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8 Even More Awkward Moments You Have During Man-on-Man Sex, Part II

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As you probably know, sex can be awkward. And as we already covered in “8 Awkward Moments You Have During Man-on-Man Sex, Part I,” sometimes shit literally happens if you’re a guy who fucks guys. Here are 8 even more awkward moments you have during gay sex.

  1. When you run out of lube
    This especially sucks when you are oh. so. close. to finishing!
  2. When he pulls down his pants and you realize there’s no way he’s ever…
    Gonna fit! Bigger isn’t always better, as it turns out.
  3. When you accidentally catch a load in your eye
    And then no one actually believes that you have pink eye.
  4. When you can’t find his butthole
    You’re poking around like a fool as he’s waiting impatiently for you to find it.
  5. When he looks nothing like his Grindr profile
    Hm, maybe it’s time to update that pic—you know, by about 15 years!
  6. When you can’t finish no matter what
    A bottle of lube, a cramped jaw, hand and wrist later, he finally gives up!
  7. When you realize your both tops or bottoms
    This is like that awkward dance in a confined space when you’re trying to get around a person who is also trying to get around you, and you’re both accidentally going in the same direction.
  8. When you have to pee right as things are heating up
    Do you run to the bathroom and ruin the moment, or pee on him? The choice is yours.

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Check out more even awkward moments you have during man-on-man sex here.

Trump Literally Fucks America in New X-Rated Video

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Kink.com has taken the idea of Trump “Making America Great Again” to a new satiric level with their edgy video called “Make America Gape Again.” The local hardcore and fetish porn site is sure to shock even seasoned viewers with this video, in which Trump literally fucks America—gangbang style! “I’ve directed a lot of hardcore,” Maitresse Madeline Marlowe, the director of the film, an independent film director who shoots Kink’s femdom series, said in a release. “But this is this is by far the darkest thing I’ve ever done.”

Trump is portrayed by a group of five men wearing a mask of his face (perhaps a commentary on his many personalities/personas), and Lady Liberty is played by porn star Ella Nova, a Miss America-type blonde bombshell with a red-white-and-blue bush! While the gangbang is consensual, the video is meant to shock and horrify viewers. “We didn’t want to show Trump as a comic figure, we wanted to show him how we see him: as a powerful but frightening force. That’s why we mixed in actual footage of Trump in some of the promos,” says Marlowe. The fact of Trump’s rise to power is depicted in the surreal yet frighteningly on-the-nose screwing of America. Still, if you like some horror with your porn, feel free to gape below. God bless America?

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8 Awkward Moments You Have During Man-on-Man Sex, Part I

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If you’re a man who fucks other men, you’ve probably had some not-so-sexy, somewhat embarrassing experiences during sex. And if so, you’ll probably recognize at least a few of these awkward moments (terrible beard-burn, anyone?). Here are 8 awkward moments during man-on-man sex.

  1. When you get facial hair in your mouth while kissing
    This can be pretty disruptive. But, hey—at least it’s facial hair and not some other type of hair!
  2. When you’re lying on top of each other and your erect penises keep awkwardly poking each other
    Guy 1: “Oh, excuse me!”
    Guy 2: “Oh, excuse me!”
  3. Beard-burn from kissing
    Ouch! Worse than rug burn!
  4. When you’re so turned on, you orgasm within seconds of him touching you
    “OMG, you’re so hot…Oops!”
  5. When you can’t get it up
    It happens. And yes, it’s awkward.
  6. When he’s just too tight
    “Just. Can’t. Seem. To. Get. It. In. Argh!”
  7. When you keep falling out
    As Homer Simpson would say (if he had gay sex): D’oh!
  8. When you get a little poop on your penis
    Well, it was probably worth it!

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Check out more awkward moments you have during man-on-man sex here and keep watching the Phone Sex Blog for part 2 coming up in a few days!

Sexperts Explain Whether Pineapple Actually Makes Cum Taste Better

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Maybe you’ve heard that eating pineapple and other sweet fruits will improve your taste and smell down there. While you probably have nothing to be concerned about—we’d be willing to bet you taste just how you’re supposed to taste—many people, especially women, worry that their pussies should resemble sweet tropical fruit. To address this common anxiety, sexperts weigh in on whether foods like pineapple actually makes your cum taste better. Here’s some helpful highlights (read more below).

