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Music Video Features Two Inflatables Having Sex 

inflatable-tubeWe’re willing to bet everyone at one time or another has been transfixed by an inflatable writhing in the wind. But what we’re more curious about is how many of those people have thought about what it’d look like if two of those energetic air dancers got together and fucked (full disclosure: we have!). Well, now there’s a music video featuring two inflatables having sex to sate your curiosity!

Andrew McMahon’s newest music video for his song, “Fire Escape,” dubbed “An Inflatable Love Story,” tells the story of a sexy, big-lipped inflatable lady and her feisty man—who looks like he’s got a permanent O face—having some wild fuck fests! You see the pair going at it in the park and (hence the song’s title) on the fire escape. They knock furniture over in their passionate attempt to get to the bedroom—where we see some hot inflatable cunnilingus! And yes, inflatable sex pretty much looks like you’d expect it to, with lots of exuberant, rhythmic pumping. Hold me closer tiny dancer!

Looking for something transfixing? Come get wild with us!

Check out the music video with two inflatables having sex here: https://www.dailydot.com/upstream/andrew-mcmahon-fire-escape-video/

Indiegogo Now Lets Users Crowdfund the Sex Toy Of Their Dreams

Image Source: TwerkingButt.comIndiegogo recently launched a new feature to its online fundraising site: a curated collection of sex-enhancing products, called Indiegogo After Dark. Since so many crowdfunded sex toys have been a smash hit on the site (Eva, the hands free vibrator; the Autoblow 2), it only makes sense that Indiegogo would offer independently produced sex toy innovations. The collection features 15 of the leading campaigns funded by users who want new and exciting sex toys.

The company describes its collection as “Private projects funded publicly, from sexual wellness to adult themes.” Some of the campaigns have raised nearly a million dollars, with products ranging from virtual reality-linked “strokers” for men to a sex toy that’s made with a sonic resonating motor, like the kind used in electric toothbrushes. “Though only the top-grossing campaigns are currently listed, more are sure to be added as the field of teledildonics (networked sex toy technology) grows at a rapid pace,” reports Daily Dot. So, go fund the sex toy of your dreams—before it’s even out on the market!

Looking for something innovative and exciting? We can always make your dreams come true at NiteFlirt!

Check out more about Indiegogo’s sex toy crowdfunding here: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/indiegogo-after-dark-sex-toys-fundraising/

Everyone’s Masturbating To New Fifty Shades Trailer

Image Source: Fifty Shades on Facebook

Image Source: Fifty Shades on Facebook

Within 24 hours of Fifty Shades Darker releasing its official trailer, it had broken viewing records. Variety reports that in just one day the trailer had accumulated 114 million views across YouTube, Facebook, Instagram, and other digital platforms. North America alone had 39.4 million views, and in Italy there were six million views—which leads us to the inevitable question: is everyone watching this and jerking off?

Considering how smokin’ hot the trailer is—sexy masks, shower sex, more naughty cat-and-mouse BDSM games—we’d be willing to bet a lot of viewers are. “The numbers have dethroned Star Wars: The Force Awakens, which generated 112 millions views on its first day,” reports Jezebel. “Fifty Shades Darker has awakened a true force, stirring the aroused masses into making history with their constant self-abuse.” Sexier and darker—who doesn’t love a twisted, BDSM love story?

Want to something smokin’ hot yourself? We’re always up for naughty games here!

Check out the new Fifty Shades trailer everyone’s masturbating to below and read more here: https://jezebel.com/everyones-jacking-it-to-this-trailer-1786713714

This Innovative New Condom Is Worth $1 Million

Image Source: LELO

Image Source: LELO

What might a new and improved, ridiculously long over-due condom upgrade be worth? According to Indiegogo backers, it’s $1 million. The Swedish sex toy company LELO is promising to use the money to make LELO Hex, a condom completely redesigned for both effectiveness and pleasure. “LELO Hex comes as a giant leap forward in the fight for great, safe sex—with a structurally different design, that means you can see and feel the difference,” the company says.

