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This is What it Looks Like to Have an Orgasm—as Demonstrated With Clay

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_orgasmfaceIn Buzzfeed’s new video, people twist, pull, tug, and generally explode clay to demonstrate what it looks like to have an orgasm. And as you can imagine, the experience (or should we say ‘clay-perience’?) really is different for each person. Here is what it looks like to have an orgasm, as interpreted through clay (check out the video below).

First, many of the people start by molding and “working” the clay: “Get everything, like, warmed up. Foreplay is underrated,” explains one guy. Then a woman starts shaping her clay into a mountain because “you know, you’re sweatin’. But you’re really enjoying the view!” A different guy twists his clay into a big, wound-up mass: “So, you get like wound up a little bit. It’s a lot of contracting and releasing.” And, of course, they all end their orgasm demonstrations with explosions of clay everywhere: “You get to the top of the mountain…and you’re like ‘Oh my god, I made the fireworks show! It’s amazing!’” Let’s get climbin’!

In the mood for a fireworks show yourself? We can make you feel like clay in our hands right here!

Check out Buzzfeed’s video that shows people explaining what it’s like to orgasm by using clay: https://www.buzzfeed.com/juliapugachevsky/people-show-what-orgasms-look-like-using-clay#.blgJBxWLYA

The Most Effed Up Sex Injuries

crimsonninjagirl(2)Maybe you’ve seen the show Sex Sent Me to the ER? Well, let’s just say that the injuries on that show are child’s play compared to the sex injury data compiled by the federal Consumer Product Safety Commission. Although the sex injuries make up less than .02% of the 2.3 million reported general injuries, they are still seriously effed up. Here are some of the worst (see more below).

Not surprisingly, most of the injuries occurred from foreign objects “disappearing” into orifices after insertion, according to Vice. Some other unfortunate accidents occurred in the, um, pelvic region. One man made a homemade cock ring from PCVP pipe rings and a ring from a horse halter. Another guy attempted to anally fuck a pencil. And, of course, there were freak accidents during hot fuck-fests: a lady gave herself a head injury when riding a guy so hard that her head lurched into the headboard. And a 19-year-old woman allegedly suffered a dental injury after a sex swing detached from the ceiling and hit her in the mouth. Ouch! The lesson here: Enter At Your Own Risk!

Want to have some pleasurable, injury-free experiences? You’ll feel no pain with us—unless you’re into that!

Check out more of the most effed up sex injuries here: https://distractify.com/sex-relationships/2016/02/18/margot-dont-stick-it-there

Porn Stars Give Couples Sex Advice

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_positionsHave you ever heard the expression “Fuck like a porn star”? Well, now you actually can, thanks to the helpful advice of a few porn stars! In Buzzfeed’s new video, adult entertainers Paris Kennedy and Tommy Pistol give couples some sage sex advice on how to bust out all the hottest moves in bed (check out the video below). Here are the highlights.

One couple wanted to experiment with fetish-play and BDSM, so Paris Kennedy showed them how to use a belt as a nifty restraining device, as well as how to find the “sweet spot” during spanking. A different couple wanted advice on how to keep going for endurance fuck-fests. The porn stars suggested stopping when it starts to be too much, and then giving her head for a while so the guy can cool down. Tommy Pistol’s best advice was this: “you got to be vocal and clear…and to respond and listen.” After the tutorial, one girlfriend gave this ringing endorsement: “I’m horny now. Let’s go!”

Want to fuck like a porn star? We can hit all your sweet spots!

Check out more about porn stars giving couples sex advice here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/bencoleman2/porn-stars-teach-couples-secret-sex-moves#.dlpyZ79lkz

10 Types of Sex Everyone Will Have at Least Once

We’ve all had a moment while having sex where you think to yourself, “Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time.” And that’s because when you fantasize about it—shower sex, for example—it seems so perfectly erotic. But once you’re actually doing it, the reality can sometimes be a bit less sexy. Here are the 10 types of sex everyone will have at least once (check out Buzzfeed’s hilarious illustrated version below).

The “weirdly sticky experimental food” sex
Chocolate sauce always seems so sensual…until it’s dripping down your body in brown, runny streaks and getting all over the bed!

The “we haven’t done it in this room before” sex
When your elbows are digging into the kitchen tile and the drawers are sticking into your legs, it’s easy to see why people have sex in beds!

The “tried to do a sexy striptease but was wearing skinny jeans” sex
Face, meet floor.

