NFL Security Guard Caught Masturbating On Field 

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_publicsexOne NFL security guard got a little too excited during a recent Chargers game. Several fans noticed the man getting into the spirit, so to speak, and a shocking video of the incident was uploaded to social media. It shows the young Elite Security employee masturbating on the sidelines as he was working.

The 45-second clip recorded by someone in the stands captures the guard with his right hand stuffed down his pants, and his hand moving back and forth near his crotch. Not surprisingly, a group of hot cheerleaders can be seen dancing nearby. Elite Security has apologized for the incident, as well as the San Diego Chargers, who definitely don’t condone this type of over-enthusiastic fandom.

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Check out more about the NFL security guard caught jerking off during a game: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2016/12/20/nfl-security-guard-caught-masturbating-field-chargers-game-team-responds/

Men Confess Why They Send Dick Pics 

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selfie-1313607_640It seems some men just can’t help themselves when it comes to sending unsuspecting women sexts of their junk. Women wonder what the logic is behind an unsolicited dick pic. Well, Whisper has answers, thanks to the guys who opened up about their dick pic motivations.

  1. “I like sending dick pics to my girlfriend while she’s at work knowing that her friends might see them.”
    Well, that’s one way to get to know her friends better…
  2. “I send dick pics to girls so that they know what I’m working with. So that they aren’t surprised when they see it in person.”
    Talk about keeping it candid!
  3. “The reason why guys prefer to send dick pics rather than erotic stories is that a story has to be sent over multiple messages where as I can send a dick pic over two photos.”
    Brevity is the soul of wit.
  4. “Men send dick pics because they like receiving pictures. They basically assume it’s what the women want.”
    Hm. Here’s an idea: maybe just ask what a woman wants?
  5. “I send dick pics early on to pick up women cause the promise of fantastic sex is usually the deciding factor, why not get that out of the way first?”
    Sort of like getting a sample before committing to buy.
  6. “There’s an exciting feeling of being alive when I send dick pics to chicks lol. Only done it twice but it was an adrenaline rush.”
    How about trying some consensual ways to get your kicks?
  7. “Sometimes I send dick pics to guys to annoy them. I’m a troll.”Ah, yes. That does make sense.

Looking to share something personal? We’ll show you ours if you show us yours!

Check out more confessions from guys who send unsolicited dick pics here: https://distractify.com/sex-relationships/2016/12/28/dick-pic-justification

 

I send dick pics early on to pick up women cause the promise of fantastic sex is usually the deciding factor, why not get that out of the way first? Works pretty well for me.

Trump Addresses the ‘Golden Showers’ Report

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In his first press conference as president-elect, Trump wanted to put to bed the kinky allegation staining his reputation a bright yellow. Allegedly, Russia had blackmail materials about Trump’s sex life, including a report that he paid prostitutes to perform “golden showers” in a hotel room during one of his visits. Trump denied the allegation by explaining, “I’m also very much a germaphobe, by the way.”

Trump added that the contents of the report about Russia having information on his sexual habits were “all fake news.” He said, “It didn’t happen. It was gotten by opponents of ours. It was a group of opponents who got together—sick people, and they put that crap together.” While Trump did admit that he believes Russia hacked several U.S. political organizations, it’s not likely that he’ll be coming clean about his private, dirty kinks anytime soon.

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Check out more about Trump denying the allegation that he likes golden showers here: https://www.thedailybeast.com/cheats/2017/01/11/trump-on-golden-showers-i-m-a-germaphobe.html

Alec Baldwin Mocks Trump’s Russian ‘Pee-Pee Party’ On SNL

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trumppeefaceAlec Baldwin returned to Saturday Night Live to do what he does best—mock Trump. And, of course, the sketch reenacts the bizarre press conference where Trump addressed the “golden shower” dossier. The first question is inevitably about his alleged “big Russian pee-pee party.”