The condom, which has been in the works for seven years, is made of interlocking latex hexagons—one of the strongest, most durable shapes. Not surprisingly, LELO Hex’s backers have been mostly men—which makes sense, considering it’s being advertised to enhance male pleasure in particular. So, if you want a “powerfully robust,” completely re-engineered condom, a 36-pack of condoms ordered through the Indiegogo campaign will cost you $35. As LELO Hex says, “Feel the love.”

Looking for enhanced pleasure yourself? Come “feel the love” right here!

Check out more about LELO’s innovative new condom: https://mashable.com/2016/08/19/lelo-hex-condom-1-million/#x4jCXdwe2aqh

This Alarm Clock Will Wake You Up With an Orgasm

Image source: LittleRooster

Image Source: LittleRooster

Looking for a little cock-a-doodle-doo right when you wake up? Well, here’s the next best thing: an alarm clock that will get you up and get you off! Introducing the Little Rooster S, the vibrator-alarm clock hybrid for women who like some self-love before breakfast. Who needs coffee when you can have an orgasm first thing in the morning?

The device is worn inside the panties and at the specified time you get up, the device will begin to vibrate, starting out low and increasing to the wearer’s desired level of intensity. “There are 30 levels to choose from, and a spokesperson from the company claims the device is virtually silent through 27,” reports Mashable. As one reviewer at Cosmopolitan says, “You will never feel guilty about hitting the snooze button. Ever.”

Want to start your day off with a bang? We can always get you up—and off—here!

Check out more about the alarm clock that wakes you up with an orgasm: https://mashable.com/2016/09/08/vibrator-alarm-clock-little-rooster-s/#Q_Z6y57B2uqu

Make This Pasta If You’re a Single Lady Wanting To Get Laid

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_girls_eatingDid you know there’s a hook up equivalent to engagement chicken, aptly called Come Fuck Me Penne à la Vodka? Apparently, this sexy dish has been circulating among horny single women in New York City since the mid-1990s. Ladies-in-the-know call the pasta a “magical dish” that, when made correctly (this is very important), will make men putty in your hands—or, more specifically, in your bed!

The folklore goes that if you follow the recipe EXACTLY ACCORDING TO INSTRUCTIONS, your man will desire you like never before. Unlike engagement chicken, this isn’t about “putting a ring on it”—it’s just about getting laid! The recipe wasn’t originally supposed to create a sex spell, but after it was perfected and passed along to frisky women, it quickly became known as not only a way to have sex, but as a way to have really, really great sex! Who knew there’s a magic correlation between penne and great orgasms? Seductresses: get cooking!

Looking to get things cooking yourself? Come get hot in the NiteFlirt kitchen!

Check out more about the pasta recipe that will get you laid here: https://www.refinery29.com/come-fuck-me-penne-a-la-vodka-recipe

Women Show Their O Face In Music Video About Female Pleasure

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_orgasm5Feminist rapper Miss Eaves wrote a catchy song about the joys of female masturbation. And now there’s a music video which shows women acting out their O face to illustrate what real female pleasure actually looks like (watch video below). As you can imagine, the effect is quite stimulating.

Miss Eaves explained that the goal of the video was to depict “a bunch of different women with different body types and ethnicities showing their orgasm face…and not in a pornographic way, but in a very realistic way.” While filming, she encouraged the women to avoid “tropes of what they thought should be sexy,” and instead asked them to act out their own individual experience of getting off. “There’s a range of things that arouse people, and a range of ways that people show their arousal…it should be up to you, as far as what you think turns you on and what makes you feel good,” said Miss Eaves. Way to keep it real, ladies!

Looking for some real pleasure yourself? We can be quite stimulating, too!

