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4 Reasons Why We Need Queer, Disabled Male Porn Stars

1465053692_37e1d45f37_mIf you’re a gay man, you know exactly what’s going to happen in a gay porn scene: two hot, able-bodied dudes making out briefly, blowing each other, fucking, then money shot. Although there’s somewhat more diversity in porn these days in terms of race and body types, adult entertainment still has a ways to go with representing all bodies, especially disabled ones. Here are 4 reasons why we need queer, disabled male porn stars.

  1. Different types of scenes 
    With a disabled person, the typical queer sex scene is made completely fresh and novel. In addition to sexualizing a disabled person by watching them undress, the viewer also sees the reality of what it’s like to have to negotiate getting into bed, with lifts/slings/etc, adding a new level of honesty and intimacy to the scene.
  2. Different positions
    With gay, disabled porn, the positions and sex are wholly new and exciting. As Andrew Morrison-Gurza, the founder of Deliciously Disabled Consulting says in the Huffington Post, “It would mean that the camera would capture something completely new and different, allowing for the viewing audience to get something fresh in their fantasy.”
  3. It would empower queer men with disabilities
    By including queer male porn stars with disabilities, queer men in the real world are able to see that their bodies are beautiful and desirable, too. “Seeing ourselves on film in this regard would act as a powerful and potent reminder that we have sexual agency and sexual capital while seated,” says Morrison-Gurza.
  4. It would send an important message to the larger queer community
    Depicting gay, disabled sex sends a powerful message to the queer community that disability is sexy, and that it’s okay to sexualize disabled bodies. It also allows LGBTQ people to become more comfortable with the idea of disability and sex. Right on!

Looking for ways to empower yourself sexually? We embrace every-body here!

Check out more about why we need gay, disabled porn stars: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/andrew-morrisongurza/pwd-pornstars-with-disabi_b_9601594.html

This Dude Got Breast Implants to Win a $100,000 Bet

What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done to win a bet? Well, if your name is Brian Zembic, an American “gambler/magician,” you’ve lived in a box on fifth avenue for a week, lived in a friend’s bathroom for a month, slept under the fifty-ninth street bridge with $10,000 wrapped around your ankle for a week, and—most impressively—gotten breast implants! Here’s his story, recounted on a recent episode of the show “Botched.”

“There’s very few things I wouldn’t do on a bet,” explained Zembic. This proved true one night in 1997 when, after admiring his friend’s girlfriend’s breast implants and then boasting “If I had boobs like hers, I can get just as much attention as she would,” his friend offered him $100,000 to prove his claim. And so he asked his plastic surgeon/gambler friend if it could be done, and then proceeded to beat him in a game of backgammon to get the procedure for free. “They really did look nice,” said Zembic about his newly acquired breasts that he’s had ever since. “And now I can see why women do certain poses, like push their boobs together or turn to the side so they look good.”

Want to have a wild experience yourself? We can make you an offer you can’t refuse right here!

Check out more about the man who got breast implants to win a bet: https://jezebel.com/did-you-hear-about-the-dude-who-got-breast-implants-to-1777875957

Sex Robots: the Future of Sex

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_robotFuturologist Ian Pearson has some interesting theories about the future of sex. According to a report he published in partnership with Bondara, a popular sex toy company in the UK, sex with a human-like robot will overtake sex between humans by 2050. While this may seem shocking, Pearson believes that in time fucking a robot will seem no more strange than viewing porn.

Pearson predicts that the key to people embracing robot sex will be improving the look and feel of the robots, so that they seem more lifelike. “A lot of people will have reservations about sex with robots at first but gradually as they get used to them, as the AI and mechanical behaviour and their feel improves, that squeamishness will gradually evaporate,” says Pearson. He also says that virtual sex and sex toys which interact with virtual reality will become commonplace in the not so distant future. While it is hard to imagine anything ever replacing human to human sex (cause there’s nothing that ever will!), we can see the appeal of relationship-free robot sex!

Looking for some no strings attached fun? You don’t need AI to have a wild good time!

Check out more about sex robots and the future of sex here: https://topratedviral.com/article/sex-robots-are-being-made-to-replace-men-by-2025/1001619?slide=4

The Internet Is Going Nuts Over Realistic Penis Shaped Lipsticks

Have you ever gotten the urge to brighten your lips with shockingly realistic lipdicks, er, we mean lipsticks? Well, now you can, thanks to Mushroom Penis Lipsticks! It seems these veiny, colorful, and shimmery lipsticks are rearing their pretty heads all over the internet lately.