On Buzzfeed, an OB/GYN explains, “To be fair, this myth isn’t total garbage. Your bodily fluids—like sweat, saliva, and vaginal secretions—can all be influenced by your diet and lifestyle habits.” This means that eating pungent foods like garlic can give your spunk a pungent aroma. But, in general, eating a nutritious diet and staying well hydrated are your best tools for maintaining healthily aromatic bodily fluids—not eating a bunch of pineapple before a big date! Also, hygiene is important (washing with mild soap and water is really all you need). The bottom line: “A vagina should smell and taste like a vagina,” says the sexpert. So don’t worry—whatever you got going on down there, whether or not it tastes like a piña colada, is probably delicious!

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Game of Thrones’ Lesbian Reveal Made Viewers’ Dreams Come True

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_gameofthronespornstarsA recent episode of Game of Thrones had viewers cheering during its big reveal: Yara Greyjoy is a lesbian! The badass, aspiring ruler of the Iron Islands showed that her passions lie not only in leading armed combat, but also in hot girl-on-girl action. Because as she so aptly pointed out, “No one on the Iron Islands has an ass like that!”

The lesbian reveal took place in a brothel, with Yara getting some (non-violent) action with a sexy, topless lady. While Game of Thrones has had a few queer characters before, Yara’s coming out was undeniably bold, shameless, and definitely hot as hell! Here’s to getting some kicks in before battling all of Westeros for the throne, Yara! You deserve a good stress relief! Want to have some good times yourself? Come show us where your passions lie! Check out more about the big lesbian reveal on GoT here: https://www.pride.com/tv/2016/6/06/game-thrones-lesbian-reveal-made-our-dreams-come-true

The Vagina Costume Spreading Awareness and Laughs

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Photo via Conceived Brooklyn

Photo via Conceived Brooklyn

Have you ever wanted to show your support for pussy power—by actually dressing up as one? If the answer is yes, you’re in luck: a Brooklyn company is manufacturing Lycra and polyester costumes designed to look like a vajayjay! The company, Conceived in Brooklyn, has been making headlines lately for their adorable, $149 pink costume, which also has a philanthropic aim: to celebrate women’s vaginas!

“A vagina costume can provoke an uncomfortable response,” reads the company’s website. “Our intent is to draw attention to a topic that many people aren’t aware of.” What the company’s doing is often called “vagactivism,” defined as “a delightful form of activism that champions women’s rights by destigmatizing and celebrating the vagina.” If it isn’t totally clear how wearing a giant vagina costume will do that, besides showing pussy pride, Conceived in Brooklyn has promised to donate $10 of every $149 to 50 Cents. Period., an organization that promotes women’s health, menstrual hygiene, and sex education around the world. The costume company is also trying to spread the vagina love on social media with the hashtag #costumeforacause. So, if you want to show your love for the vag—and you don’t mind looking like a giant pink hotdog—you know where you can find your cute vulva costume!

Want to show your support for the vagine? You don’t need to dress like one to show your love!

Check out more about the vagina costume that spreads awareness here: https://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2016/05/25/what_is_the_deal_with_this_149_vagina_costume.html

The More You Masturbate, The Less Chance You’ll Have of Dying Prematurely

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_blowjobsWe have good news for the guys who enjoy regular self-love. According to a study published in the European Urology, guys who masturbate more often significantly reduce their chances of dying prematurely. The study followed 30,000 men over the course of 20 years, and found that men who regularly jerk off were generally healthier and had lower chances of being diagnosed with prostate cancer.

The study found that those who masturbate more when their young fare better later on in life. “Men who ejaculated at least 21 times a month in their 20s were 19% less likely to be diagnosed with prostate cancer than men who ejaculated about seven times a month,” reports Gaystarnews. The study also discovered that men in their 40s who choke the chicken on a regular basis are 22% less likely to be diagnosed with prostate cancer. Jennifer Rider, the leader of the study said: “Ejaculation frequency is, to some extent, a measure of overall health status in that men at the very low end of ejaculation – 0 to 3 times per month – were more likely to have other (medical problems) and die prematurely from causes other than prostate cancer.” So, guys, better get wanking!

