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Angry Landlady Tired of All the Sex Going On in Her Pub’s Parking Lot

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britishunderwearAn English landlady is fed up with all the people getting it on in the parking lot of her pub. She says that people have sex there every night—and she’s the one who has to clean up every morning after the sexy shenanigans! She took her ire to Facebook recently, posting a picture of a “soiled” pair of men’s underwear that she found dumped outside her pub. “DOGGERS!!! It’s bad enough I have to endure the footage. But please do not leave your dirty underpants size XXXL on my grounds!!” she wrote.

She also threatened to upload footage of the naughty parking lot fuck-fests captured on her surveillance cameras. “Condoms, underwear, baby wipes. It’s disgusting, but we’re a family pub and I have two young children so it has to be cleaned up,” she told the Manchester Evening News. “One time I was going to pick my children up from school, it was 3:20 p.m., broad daylight, and there was a couple there,” she told the newspaper. “I knocked on the window and they just looked at me. Later that night they even came in for a meal.” Now that’s what we call your friendly neighborhood pub!

Feel like having some naughty fun yourself? We also love getting into sexy shenanigans every night!

Check out more about the angry landlady tired of all the sex in her pub’s parking lot here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/rochdale-pub-sex-parking-lot_us_56d01277e4b0bf0dab31a9bb

Florence Henderson and Ivana Trump Are Getting Laid More Than Ladies Half Their Age

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sex9Florence Henderson, 81, and Ivana Trump, 66, are doing mature ladies all over the world proud with the latest news about their sex lives. Henderson announced that she has multiple “friends with benefits,” and Trump said that she has “about three boyfriends.” In other words, these sexy, older women are friskier than ever and probably getting laid more than ladies half their age!

Recently, Henderson told the New York Post that having an active sex life is “very healthy for the heart.” She also talked about how mature women should go out there and get laid: “I think no matter how old you are—and I am pretty up there in terms of numbers—I think you should do whatever makes you happy. If you want to go out and have a romantic sexy affair, do it.” Ivana Trump is also an advocate of women-of-advanced-age getting theirs. In a recent magazine interview, she said that she would never remarry, choosing instead to have “companions.” She boasted, “I have about three boyfriends!” These hot older women are truly living the dream!

Feel like getting into something a little frisky? We all about doing whatever makes you happy!

Check out more about Florence Henderson and Ivana Trump getting laid all the time here: https://jezebel.com/florence-henderson-and-ivana-trump-are-getting-laid-mor-1758763964

5 Guys Share the Worst Sex Advice They’ll Never Take Again

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Image Source: Flickr.com | User: wurzleWe’ve all heard guys dish out sex advice they swear is the key to getting ladies off. But what most of us don’t consider before heeding such seemingly helpful advice is the fact that what gives mind-blowing pleasure to one woman will often not be satisfying to another woman. Here are 5 confessions from guys who got some bad sex advice they’ll definitely never take again.

  1. “If my dick was numb I’d last longer.”
    This guy was told that if he numbed his dick, he’d be able to keep it up without any problems. It actually worked (he used a salve used to numb mouth pain), but his numb boner accidentally also numbed his girlfriend’s pussy, so they couldn’t even feel anything!
  2. “Eye contact will make it more intense.”
    He was told by an “emotional kind of guy” that maintaining eye contact during sex is sure to enhance the experience. But when he stared intently into a woman’s eyes as he fucked her, things got kinda awkward, and the lady he was with was mostly concentrating on avoiding his intense gaze.
  3. “Use a doughnut during sex.”
    This guy’s friend had successfully incorporated a donut into oral sex: “He put his penis through the hole and she gave him oral while eating it. Apparently, it went well for them. But when I tried it with my wife, powdered sugar got everywhere and things got sticky. I didn’t like having to wash my junk off before we had sex.”
  4. “Stick a finger in her ass.”
    A college friend promised that surprising a girl with a finger in the butt during doggy style will definitely make her pant, but when he tried it with a woman, she “shot across the bed and turned around, horrified.” The lesson here, guys: ask before you enter!
  5. “Ask her dirty questions.”
    When this guy’s friends told him that women love to be asked dirty questions during sex—things like ‘Yeah, you like that, don’t you?’—he thought he’d take a stab at it himself. But when he asked his girl if she liked his dick mid-thrust, she only responded with confusion.

Want some sage sex advice? There’s no better way to become a pro than with plenty of practice!

Here’s more guys sharing the worst sex advice they’ve ever gotten: https://www.womenshealthmag.com/sex-and-love/sex-advice-fails?slide=6

Women Try Female Condoms For the First Time

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imagesFor most women, the female condom is a mysterious and often scary form of contraception. It’s huge, has two rings at either ends, and can only be described as slimy. For this reason, Buzzfeed made a new video asking women to try the intimidating female condom for the first time. Here’s what they said (check out the hilarious video below).

