Viagra Factory In Ireland Turns Men Into Walking Stiffs

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viagraAn Irish Viagra factory is making it hard for residents to ever leave. Townspeople claim the fumes from the factory which manufactures the erectile dysfunction drug are arousing the local men. “One whiff and you’re stiff,” local bartender Debbie O’Grady said.

Village dwellers have long enjoyed free access to the drug, never having to pay a cent for its “love fumes.” “It’s amazing the number of people who come to this village, perhaps out of curiosity, and then never leave. There’s something in the air,” a townsperson says. Some residents claim there was baby boom after the Viagra factory opened around 1998. Though no one knows for sure whether there is actually “love in the air,” residents have this to say for sure: “We’re just happy.”

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Check out more about the Irish Viagra factory that gives men boners: https://nypost.com/2017/12/04/viagra-factory-is-turning-men-in-this-town-into-walking-stiffs/

8 Low-Key Sex Toys That Even The TSA Won’t Catch

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Let’s face it, if you’re traveling over the holidays, the TSA is probably going to find out about your sex toy preferences. So to avoid awkward run-ins with strangers, we’ve compiled the sneakiest little sex toys to stash away in your luggage. You’ll save space and only you will know their true purpose.sexydice

  1. Tenga Iroha Stick Vibrator
    This vibrator looks just like a lipstick, so it’ll blend in seamlessly with the rest of the items in your makeup bag.
  2. Little Rooster S
    The Little Rooster is actually an alarm-activated vibrator. As Refinery29 says, “Sleep with it tucked into your underwear and wake up happy.”
  3. LELO MIA 2
    Sleek and about the size of a lipstick, this USB chargeable vibrator is basically your perfect travel companion.
  4. Adam and Eve I Rub My Duckie
    This little duckie wins first place for the most discreet sex toy. Just don’t let this little guy get mixed up with the children’s toys this holiday!
  5. Ooh By Je Joue No. 3 Cock Ring Electric Blue
    What’s not to love about a cock ring that could pass for a keychain?
  6. Dame Products Eva
    The Eva vibrator is so small and cute no one will ever know it’s a wearable clit vibrator. It’s perfect for going hands-free during penetrative sex.
  7. Crave Vesper
    You can wear this vibrator around your neck as a fashionable pendant. Bonus points for optional engraving if you want to make it a gift.
  8. Fun Factory Flexi Felix
    These anal beads are super low-key—if anyone asks, just say it’s a pool toy.

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Check out more low-key sex toys: https://www.refinery29.com/2016/07/115976/discreet-sex-toys#slide-9

Johnny Depp Has a Threesome In Marilyn Manson’s Steamy New Video

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166582112_9074d75bb2_zJohnny Depp has an exciting new role in Marilyn Manson’s x-rated music video. Playing a voyeuristic video editor, Johnny Depp takes off all his clothes and simulates a seriously racy bedroom scene with two models who’ve seduced him. And it gets better: both guys strip completely naked for the dangerously hot threesome.

The king of shock rock doesn’t disappoint with the threesome scene—it shows Depp rolling in the sheets with the two women, simulating a number of sexual acts. The group writhes around on a giant bed as Depp and the women take turns mounting each other—with a cameo by Marilyn Manson. Manson has this to say about the scandalous video: “At the end, when you see the underwear burning, those are mine — and that’s Johnny’s lighter — he burnt my f—king underwear!”

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Check out more about Johnny Depp’s threesome in the new Marilyn Manson video: https://pagesix.com/2017/11/15/johnny-depp-has-a-threesome-in-pal-marilyn-mansons-new-video

This Is How Popular Squirting Is In Your State

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imagesDo you like to watch squirting videos? If so, you’re not alone—Pornhub just released data showing that squirting porn has become increasingly popular on the website in the last few years, and has remained one of the site’s most popular searches. While it’s continuously in the Top 20 categories of videos, it is the most popular among women.

