Someone Has Turned the Babadook Into a ‘BabaDong’ Dildo

Want to put a little creep in your cooch? Horror fans rejoice: the Babadook has been transformed into a giant, girthy dildo named ‘BabaDong!’ A Los Angeles-based special fx artist is currently trying to make his spooky sex toy a reality with an Indiegogo campaign.

“If the goal is met, the Babadong will go into production, so you will all rest assured that your Babadongs are getting Babadone,” the artist said. The BabaDong is 7.5 inches from base to tip and has a girth of 5 ¾ inches around its thickest part. People on Twitter are loving the BabaDong Dildo: as one person said, “I’m not sure I wanted to be around to see this but here we are. Living on a planet with a 7.5 inch dildo called the BabaDong.” We had the same reaction.

Looking for something a little strange? Come to NiteFlirt and let’s get spooky!

Check out more about the BabaDong Dildo here: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2017/06/22/someone-turned-babadook-babadong-dildo/

7 Sex Podcasts That Will Make Your Commute A Lot More Exciting

1547994-980x1-e1471628398806We’ve got just the thing for your daily commute: sex podcasts! From sex and relationships to kink and everything in between, there’s a podcast out there that’s sure to get your motor revving. Here are the 7 best sex podcasts, according to loyal listeners on BuzzFeed.

  1. Turn Me On
    “Great, open discussion about polyamory and everything kink (vanilla, too!!). These guys interview a great variety of people, and ask them all the questions you’ve always wanted to know about less common lifestyles.” Intriguing!
  2. My Dad Wrote A Porno
    As advertised, this guy’s dad wrote a porno—and now he’s reading it for the world to hear!
  3. Loveline with Amber Rose ft. Doctor Chris Donaghue
    “Not all topics are about sex, but relationships too. Or self-love and not being judgey about sexuality. There is no shame and they cover a lot of stuff.” Ain’t no shame in Amber Rose’s sex podcast game!
  4. Guys We F#@$!d
    These sex-positive ladies talk about sex in hilarious, informative, and often empowering ways.
  5. Adult Salad: Undressing the Podcast
    This risque podcast features naked hosts! They do “Serious Readings of Terrible Erotic Fiction,” and cover topics including sex workers rights, burlesque, and LQBTQIA issues.
  6. I Burn Everything
    “Stevie Nelson and Dave Horwitz interview LA actors and comedians and have hilariously frank conversations about food and sex. They say whatever everyone’s thinking but too polite to mention out loud.” You had us at food and sex!
  7. Bawdy Storytelling
    This one features true, bawdy stories about sex “of all shades, genders, and interests.” Dan Savage regularly collaborates with the host.

Looking for something exciting? We can always get your motor revving here at NiteFlirt!

Check out more of the best sex podcasts: https://www.buzzfeed.com/alivelez/13-sex-and-relationship-podcasts-you-should-be-listening-to

FlameFest, UK’s Biggest Swingers’ Sex Festival

marcus_hansson:A “kink rave” that event organizers’ describe as “bringing together the purest, most hedonistic elements of the party scene” is a massive sex party for swingers in the UK. Flamefest is an outdoor sex festival set on a swank 23 acre “clothing optional” resort. It has an outdoor dungeon and fetish play equipment, “play rooms,” and hot tubs and foam parties.

The swinger’s club on the naturist resort has themed sex parties, like “bootylicious big beautiful women’ with a dress code of ‘naked or smart casual.” The club regularly hosts bondage nights and “naked Friday” events as well as those geared towards gay, bisexual and cross-dressing club members. It was the second year of Flamefest, where campers can “explore pain, experience pleasure and fulfill your fantasies.” A kinky trip across the pond sounds like the perfect vacation!

Want to fulfill your naughtiest fantasies? Come party with us at NiteFlirt!

Check out more about the UK’s biggest swinger’s sex party: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4827260/Fears-Kent-turning-sex-garden-England.html

5 BDSM Tumblrs To Satisfy All Your Kinks

5624757405_1eebcbdd8c_zWe’ve got good news for all you kinksters: Tumblr is a haven for free BDSM porn. The site’s platform lets users share popular content, making it easy for porn fans to find and reblog a variety of BDSM possibilities. From women whipped and tied to men serving as submissives, here’s the best Tumblr blogs for all your BDSM pleasures.