When the women first opened the package, one remarked that it looked “like an elephant condom.” They also immediately noticed how well lubricated the female condom is: “very slimy.” Then, they tried inserting it, pinching the smaller end with the index fingers and sliding it inside. And as you can imagine, not all of the responses were positive: “it feels like a trash can bag inside of my pussy,” said one woman. Another woman had trouble with hers “popping back out.” Insertion hassles aside, what was sex like with a female condom? The reviews weren’t exactly glowing—“sort of felt like a Ziploc bag,” said one woman. A few said that the guys they were with liked it, but as one woman explained, most women probably wouldn’t be thrilled about using the female condom unless “you’re doing a double dick.”

In the mood to try something new? We can promise positive results here!

Check out the video of women trying female condoms for the first time here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/juliapugachevsky/women-try-female-condoms-for-the-first-time#.tyYr1xG8WM

Men in Cuba Are Putting Pearls in Their Dicks To Become Better Lovers

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pearlsIn the latest baffling sex trend, men in Cuba are surgically inserting pearls into their cocks to become better lovers. In Cuba, sexual prowess is everything, which is why men go to dangerous lengths to enhance themselves downstairs. The pearl, which is a tiny ball made of plastic, is slipped in under the skin of the penis through a small incision. According to Cuban myth, “women who feel the pearl go mad with pleasure.”

Unfortunately, the surgery is not often performed with proper sanitary measures, and many of the men become infected and need to have the pearl removed because of complications, such as tetanus, balanitis, and gangrene. But what’s even more shocking than the riskiness involved is the fact that the pearl doesn’t actually make sex more pleasurable for women. Dr. Almudena López, a sex therapist in Cuba, told Vice that “for it to really stimulate the clitoris, the pearl should be placed at the very base of the penis, which never happens. As for the G-spot, that’s something you can easily reach with a finger, but it’s much more complicated to reach directly with the penis.” We think it’s fair to say that these guys might consider giving the pearl to the sexy lady in their lives with a ring or necklace—instead of with their cocks!

Want to enhance your sex life the natural way? You don’t need pearls to make the ladies around here go mad with pleasure!

Check out more about “the pearl” here: https://distractify.com/sex-relationships/2016/03/09/pearl-enhancements

Bisexual Women Discuss Whether Men or Women are Better in Bed

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LetsTalkSexIn case you’ve ever wondered who bisexual women prefer in the bedroom—men or women—we’ve got good news for you. A new Youtube video asked bisexual women to discuss their sexual preferences with men and women, and their answers were pretty enlightening. Here’s what they said (check out the video below).

  1. Women make better sex noises
    Women are more “sexually expressive” in bed, while “guys kind of get that deep throat-y thing.”
  2. You can always get the perfect cock size…with a dildo
    But at the same time, it’s easier to fuck a guy: “when you’re gonna get it on, you don’t have to get all the equipment like lesbians do. You don’t have to be like, ‘hold on, gotta get the strap on.’ It’s easy, like wam bam!”
  3. Women are better at fingering
    “Women know how to finger-fuck WAY better than any guy!”
  4. Women let men ask them out, but women have no problem asking other women out 
    “Guys are sort of intimidated by confident women. So you kind of take the back seat and let them approach you. But I feel like with females, I don’t have any problem approaching them at all.”
  5. Both sexes are good at giving head
    “I think both sexes are good in different ways.”

Looking to have an enlightening sexual experience yourself? Whatever your preference, we can promise you’ll get what you’re looking for here!

Check out the video of bisexual women discussing men and women in bed here: https://distractify.com/sex-relationships/2016/02/28/aimee-bisexuals-decide-once-and-for-all-if-men-or-women-are-better-at-sex

This Artist is Bringing Psychedelic Sex to Instagram

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_vagina_wiiFrom far away, Bay Area artist Alphachanneling’s work looks like an innocuous jungle of psychedelic shapes and colors. But when you look closer, you see the erotic, sensual images teeming within. Although the artist’s style is almost like what you’d see in a children’s book, his images are anything but innocent: a couple sixty-nining; a woman straddling her lover’s face; a man pleasuring a giant flower (check out the images below).

The dream-like, psychedelic images seem to come straight from the artist’s subconscious. In his drawing which he titled “lovers cumming hard,” a man and a woman are shown fucking amongst bright flowers, their climaxing bodies open as petals. Some of Alphachanneling’s influences include indigenous art, Robert Crumb’s drawings, BDSM, and Federico Fellini’s dream journals. No wonder, then, that the work depicts fantasies involving mass orgies, cumming in bright bursts of colors and shapes, and so many other lush, erotic natural pleasures.