In case you’re wondering how popular it is state-by-state, Pornhub also released data which shows that squirting porn is particularly popular in the states of Wyoming, Montana, Utah, and Nebraska. On the other hand, people in California, New Jersey, Maryland, and New York are the least interested. Considering the depressing reality of how few women actually reach orgasm in porn—18.3% of women, compared to 78.0% of men—squirting porn and its popularity is definitely something to cheer about.

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Check out more about how popular squirting is in your state: https://www.refinery29.com/2017/11/180636/squirting-porn-searches

These Are The Best And The Worst Lovers In The World

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white-1822497_640If you’ve ever wondered how Americans measure up to the rest of the world when it comes to skill in the bedroom, we’ve got the answer. An online dating company surveyed 22,753 members to find out which country has the best and worst lovers in the world, both male and female. “To collect the data, Saucy Dates asked their members to rank the last person they slept with from 0 (worst ever) to 10 (best ever) – and to reveal that lover’s country of origin,” reports NY Post.

As it turns out, American men and women ended up ranked among the best lovers overall, with a score of 8 or “very good” for both ladies and gents. Ranked the worst were Kiwi men, scoring a measly 4 (bad). The researchers explain that they had a very logical reason for conducting the study: “If you ever find yourself in the fortunate position of having two offers and not knowing which to take then may be use our stats to help you pick!”

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Check out more about the best and the worst lovers in the world: https://nypost.com/2017/10/17/these-are-the-best-and-worst-lovers-in-the-world/

Navy Pilots Draw a Giant Penis In The Sky

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inflatable-tubeLook up in the sky—it’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a…giant cock?! Some naval pilots recently took to the skies above Washington state’s Okanogan County to practice sky writing…a giant aerial dick! The people below immediately took to Twitter to express their delight at the celestial cock, while the U.S. Navy didn’t find the stunt quite as entertaining.

In a statement to KREM 2, officials said that: “The Navy holds its aircrew to the highest standards and we find this absolutely unacceptable, of zero training value and we are holding the crew accountable.” Professional standards aside, we’ve got to give props to those naughty pilots for their impressively well-formed dick! It’s clear the pilots are going to get a strong finger-wag from the Navy, but as one excited Twitter user said, “The most monumental thing to happen in Omak. A penis in the sky.”

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Check out more about navy pilots drawing a giant dick in the sky: https://jezebel.com/the-navy-is-aware-of-the-sky-penis-and-they-are-handli-1820551151

NYC Condo Owners Have a Priceless View—of People Fucking

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trumppeefaceWealthy condo owners in New York City are truly getting a million dollar view. Along with seeing the glorious skyline from their window, they also get to see the writhing bodies of strangers getting it on in the nearby park. Residents of 5th on the Park, a luxury high-rise building in Harlem overlooking Marcus Garvey park, reported that they’re treated to scenic vistas of “flagrant fornicators” who “mount a rocky hill — and then one another.”

According to the residents, they see various types of fucking in the park at all hours of the day. A resident of the building told the Post he saw “one girl with three guys,” and that it “shocked the hell” out of him. A different resident said that when she looks out the window and gazes over at the park, she sees “a lot of blowjobs, guys having sex, guys masturbating, I really saw the whole gamut.” Sorry to say it, rich condo owners in NYC—but maybe you should close your blinds?

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Check out more about NYC condo owners complaining about people fucking the park: https://jezebel.com/fancy-schmancy-condo-owners-have-a-priceless-view-of-1819516797

Bad Sex Award 2017 Shortlist

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cup-1010916_1920It’s that time again—the Bad Sex in Fiction Award! This is the prize that goes to the most cringe-worthy sex writing in literature. From avalanches to a frosty encounter on the beach, get ready for the Bad Sex 2017 shortlist.

1. The Destroyers by Christopher Bollen
“On the stone porch, in the hot, mountain air, we grapple with our clothing, which, in the darkness, becomes as complicated as mountaineering gear. Her black shirt around her neck, mine unbuttoned, our shorts and underwear slid to our ankles, we seem to be moving at avalanche speed and also, unfortunately, with avalanche precision.” Yes, sex is exactly like…an avalanche?

