You’ll Never Guess What the Most Dangerous Sex Position Is

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sexy-scientistWe’re willing to bet you’ll never guess which sex positions are the most dangerous. A recent study revealed that it’s actually the most basic sex positions that are the riskiest. As it turns out, doggy style is the position that causes the most ER-related injuries—closely followed by missionary.

Researchers looked into the sex lives of 90 patients, aged 18 to 66, who suffered penile fracture, and found that vanilla sex positions were most often to blame. In 69 cases (!), doggy style caused 37 injuries, missionary caused 23, and woman-on-top caused nine. Researchers say that while it can be difficult in the heat of the moment to “go a bit easier,” men should remember to “take firm hold of their partner’s hips to ensure they stay in position.” They added: “You’re also safer doing this position on the floor rather than with something hard [like a bed or table] in front of you.”

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Check out more about the most dangerous sex positions: https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/dangerous-sex-position-revealed-doggy-style_uk_59bfc92ae4b02da0e1437360

Gay Reddit Wants To Know How Straight People Have Sex

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bieberOne cheeky Redditor turned the tables on nosy (and unimaginative) straight people with this sarcastic question: “How does straight sex work? I mean, who’s the guy and who’s the other guy?” The Redditor who goes by “pepporoni pizzazz” posted the question to the Ask Gay Bros thread, and not surprisingly, gay men had a grand time answering it. The tongue-in-cheek question drew even more tongue-in-cheek (and hilarious) responses.

“My straight friends tell me that they almost never have oral or anal sex. Some of them also dislike mutual masturbation. So I assume they are just masturbating from their side of the bed with some kisses maybe,” one person wrote. Another wrote, “They get in bed, pull covers over themselves, then start a dance ritual to get the woman pregnant. Such ferocious creatures.” Attention: straight people—just ask Google if you’re really curious.

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Check out more about a gay Redditor asking how straight sex works: https://www.refinery29.com/2017/10/175978/gay-reddit-question-how-straight-sex-works

Woman Using Boyfriend’s Balls As A Makeup Blender Goes Viral

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tonythetigerSometimes, inspiration comes in the unlikeliest of places—and for one Florida woman, it came in the form of her boyfriend’s balls. A video of her using her man’s testicles as a makeup blender has gone viral, and it really is as nuts as it sounds (watch the video below, if you dare). “I never in a million years imagined it would get this much attention,” Johnna Hines told The Huffington Post.

The clip, which was originally posted on Twitter, shows the woman applying concealer to her forehead—with actual human balls. “To be honest, it worked surprisingly well,” Hines said. She went on to explain that she got the idea because her boyfriend sometimes puts his balls on her head as a joke. Obviously, the apple falling on Newton’s head seems an apt comparison here.

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Check out more about a woman using her boyfriend’s balls to apply makeup: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/woman-uses-boyfriends-balls-as-a-beauty-blender-like-its-meant-to-be-nsfw_us_58fe2658e4b018a9ce5d564e

UK’s Dollar Store Launches £1 Sex Toys

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imageAt Poundland, shoppers can now get everything they need on their weekly shopping list—meaning sex toys. The new sex toys being so affordable at – you guessed it – just £1 is promising to spice up the nation’s sex lives for less money. The affordable sex toys, called Nooky, include Finger Fun Stimulator, Vibrating Love Ring, Joy Ring, Sexual Vitality Supplements For Her, Supplement For Men and Pure Lube.

After Poundland began selling the £1 bullet vibrator last year, it was only natural to follow up with even more affordable options. The store hopes to appeal to those who want to pick up a sex toy while doing some regular shopping—and also to put women who are shy about visiting a sex toy shop more at ease. “With shoppers only looking to purchase one sex toy a year, we’re hoping our affordable range helps the nation gets some nooky at home,” says Poundland.

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Check out more about Poundland’s latest sex toys: https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/poundland-launches-new-range-of-1-sex-toys-giving-cheap-thrills-a-whole-new-meaning_uk_59cb6ea6e4b053a9c2f52020

This Sex Robot Can Cum

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You remember “Samantha,” the sex robot with a “family mode”? Well, apparently Samantha can do more than crack jokes and rattle off philosophy to your loved ones—she can also cum. The creators of the hyper-realistic sex robot created a sensor-filled artificial G-spot to simulate an orgasm.

This might sound like something straight out of Westworld, but these dolls are already being sold for a whopping $4,713 in the UK. The Spanish company that created it, Synthea Amatus, is also now at work on a male version. It seems Samantha is just another advance in the popular world of human-robot sex—which robot experts say could lead to human-robot marriage being legalized by 2050.

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Check out more about the sex robot that can orgasm: https://www.dailydot.com/debug/sex-robot-samantha-on-sale/

Porn Stars Bash Ted Cruz In New Funny Or Die Clip

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cruzYou might think porn stars love the publicity after Ted Cruz was caught “liking” a porn video, but you’d be wrong. In Funny or Die’s latest clip, x-rated actresses literally bare all in bashing the conservative politician. According to these adult entertainers, porn should be for all adults—except Ted Cruz (watch the hilarious video below).