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This perfect bachelorette item is selling on Amazon in a 12 pack for $18. Their colors range from “creamy pinks” to “opal rouge,” and each lipstick is “complete with a veiny shaft and perfect mushroom head,” according to the product description. In case you’re wondering, customers were pleased with the quality, but some complained that the lipsticks could get a bit, um, smushed (not a good look for a dick) in transit. We’re mainly curious about the shocked passers-by who suddenly witnessed a lady applying a dick to her lips in public. Pucker up!

Looking for exciting ways to freshen up? We can make you shimmer from head to toe here!

Check out more about realistic penis shaped lipsticks here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/penis-lipstick_us_5740b505e4b045cc9a712fd9

9 American Words That Have a Naughty Meaning in Britain

britishunderwearOy, mate. Have you ever gone to Britain and found out the awkward way that some words mean different things there? For example, if you called someone “spunky” across the pond, they’d look at you like you were batty (find out why below). Here are 9 American words that have a very different, very naughty meaning in Britain.

  1. Trump
    What it means in America: The potential next president. What it means in Britain: A fart. As Buzzfeed says, “American people entertaining the notion of ‘President Trump’ is akin to the next British prime minister being called David Fart.” A lot of people think Trump is full of hot air, so it’s actually not that absurd.
  2. Spunky
    What it means in America: Feisty; spirited; plucky. What it means in Britain: Covered in semen. So probably not a good idea to refer to your grandma as “spunky” there!
  3. Cop
    What it means in America: Police officer. What it means in Britain: To grope, i.e., “cop a feel” of a boob, a willy, or a bum.
  4. Randy
    What it means in America: A dude’s name. What it means in Britain: Extremely horny. Randy is randy, baby!
  5. Pants
    What it means in America: Trousers. What it means in Britain: Panties, i.e., knickers. So if someone yells on the street, “Put your pants on!” it has an even naughtier meaning.
  6. Fanny
    What it means in America: A butt or ass. What it means in Britain: Pussy.
  7. Pull
    What it means in America: The opposite of push. What it means in Britain: To kiss (or snog) a stranger.
  8. Knob
    What it means in America: A handle of a door or drawer. What it means in Britain: Cock or dick, as in “That guy in the speedo has a massive knob!”
  9. Muff
    What it means in America: Something warm you put over your ears. What it means in Britain: A woman’s pubes.

Are you randy for some fanny or knob? Come bring your spunky pants our way, mate!

Check out more American words that have a naughty British meaning here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/beckybarnicoat/american-words-sound-rude-in-britain?utm_term=.tcvzvegdK2#.kpdVQpozdR

‘Gigolos’ TV Star Insures His Cock For $1 Million

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_dollarsignsWhy would someone insure their cock? Well, if their cock is their livelihood, like one of the stars of Showtime’s reality series Gigolos, it might be worth over a million dollars! Nick Hawk, sex symbol with his own sex toy line and TV show, recently talked to Cosmopolitan about his decision to take out insurance on his “money-maker” for a million bucks, explaining he needed the extra protection because his clients have become too rough with him, perhaps inspired by the film Fifty Shades of Grey.

“Fifty Shades screwed me,” he said. “Most people are inexperienced [in bondage] and just getting into it, so they’re a little too rough. Everybody wants to beat each other up now, and not everybody knows how to do it effectively. It also doesn’t help that I took on this ‘bad boy’ image, so I decided to get the insurance.” He said that since sex is so rough these days “with hair-pulling and scratching and all that,” it made sense for him to “cover his assets,” so to speak. His cock is now fully insured—including theft!—so he can relax when things get really wild.

Want to make a worthwhile investment in yourself? Come get wild with us!

Check out more about the Gigolos star insuring his cock for $1 million: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2016/05/02/gigolos-tv-star-explains-why-he-insured-his-penis-for-1-million/

ErotikaLand: World’s First Sex Theme Park

Sculpture resembling sex toy in ParisHave you ever wanted to ride cock-shaped bumper cars? If so, now’s your chance! Entrepreneurs in Brazil are hoping to open ErotikaLand, the world’s first adults-only theme park. Due to open in 2018, guests can enjoy an erotic museum, a nudist pool, and a ‘7D’ cinema with vibrating seats!

Though you can’t actually fuck at the park, there will be a motel on the premises for guests to, um, unwind after a thrilling day. Other really cool features will include a “train of pleasure” with go-go boys and girls, a “sex playground” with water slide, bumper cars shaped like genitalia, and a snack bar selling aphrodisiacs. Some critics in Brazil are against the sex park because they believe it would attract “debauched individuals.” The park investors argue that ErotikaLand would create hundreds of jobs and, at $100 a ticket, would bring in lots of money to a region in desperate need of tourism. We say, as long as everyone keeps their arms and legs (and everything else!) inside of the ride at all times, let the fun begin!

