In ‘Babes For Trump’ Women Bare All In Hopes of ‘Making America Great Again’

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small handsSome of Donald Trump‘s female supporters are rallying behind the candidate in the newest social media campaign that proves hot women have strong political convictions—and also nice T&A! “Babes For Trump,” which is run by four college dudes, proclaims that it’s “Making America Great Again One Babe At A Time.” Huffington Post reports, “The photos range from women covering their nipples with Trump stickers, to others where support for Trump is expressed through campaign slogans Sharpied onto women’s butts.”

The account, which is on Snapchat and Twitter, admits that “sex sells,” and doesn’t deny that it uses sexual images of women to get attention for Trump. Babes For Trump also promotes what Trump is often criticized for—his sexist remarks that suggest a woman’s worth should be determined by her looks. An example of this can be seen in one post showing a split-screen image of a female Bernie Sanders supporter and the butts of two Trump supporters. The caption reads, “You decide. We know who we’re going with.” So, America, go out there and vote—just be sure to ask the woman with the nice ass ahead of you in line who she’s voting for!

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Check out more about Babes For Trump here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/babes-for-trump-instagram_us_56f9c245e4b014d3fe23f8b8

SNL’s Glory Hole Sketch Will Make You Open-Wide With Laughter

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glory holeSNL had viewers gagging over its glory hole sketch in the most recent episode. The hottest restaurant in New York City just happened to be one of the hottest places in town for anonymous sex—back in the 70s. That’s right, glory holes are all the rage at this edgy place, because as one customer explained “Stop being a prude and eat the corn out of a glory hole!” (watch the sketch below).

“Well, back in the day this building was one of the most infamous underground sex parlors in the meat packing district,” Aidy Bryant explained to her confused out of town friends. “People would come here and they would stick their business through those holes.” The trendy new restaurant had a great idea for how to use the glory holes: rather than get rid of them, they’ve been repurposed into food serving stations! Want some bread? Wrap your mouth around a firm loaf right from the convenience of your glory hole! “I like how salty it is!” exclaimed one very satisfied customer.

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Check out the SNL glory hole sketch here: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2016/04/04/snls-trendy-glory-hole-restaurant-sketch-will-make-you-open-wide-with-laughter/

Sex Toy Bomb Scare

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Our friends over at Buzzfeed News posted a story about a bomb scare in Germany yesterday, and we had to share it with you.

Why would you be interested in a bomb scare story? Because the bomb turned out to be a vibrating cock ring someone discarded in a public restroom and forgot to turn off! And their looking for the culprit to press charges. Now that’s a costly mistake.

You can read the whole story here:
https://www.buzzfeed.com/davidmack/panic-in-the-dildo#.cvQAKylp0

Let this serve as an important reminder, folks. Before you throw out your sex toys, be sure to turn them off!

Antonio Brown Had Some Boner Problems on ‘Dancing With the Stars’

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_cocks_on_filmSteeler’s wide receiver Antonio Brown just couldn’t contain his excitement while dancing with his sexy partner on “Dancing With the Stars”—literally. After a smoking dance routine, which involved lots of flirtatious kissing, touching and rubbing, the host immediately asked how he managed to stay, um, in control through it all. And, not surprisingly, the conversation went straight to Boner Town.

“I mean, [you] don’t need coaching on sexiness. We just call that flat out delicious,” said the host to a blushing Brown about the ridiculous chemistry on the dance floor. Then she said to the hot, red-headed dancer, “So the best part about this is you basically became a coach for Antonio, teaching him rubbing, touching…” Antonio admitted that the week he spent preparing for the performance was “a little difficult” because of “blood flow.” The host added “booming. Boom.ing!” Well, that’s one way to keep up your energy during practice!

Looking to get some “blood flow” into your life? Come dance with us!

Check out the video of Antonio Brown’s boner problems on “Dancing With the Stars” here: https://deadspin.com/antonio-brown-had-some-boner-problems-while-training-fo-1767966069

Dominatrix Gets Reported For Walking Man On Dog Leash Through City Streets

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A British dominatrix known as Paige is in danger of being thrown in the dog house for walking a man on a dog leash through the streets of England. It seems not everyone was wagging with delight at the spectacle. A local councilman said he would report the “anti-social” incident to police to ensure the kinky dog-walking is not “repeated on their streets.”

The dominatrix was “puppy training” her client, which is a “humiliation” exercise where she leads him through the streets on all fours. She explained that he flew to the UK and paid her $1,500 for the experience of crawling around England wearing a leash and collar. The councilman who’s complaining to the police said that “Although I’m aware that this is not a criminal offense, this kind of behavior is not desirable in my ward, or anywhere else in the city.” Maybe someone should put a muzzle on him?

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Check out more about the dominatrix who walked a man on a dog leash through the streets of England:https://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/dominatrix-reported-cops-walking-man-leash-article-1.2521110

Khloe Kardashian Is Down To Experiment With Foot Fetishes

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_feetKhloe Kardashian recently opened up about her sex life and which sexual fetishes she’s into. And as it turns out, she’s down for a lot of kinky stuff! Not only is she into S&M, but she’s also up for some foot fetish play. Here’s what she said.

  1. She’s down for some (light) S&M
    Khloe confessed that she keeps a rhinestone whip by the side of her bed! “Sadists get off on pain, which I can appreciate,” writes Khloe. She also likes “love bites,” but she’s probably not going to get in “cages and shit like that” anytime soon.
  2. She’s cool with your foot fetish
    If her lover has a foot fetish and wants to kiss or massage her pretty feet, she’s all for it!
  3. Furries are a no-no
    “Some people like getting dressed up as animals when they have sex. Just not my thing.” Take note, Furries who are also Kardashian fans—she probably won’t be pulling on your squirrel tail to get a nut anytime soon!
  4. Adult Diaper Fetish is not her thing
    She summed up her feelings for this kinky fetish with a simple “Fuck no.” Fair enough.

