Someone Sent the Oregon Militants a Bag of Dicks

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_zombieYou might remember hearing about a group of militants taking over an Oregon wildlife refuge. You know, the one being called “Y’All Qaeda” and “Vanilla ISIS” on social media. Well, now they have a new recruiting video featuring a militant named Jon Ritzheimer—but the real star of the clip is a bag of dicks (watch below).

The group has been calling on the public to send them essential, survivalist supplies, such as French vanilla coffee creamer, Miracle Whip, hair conditioner and pillowcases. But as Ritzheimer points out in the video, some people are responding to the plea not with necessary supplies, but with other “hateful stuff”—which apparently includes dildos, and as Ritzheimer calls one package, “a bag of dicks.” “It’s really ridiculous,” Ritzheimer complains. “Rather than going out and doing good, they just spend all their money on hate and hate and hate and hate.” We don’t know, sending a bag of dicks seems like a pretty great way to show love and support to us!

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Check out the video of an Oregon militant getting sent a bag of dicks here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOzRl6pdYBs

Virtual Vaginas Are Teaching the Masterful Art of the Female Orgasm

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_vibrator1The makers of the website OMGYes are leading the way to a whole new era of female pleasure, one virtual vagina at a time. They decided that an instructional, interactive website could help close the orgasm gap and get women off just as often as men during sex. The instructional website is basically a huge encyclopedia of clitoral touching based on interviews their research team conducted with over 2,000 women.

Now they are offering their findings on female pleasure to the internet. For a small fee, you can learn techniques like “edging,” “hinting,” “staging,” and “accenting,” each with their own descriptions and videos. OMGYes also has “touchable technology,” which helps members to learn about the female orgasm through interactive images of pussies that can be touched, rubbed, flicked, etc. And as you interact with virtual pussies, a sexy narrator leads you through the techniques, describing in explicit, breathy detail how she likes to be touched. The simulations, based on the interviews and the anatomies of real women, are extremely realistic, if not entirely pornographic. “We’re hoping that it gives people a toolkit of things to discover and explore, and new ways to talk about it all,” said a researcher.

Looking for something sexy and interactive? We can lead you through stimulating experiences right here!

Check out more about how virtual vaginas are teaching the art of the female orgasm here: https://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/12/30/can-kinsey-approved-virtual-vaginas-help-close-the-orgasm-gap.html

Comic Shares Dick Pic on Instagram—For 18 Hours

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_strawberryAdult Swim star and comedian Eric André proved that Instagram is too wrapped up with policing nip slips to notice dick pics. André put not one but two full-frontal nude pictures of himself up on the site for 18 straight hours before they were finally taken down. These images were not subtle—and if you’re familiar with the comedian, you know subtlety is definitely not his thing—with André’s dick front and center in each photo (you can check out the now doctored pics below).

Instagram has strict rules about nudity on its site, so how was it possible that André’s dick went unnoticed for almost a full day? Many have pointed out that the comedian’s stunt proves the sexist double standard of male and female nudity on the site. While Instagram is hard at work making sure lady pubes and nipples don’t make it into your feed, a guy posts two full-on dick pics to his account and removes them—eventually—before the site can suspend his access. And his account is still active, so we can only assume Instagram probably never even noticed the stunt! So, guys, feel free to go nuts with those dick pics—but watch out, ladies, that “Free the Nipple” campaign hasn’t leveled the (sexist) playing field yet!

In the mood for something scandalous yourself? We are definitely not about subtlety here!

Check out more about Eric André’s dick pics on Instagram here: https://www.gq.com/story/eric-andres-naked-penis-instagram

7 True and Hilarious SEX-Pectations Vs. Reality

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_girls_eatingBuzzfeed’s newest illustrated article shows what sex is like when we’re anticipating it in our minds versus what it’s really like in reality. And probably every person can relate to one scenario or another (the hot but inevitably terrible idea of sex with an ex. Or the frustrating difficulty of what should be steamy shower sex). Here are some of the truest and most hilarious SEX-pectations vs. reality (check out the illustrations below):