In the mood to live out one of your fantasies? We’ll be waiting for you in the Dream Garden of Earthly Delights!

Check out the artist’s psychedelic erotic art here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/meet-the-erotic-artist-bringing-psychedelic-sex-to-instagram_us_56d0a21ee4b03260bf76b3ef

Here’s the Most Swiped Professions on Tinder

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_tinderTinder’s been gathering some interesting information on their lusty dating app lately. For the last three months, they’ve been culling data about who’s hot and who’s not based on profession. And as you can probably guess, male pilots and female physical therapists are getting the most play. Here’s a breakdown on the most swiped professions on Tinder (check out the full list below).

Not surprisingly, the ladies loved the pilots, entrepreneurs, firefighters, and doctors. A good pilot’s not afraid to take control, while a firefighter definitely knows how to use that hose! For the women, the guys couldn’t get enough of physical therapists, interior designers, entrepreneurs, and PR/Communications. What guy wouldn’t want a woman who knows how to use her hands all night long? Or a PR woman who takes charge and can give good mouth, er, we mean word of mouth?

Looking for a hot date yourself? No need to swipe here—we are always down for some play!

Check out more about the most swiped professions on Tinder here: https://jezebel.com/fantasy-vs-reality-taking-a-look-at-tinders-most-swip-1761716152

The 7 Most Famous Hollywood Merkins

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naked beautiful bodySo, you’re probably wondering what a merkin is right about now. For starters a merkin is a very important prop used in Hollywood to, um, enhance an actress…down there. In other words, a merkin is a pubic wig, employed to sidestep prudish Hollywood ratings and to amp up a star’s luxurious bush. Here are the 7 most famous merkins in TV and movies (check out the bush-a-licious images below).

  1. Kate Winslet, The Reader
    In her Oscar winning role, Winslet donned an impressive merkin. Though she tried to go all-natural for the role, she said that after “years of waxing…it doesn’t come back quite the way it used to.”
  2. Amy Landecker, A Serious Man
    In this 1967 picture, the luscious Landecker wore a pussy wig for her nude sunbathing scene. She felt her bush was not plush enough, and she wanted to go for an “authentic look.”
  3. The bottomless party scene in Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
    In this sexy scene, all the girls were required to wear merkins to avoid an NC17 rating. Some of them appear to be taken right from Dennis Rodman’s technicolor head!
  4. The nude extras in The Bank Job
    All the hot, nude extras sported merkins in this risque 1971 movie.
  5. Sasha Grey, Entourage
    When this pornstar-turned-actress appeared fully nude in an episode of Entourage, the internet went nuts. Although Grey has frequently sported a bush in her XXX roles—unlike most porn stars—she doesn’t usually have that much hair down there!
  6. Patricia Arquette, Human Nature
    This actress is no stranger to full-frontal nudity, and yet she’s said that she doesn’t like being naked on screen. For this reason, she made her own merkin out of the random prop hair she found on set, saying, “Look, I’m not going to show my own pubes here!”
  7. Kim Catrall, Sex and the City
    In this hilarious episode, Samantha tried to dye her bush, but it came out the wrong color: “I’m Bozo the bush!”

Looking for something a little lush yourself? We can give you an “authentic” experience right here!

Check out more about Hollywood’s most famous merkins: https://jezebel.com/5644202/14-famous-merkins-nsfw/

‘Female Viagra’ Results in Just ‘Half of One Satisfying Sexual Encounter a Month’

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imagesToday in wah wah wah news, Addyi, the pharmaceutical intended to enhance female desire, is turning out to be less than thrilling. The drug was approved by the FDA last year and was marketed as the first “female viagra,” but so far taking the supposed libido pill is said to result in just “half of one satisfying sexual encounter a month,” according to the New York Times. A study which looked at nearly 6,000 women found that Addyi simply was not effective, especially considering its numerous side effects.

“[Some] public health groups and some other women’s groups contended that the science did not justify its approval. The drug’s effects were modest, they said, and not worth side effects such as sleepiness, dizziness, fatigue, and nausea,” reported the Times. Not only that, but the study was not able to define what “half of one satisfying sexual encounter a month” even meant (half an orgasm? Sex was kinda-sorta okay?). Before this report, consumers were already skeptical about Addyi’s abilities, and sales of the drug have not been robust. We can only guess that this new report is probably going to take the wind out of Addyi’s sails for good, if you know what we mean.

Looking for a definitively satisfying sexual encounter? You don’t need Big Pharma for that—we’ve got all the thrills and none of the side effects right here!

Check out more about ‘female viagra’s’ disappointing data here: https://jezebel.com/addyi-the-female-viagra-results-in-just-half-of-one-s-1762097106