In the mood to experiment with some kinky stuff yourself? Whatever your fetish, we’re always game here!

Check out more about which sexual fetishes Khloe Kardashian’s down with here: https://www.cosmopolitan.co.uk/entertainment/news/a42304/khloe-kardashian-shares-fetish-preferences-sexual/

‘Vote Trump, Get Dumped’ Campaign Stages Sex Strike Against Trump Supporters

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votetrumpgetdumpedThroughout history, women have staged sex strikes to raise awareness for important political issues. And now, a couple from Ohio is starting a campaign to get women to pledge that they won’t “date, sleep with, or canoodle with” anyone who supports GOP candidate Donald Trump. “The Greeks did it. Women during the temperance movement did it,” the Vote Trump, Get Dumped website reads. “This is a tried and true method of getting men’s attention when they’re being dumb.” The campaign’s Facebook image is of a pair of naked, crossed legs that represents what Slate is calling “political chastity.”

“To cast a vote for Trump is to agree with his sexist, perverted, demeaning, backwards, offensive treatment of women,” the website reads. Vote Trump, Get Dumped compiled a damning compilation of the worst things Trump has said about women over the years. Many of his most outrageously misogynist quotes have been made into mock-motivational posters with beautiful scenic backgrounds, including this gem: “You know, it really doesn’t matter what [the media] write, as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.” Viewers are asked to imagine having a president who says things like, “If Hillary Clinton can’t satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America?” As sex strikes usually go, they’re more about getting the media’s attention and raising awareness of important issues than in actually convincing men to change their minds as a result of desperate horniness. It also allows frustrated women to have a fun outlet to vent their rage.

Looking for a fun outlet yourself? No matter your politics, you can be sure we satisfy here!

Check out more about Vote Trump, Get Dumped: https://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2016/03/23/vote_trump_get_dumped_campaign_asks_women_to_stage_a_sex_strike_against.html

Shirley MacLaine Says the Key to a Happy Marriage is an Open Relationship

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_indiaActress and national hero Shirley MacLaine just revealed the secret to a happy and long-lasting union in her latest radio interview. She gave her answer in just two-words: open relationship. That’s right, MacLaine shared that the key to her 30-year marriage with Hollywood producer Steve Parker was not taking monogamy too seriously.

In her characteristically cool way, she informed listeners that she “Practiced an open marriage. No one understood it.” Her husband lived overseas for much of their marriage, while she worked in the U.S. They had a wonderful relationship, and the actress said their friendship was the foundation for their long and happy marriage. But it was the “freedom” they both enjoyed in their open marriage that she credited for making their love last. Although the only relationship she’s in now is with her three dogs, MacLaine revealed in a different interview that she always enjoyed a very active sex life. “I’ve had an awful lot of lovers,” MacLaine said. “I’ve had three people in one day.” That’s what we call a well-lived life!

Looking for something a bit unconventional? We are all about “active” living here!

Check out more about Shirley MacLaine’s open marriage here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/shirley-maclaine-reveals-the-shocking-reason-her-marriage-lasted_us_56ec3c84e4b084c67220239a

Hitler Had a Poo Fetish

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PooEmojiAccording to a top secret spy dossier, the sex life of Adolph Hitler was about as twisted as you’d expect. Wartime studies by a US intelligence agency found the Fuhrer had a fetish for “poo sex.” The evil dictator got off on women standing over him and defecating, and apparently, he was incapable of having vanilla sex.

The intelligence report was later turned into a book called “A Psychological Analysis of Adolph Hitler His Life and Legend,” which looked into Hitler’s personal life to try and get a glimpse inside the demented ruler’s mind. The doctor who investigated his life for the book concluded that Hitler was a “coprophiliac,” someone who gets turned on by poo. The doctor said: “The practice of this perversion represents the lowest depths of degradation.” Other interesting facts: Hitler had a micropenis and just one testicle. He also had a thing for “peasant girls” with big butts: “When they stand in the fields and bend down at their work so that you can see their behinds, that’s what he likes, especially when they’ve got big round ones,” said a Nazi Brown Shirt.

Having a poo fetish is very much not allowed on NiteFlirt, but if you’re in the mood for something kinky, we’ve got you covered!

Check out more about Hitler’s poo fetish here: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/adolf-hitlers-disgusting-sex-fetish-7506488

Pornhub Leprechaun Porn Rises 8,000% on St. Patrick’s Day

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Image Source: Flickr.com | User: nataliemaynorBased on last year’s statistics, Pornhub expected its viewers t0 to get lucky this past St. Patrick’s Day—with leprechaun porn! “Pornhub has reported that searches for ‘leprechaun’ porn rose by 8,142% compared to daily averages on March 17, 2015, and the number of people searching for St. Patrick’s Day-related porn went up by 6,000%,” reports Mashable. Pornhub also found the words “luck” and “lucky” dramatically increased on the notoriously rowdy holiday.

Popular searched terms also included “Irish creampie,” “Celtic,” “Irish anal,” and, even stranger, “Green panties.” According to Pornhub, Irish porn searches rise in the week leading up to St. Patty’s Day, and spike 3,000% on the holiday weekend. We guess these kinky viewers really want those horny leprechauns to help them find that pot of gold! Ah, the luck of the Irish!

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Check out more about Pornhub’s leprechaun porn 8,000% rise here: https://perezhilton.com/2016-03-17-st-patricks-day-leprechaun-porn-pornhub-statistics/?from=post#.VuzRoxIrKRs