6 Steamy Vacation Sex Stories

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white-1822497_640Everyone knows vacation sex is the best sex. And these real vacation sex stories on Reddit will make you want to book a sexy trip ASAP. Here are 6 of the streamiest vacation sex stories!

  1. “Sex over a picnic table overlooking a lake in a state park while camping. Late at night, clear sky, and a full moon.” Vacation sex memories to last a lifetime…
  2. “When our lust took over, we found a suitable rock and started fucking right on the trail. I went down on her while behind me, the sun set over the mountain range that jutted straight up out of the sea. I’ll never forget that image.” Absolutely orgasmic!
  3. “We opened all the windows and went at it upstairs. It made it super sexy and intense for me, because I could see and hear people walking by while I was getting fucked.” Naughty!
  4. “Had sex under a starry sky in the vineyard. Someone across the lake started setting off fireworks as we were finishing up. Fucking amazing.” Sexy fireworks!
  5. “Around midnight, we got up from the campfire and went to lay down. He gave me the most amazing orgasms, to the point where I am pretty sure everyone within 30 feet could hear the effects.” Sounds like the perfect sexy getaway!
  6. “Took a seven-day cruise that had an extended balcony. Had sex many times out on the balcony, which could be seen by the nine decks above ours, as ours extended out three feet past the above balconies. I am not normally an exhibitionist, but for that week I was.” What happens on the balcony, stays on the balcony!

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Check out more vacation sex stories: https://www.refinery29.com/vacation-sex-nude-couple-stories#slide-9

Norwegian Soccer Star Performs Strip-Tease With Championship Trophy

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Soccer player Alekander Melgalvis really showed his excitement at winning the Norwegian Cup recently. The hot athlete celebrated his championship victory by literally embracing his trophy at the Lillestrøm’s championship, and performing a strip-tease in front of the eager crowd! To demonstrate his affection for the game of soccer and his hard-won success, the player stripped completely naked on stage.

Not only that, but the sexy strip-tease ended with him placing his cock inside the coveted trophy! While some people found the stunt scandalous, Melgalvis claims that many people supported his spur-of-the-moment antics―and called the whole thing “fun.” One thing’s for sure—he loves winning!

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Check out more about the Norwegian soccer player’s strip-tease: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/norwegian-soccer-star-performs-strip-tease-with-championship-trophy-nsfw_us_5a26b19ce4b0f9f0203f5d5a?section=us_weird-news

11 Hilarious Masturbation Jokes That Are Just Filthy

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Image Source: Flickr.com | Richard FosterWe all need a little laughter over the holidays—not to mention some good self-love. Because let’s face it, humor and jerking off are the best tools for a stress-free holiday season. Here are 11 masturbation jokes to make your holiday a little brighter.

  1. “The worst part of jerking off is closing the other six tabs of porn I didn’t even get to and realizing this is as ambitious as I get.” It’s funny cause it’s true…
  2. “The first person that masturbated must have been like YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.” Yup!
  3. “Do you ever get so bored that you’re like I guess I’ll masturbate.” Mmm hmm.
  4. “’911, what’s your emergency‘
    ‘I’m masturbating too much’
    ‘Sir that’s not really a problem’
    ‘One sec. DID YOU HEAR THAT MOM? NOW GET OFF MY CASE’” Yeah, mom!
  5. “It’s so awkward when you shout out someone else’s hand during masturbation.” Whoops!
  6. “Welcome to masturbation anonymous. I see everybody came today. That’s disappointing.” A good head count!
  7. “According to my Nike Fuel Band, I just masturbated for 4 miles.” Life goals!
  8. “*not horny but masturbates just in case I was*” Always a good idea to come prepared.
  9. “Is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing? No, it’s called highjacking. Guys no it’s weedwhacking. No it’s called disappointing ur mother.” Sorry, ma!
  10. “First time masturbating: whoa that was great. Last time masturbating: whoa that was great.” Pretty much!
  11. “I feel like porn has given me such unrealistic expectations for sex. For example, having it with another person.” Let NiteFlirt lend a helping hand!

Fappy holidays, everybody! Let’s get filthy on NiteFlirt!

Check out more hilarious masturbation jokes: https://www.buzzfeed.com/annaborges/so-much-masturbation

Do Meat Eaters Really Have More Sex Than Vegetarians?

