A US teenage chess prodigy dogged by claims he used vibrating “anal beads” to cheat during a high-stakes match has been vindicated after he and his opponent agreed to resolve a bombshell legal battle. Norwegian grandmaster Magnus Carlsen rocked the chess world after accusing his rival Hans Niemann of using a sex toy to cheat during a recent tournament. Niemann, who fiercely denied the allegations, swiftly slapped Carlsen and online platform Chess.com with a $100 million lawsuit accusing them of defamation for the bead-cheating allegations.

Now, months after the so-called cheating saga, ahem, penetrated the chess world, all parties have agreed to drop the legal fight, Chess.com revealed in a statement. The allegations sparked such uproar that Niemann started facing wild rumors that he’d used a rectally inserted sex toy to receive wireless signals from his coach about his winning moves. “I look forward to competing against Magnus in chess rather than in court,” Niemann said in a joint statement.

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Researchers found that men and women aged between 62 and 74 who described their sex life as “very pleasurable and satisfying” had better cognitive health scores five years later than those who had rated sex less enthusiastically. The results could be due to the stress-relieving benefits of good sex, the researchers said, as well as the release of the pleasure hormone, dopamine. “Stress prevents the new formation of neurons [neurogenesis] in the hippocampus, an area of the brain associated with memory,” they wrote in their research paper.

“Older adults who enjoy satisfying sexual activities may experience decreased stress that may in turn protect neurogenesis,” they explained. And there was even better news for those aged 75-90, the study found: their sex didn’t even have to be all that good, it just had to be frequent. “That sexual frequency matters in older ages may be because having any sex in these later years, regardless of sexual quality, is beneficial for health outcomes,” they wrote in their paper, published in the Journal of Sex Research.

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Talk about a bummer. Nearly 4,000 people are hospitalized with sexual objects in their rectum each year, according to a new study published in The American Journal of Emergency Medicine. The study—said to be the first “nationally representative data” on rectal foreign bodies in the US—found 38,948 emergency department visits based on 885 cases in a 10-year time period.

Of these reported cases, the average age of the patient visiting the emergency room was 43 years old, nearly 78% of the patients were male, and 40% of these patients required hospitalization. Over half of the foreign bodies were sexual objects, which could be items like vibrators, anal beads, or other toys. Last year, a French senior citizen left doctors shell-shocked when he arrived with a World War I artillery shell lodged in his rectum—it caused the hospital to be partially evacuated over bomb scare concerns.

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Robotaxis can now operate in San Francisco 24/7—so of course people are having sex in them. According to an article in The San Francisco Standard, some customers aren’t just busy—they’re also getting busy. The Standard spoke to numerous people who have claimed to have sex in robotaxis, specifically Cruise, not Waymo. 

“The fact that we were out and about in public, the whole taboo of it being kind of wrong made it more fun and exciting,” one woman told the Standard. While sex isn’t against the rules, per se, passenger activity is surveilled inside the car. The Standard cited a 2019 article about autonomous vehicles and the future of urban tourism, saying that sex and sex work inside these cars will be a growing phenomenon—even predicting that AVs will replace “hotels by the hour.”

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A physiotherapist claims in an X-rated memoir that she had a threesome with two senior England footballers in her treatment room. The ‘Secret Physio,’ writing anonymously, claims she also had affairs with two of the world’s best tennis players, an England cricket star and rugby players. ”Do you wear lingerie beneath that uniform? You are very beautiful, I’d love to see you naked,” the author writes in the steamy memoir.

The masseuse said she then had sex with the footballer before a second “equally famous” one walked in and they had a threesome. “I worked in sport for 30 years with many players and the truth is that I had sexual encounters with several of the stars of world sport,” she said. “Some of the biggest names you can imagine. It’s insane how sexual the world of sport is.”

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A sex therapist takes a hands-on approach with her clients—literally. The “veteran” sex worker, who has spent 15 years in the industry, claims that women have asked her to “demo sex acts” on their husbands, while some wives grant their eager hubbies a “hall pass” to pay her a visit. “Some ladies say, ‘I don’t always want to be involved in this but I want to know who you are, I want to approve of you and I’m going to let him come and see you,’” said the intimacy educator, who earns a whopping $500,000 per year for her services.

Outside the bedroom, she supports her customers emotionally and gives them tips for maintaining a healthy sex life, and, consequently, their marriage. “People are usually nervous so I have to do my job at making them feel very comfortable and easing them into it, I’m kind of like the guide,” she said, noting that she wants the women to “feel very confident and comfortable.” “Couples who have sessions with me are the coolest in the world because they understand the importance of sexuality in their relationship as a part of maintaining a healthy marriage,” she said.

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A new survey is giving workers a reason to head back to the office. Adult toy brand Lovehoney polled 2,017 American adults about their love lives, with a whopping 40% of respondents admitting they’ve had sex and/or a romantic relationship with a coworker. Shockingly, 11% admitted that they got it on with a colleague while they were in a relationship with someone else—and 9% of those were married.

Interestingly, married workers were more likely to have a sexual relationship with a subordinate coworker than their single counterparts. A third of the respondents (33%) who admitted to having sex with a colleague while married said it was with a subordinate, while just 18% of those who hooked up while single did so with someone working in a lower position than them. “It’s possible that both parties are attracted to the inherent roles or power dynamic,” researchers explained, adding, “It’s not uncommon to be turned on by someone who leads or guides you, and the flip side is also true.

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A millionaire banker has gone viral in Italy for accusing his fiancée of cheating at their glitzy engagement party. The disgruntled man took to the microphone in front of 150 high-society guests to slam his bride-to-be, saying he refused to be a “cuckold.” “Don’t think it pleases me to look like a cuckold in front of all of you,” he said during the mic-drop moment.

“Dear Cristina, I know how much you are in love with him mentally and sexually,” he said. “I know that before him you had a relationship with an industrialist acquaintance,” the banker further blasted, claiming his fiancée was a serial cheater. The “cuckolding” bride-to-be has since hit back, calling in her attorneys and saying she has possible plans to sue her former fiancée for “reputational damage” and “very serious attacks on social media.”

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A $29 massager from Target has left shoppers with tongues wagging after social media pointed out its uncanny resemblance to an X-rated toy. The retail giant’s Sharper Image Personal Touch Go Massager looks exactly like the popular $240 Magic Wand vibrator, leaving people wondering if it is in fact a dupe or just a funny coincidence. Target’s product description reads: “Treat yourself to a soothing massage with our Sharper Image Personal Touch Go Massager!

The massager has vibrator-like features like “whisper quiet operation” and “splash-proof for easy cleaning.” It also promises that you’ll be left feeling “energized and relaxed” after using it. As one user on social media pointed out: “Whole new meaning to Target now being self-serve.”

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Harry Styles hopes to follow in Gwyneth Paltrow’s footsteps as he gears up to launch his own “sex-themed” perfume. The singer will reportedly sell the naughty perfumes as part of his lifestyle brand Pleasing, inspired by Goop and Gwyneth’s infamous vagina candles. Harry named the aromas Rivulets, Closeness, Bright and Hot—aiming to evoke “a delightful encounter with a stranger.”

The racy description for Closeness reads “a whispered ‘yes’, skin pressed against skin.” Harry said of his brand’s new CEO: “His exceptional vision and extensive experience will be invaluable as we enter the next chapter of Pleasing.” Gwyneth launched her lifestyle brand in 2008 and has flogged several ideas, including vaginal steamers. 

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