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50 Cent Says Bullet Lodged in Tongue is Great for Oral Sex

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50 Cent is a celebrated rapper, survivor of growing up in the ghetto, and, apparently, great at giving head! Most people know the story of 50 Cent getting shot nine times at close-range, but what they may not know is that one of those bullets is still lodged in his tongue. And, even stranger, that it is great for oral sex!

The rapper appeared on the Graham Norton Show recently and told the audience and the other guests on stage about the bullet in his tongue—and how “it’s great for oral sex.” He also quipped that it’s made him “a better man now.” One feisty English actress wanted to check out his special enhancement for herself, so 50 pulled the woman close and let her feel the bullet in his tongue. 50 Cent, you naughty, naughty rapper, you!

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Lustiest Painting in History is the Second Most Expensive

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Amedeo Modigliani’s famous drug-induced erotic masterpiece “Nu couché” just sold for $170.4 million, making it the second most expensive painting ever sold after Picasso’s “Women of Algiers.” The painting has been called “a hymn to lust,” with a nude, black-eyed seductress lying back on a red bed, offering herself up to the viewer. Painted in 1917-18, the artist was a penniless, drug-addled bohemian, who likely wouldn’t believe the price his high-art erotica fetched nearly a century later.

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The artwork proves once again that sex really does sell. It’s even more graphic than Picasso’s “Women of Algiers” with their multiple cubist breasts and asses scattered around the canvas. “Nu couché” is a sensual masterpiece, mixing modernist elements with erotic thrills and seduction. It was painted during WWI, during an absinthe-haze, in which Modigliani takes as his subject his lover in all her seductive majesty—escaping the brutality of the war in her black, lusty eyes.

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Here’s more about art history’s lustiest and second most expensive painting.

Ronda Rousey’s (Bad) Sex Advice

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rondaRonda Rousey is considered one of the world’s best fighters, so you’d think that she’d know a thing or two about winning…in the bedroom! Maxim recently sat down with the UFC champion to talk sex and dating, and she had some great advice for men. In response to a question about what a guy should always do in bed, Rousey recommends he “take his time.” While this is excellent advice, the rest of what she said wasn’t exactly (sexual) gold.

“In general, a girl takes a minute. He needs to get her ready. You should never need lube in your life. If you need lube, than [sic] you’re being lazy… and you’re not taking your time,” she said. Although it’s good to know that Rousey’s pussy is always naturally wet and ready for action, this is not true of many women, no matter how good the foreplay is. This is especially bad advice if you want to have some anal play, as not all orifices are adequately slippery enough without lube. As a sex educator put it, her advice is basically like “telling massage therapists that using massage oil is being lazy.” To put it simply: don’t K.O. lube, Rousey; lube is always a winner.

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Here’s more of Ronda Rousey’s sex advice.

Couples Who Share Chores Have Better and More Frequent Sex

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Tired housewives all over the world are rejoicing over a new study from University of Alberta which found that heterosexual couples who share chores have better and more frequent sex. The study’s findings showed that when a man fairly pitched in around the house, the couple had sex more often, and that each person reported more sexual satisfaction. The head researcher of the study is a couple’s therapist who set out to debunk a 2012 study that claimed that when men contributed equally to chores traditionally considered “women’s work” (the dishes, cooking, etc.), the couple had less sex. But that seemed counter-intuitive based on his experiences with the couples he worked with as a therapist.

After analyzing data from a five-year study of 1,338 German couples, he found that his instinct had been correct. The data showed that not only did helping out with chores not hurt a couple’s sex life, it actually enhanced it. Although seeing a man roll up his sleeves and get his hands dirty is pretty sexy, that isn’t why sharing chores helps a guy’s chance of getting good lovin’ more often. “Knowing that a partner is pulling his weight prevents anger and bitterness, creating more fertile ground in which a (satisfying) sexual encounter may occur,” the researcher explained. So basically, if men want to get that sweet dessert after dinner, they better do those dishes first!

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Check out more about the chores/sex study here.

Sex Helps You Get Pregnant and Fight a Cold

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sex9Sex seems to be nature’s miracle: it helps head aches, stomach aches, boosts happiness and well-being, and now, according to two new studies, has proven to help women conceive and fight a cold! Newsweek reported on two papers that show sex can boost the immune system and can increase a woman’s chance of getting pregnant even if she’s getting laid during infertile times. So, basically, if you’re trying to have a baby (and hate getting sick), having a lot of sex is your best bet!

This is because the healthy cells that get built up in sexually active women to help them conceive also boosts the immune system, which helps the body fight off infections and illness. Frisky ladies also have more white blood cells and antibodies, helpful for fighting off “bacteria, viruses and other microbes.” In other words, their bodies go into protective mode in case of pregnancy—which is why the ladies who weren’t getting laid did not have the same antibodies as those who were. This finding shows that couples don’t need to wait for peak ovulation times to try and get pregnant—the best course of action is just to go at it as much as possible!

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Check out more about how sex helps women get pregnant and fight a cold here.

Porn Stars Draw Their Most Memorable Scenes

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At Venus, the largest erotic trade fair in the world, Vice asked porn stars to draw their most memorable scenes. And after all the rigamarole of putting on live shows on the various stages and posing for pictures with excited, groping fans, the porn stars were all too happy to oblige. Vice promises that “the end result is a collection of beautiful, original drawings culled straight from the memories of your favorite porn stars.” Here are some of the highlights (check out the illustrations below).