“We don’t want our films anywhere near Ted Cruz…because he’s too gross,” explains a porn star. They go on to explain that they’ve experienced plenty of gross things in porn—“I’ve been peed in my butt and in my pussy…I’ve snorted cum,” for example—but “Ted Cruz is grosser than all of that combined.” In short, they urge Ted Cruz to stop watching porn: “I can feel your tiny beady eyes staring at me and it gives my soul diarrhea.”

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Check out the Funny or Die clip: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/porn-stars-hate-ted-cruz-twitter_us_59ba9ea0e4b02da0e13fd0f5

8 Sexy Costumes To Take Your Role-Playing To The Next Level

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genie-lampWhat better time to experiment with role-playing than on Halloween? A costume can bring out new sides of yourself and inspire you to get adventurous in the bedroom. Here are some of the sexiest costumes to help you get into character.

  1. Spiderman
    While you can’t actually shoot webs, you can use this as the perfect excuse to tie up your partner!
  2. Harley Quinn
    This character’s one of the most searched for on Pornhub for a reason. You’ll have no problem getting into the mood with this sexy ensemble.
  3. Jessica Rabbit
    The sexiest cartoon vixen in film history and she comes with the added bonus of some steamy detective scenarios.
  4. Morticia Addams
    Morticia and Gomez are one of the kinkiest fictional couples, ever. Whips, chains, swords, and waltzing await you!
  5. School uniform
    Sexy school girl, anyone? Hit me baby one more time!
  6. Little Red Riding Hood
    With this little girl lost in the woods scenario, you’ll do plenty of riding!
  7. Leopard
    Looking for some wild sex? You’ll be scratching and howling!
  8. Astronaut
    “Ready for a challenge? Pretend you’re an astronaut coming into, um, contact with an alien (your partner) for the first time,” says Refinery29.

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Check out more sexy costumes to take your role-playing to new heights: https://www.refinery29.com/2016/10/125005/sexy-role-play-costumes#slide-16

FEMA Accidentally Tweets Sex Hotline Number To Hurricane Victims

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It seems in addition to necessities such as food and water, FEMA is also giving hurricane victims another important provision: sex. Instead of advice about their damaged roof, several Hurricane Irma survivors in Florida received phone sex when they called the 1-800 number recommended by FEMA’s Twitter account. FEMA mistakenly tweeted that the number to a helpline was 1-800-ROOF-BLU on Wednesday, when the correct phone number was actually 1-888-ROOF-BLU (888 instead of 800, whoops!).

When calling the 1-800 number, survivors heard the message: “Welcome to America’s hottest talk line. Guys, hot ladies are waiting to talk to you. Press ‘1’ to connect, free, now,” according to the Miami Herald. FEMA has since deleted the tweet—and hasn’t yet commented about the wrong phone number. Here at NiteFlirt, we understand the importance of providing true relief to the people.

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Check out more about FEMA tweeting a phone sex number: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/fema-wrong-phone-number-sex-line/

This Genius Way To Use Nipple Clamps Has Twitter Abuzz

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If you thought you could only use your nipple clamps when getting rough in the bedroom, you were wrong. The clamps, used most often to stimulate someone’s nipples during sex and BDSM play, are getting a new lease on life, thanks to one Twitter user. As it turns out, they’re great for hot sex and Hot Cheetos.

Michelle Kairu debuted this incredible idea via Twitter, after her boyfriend clipped her nipple clamps (which really do look like chip clips) onto her Cheetos bag. Twitter loved the idea, and her tweet got more than 70,000 likes from people who were super impressed by Kairu’s boyfriend’s kinky creativity. As one person said, “WHAT A FUCKING HERO. Where’s my man at????” Twitter: great for entertainment and sharing genius ideas!

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Check out more about using nipple clamps as a chip clip: https://www.refinery29.com/2017/09/174485/nipple-clamps-cheetos-bag

6 Sex Facts Your History Teachers Never Told You

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magicwandarthistoryKinksters have been around for a long, long time. From goat eyelash cock rings to stone dildos, our ancestors have been getting freaky since antiquity. Here are 6 historical sex facts you definitely never learned about in History class.

  1. The first cock rings were made from goat eyelashes
    Cock rings made from the eyelids of goats were commonly used in China around 1200. The eyelashes were left on to add a little bit of extra stimulation.
  2. The first dildos were made of stone
    The oldest stone dildo is around 28,000 years old. Later versions were covered in leather to make them softer and warmer.
  3. Hardcore porn took off in the 1920s
    Almost as soon as cameras were invented, people started taking sex photographs. Many showed penetrative sex as well as “non-standard” sexual practices like lesbianism.
  4. King Edward VII spent a lot of time in a French brothel
    In the 1880’s, King “Bertie” would regularly frequent one of Paris’ most exclusive brothels. He spent so much time there that an erotic chair was built just for him to use as he fucked a series of French courtesans (check out a picture below).
  5. Sex clubs were all the rage in the 1700s
    Notorious sex clubs were very popular, like “Beggar’s Bension” in Scotland. Members would meet to read scandalous banned books and have sex with willing girls.
  6. By 300AD, Rome had 45 brothels
    They were so popular that they wouldn’t open until the afternoon because otherwise no one would go to work in the morning. “Road signs” shaped like cocks pointed the way to the nearest pleasure house.

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Check out more historical sex facts: https://www.buzzfeed.com/hilarywardle/nsfw-historical-sex-facts-no-one-tells-you-about-at-school