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Check out more about how masturbating more decreases your chances of dying prematurely: https://www.gaystarnews.com/article/masturbate-prevent-chances-dying-prematurely/#gs.IlY1oTs

Vagina Massage is the Latest Craze in Women’s Health

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naked beautiful bodyIf you follow GOOP’s new-agey, bougie health column and other health magazines like it, you’ve probably heard of the latest craze in women’s health: vagina massage, aka, yoni massage. And if so, you probably also heard that it is basically an erotic massage—which costs $300! So, we gotta ask: why would you pay someone a boatload of money to get you off when you can just do it yourself?

The Daily Beast reports, “These erotic massages have been around for decades, offered by sensual new-agey masseuses and masseurs in a major metropolis near you. But after a recent women’s health article drew attention the practice, gossip mags and tabloids have declared them a ‘craze’ that is on ‘rise.’” Yoni massages, which are named after the Sanskrit word for “place of birth,” involve just what you’d imagine: the labia majora is rubbed, then the clitoris, and the G-spot, until the woman is brought to orgasm. Several OB/GYN’s have commented that women can easily do this themselves manually, with a vibrator, or with a partner, making the massage not only very expensive but also very unnecessary. So, even if you don’t have $15,000 to buy a gold-plated dildo like Gwyneth Paltrow, women’s doctors are suggesting you just perform your own yoni massages at home for all the same health benefits—and fun!

Need some good lovin’ in your life? You don’t need an expensive, new-agey masseuse for that—come get sensual with us right here!

Check out more about vagina massages here: https://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/05/28/the-goop-crowd-s-latest-craze-is-vagina-massage.html

Study Finds Middle-Aged People Have More Adventurous Sex

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oldsexWorried that sex will never be as good as when you were young? Think again. A new study commissioned by the Trojan and the Sex Information and Education Council of Canada asked 2,400 Canadians, between 40 and 59, to reveal their sexual habits. And as it turns out, middle-age is prime time for exciting, satisfying sex!

“There is a public perception that as we age, sex becomes less important, less enjoyable and less frequent,” says Dr. Robin Milhausen, sexuality and relationship researcher. “The study findings indicate that most midlife Canadians are indeed leading satisfying and active sexual lives.” Nearly two-thirds of those surveyed said they had a pleasurable experience last time they had sex, which for a good majority of respondents is pretty often—at least once a week for two in five people. And not only is the sex good and frequent, but a whooping “63 percent said they felt more adventurous sexually than they did a decade ago, wanting to try new things for better satisfaction,” reports Huffington Post. Here’s to living long and (sexually) fulfilling lives!

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Check out more about middle-aged people having great, raucous sex here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/middle-aged-people-have-more-adventurous-sex-study-says_us_574468fde4b00e09e8a002c2

The Library of Orgasms Documents Real Female Pleasure, One Orgasm at a Time

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_orgasm23You don’t need to worry about keeping the volume down at this raucous Spanish library! It’s called the Library of Orgasms, and its purpose is to let women hear what real orgasms sound like. Bijoux Indiscrets, a sex toy company for women, launched the library to counter the pervasive belief in Spain that the howling, over-the-top noises in porn is what women actually sound like during sex.

“The idea behind the online library is to stockpile audio clips of women having orgasms so they can feel comfortable with their own unique sounds — instead of thinking they have to conform to porn theatrics,” explains the Huffington Post. A whopping 70 percent of women in Spain believe porn is the norm when it comes to female orgasms, so the library’s goal is to diversify the big O by showing women how real pleasure actually sounds. Users can record orgasms in the library anonymously and listen to others orgasm. The library also renders the sounds of ecstasy into colorful art that unfolds with each climax. O—what a beautiful concept!

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Check out more about the library of orgasms here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/theres-a-real-library-of-orgasm-sounds-and-it-needs-donations_us_573f166fe4b0613b5129fb21