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  1. “Groupie Girl,” by Pussy Kat Pussy Kat’s picture is of an eager groupie girl that she decided to shoot a three-way scene with. Pussy Kat says that she was “totally crazy! Like really wild.” And that she “demanded that Leyluken [Pussy Kat’s friend and scene partner] cum in her face while I squirt in her mouth. So that’s what we did.”
  2. “The Propeller,” by Mia Julia This is an illustration of the time Mia Julia’s co-star decided to “take [her] the other way around.” She says, “all of a sudden, I was upside down, he was holding me by my butt and I gave him a blowjob upside-down. He ate me out a little too.”
  3. “Piss Mishap,” by Jill Diamond In this one, Jill Diamond gets an unexpected surprise right in her face—and we’re not talking about cum! Apparently, her co-star had a medical condition, and accidentally pissed all over her face during a blowjob scene. Whoops!
  4. “The Tree,” by Hümeyre Ophelia Yep, you guessed it: this porn star fucked up in a tree! She admitted that it was “totally crazy” but also good. Talk about becoming closer with nature!

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Check out the porn stars’ illustrations of their most memorable scenes: https://www.vice.com/read/we-got-adult-actors-to-draw-some-of-their-scenes-876

The Secret Life of One Man’s Cock

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_lab_penisHave you ever wondered if your dick has a secret life all its own? And, if so, what types of crazy shenanigans it gets into when you’re not paying attention? Well, one photographer from San Francisco wondered this very thing, and started a strange and wonderful Tumblr called “Things My Dick Does” to investigate (check out the images below). “I’ve always wondered what my dick does in the times he is up before I am,” the photographer writes in his Tumblr’s intro. “He must get so bored waiting for me to wake up. Happens EVERY day. Poor little guy.”

The man—who’s chosen to remain anonymous—told the Huffington Post that the pictures began as humorous sexts and progressed to a series that explored such things as what his “Little Dude” did for Halloween, or while baking a cake, and even making friends with a stuffed hedgehog! In the Halloween picture, his cock is dressed up as a mummy: “So we have been trying on some costumes and he wanted to start off with a classic! “Mummy! Can I go out and…” he jokes. Later, his cock makes a new friend with an adorable hedgehog: “He was a little skeptical at first. But then he warmed up to the idea of having a cuddle buddy. These two are so cute together! Dawwww.”

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And now: the photos of “Things My Dick Does.”

Sex Toy Company ‘Clone-A-Willy’ Wants to Clone Justin Bieber’s Willy

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Justin Bieber’s been getting some good press lately: he’s got a new album that people seem to like, favorable media attention for his recent softer persona and, also, some buzz about his allegedly very nice cock! Yes, according to some reliable sources (who refer to his member as “OMG”), he is quite well-endowed. And now all that good press has attracted the attention of sex toy company Clone-A-Willy, who is eager to get Bieber’s cock in one of their notorious molds.

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The company that makes fully functional replicas of people’s sex organs is offering Bieber one million dollars to advertise the product. Clone-A-Willy thinks the business arrangement would be mutually beneficial: Bieber could promote his music, and the company could promote its sexy wares. Clone-A-Willy said in a letter to the star, “Justin Bieber, he’s popular, talented and now as the entire world knows … quite well-endowed. It would surely do wonders to help promote his new album and certainly wouldn’t hurt his ‘dating’ life.” The company is assuring Bieber that they would not put the Bieber sex toy on the market (though they would have a mold of his dick…), but considering how upset he got when naked pictures of him were published, it’s doubtful that he’ll be cloning his willy anytime soon.

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Check out more about Clone-A-Willy’s offer to Justin Bieber.

Kinky Cop Sentenced For Trying to Lick Woman’s Feet

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_high_heels_sexyA kinky ex-cop in Houston who pulled over a motorist and then asked to lick her feet has been sentenced to one year in jail. According to the court documents, when the 27-year-old former officer found pot on the woman, he told her he had a foot fetish and would let her go if he could lick her feet! Then he gave her the option of just giving him her panties and calling it good.

The woman reportedly decided to go along with the kinky foot fetish option, and took off her boots. But then when she changed her mind—realizing that he did indeed want to actually lick her feet—and said that she’d rather go with the dirty panty option, the kinky cop changed his mind and let her go. He was formally charged with two counts of “official oppression” this week—not to mention all the public humiliation he’s suffered on the internet.

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Check out more about the kinky cop with a foot fetish.

Sexy Dice Fails

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sexydiceIf you’ve ever taken a trip to the sex store and considered picking up some sexy dice, it probably didn’t cross your mind that with each roll you could find yourself in some, er, awkward situations. Yes, those fuzzy sex dice are meant to add some friskiness to your bedroom routine, but the possibilities are sometimes uncomfortably endless. Here are 9 hilarious sexy dice fails.

  1. “Rub My Face on the Floor”
    Ouch, that combo would make for some very unsexy rug burns!
  2. “With Clothes On Eat”
    That could get messy—and not in the good way!
  3. “Shower! With Clothes On”
    Hm, that seems more uncomfortable than sexy.
  4. “Quickly Eat”
    That could leave you with a bad stomach ache!
  5. “Suck Ass Passionately”
    That could maybe be fun?
  6. “Shower Repeatedly”
    This might be a little too clean…
  7. “Spank Hair”
    That could hurt!
  8. “Touch Toes”
    Well, at least you’ll get more flexible!
  9. “Lick Bathroom”
    And your bathroom will get super clean!

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Check out more sexy dice fails here.