Check out the video of women showing their O face here: https://www.refinery29.com/2016/08/121765/hump-day-song-shanthony-exum

Man Complains To Ikea About Getting His Balls Stuck In Their Chair 

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_steelballsNorwegian photographer Claus Jørstad recently took to Ikea’s comments page to complain about his recent purchase. Like many customers, he had some strong opinions about the chair he bought—except his hilarious post was shared tens of thousands of times. It seems Ikea’s Marius chair, which he bought to use as a shower stool after a knee injury, has some ill-conceived holes in it—if you have testes.

In his own words: “Sitting there and noticing the accident, I bent down to see what the f*ck happened, I realized the little nutter has got stuck.” His “nutter,” (or “the skipper and two sailors”) is his nuts, in case that’s not clear, which got stuck in the holes in the chair. The poor bastard panicked a bit, but luckily the cold water kicked on before too long and, because of the natural miracle known as shrinkage, he was freed. Thankfully, he’s come up with a solution to the Ikea chair fiasco: covering the holes with a washcloth. It’s named “weinermonkey.”

Looking for some wet and wild action? We promise no “skipper” or “sailors” will be endangered on our sexy voyage!

Check out more about the man who complained to Ikea after getting his balls stuck in their chair:https://www.dailydot.com/irl/ikea-chair-holes-ball-stuck/

‘Very Right Wing’ People Are Happiest With Their Sex Lives

LetsTalkSexA new European study found that people who describe themselves as “very right wing” are the most likely to be satisfied with their sex lives. The survey asked more than 19,000 people in the UK, Germany, France, Denmark and Sweden about their politics and their sex lives, and found in most countries sexual satisfaction increased the further right you went along the political spectrum. Not only that, but the five-country poll found that extreme right-wingers are also happiest overall!

“In the UK, people with left wing politics were least likely to describe their sex lives as satisfying (with 66% of people saying they were), versus 73% for those saying they were ‘very right wing,’” reports Buzzfeed. So, right-wingers are having the best sex and they’re happier—time to switch political teams? The head researcher says not so fast: “There are obviously numerous factors that might explain an individual’s sexual happiness and this study does not suggest that changing your political views would make you happier in bed (or on the stairs, on the kitchen floor, in the shower and on the backseat of the car).” The conservatives are always secretly the kinkiest….

Looking for some sexual satisfaction yourself? Whatever your politics, we can guarantee you’ll find what you like at NiteFlirt!

Check out more about the study that shows right wing people are happiest with their sex lives here:https://www.buzzfeed.com/jamesball/green-in-the-streets-ukip-in-the-sheets?utm_term=.xlxyb7R9G5#.blgJBxWLYA

George From ‘Seinfeld’ Porn Parody Is an Internet Hero 

Is there any beloved ’90s sitcom that doesn’t have a porn parody by now? Well, here’s another to forever taint your TV nostalgia: Seinfeld XXX Parody. It was produced by New Sensations in 2009, starring James Deen as Jerry Seinfeld, and earning 10 nominations at the AVN Awards. But the guy who plays George is currently still enjoying his success from the porno—because he’s worshipped by Seinfeld fanboys!

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It seems the Facebook group “Seinfeld Shitposting” (basically a Facebook group for image macros from Seinfeld) can’t get enough “Porn Gorg” jokes. While they like “Porn Jery” and “Porn Elane” okay, it’s Porn Gorg, or Steve Pomerantz as he’s known in real life, who they’re fascinated with. George is the perfect candidate for internet jokes, but as Daily Dot speculates, “maybe it’s just funny to imagine a super-virile George Costanza.” And Steve Pomerantz takes pictures of hot models for a living, so really, he’s like a real life Bizarro George alter ego! So, there you go, George—you can now be king of your own small internet universe!

Want to have a successful experience yourself? We know a thing or two about super-virile alter egos here!

Check our more about George from ‘Seinfeld’ porn parody becoming an internet sensation: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/actor-seinfeld-porn-gorg/