  1. Kawaii BDSM
    In pastel colors and pink rope, this blog focuses on submissive women in a variety of kinky and domineering positions. “Everything from women in hidden bondage to littles grinding against their teddies appears here, with plenty of room for lingerie, rope binding, and leashes,” says Daily Dot.
  2. Sweetly Submissive
    This blog shows off the power fantasies of the dom getting off on a sub flinching, moaning, and squirming from being dominated. It focuses on women being used by dominant men, including women being “forced” to give a blow job, rough sex, pacifiers, daddy dom, and so much more.
  3. Erotic Beauty and BDSM
    If you’re looking for the artistic side of BDSM, look no further. From roleplay to bodies being held in bondage gear, this blog focuses on photos of women restrained for their dominants in beautiful black and white shots.
  4. Beginner BDSM
    This one features dominant women in hot and sexy scenes. One shows a domme wearing a latex glove fingering her sub’s mouth; another post has a domme on top of her sub while he wears a cock cage. Naughty!
  5. Taste This Kitty
    Just as the name implies, oral sex is the star of the show at this blog. As Daily Dot says, “There are loads of images that depict partners getting down, sometimes with the help of a friend or two.”

Looking for some naughty pleasures? We can satisfy all your kinky appetites here at NiteFlirt!

Check out more about the best BDSM tumblrs: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/bdsm-tumblr/

Tess Holliday: ‘Fat People Have Sex…And It’s Really Fucking Good.’

Image Credit: @anastasiagphoto on Instagram

Luscious, body-positive model Tess Holliday wants the world to know just one thing: fat people fuck. She recently posted a polaroid photo on Instagram of herself in nothing but sheer underwear (check it out below). In the caption, Holliday has a body-positive, sex-positive message for Big Beautiful Women everywhere, as well as everyone else.

She said the sexy unretouched photo reminded her of the sage advice included in her new book, The Not So Subtle Art Of Being A Fat Girl. “It goes: ‘Fat people have sex. A lot of it. And it’s really fucking good.’ That’s all,” Holliday wrote. Well, if this sexy photo is any indication, it must be smoking hot!

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See more of Tess Holliday’s thoughts here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/tess-holliday-posts-powerful-instagram-to-remind-us-that-fat-people-have-sex-too_us_59a5bda2e4b00795c2a22d58

The Surprising Time Of Day Most People Have Sex

white-1822497_640Even though there’s no wrong time during the day to go at it—and sometimes it just happens—there does seem to be a more popular time. According to a new survey, most people are having morning sex. You know the old saying: the early bird gets the fuck!

The survey looked at data from 2,000 couples to find the 10 most and least popular times during the week to fuck, and they found the most popular time was 9 a.m. on Sunday. Not surprisingly, the most popular times to bang are on the weekend, preferably in the morning but also at night. The least popular time is Monday at 4:45 p.m (shocking!). So there you have it: breakfast can wait!

Looking to get your day started off right? Morning, noon, or night—NiteFlirt is ready anytime!

Check out more about the most popular times to have sex: https://www.buzzfeed.com/delaneystrunk/this-is-the-most-popular-time-of-the-week-to-have-sex

6 True Stories Of One Night Stands

michelleOne night stands: we’ve all had them. From hot sexual encounters to really awkward morning afters, every one night stand is different. Here are real stories from a variety of women sharing their orgasms, embarrassments, and more.

  1. “I had sex with a guy dressed as a pumpkin at a Halloween party. Unbeknownst to me, while we made out, his orange face paint smeared all over my face and would not come off, no matter how much soap I used.” That is one red, er, orange-faced walk of shame!
  2. “So I go home with this random girl. Wake up at her place in the morning, and when I get the into the kitchen, her mother is sitting at the table with a kid. Greets me with, ‘Want breakfast?'” Ummm, do you have pancakes?
  3. “When I got to his room, there was a big chalkboard on the wall covered in names and I didn’t think anything of it. When I was leaving, he asked me to sign it.” One more notch on the…chalkboard?
  4. “Met a hot guy in a club. We fuck. I fall asleep. In the morning, I wake up and all of my food in the kitchen is gone. Literally, all of it. From the fridge, from pantries, from cabinets, etc.” He must have worked up quite the appetite!
  5. “I went back to this girl’s place, hammered. I remember it kind of looking like a church. Turns out, it was (she was interning there). Basically, I had to ramble through a walk of shame the next morning (Sunday morning) past a bunch of people attending morning Mass.” Jesus, that’s awkward!
  6. “I’ve had so many crazy weekends in Montauk, but having sex with a hot guy on his share house’s porch when everyone went to sleep takes the cake. I hadn’t intended on going that far with him, but as soon as he sexily untied my wrap dress from the front, I readily took it off.” Porch sex is the best sex!

Looking for a memorable sexual experience? We’re all about no-strings-attached here at NiteFlirt!