“No, no,” Trump responds. “I’m not talking about the pee-pee. It didn’t happen. It wasn’t as cool as it sounds. Next question.” But when he’s asked his next question, also about the “golden shower gate,” he has this to say: “I want to talk about what is really important. I want to bring a thick stream of jobs back. This country will literally be showered with jobs.” The puns don’t stop there: the president-elect hopes to “make a big splash” and take full advantage of his “golden opportunity.” He concludes with thanking everyone for peeing, er, being there.

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Check out the SNL “golden shower gate” press conference sketch : https://www.thegailygrind.com/2017/01/15/watch-alec-baldwin-brutally-mock-trumps-russian-pee-pee-party-press-conference-snl/

Studies Reveal The Link Between Sex Drive and Birth Control 

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Two studies published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine finally put to bed the myth that birth control can kill a woman’s sex drive. While it’s true that some women do experience a lower sex drive on the Pill, researchers concluded that several factors are more important when it comes to a woman’s libido. Researchers focused on women in long-term, monogamous, heterosexual relationships, and measured their desire for solo sex versus their desire for sex with a partner to see how their relationship choices affected their sex drive in conjunction with being on birth control.

The study found that women on non-hormonal birth control had a higher solitary sex drive and that women on hormonal birth control had a higher desire for sex with a partner. It also found that, “while birth control did have an effect on sex drive for some women, relationship length and age were much stronger predictors of sexual desire than the type of contraception a woman was on,” reports Bustle. Researchers admit that drawing conclusions about women’s desire can be tricky, but that the study ultimately “sheds light on how different types of contraception can affect our sexual appetite and desire.”

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Check out more about the link between contraception and sex drive on Bustle’s website here.

Asexuals Have Sexual Fantasies About Fetishes and BDSM, Study Finds 

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169249078_475b70b357_oNew research reveals that the vast majority of asexual people have had sexual fantasies and even engage in self-pleasure. Published in Archives of Sexual Behavior, the study found that out of 351 asexual participants (292 women, 59 men), more than three-quarters of asexual men and half of asexual women have sexual fantasies and even masturbate. The study also discovered that asexual people were just as likely to fantasize about fetishes and BDSM as sexual participants.

It seems asexual people are less likely to fantasize about group sex, public sex, or engaging in an affair. They’re also much more likely to have sexual fantasies that involve fictional people and not themselves. “I do have sexual fantasies but most of the time they do not involve me or any real person,” said a 19-year-old asexual woman. “I sexually fantasize about fictional male couples and my sexual fantasies can involve many and varying sexual preferences and fetishes.” This study proves that sexuality is certainly on a spectrum.

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Check out more about asexuals having sexual fantasies on TheGailyGrind

The Best Emojis For When You Want Sex But Don’t Want To Use Words

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SextingLooking to add a little creativity to your sexting game? Look no further than emojis, the playful, clever supplement to the usual dick or nude pic.

Here are the best emojis to let your partner know what you’re in the mood for when you’re feeling frisky—but don’t want to use words.

 

 

Anilingus: Girl, Giant Tongue, Peach

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The peach is everyone’s favorite sexual innuendo for ass. Add in a giant tongue and a girl who looks like she’s dying for a rim job, and you’ve got the perfect emoji recipe for eating ass!

69: 6, 9, Tongue Face

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Straight to the point. 69 is a classic sex position for a reason, and this emoji sext perfectly conveys that.

Starfish: Star, Fish, Sly Smile Face

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Again, this straightforward sext will let your partner know you are DTS (down to starfish).

 

Circle Jerk: Circle, Fist, Eggplant, Water Drops 

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We think this emoji combo will get your message across nicely.

Titty Fucking: Coconut, Eggplant, Coconut

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This will make anyone hungry for some sweet, sweet coconut! And eggplant!

Cunnilingus: Eager-Looking Kneeling Guy, Giant Tongue

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Bustle says, “That big tongue is a little intimidating, but there’s no denying that this guy looks perfectly positioned to perform a little oral magic.”

Scissoring: Two Dancing Girls, Scissors

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These ladies look like they’re ready for action!

 

Feeling frisky yourself? Come show us what you’re in the mood for!

