on social media started making pussy-jokes. The Guardian was among the first to point out that “It makes you look like you’re being born.”

A Twitter user quipped, “My DH just said ‘don’t let bald men wear it’ I can’t imagine why…” Another Twitter user was feeling inspired by the pussy-shawl: “That’s my Halloween costume sorted.” But the best response we heard from Twitter was this gem: “It does look like something warm to slip into on a cold day.”

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Check out more about Fendi’s $1000 vagina shawl: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/fendi-vagina-shawl_us_5bc587e4e4b0d38b5870bc28

George R.R. Martin Reveals There Will Be Westeros ‘Erotica’ In New Book

just4pleasureGeorge R.R. Martin just created even more excitement for Game of Thrones fans. If you were eager for the new book before, your mouth will water when you hear this. In addition to dragons and bloody battles, Martin has revealed that in his new GoT novel, Fire and Blood, there will be “Westeros erotica.”

During a recent appearance on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Colbert asked the historical-fantasy author how he would deviate from Tolkien, saying “Part of the critique of Tolkien is that there’s no sex in Tolkien.” Martin responded with “We do have, in Fire and Blood — you know it’s written by an Archmaester going back to primary sources — and there’s one particular incident where he has to, somewhat reluctantly, consult a book called ‘A Caution for Young Girls’ — which is basically erotica from Westeros.” He added, “That’s one reason I’ve really diverged from Tolkien… because there is no porn in Middle Earth.”

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Check out more about George R.R. Martin talking about Westeros porn in his new novel: https://mashable.com/video/george-r-r-martin-westeros-erotica-colbert/#AC8fWq_3HPqh

tumblr To Ban Porn

tumblrStarting on December 17th, social media mainstay tumblr will be firmly cracking down on adult content (what we at NiteFlirt call “fun”). Their help center describes “adult content” as “photos, videos, or GIFs that show real-life human genitals or female-presenting nipples, and any content—including photos, videos, GIFs and illustrations—that depicts sex acts”. Any images that they deem too racy or questionable will be flagged and possibly taken down; they also say that even blogs that are marked “explicit” before December 17th will be hidden (but not deleted, they seem to give some time to backup that content if the owner wants), but that content may not be acceptable at all, and “will be actioned accordingly”, whatever THAT means.

This news comes after tumblr’s app was removed from Apple’s App Store on November 16th because child pornography hadn’t been filtered properly.

The backlash to this change in their standards has been quick, like the response from the Free Speech Coalition, a group that stands up to defend the adult industry. They were clear in their post condemning tumblr’s rule change, and you can read their full letter here, but in short they came out hard to condemn what they see as outright censorship and stigmatization of adult content:

As legitimate platforms ban or censor adult content —  having initially benefited from traffic that adult content brought them —  illegitimate platforms for distribution take their place. The closure of Tumblr only means more piracy, more dispersal of community, and more suffering for adult producers and performers.

That’s some strong stuff. And they’re not alone; the message from the CEO and co-founder of ManyVids, Bella French, called the move “simply shameful and blatantly discriminatory” as posted to their blog.

For anyone wondering how that might affect them here at NiteFlirt, Social Shouts does support posting to tumblr, and that isn’t set to change. Our Shouts don’t include images by default, so sharing them with your followers should continue to be available as it has since we introduced them. So for anybody that might be concerned about this news, we’re keeping an eye on it from here, no worries!

Trump Praises Antonin Scalia’s Sex Life At Medal Of Freedom Ceremony

nsfw-blogAt the Presidential Medal of Freedom ceremony, Donald Trump honored what was really important in the life of late Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia. In a release for the ceremony, Trump said Scalia was “one of the greatest Supreme Court justices in American history” who “never backed down from the bedrock proposition that the Constitution ‘means and will always mean what it meant when it was adopted.’” But what Trump really wanted to honor was how Scalia made the bed rock.

While reading the names of Scalia’s nine children, he turned to Scalia’s wife. “You were very busy, wow,” the president said. “Wow. I always knew I liked him.” As Daily Dot says, “The late Antonin Scalia: Supreme Court Justice, Presidential Medal of Freedom recipient, and person who the president is proud of for fucking a lot.” God bless America!

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Check out more about Trump praising Antonin Scalia’s sex life: https://www.dailydot.com/layer8/trump-scalia-sex/

Men With These Personality Traits Have More Sex: Study

sexy-scientistIt seems science can explain why certain men seem to get laid a lot. An Australian sex study which featured 3,000 men and 1,500 women looked at sexual preferences and personality traits to determine the factors that lead to more sex. The study found that males who are more extroverted, conscientious and emotionally stable reportedly had higher levels of sexual frequency.

Researchers believe women are attracted to these traits: “Women are more discerning than men when it comes to sex, and they’re looking for qualities in a man that would indicate stability, that they’ll stick around.” The study also saw that personality played a larger factor in the amount of sex men have. For females, higher agreeableness was the only personality trait that increased their chances of fucking more.

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Check out more about the personality traits that lead to more sex: https://nypost.com/2018/11/23/this-is-how-men-can-get-more-sex-according-to-science/