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There’s a Sex Toy That Looks Like the Eggplant Emoji 

imageEveryone’s favorite phallic emoji just went beyond its current use as a hilarious sexual innuendo. Now you can take the beloved cock stand-in out of your sexts and into your bedroom with a new sex toy made in its likeness! That’s right, the Emojibator just went on sale—and it’s not just some cute novelty.

While it may seem like a gimmick intended for laughs, the Emojibator is actually a high-tech vibrator which, according to the product description, promises a “healthy serving of vitamin D.” Some of its features include 10 vibration settings, and a completely watertight “stem.” Made of medical-grade silicone, it’s an exact, real-life replica of the impressive eggplant emoji. Now they just need to create a peach emoji sex toy and we’ll be all set!

Looking to go beyond the eggplant emoji sext yourself? You won’t find any gimmicks in our bedroom!

Check out more about the sex toy that looks like the eggplant emoji here: https://www.refinery29.com/2016/08/121893/emojibator-eggplant-emoji-sex-toy

Pamela Anderson’s Hypocritical Anti-Porn Stance

If you had to guess the most unlikely person to jump on the anti-porn bandwagon, Pamela Anderson would probably come to mind. Everyone knows the blonde bombshell has profited off her “leaked” sex tape, not to mention has made a career over sexualizing herself. So it comes as a bit of a shock to hear her publicly condemn pornography in a recent Wall Street Journal op-ed, co-authored with Rabbi Shmuley Boteach.

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In the op-ed, they claim the Anthony Weiner (Weinergate) scandal is the result of the “public hazard” known as porn addiction. Aside from the fact that porn has literally nothing to do with Weiner’s seemingly compulsive need to send dick pictures to women on the internet, this type of old-world moralizing basically just puppets the same tired rhetoric that conservative, religious politicians use. And this coming from a woman who capitalized on her sex symbol status for years, starting off as a Playboy bunny, and starring in soft core porn flicks like Barb Wire. If Pamela Anderson really believes “porn is for losers,” she might want to rethink her entire career that has been built almost entirely on getting people off.

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Check out more about Pamela Anderson’s hypocritical anti-porn stance here: https://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/09/03/porn-industry-shocked-by-pamela-anderson-s-hypocritical-anti-porn-crusade.html

11 Sexual Fortune Cookies 

Sometimes you get a little more than you bargained for with your fortune cookie—in terms of the sexual innuendos! Does the cookie mean what you think it means when it says “Things are looking up”? Here are 11 sexual fortune cookies that foretell a very promising future—in the bedroom!

  1. Special touches have been planned with you in mind.”
    Delicious Chinese food and a “special” little something something for dessert? Yes please!
  2. Before you receive, you must give.”
    Excellent advice!
  3. Bend the rod while it’s still hot.”
    That could get dangerous, fortune cookie!
  4. Don’t stop now!”
    The fortune cookie is close!
  5. Constant grinding can turn an iron rod into a needle.”
    Hm. It’s usually the opposite, in our experience…
  6. Your smile is a curve that can get a lot of things straight.”
    Aw, you’re so sweet—and naughty—fortune cookie!
  7. You are talented with your hands.”
    Thanks, we get that all the time!
  8. You will soon get unexpected kisses in unexpected places.”
    Oooh, promise?!
  9. Be prepared to receive something special with no strings attached.”
    Best fortune ever!
  10. Your tongue is your ambassador.”
    So we’ve been told…
  11. Others admire your flexibility.”
    Yes. Yes they do.

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Check out more sexual fortune cookies here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/lindsayfarber/sexual-fortune-cookies-that-deserve-a-fucking-medal?utm_term=.epNzQbeoNY#.wyjVgZyxNG

‘Eat It’: the Art Show Dedicated To Eating Pussy

naked beautiful bodyThe sex-positive, feminist art show, “Eat It,” is using the words of cunnilingus enthusiast Lil Wayne as inspiration: “I got a sweet tooth. Now can I eat you?” The show, curated by comedian and writer Alison Stevenson and filmmaker and artist Elizabeth Vazquez, is all about the joys of eating pussy. The women are hoping to normalize and celebrate the act of going down because, as they say, “It’s an act that’s not as celebrated as other sex acts.”