Check out more real stories of one night stands: https://www.refinery29.com/one-night-stand#slide-23

9 Hilarious Sex Jokes

http---distractify-media-prod.cdn.bingo-2034374-980xPeople on the internet are hilarious—especially when it comes to cracking sex jokes. Take, for example, this apt comparison between sex and laundry detergent: 4 pumps = 1 load. Here are other hilarious sex jokes, courtesy of the internet!

  1. Cake is better than sex because I can remember the last time I had cake.”
    Let them eat cake—off your naked body! Or better yet, splosh with it!
  2. Sex is a lot like Mario Kart: you go really fast, you throw some bananas, Wario is there.”
    Describes it perfectly!
  3. Sex is like pizza, if you’re going to use bbq sauce you better know what the fuck you’re doing.”
    It’s funny ’cause it’s true!
  4. I got birth control so I can stop being my boyfriend’s Toaster Strudel and start being his Twinkie.”
    Mmm, delicious!
  5. *in the middle of sex
    “Go deeper”
    Okay
    *pulls out*
    *sits in a chair and sips coffee*
    *opens poetry book*
    Two roads diverged in a wood and I-”

    There’s deeper and then there’s deeper.
  6. Boy do I love sex. Really love putting my penis into some *looks at smudged writing on hand* verguba.”
    Practice makes perfect!
  7. Me: Netflix & chill?
    Her: sure
    [later that night]
    Her: so you don’t have Netflix?
    Me [pulling out 20 condoms]: I don’t have chill either”

    The truth will set you free—and get you laid!
  8. *has sex with you*
    *declines your FB friend request*”

    Keeping it casual!
  9. when two country music stars have sex they morph into a ford f-150.”
    Exciting!

Looking for some quality entertainment yourself? There’s only one thing better than a good laugh—check out NiteFlirt to get the punchline!

Here’s more of the best sex jokes on the internet: https://www.buzzfeed.com/kevinsmith/about-8-inches-makes-june-5th-wettest-in-history

Hugh Hefner (1926-2017)

Image Credit: CNN.com

Image Credit: CNN.com

Hugh Hefner died on Wednesday, September 27, aged 91. We here at the NiteFlirt blog usually keep things light, with fun stories and joke lists and whatnot, but Hef was a pioneer for free speech and sexual expression in the United States. And Playboy wasn’t just a men’s magazine with sexy pictures and implied smoking-jacket-casual manhood; it left a mark (or burn mark, depending on your personal ethics) on the landscape of American culture.

Playboy launched and solidified artists and writers like Ray Bradbury and Kurt Vonnegut Jr. It provided in-depth insight into the US and world economies. The women featured in its pages were launched into the public eye, and a few like Pam Anderson and Jenna Jameson were launched into the friggin’ stratosphere. Was it kitschy and misogynistic? Could easily be (and has often been) seen that way, but it did lend a hand in casualizing – normalizing – the thing that keeps our species making more of our species, as an unofficial godfather of the sexual revolution.

The original playboy himself wasn’t some saint, both standing up for LGBTQIA groups in the 1950s and civil rights in the 1960s while being accused of being a pimp (could be argued) and a corruptive influence on “the youth” (seriously, what impactful person HASN’T been accused of corruption of those nebulous “youth”?). But we here will remember him for his contributions to not only publishing, but enjoying a little sexy fun in private without a government hovering over our collective shoulders about it.

So our hats (and pants) off to the late head of the magazine that millions of growing teenagers hid under their beds, kept dads hiding that cardboard box in the back of the closet, and changed the USA one sticky-paged free speech fight at a time. Come celebrate the fun of that sexual revolution he embodied, right here at NiteFlirt, and keep the good times rolling!

Strip Club Transforms Into Haunted Playboy Mansion

For the third year in a row, Portland’s Strip Club Haunted House is celebrating Halloween in style. It started as an X-rated one-off and has become an annual event courtesy of adult entertainment mogul DJ Dick Hennessy. The theme for this year doesn’t disappoint: Dick Hefner’s Haunted Strip Club Mansion.

mti0odc2mdi4ota3nji5mtg3“The theme is that I’m Dick Hefner, and I suffer a heart attack and die unexpectedly during an intercourse session with a young lady,” says Hennessy. “So they decide to do a seance with a ouija board, inadvertently opening a portal to Hell, where demons and things from Hell overrun the mansion and take over.” The haunted house has a bar, a library, and yes, a grotto, all with different situations in each room of the “mansion.” What everyone wants on Halloween: sex and scares!

Looking for some good adult entertainment? We can scare the pants off you at NiteFlirt!

Check out more about Portland’s Haunted Strip Club: https://www.wweek.com/culture/2017/08/29/portlands-strip-club-haunted-house-will-return-for-the-third-year-in-a-row/