  1. Shower Sex
    SEX-pectation: “You’re so hot and wet!”
    Reality: “Ahh! Thought you were the girl from “The Ring” for a sec!”
  2. Your O-Face
    SEX-pectation: Rosy cheeks and wry little smile.
    Reality: Drooling, red-faced, and sweaty.
  3. Food Play
    SEX-pectation: Two perfectly fluffy dollops of whipped cream over the nipples, and one over the pussy. Perfect whipped cream bikini!
    Reality: “Oh god. So sticky. Help.”
  4. Ex Sex
    SEX-pectation: “That was SO wrong but it felt SO right.”
    Reality: “I want to kill myself.” “Me too.”
  5. Taking a Bath Together
    SEX-pectation: Romantic candles; comfortable positions; sensual sex.
    Reality: Stress; water getting all over the floor; where do our limbs go?!
  6. Reverse Cowgirl
    SEX-pectation: “Yee haw!”
    Reality: “Why are your calves so boney!”
  7. How You Look the Morning After
    SEX-pectation: *Angel of the morning
    Reality: “Ahh! Oh, sorry, thought you were the girl from “The Ring” again.”

In the mood for some hot fun? We can exceed all your SEX-pectations here!

Check out more about SEX-pectations vs. reality here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/lorynbrantz/sexpectation-vs-reality?bffbmain&utm_term=.pm0oAx8k9Q#.hvMKaAD8Jz

Get to Know MrsRobinsonTX

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How did you begin in the world of adult chat and phone sex?
My husband travels for work and I’m home by myself most of the week. He knows I do this and, as a matter of fact, I think it turns him on.  My whole life has been so quintessentially conservative, a year ago I decided to jump in feet first and at the very least cross it off my bucket list. On my first morning of camming, I found that I was surprisingly very good at it and enjoyed it immensely! So now weekday mornings are spent deliciously with NiteFlirt before heading out to the office where I work as an accountant. No, really!MrsRobinsonTX02

What is your favorite part of being a Flirt on NiteFlirt?
I’ve enjoyed meeting the most wonderful people more than anywhere else, so I call this my home now. Everyone and everything connected to NiteFlirt is very respectful, adventurous, and generous of spirit. I genuinely can’t wait to turn on my phone and cam!

What do you do for fun when not taking phone sex and phone with cam (cam sex) calls on NiteFlirt?
I love to cook, and I am as adventurous in the kitchen as the bedroom. I also love to be outdoors whether on land or by sea.

With all your experience in the world of erotic fantasy and adult chat, what’s your favorite part of sex?
I love the thrill of seduction leading up to climax. I truly believe the brain is much more powerfully erotic than body parts, so depending on the circumstance foreplay can take minutes or hours, even days…

Is there anything you do to get yourself in the mood for an erotic fantasy phone sex session?
MrsRobinsonTX03My mornings begin early in the gym with yoga and pilates so I’m always relaxed and ready for sexy sessions. Some mood lighting and music, and it’s time to dive in…

Is there any kind of specific fetish that you yourself enjoy?
One of the amazing things about NiteFlirt is the freedom it gives us to safely explore so many wonderful delights both known and unknown. So far my favorites (and most requested Goodie Bag clips too) include leg crossing/high heel tapping, zippering using all types of clothing, and trying on swimsuits and lingerie. This could entail just watching me, or integrating it into a sexy scenario in one form or another.

The 15th Annual No Pants Subway Ride

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Subway riders from cities like New York, Tokyo, Moscow, Madrid, London, and Los Angeles showed off their assets in celebration of the 15th annual No Pants Subway Ride. The pants-less ride was started in New York by the improv comedy collective Improv Everywhere, who thought it would be hilarious to see hordes of people casually riding the subway in full winter garb without pants. And now, the event has come to include people from more than 60 cities in over 25 countries who boldly take off their pants to freak out their unwitting fellow passengers (check out the images below).

“The participants behave as if they do not know each other, and they all wear winter coats, hats, scarves, and gloves,” explained Improv Everywhere on their website. “The only unusual thing is their lack of pants.” The riders in their underwear ranged from the cheeky (some women with “check it twice” on their asses) to the ironic (one guy with tuxedo briefs complete with tux jacket and bow tie) to the sexy (ladies wearing lingerie and showing off their booties). But the best part by far were the confused riders who couldn’t understand why so many people seemed to have forgotten their pants that day. Those cute pants-less kids were pretty great, too.

In the mood for something cheeky? Just show up to NiteFlirt pants-less and we’ll do the rest!