“Eat It” showcases the art of some amazing feminist artists, including Frances Canon, Fahren Feingold, and Priyanka Paul, to show just how beautiful cunnilingus can be. And the show does not shy away from body parts and details: “The philosophy was basically, the more graphic the better,” Stevenson said. Even if you can’t make the exhibition, they want you to take their muff-diving philosophy to heart: “Ask! Communicate! Communication is a really important part of sex. People shy away from it, they think it ruins the moment, but it will actually make the moment a lot better.” And we can all draw inspiration from Lil Wayne, who says in his song, “Pussy Monster”: “It’s like I gotta eat it just to stay alive.”

Looking for something tasty and sweet? We’ve got just the thing for your sugar craving!

Check out more about “Eat It” here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/eat-it-cunnilingus-feminist-art-show_us_57b74f0ce4b03d51368850bd

Dinosaur Butt Sex Book Is Finalist For a Prestigious Award

NiteFlirt_best_Phone _Sex_HOT_JOCK_ASSChuck Tingle is the erotic fiction writer behind such beloved works as Pounded In the Butt By My Own Butt. Fans love him for his raunchy sense of humor and hot sci-fi sex. But would anyone call his latest smutty short story “Space Raptor Butt Invasion” a literary masterpiece? Apparently, the answer is yes, according to the folks who judge the esteemed Hugo Award.

The Hugo Award, given annually to the best works in science fiction and fantasy, is widely considered one of the most prestigious science fiction awards. So, you may be wondering—have they lost their damn minds nominating “Space Raptor Butt Invasion”? The short answer is, sort of: according to the Guardian, a right-wing campaign of conservatives is seeking to “combat the Hugo tendency to reward works deemed ‘niche, academic, overtly to the left in ideology and flavour, and ultimately lacking what might best be called visceral, gut-level, swashbuckling fun.’” Given this criteria, yes, it does seem “Space Raptor Butt Invasion” would indeed give readers “gut-level, swashbuckling fun.” Perhaps these judges might also find something of high literary merit over at Pornhub—there’s plenty of butt invasion going on there!

Dinosaurs may be extinct, but sex with them (or any other animal) is not allowed on NiteFlirt. If you’re interested in some raunchy fun that is allowed, we’re confident we could win any award in the x-rated category!

Check out more about the dinosaur butt sex book up for a prestigious award here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/jarrylee/space-raptor-butt-invasion?utm_term=.anyW9oMBYl#.sgjQEAl6KL

Fuck Buddies Share The Secret To Their Success

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sex2Sex is great. Friends are great. But when you mix the two, you usually get mixed results. While no-strings-attached sex should be a good time, unfortunately because of a pesky thing called “feelings,” that’s not often the case. Which is what makes these fuck buddies’ success stories so remarkable! Here’s what successful fuck buddies told Vice about how they keep it casual, without spoiling the relationship.

Grace and Hans met at a club and started fucking casually for about two years. Even though they have mutual friends, and would often see each other dating other people, they both say they never got jealous. How? “I think it’s all about not catching the feels,” says Hans. Now they’re just friends, “we hang without the bang,” but they say not “catching feels,” having distance, and showing respect is what made their casual relationship successful. Another couple agree that sleeping around and being laid back is the key to a successful fuck buddy system. Their advice: “Only do it with people you can be mates with. Be laid-back about it, have a sense of humor. Don’t be dicks to each other. Remember: it’ll be a good story one day.”

Looking for something fun and casual? We are all about no-strings-attached here!

Check out more fuck buddy success stories here: https://www.vice.com/read/successful-fuck-buddies-talk-about-how-they-kept-it-casual

Introducing The First Feminist Porn Magazine

Copy-of-Stripper_on_a_Pole_svgFrom the outside, you might think Math Magazine is a sexy looking academic journal. But on the inside, you’ll find an erotic porn magazine hiding in plain sight. It’s the creation of editor-in-chief MacKenzie Peck, who wanted to make a progressive porn publication that was ethical, inclusive, and sexy as hell. “Readers can still have the discovery, the surprise, even that sense of taboo,” Peck said. “But with the knowledge that everything was produced in collaboration with models and using the most ethical practices.”

Another goal of the magazine was to represent a diversity of body types and sex acts, while keeping things nasty: “One of my main focuses is maintaining a high level of quality while continuing to push boundaries in terms of kink and sexuality and unrepresented groups,” said Peck. The second issue of Math embodies these goals perfectly, with a photograph of an elderly couple making out, a fuck fest between three men, and a BDSM sequence involving ropes, harnesses and spankings. At the end of the day, what Peck really wants is for people to get off: “It should inspire you to have an encounter with it, or with someone. Or masturbate.”