The “quickie before work” sex

“No pressure but I’ve got a breakfast meeting.”

 

The “probably too hungover to have sex” sex
“Can you go on top now?”
*face turns green* “OH GOD NO.”

The “shower sex is meant to be great” sex
“You’re holding on a bit too tight.”
“I’m scared I’ll slip and knock my head!”

The “my housemates are right outside the door so we have to be quiet” sex
That can be hot!

Image Source: Flo Perry / BuzzFeed

The “I want to be able to say I had sex outside” sex
“Hurry up, I’m freezing my tits off!”

The “I saw the position in porn and thought it looked super cool” sex
Upside down, in a head-stand, legs in the air, doing push-ups—yup, porn makes it look so easy!

The “super lazy but seriously satisfying Sunday afternoon” sex
“Skyrockets in flight. Phew! Afternoon delight!”

Looking to fulfill your fantasy? You don’t have to “wait until the middle of the cold dark night” to have a super satisfying experience—take off with us right here!

Check out Buzzfeed’s illustrated list “Types Of Sex Everyone Will Have At Least Once” here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/floperry/types-of-sex-every-couple-has-at-least-once#.hlxbW39OpM

Donald Trump Wanted to Debate His Dick Size

small handsIn what has to be one of the most bizarre moments in election history, Donald Trump felt the need to bring up his dick as an important talking point during the most recent GOP presidential debate. Trump wants the American people to rest assured that he does not have a small penis. Because, obviously, one of the most important requirements for being the leader of the free world is cock size.

He was responding to comments Marco Rubio made about Trump’s hands, when Rubio basically implied—much in the way that middler schoolers do—that his small hands mean he also has a small penis. Trump responded by saying, “Look at those hands. Are they small hands? [Rubio] referred to my hands, ‘if they’re small, something else must be small.’ I guarantee you there’s no problem. I guarantee.” Rubio brought up Trump’s hands as a response to being called “Little Rubio” by the businessman, saying, “And you know what they say about men with small hands? You can’t trust them.” There’s only one logical way for this public pissing match to end: with both candidates whipping out Little Trump and Little Rubio and letting the people decide! Now that’s the American way!

Want to “bring up the cock” in non-political ways? We can guarantee there’s no problem with that!

Check out more about Donald Trump debating his dick size here: https://www.cnn.com/2016/03/03/politics/donald-trump-small-hands-marco-rubio/

Skype Sex Confessions

Oh, the joys of Skype sex! Whether you’re trying to keep the spark alive in a long-distance relationship, or trying to, um, “get to know someone better,” Skype sex definitely gets the job done. Here are 7 people’s confessions about their experiences with Skype sex.

“The best part about Skype sex is that you don’t have to cuddle afterwards.”
True. You also don’t have to sneak away early in the morning…

“Long distance Skype sex is the worst. His battery died but my libido didn’t….”
Quick, somebody get that man an outlet!

“I have weekly Skype sex with a stunning married woman. She says it actually saved her marriage.”
Skype sex saves the day again!

“I once had Skype sex with 2 guys back to back. One was my ex, the other was a stranger.”
Sounds like you had a very fun and productive day!

“My bf came twice from our Skype sex tonight and all I did was moan.”
A sexy success story!

“Just realized: I’ve had Skype sex with a guy in Ireland, Scotland, and England. Now I just have Canada and Australia to check off my list.”
Around the world in 30 days!

“Skype sex is only good for so long. It just makes me crave him more than ever.”
Well, yeah. That’s the point!

In the mood for some long-distance lovin’? We can keep your libido charged all night long!

Screen+Shot+2016-03-09+at+11.13.17+AMCheck out more Skype sex confessions by clicking on the dial pad!

Study Shows Listening to More Music Will Get You Laid

What is it about music that is such a turn on? Is it the way it gets your heart racing when you dance, the sensuous rhythms, or the sexiness of a sultry voice? Whatever the case, music is hot, and now a study proves what we’ve long known about its uncanny abilities: it will get you laid

For the study, researchers asked 30,000 people from all over the world to play music out loud at home for a week. And what the researchers found was that the increase in music also led to a 66% increase in sex! It also caused people to say “I love you” 50% more. Another interesting sexy-music fact: 59% of participants said people become more attractive when they play songs the participants’ love. So go ahead and pump those jams—it’ll lead to some other pumping later!