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http---distractify-media-prod.cdn.bingo-2034387-980xAccording to a new study, there’s one thing besides a juicy steak that vegetarians are missing out on—sex. A survey suggests that 42% of meat eaters have sex once a week or more, while only 16% of vegetarians get it on that much. Before you go running to your local butcher, it’s worth noting that the survey of 2,000 Britons was conducted by a meat company in the UK.

“Broken down by country, the Welsh were the top of the carnal carnivore charts, with 49 per cent who ate meat every day reporting that they had sex one or more times every week,” reports Daily Mail. They were followed by English meat eaters at 46% and the Scots at 40%. Obviously, vegetarians had their doubts and were not tempted to start eating meat in order to enhance their sex lives. As one vegetarian said, “I’ll take my chances and stick to tofu.”

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Check out more about the study that says meat eaters have more sex: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5225265/Meat-eaters-sex-vegetarians.html#ixzz533Mjm0s4

10 Sex Kinks From The New Book ‘Deviant Desires’

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body-1095226_640In the sexy new book Deviant Desires, a researcher explores sexual fetishes and kinks in all their vast and complex forms. BuzzFeed explains, “At the center of the book is her ‘kink map,’ a visual outline as complex as the human psyche which connects every kink from feet fetishes to superhero bondage.” Here’s a sneak peak into the nature of the erotic imagination.

  1. Foot fetish
    This is the most common kink—so common in fact that loving feet is not even considered that “kinky” anymore. One lesser known subset involves people who are into “gas pedal pumping,” or getting off on watching their partner “pump” the gas pedal.
  2. Ponyplay and Critter Play
    “Ponyplay is a variation of BDSM in which one partner takes on the role of horse and the other takes on the role of trainer. There are few rules to the play, but in general the horse may not speak or use their hands.” Neigh-ty!
  3. Balloon Fetish
    These fetishists, also known as looners, get off on a combination of the smell and feel of latex and the excitement of a balloon popping. “Balloon fans may enjoy watching their partners orally inflate them, or they may want to pop the balloons in a variety of ways using other core kinks such as cigarettes or feet. Partner play can involve bouncing on large balloons.” Kinky!
  4. Macrophiles
    Macrophiles like to fantasize about extreme sizes between partners—like a 50-foot woman and a normal sized man, or a tiny woman and an ordinary sized man. Basically, it’s an imaginative form of extreme power play.
  5. Trample and Crush
    This is a variation of footplay, where the fetishist wants to be “crushed” or trampled under feet while orgasmically “exploding under the pressure.”
  6. Wet and Messy, or WAM
    These kinksters like to play with their food, literally. WAM involves gooey, liquid substances being poured over the body—things like mud, baked beans, or pies.
  7. Superheroes in Bondage
    This BDSM superhero fantasy involves wearing spandex costumes and roleplaying. It’s primarily found in the gay male kink community.

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Check out more sex kinks from the book ‘Deviant Desires’: https://www.buzzfeed.com/gabrielsanchez/inside-the-dark-and-sexy-world-of-hardcore-kink

Sex Robots Could Replace Men, Harvard Warns

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233840824_582a98b816_zBetter look out, men: you could be replaced by sexbots in the future. According to a top Harvard mathematician, females could get spoiled by “dashing menbots” who are good at sex and doing the dishes! As Daily Mail says, “It’s a basic human need to want someone to love and have sex with but most women also look for someone who does their fair share of chores around the house.”

The Harvard mathematician says it’s entirely possible that robots will “outperform” men and that the women of the future could choose to live with menbots instead. While the sex robot market is currently dominated by men, the mathematician believes that if robots can “understand female anatomy — I mean, really understand it,” men should be worried. Men of the present better bring their A-game if they’re going to compete with multitalented male sexbots!

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Read more about sex robots replacing men: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5238357/Sex-robots-make-MEN-obsolete.html#ixzz53Ldx3hzL

8 Adult Truth Or Dare Questions For A Steamy Night

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HavenHesse01When was the last time you played Truth Or Dare? Well, if it didn’t turn a mundane night with your partner into a fun and sexy one, you might want to give the classic game another go. Here are 8 questions to take Truth Or Dare out of middle school and bring it into naughty adult territory.

  1. Truth:
    If you could pick one person to join us for a threesome, who would it be? Oh, naughty!
  2. Dare:
    Make-out with me, without feeling me up, for as long as possible. Nothing like some good suspense!
  3. Truth:
    What did you think about the last time you masturbated? Time to kiss and tell!
  4. Dare:
    Do a sexy dance to a song of my choice. Daring and sexy!
  5. Truth:
    What’s your dirtiest sex fantasy? Then you should make it a reality!
  6. Dare:
    I dare you to play naked for the rest of the game. Perfect!
  7. Truth:
    What’s the kinkiest thing you’ve ever done? Oooh, do tell!
  8. Dare:
    Kiss me somewhere you’ve never kissed me before. Now this game is really heating up!