Want to get nasty yourself? We can give you all the inspiration you need here!

Check out more about the first feminist porn mag: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/math-magazine-feminist-porn_us_57ae25b2e4b069e7e50550d6

The Best Male Celebrity Nude Pics In the Past Year 

Image Source: The Gaily Grind

Image Source: The Gaily Grind

Male celebrities did not disappoint with hot ass and dick pics in the past year. Whether they were leaked or shared willingly, these NSFW moments had us all wagging our tongues and begging for more. Here are the best recent male celebrity nude pics.

  1. Lenny Kravitz Splits His Pants On Stage Exposing His Dick To Swedish Fans
    Who can forget when the mythically hot Lenny Kravitz bared more than just his fly soul to fans? Best wardrobe malfunction ever?
  2. John Legend’s Ass On Instagram
    A big thank you to John Legend’s wife, Chrissy Teigen, who was kind enough to share her husband’s ass with the entire internet.
  3. UK Footballer Outed As Dude Who’s Been Posting Tumblr Photos Of His Third Leg 
    Imagine fans’ surprise when bigwhitecock20, a man who’d been anonymously posting nude photos of his giant cock, turned out to be a 19-year-old UK footballer!
  4. Justin Bieber’s Dick Is On The Internet After A Naked Swim In Bora Bora 
    “While on vacation in Bora Bora, Justin Bieber decided to go for a naked swim, and as luck would have it, a paparazzo took photos of his birthday suit,” reports Gaily Grind.
  5. Former Boy Band Member Ashley Parker Angel Shows Us His Ass 
    Actor and former O-Town member, Ashley Parker Angel, celebrated the completion of his 100 Days of Fitness challenge with a sexy naked photo on Instagram. Great way to celebrate!
  6. WWE Wrestler Seth Rollins’ Nude Selfies Leaked Online After Phone Hacking 
    Naked pictures of WWE wrestlers Seth Rollins and WWE model Zahra Schreiber surfaced on several social media accounts after a phone hack.
  7. Olympian Gus Kenworthy’s Naked Instagram Pics
    American Olympic freeskier Gus Kenworthy won silver in the Winter Olympics last year, but his biggest victory was when he bravely came out. Another great bonus: his smokin’ hot Instagram feed, which shows off his incredible bubble butt!

Looking for some smokin’ hot action? We are always down to show off our sexy bods!

Check out more of the best male celebrity nude pics here: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2015/12/23/here-are-the-top-16-times-your-favorite-celebs-and-athletes-got-naked-in-2015/

Naked Guy and His Dog Photobombs Senior Portrait

Oregon high school student Jillian Henry got a lot more than she bargained for when she set out to take her senior portrait at her hometown’s beautiful river. She got in the water, looking great in her little black dress, when the session got suddenly interrupted by a dog appearing from the brush. Then she noticed the man walking the dog—because he was completely butt-ass naked!

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Yes, the man walked down to the river, in complete sight of everyone there, in nothing but his birthday suit. The high school senior of course did what anyone her age would do: post the picture of the nude photobomber to social media, with the caption “love my senior pics.” And now that the photo’s gone viral, this senior really will have the best last year of high school ever!

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Check out more about the naked guy and his dog photobombing a senior portrait here: https://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/302120/jillian-henry-nude-man-photobomb-senior-portrait/

Study Finds Only Half of British Women Can Identify the Pussy on a Diagram

A new study conducted for Gynecological Cancer Awareness Month in September asked British women to identify their lady parts on a diagram. The website encourages women to “take part in our quiz on the female anatomy and see if you can correctly label all the different parts of the female anatomy.” So, how’d they do? The results were pretty shocking.

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Only half of the 1,000 women polled for the survey could correctly locate the pussy—just 56 percent. And less than a third could correctly label all six parts. Think it’s just Brits who are too busy drinking tea and eating biscuits to learn their own anatomy? A 2014 Yale University study found that US women are equally incompetent when it comes to knowing how their own bodies work. Interestingly, the British study also found that 70 percent of women could correctly identity the foreskin, penis and testes. Looks like both Brits and Americans need to bone up on their sexual education!

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Check out more about a study in which only half of participants could identify the pussy on a diagram:https://jezebel.com/study-finds-only-half-of-british-women-can-identify-a-v-1786108361