In the mood for something sultry? Turn down the lights, turn up the volume, and let’s get down to the music!

Check out more about the study that shows listening to more music will get you laid: https://www.womenshealthmag.com/sex-and-love/listening-to-music-means-more-sex

The Most Popular Porn Searches in Each State

Image Source: Flickr.com | User: posterboynycthough the US seems more divided than ever, there is one thing that perfectly unites red and blue states: a love of porn. It’s true. PornHub compiled its data to find out what porn searches are most popular in each state. And as it turns out, Americans in varying regions really aren’t all that different after all.

Lesbian” is the most popular porn nation-wide. “Step-mom” and “step-sister” are also quite popular, especially in the naughty mid-west. (Just don’t ask any of our Flirt’s for step anything, we don’t allow it).  Even very culturally different places like the northeast and Alaska love them some step-MILFs! Finally, the more fringe searches are “ebony,” concentrated mainly in the south, and “cartoon” porn, which you can find all over because, honestly, who doesn’t love animated fucking?! So keep these important stats in mind on your next domestic vacation: “If there’s one thing Rhode Islanders love, for example, it’s the great seafood—and MILFs,” reports Gizmodo.

Looking to broaden your cultural tastes? Search no more: we’ve got everything you’re looking for and then some right here!

Check out more about the most popular porn searches in each state: https://gizmodo.com/what-kind-of-porn-is-most-popular-in-every-state-1761551304

7 Sex Tips To Make Her Cum

Image Source: Flickr.com | WillVisionThe pussy is a wonderful and mysterious thing. Despite its ability to have multiple orgasms, among its many other talents, it’s just not as easy for most women to get off as men. But now there’s new research of over 2,000 women which found some helpful information about what makes women cum. Here are 7 sex tips to try on her or yourself for better and more intense orgasms.

  1. Edging, or getting super close to cumming and then backing off
    Over 65% of the women surveyed said this helps them to cum better and stronger.
  2. Hinting or teasing sensitive areas
    Teasing is when you approach those sensitive areas but don’t actually touch them. “Like touching the area outside of the vaginal opening without going in,” explains a sex researcher on the study. Over 71% of women said this really turns them on and makes them cum better.
  3. Keeping the speed, movement, pressure, etc. exactly the same
    Nearly 67% of the women said that consistency is key when it comes to cumming. “Just before orgasm, it’s like a sort of tightrope where its easy for that to be the point where you lose it,” says a researcher. “A lot of women said that everything needs to be held constant.” So if she says “Don’t stop!” then, you know, don’t stop!
  4. Or, switch things up to keep it interesting
    Different strokes for different folks, right? 78% of women said they like unpredictable sensations at different points of arousal—which makes sense considering the different vibe patterns on sex toys.
  5. Keeping some sort of rhythm or pattern
    Most women said they know what they like when it comes to a sex rhythm and that it always gets them off. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it!
  6. Change the technique after the first orgasm when going for a second one
    Changing it up on the second go-around is the key to cumming really good again.
  7. Continuous, circular motions on the clit
    A whopping 78% of women swear by this.

Want to have a better, more intense sexual experience? We’ve got all the right moves here!

Check out more sex tips to make her cum here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/caseygueren/sex-tips-for-vaginas#.qn93Y70m2M

Here’s What Edible Body Paint is Really Like

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_strawberryIf you’re in a relationship, you’ve probably thought about including edibles in the bedroom. Maybe you’ve even tried the usual sex-snacks like whipped cream, strawberries, and chocolate sauce, but now you’re thinking of upgrading to edible body paint. If so, here’s what you should know about what edible body paint is really like.

First, there are three flavors: strawberries & champagne, chocolate, and vanilla chocolate. Although the strawberries & champagne flavor looks shockingly like blood (ick!), it tastes surprisingly sweet and delicious! As for chocolate, it tastes sort of like Tootsie Rolls, but the metallic aftertaste can be a real turn off. Finally, the vanilla chocolate flavor, which definitely looks like cum, had mixed reactions ranging from “Gross!” to “Not bad” from the taste testers. And as for application, the strawberry one paints nicely, while the chocolate is very streaky, and the vanilla, again, just looks like cum. Now get licking!

In the mood for something tasty and sweet? We’ve got all the best flavors right here!

Check out more about what edible body paint is really like here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/gracespelman/we-tried-edible-body-paint-and-boy-was-it-sticky#.fw00wZnApY