Check out more great emojis for sexting: https://www.bustle.com/articles/85579-10-best-sex-positions-as-told-in-emoji-because-sometimes-youre-just-too-lazy-to-sext

The Strangest Things We Got Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year 

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Over at Deadspin, it’s become a New Year’s tradition to catalogue all the strangest stuff Americans got stuck in their many orifices in the past year. It’s based on the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission’s database of emergency room visits, and the 2016 list is especially unpleasant. Here are the strangest, most awkward objects America shoved into its rectum, pussy, and dick. Happy New Year!

Rectum

  1. Wine cork wrapped in paper towels, electrical tape and a condom
  2. 10 broken crayons
  3. Plastic Melatonin bottle
  4. Shot glass
  5. “Rectal fissure masturbating for her boyfriend using a hairbrush in her rectum yesterday.”
  6. Nail cuticle tool
  7. Egg timer
  8. Tub drain cup
  9. Decorative pumpkin

Pussy

  1. USB adapter
  2. “Sat on the top of a doll house and there was a spiked roof.”
  3. Pointy toy pig
  4. Small painting kit
  5. Cigarettes and lighter

Dick

  1. “Carved down piece of domino inserted domino piece into penis now wants it removed.”
  2. Sandal buckle
  3. BB
  4. Doll shoe
  5. “Had pebble stuck in penis while swimming in a lake 3 weeks ago.”
  6. Marble

Looking for a creative way to start off your New Year? Come get strange with us right here!

Check out more of the strangest objects Americans inserted into their various orifices: https://adequateman.deadspin.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-1790335507

Orlando Bloom’s Dick Wins 2016 

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Image Source: Helen Penjam on Flickr

Image Source: Helen Penjam on Flickr

The recent uncensored pictures of Orlando Bloom’s dick have gone viral, provoking a firestorm of memes and witty gifs. The photos were taken, unbeknownst to Bloom, during a particularly sexy Italian vacation with Katy Perry. While the pictures are another example of how the paparazzi flagrantly violates celebrity’s personal lives, Orlando Bloom’s enthusiastic willingness to let it all hang out has served as an inspiration for millions in the new year.

As Daily Beast reports, one photo of him “shows a perky, springy thing that seems kind of half standing to attention, and half giving into the heat of his Italian sojourn with Katy Perry.” In others, Bloom and his cock take a walk on the beach, clamber over rocks, or paddleboard-serenade a very happy Perry in the sparkling sunshine. Of course, gifs have emerged “showing general happy amazement at the hotness of Bloom and loveliness of his cock.” Bloom and his dick have entered the public consciousness, urging all of us to be a little more free and exhibitionist in 2017.

Looking for some sexy fun yourself? Let’s make it hot hot hot in the new year!

Check out more about Orlando Bloom’s inspiring dick here: https://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/08/06/thank-you-orlando-bloom-for-showing-us-that-a-dick-is-just-a-dick.html

Pornhub Reveals What Porn the World Was Watching in 2016 

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Image Source: Pornhub Insights

2016 was a strange year—so why should the porn we watched be any different? Pornhub recently released their annual Year in Review report for 2016, and as usual, their insights into the world’s pornographic habits was as stimulating as ever. Considering the amount of data they had to analyze—over 91,980,225,000 videos on Pornhub, or approximately 5,246 centuries worth of porn videos played—they certainly had their hands full (along with their users!).

It seems the world really loves to search for “lesbian,” “step mom” and “MILF,” with increased searches for “lesbian scissoring,” “massage” and “ebony.” Not surprisingly (albeit a bit disturbing), Pornhub witnessed a 874 percent spike in searches for Donald Trump, with searches for his daughter Tiffany up by 2,548 percent, and future First Lady Melania up by 1,538 percent. The average time spent on Pornhub was 9 minutes and 36 seconds, which is up 16 seconds from last year. Happy New Year!

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Here’s more about the world’s porn habits: https://www.iflscience.com/technology/pornhub-reveal-what-porn-the-world-was-watching-in-2016/