2. Mother of Darkness by Venetia Welby
“Light filters in from the ravaging streaks of the dawn. It splits into fragments of every hue the world has hidden as it strikes the prism of their shelter. Tera’s eyes expand and reflect, crystal orbs of time and space. She moans in colours as he pushes the white dress away and beyond the angelic flesh, luminescent against the damp, mossy bed.” Wow—other-worlderly. In a bad way.

3. The Future Won’t Be Long by Jarett Kobek
“We made love and we had sex and we had sex and we made love. But reader, again, I implore. Mistake me not. I am not your Pollyanna, I am not your sweet princess. We fucked, we fucked, we fucked, we fucked, we fucked, we fucked.” Just. Wow.

4. War Cry by Wilbur Smith (with David Churchill)
“‘I’m going to have you now,’ Leon said. He led her back up the beach to where the sand was dry. Then he took off his coat, placed it on the ground and she lay down upon it. ‘Christ!’ he muttered, placing himself on top of her. ‘It’s bloody cold. I might get frostbite on my cock.’” She gave a low purring laugh. ‘Silly man. Why don’t you put it somewhere hot?’” Definitely not hot.

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Check out more of the Bad Sex Award shortlist: https://www.theguardian.com/books/2017/nov/23/bad-sex-award-2017-shortlist-the-contenders-in-quotes

The Erotic Carp Calendar Is Back And Better Than Ever

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If you’re looking for the perfect holiday gift for the All-American Man in your life, we’ve got just the thing for you. The Carponizer Erotic Carp Fishing Calendar is the “cult fishing calendar” that combines two of every man’s favorite things: fish and naked women. Yes, this calendar lets you ogle big, beautiful fish and big-breasted women.

The Carponizer Erotic Carp Fishing Calendar 2018 can be purchased on Amazon and, just like last year’s calendar, does not disappoint with providing both nude women and impressive fish. There’s also a BBQ version for red meat lovers, BBQ-Chicks Grillkalender 2018. You guessed it, this one features nude women cooking up some super hot BBQ. Fish or beef, all your erotic calendar dreams are coming true!

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Check out more about the Erotic Carp Fishing Calendar 2018: https://jezebel.com/i-am-yet-again-not-in-this-years-erotic-carp-calendar-1820764876

6 Kinky-As-Fuck Sex Stories

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sex9What’s the kinkiest thing you’ve ever done? If you’re looking to reach even kinkier heights, these very kinky sex stories are sure to inspire you. Here are 6 real life, kinky-as-fuck things people have actually done during sex.

  1. “I flew to New York City to visit a friend, and he threw me a full-blown orgy. There were nine people, and at one point I was chained to a bed and blindfolded and had to guess which of the other eight people was going down on me.”
    Now that’s a good surprise party!
  2. “I once had sex with a father and son at the same time. The son was my age (30), and the father was in his 50s. It wasn’t something I had sought out or fantasized about, but when it happened it wound up being incredibly erotic!”
    A true family affair!
  3. “While my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stuck a water bottle in my vagina and his dick up my ass. Then he tried fisting me in both orifices.”
    Kinky. As. Fuck!
  4. “When my boyfriend was out of town, and we were both horny as fuck, we decided that I should go to the bathhouse alone and have another patron use my phone to FaceTime my boyfriend while he went to Pound Town on my butt with a big dildo. Then I got into a sling while several men took turns fucking me and others sucked and jerked me off, all while my boyfriend watched.”
    Good times at the bathhouse!
  5. “Two Thai ladyboy’s were undressed with their cocks out. I had one in my hand and the other in my mouth. It soon evolved from there, and the highlights included my being spit-roasted by them (so good!), multiple 69-ing, and pretty much every hole being filled multiple times.”
    Hot!
  6. “I went to a bathhouse and got in the sex swing. A guy came up and started rimming me, and then a crowd started to form. He then started to fuck me. As soon as he was done, another guy was ready for a turn. All in all, 10 guys took their turn on me in a short time. It was absolutely amazing.”
    Another amazing bathhouse experience!

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Check out more kinky sex stories: https://www.buzzfeed.com/spenceralthouse/just-some-kinky-stuff