Looking for a wild ride yourself? Any and all “debauched individuals” are welcome!

Check out more about ErotikaLand here: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2016/05/07/you-will-soon-be-able-to-ride-penis-shaped-bumper-cars-at-worlds-first-sex-theme-park/

‘Sex Factor’ Looks For America’s Next Top Porn Star

It was only a matter of time before shows like “American Idol” lent its formulaic premise to porn. Hence, “Sex Factor,” the XXX version of “The Voice,” that wants to find America’s next top porn star. The eight-woman, eight-man competition, which debuts May 19 at the Xhamster.com porn website and at SexFactor.com, is offering two very lucky contestants $1 million each for their hard-won victories! And so far, the competition is stiff (no pun intended!).

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“Kinky contestants are judged by adult performers Tori Black, Remy LaCroix, Lexi Belle, Asa Akira and the lone male, Keiran Lee, whose penis is supposedly insured for $1 million,” reports the Huffington Post. The show’s creator Buddy Ruben believes the key to the show’s success will be the quirky contestants’ personalities, more than the sex. “We’re looking for marketable, compelling personalities and want to tell the stories of their failures and follies,” Ruben told HuffPost. He even tried to sell the show to Netflix, before it was eventually purchased by Xhamster. Ten episodes have been filmed, which are posted every two weeks. In between, eager viewers can watch sex scenes with the competitors, behind-the-scenes clips and bloopers of all the action!

Want to come out on top? You’ll always get lucky at NiteFlirt!

Check out more about ‘Sex Factor’ here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/wannabe-porn-stars-get-on-the-jobs-training-in-kinky-reality-show-sex-factor_us_57341d19e4b077d4d6f229bf

 

Conservative Congressional Candidate Shares Screenshot, Forgets to Close Porn Windows

republicanelephantMike Webb is a conservative candidate for the United States congress who wants to bring “responsiveness and accountability” to Washington, D.C. His campaign is a testament to his goals, as he personally handles all his own social media. His campaign announcement says, “Webb claims that many residents are looking for responsiveness and accountability from their elected and appointed leaders. ‘One way to do that is to personally respond on social media. Talk and engage with people. Joke and chide. Engage in dialogue. That is what it is all about.’” Unfortunately for Mike Webb, he’s probably now regretting his decision not to hire someone to run his social media.

The congressional candidate accidentally shared a screenshot of his computer screen without closing his porn windows! Facebook users were quick to point out the porn tabs: “Now you know what politicians do in their spare time!! #pumpthebrakesWEBB” Another user commented, “I like your taste in porn.” The porn screenshot was still on his page five hours after the original post. So much for his promise of “responsiveness!” We think every candidate should follow Mike Webb’s example and disclose their porn habits—at the very least, they’d seem more relatable!

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Check out more about the conservative congressional candidate’s porn screenshot here: https://www.dailykos.com/story/2016/5/16/1527124/-Conservative-congressional-candidate-shares-screenshot-forgets-to-close-porn-windows

7 Things to Know For International Masturbation Month

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_dildosIt’s International Masturbation Month! Now you can have a whole month dedicated to, er, taking care of yourself. To celebrate the occasion, here are 7 things to know about self-love.

  1. About one in seven women have never masturbated
    “When asked if they had ever masturbated before, 15% of the women surveyed as part of a Swedish study released earlier this month said no, compared to just 1% of men (in total, 3,000 men and women were interviewed),” reports the Guardian
  2. Women are more likely to use sex toys
    Although men are embracing sex toys more and more, 43% of women use them compared with just 13% of men.
  3. Men fantasize while masturbating
    Men are twice as likely to fantasize each time they jerk off than women. Where’s the imagination, ladies?
  4. Duration can vary from five minutes to 150 minutes
    According to the masturbation science site, Touchingforscience, masturbation can vary from quickies to long, luxurious self-love sessions.
  5. Atheists love to jerk off
    Atheists and agnostics were much more likely to have masturbated than religious folks. “Overall, 95% of agnostics said they had masturbated at least once in their lives, compared to 64% of fundamentalist Protestants, 62% of Christians and 53% of Jews.”
  6. Married people are less likely to masturbate 
    According to a survey conducted by The National Survey of Sexual Health and Behavior, married people were the least likely to have masturbated in the past 90 days (57% of married men and 39% of married women). “Single and dating” women and “single” men were the most likely to have gotten off on their own.
  7. Over 60% of men watch porn
    In what comes as probably no surprise, men love to “double-click their mouse” on the internet!

Want to celebrate International Masturbation Month? We are all about self-love here!

Check out more things to know for International Masturbation Month: https://www.theguardian.com/society/2016/may/10/masturbation-month-sex-toys-tips-sexual-health