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Check out more about adult Truth Or Dare: https://www.refinery29.com/truth-or-dare-dirty-questions-adults#slide-8

Enormous Penis Pops Up In NYC

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inflatable-tubeThere’s a new member of the New York City street-art scene: a gigantic life-like dick! The painting went up on the side of a Lower East Side building, four-stories erect. Swedish street artist Carolina Falkholt took credit on Instagram for the colorful and veiny behemoth, which obviously took major cajones.

“NO TIME 4 BALL$$ . . . I have never heard so much laughter and seen so many happy faces behind my back when painting as for today doing this wall on Broome Street,” the cocky artist wrote alongside a photo of the giant dick. Some people in the neighborhood really love the x-rated artwork, especially a fitness trainer who used it to pump up his business: “If you work out hard, your dick stays hard like that every day,” he said. The artist is no stranger to controversial, adult street-art—she was the talk of the town when she painted a towering pussy onto a Swedish building in 2015.

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Check out more about the enormous penis on the side of a NYC building: https://nypost.com/2017/12/27/enormous-penis-pops-up-in-nyc/

12 Things That Twitter Users Think Are Better Than Sex

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5942090561_8656911f4b_zIs there really anything better than sex? The well-intentioned people of Twitter wanted to explore this question with the opening line, “Yeah sex is cool but…” Here are 12 things Twitter users say are better than sex (we’ll let you decide).

  1. “yea sex is cool but have you ever pulled out a full piece of crab leg meat.” Yea, yea—that is pretty good.
  2. “sex is good and all but have you ever got your shift covered by the first person you texted.” Not bad—but not as good as sex!
  3. “yeah sex is cool but have you ever called a dog from another room and you hear his paws hitting the floor as he runs towards you?” Adorable—but nothing beats sex!
  4. “yes sex is cool but have you ever been watching vine compilations and seen a vine you’ve never watched before.” Yup—sex is definitely better!
  5. “yeah sex is cool and all but have you ever opened the microwave at the last second so the timer doesn’t go off so you feel like you just defused a bomb in a movie.” You know what else is like a bomb going off?—when you have an orgasm from sex!
  6. “yeah sex is cool but have you ever seen the waiter at olive garden coming to your table with the breadsticks.” Mmm, breadsticks…
  7. “Yeah sex is cool but have you ever found a 20 dollar bill in your pocket?” We have a few ideas for what you can do with that $20…
  8. “yeah sex is cool but have you ever gotten a text back.” Yeah, especially if it’s a sext back!
  9. “yeah sex is cool but have you ever been sarcastic with somebody and they respond with even more sarcasm.” Ok, you got us—sarcasm is way better than sex.
  10. “sex is good, but have you ever closed 15 tabs after finishing a project?” Yeah, because now you can open 15 porn tabs!
  11. “Yeah sex is cool but have you ever tried listening to the crunchy noise it makes when you step in the snow.” We prefer other, wetter noises!
  12. “yeah sex is cool but have you tried not leaving your bed or communicating with the outside world for 3 days straight.” Right—’cause you’re masturbating.

Yeah, sex really is the best thing ever. Come see for yourself at NiteFlirt!

Check out more things that Twitter users think are better than sex: https://www.buzzfeed.com/morganmurrell/xx-things-people-on-twitter-think-are-better-than-sex

There’s Now a Fitbit-Style Smart Condom

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Image Source: British CondomsThe latest in sex technology is a smart condom that measures a man’s performance in bed. The I.Con Smart Condom is a reusable, one-size-fits-all rubber bracelet that logs data during sex. It tracks anything from the number of calories burned to the speed of a man’s thrusts and how long he lasts, according to the lead engineer.

The band slides onto the base of the penis and is used with a normal condom for protection. “We wanted the i.Con to look refined, non-intrusive and lightweight – the finished article is nothing short of any of those things,” he said. “There is absolutely no hindrance to the user and that was our main goal.” But what’s most impressive is how the gadget is able to detect STD’s as well as “prevent condom slippage.” The $74 gadget hits the market in January 2018 and is available for preorder on the company website.

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Check out more about the new smart condom: https://nypost.com/2017/11/28/this-smart-condom-is-like-a-fitbit-for-sex/