Check out more about the 15th annual No Pants Subway Ride here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/no-pants-subway-ride-2016_569373f3e4b0a2b6fb70b0c8

Fucking On a Hoverboard is Now a Thing

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It was only a matter of time before the increasingly trendy hoverboard would find a way to enter, er, glide into our sex lives. And now, hoversex is an actual thing—complete with a new porn category! That’s right, you can now watch people fuck while on hoverboards. In one video, a man glides around a room on a hoverboard while pumping into the woman who’s effortlessly wrapped around his waist. “She bounces up and down, moaning, while he glides in circles,” Broadly reports.

In a different video, a woman squats on all fours on a hoverboard, gently floating toward a hard cock that glides effortlessly into her mouth. While hoversex is a new phenomenon, it’s already captured many a hoverer’s sexual imagination. One guy pictures a whole new Kama Sutra for hoverboards: “Two people could be standing fucking doggy style, and the person in the rear would have to move back and forth on the hoverboard,” he explains. “The guy could probably lay on his back on the bed with his feet on the floor and the woman could be on the hoverboard and face either way.” One thing’s for sure, hoversex is only just taking off!

Want to have an effortlessly sexy experience yourself? Jump on your hoverboard and glide our way!

Check out more about hoversex here: https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/people-are-having-sex-on-hoverboards

You Can Now Buy the Playboy Mansion—Complete with Hugh Hefner

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Are you particularly nostalgic about all the sexy shenanigans that’s gone on at the Playboy Mansion all these years? Do you have millions to invest in real estate? If the answer to both of these questions is “yes,” we’ve got good news for you: the Playboy Mansion is up for sale!

For only $200 million, you can sleep where some of the most beautiful and naked women have partied, or swim in the infamous grotto. And you’ll never guess the amazing bonus that comes with the house—Hugh Hefner himself! “According to TMZ, whomever purchases the mansion will be required to give Hef a life estate, which means he will be allowed to live there until he dies and becomes an actual apparition,” reports Jezebel. Just think, with Hef thrown in to the deal, you’re getting one house, but twice the nostalgia!

Feel like having some epic good times yourself? You don’t need $200 million to have a party you’ll never forget!

Check out more about the Playboy Mansion going up for sale here.

This Woman’s Making History as Penthouse’s First Plus-Sized Model

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Kelly Shibari is redefining beauty in adult entertainment one sexy spread at a time. She is 43-years-old, half-Asian, full-figured, and now making history as Penthouse’s first plus-sized model. She represents a welcome change in the adult film industry, switching up the typical “conventional” models seen in magazines like Penthouse who are usually white, thin, and young. Shibari was initially nervous about adding a plus-sized model to Penthouse in case “people are going to be like, ‘Ugh, I’m never going to buy the magazine again.'”

But now she feels positive about her feature in the famous magazine: “I think that the way things have been going the past few years, with size acceptance and more plus-sized men and women being in the mainstream spotlight as well as in adult entertainment, I think that the reception will be good,” she said. Her growing fanbase proves that a wide demographic of people are looking for more diverse porn stars. You can check out the voluptuous, sexy adult film actress featured in the December issue, alongside two skinny models in a side-show inspired spread.

In the mood for some adult entertainment yourself? We’ve got all the (hot) diversity you’re looking for right here!

Meet the Winner of Pornhub’s First College Scholarship

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pornhubPornhub, the world’s largest provider of free porn, is trying to clean up its image with its latest philanthropic endeavor: a college scholarship. The scholarship is worth $25,000, and the winner must be at least 18 years-old and have a 3.2 GPA. The winner was chosen, and she isn’t exactly what you’d picture for the massive adult website.

MaryAnn Uribe, a 48-year-old mother of two, is a Texan with an truly incredible story. Not only was she disqualified from most scholarships because of her age, but she’s also the survivor of a crazy murder plot involving her ex-boss. According to the Washington Post, after she reported her employers to authorities for allegedly committing felony barratry, her boss put a hit on her. She’s now trying to move on with her life and begin studies at a four-year university—which has been made possible by the good folks at Pornhub! “MaryAnn epitomizes the drive for determination and success; from her indelible personality, to the resiliency she’s shown to achieve her goals,” the announcement on Pornhub’s website reads. Now we have even more reason to love Pornhub!

Looking for a little adult entertainment? No application necessary here—everyone’s a winner at NiteFlirt!

Check out more about Pornhub’s college scholarship here: https://jezebel.com/winner-of-pornhubs-college-scholarship-is-a-48-year-old-1748987767