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Thief Stole Hundreds of Underwear with Home-Made Fishing Rod

Police have finally caught a serial underwear thief in China who was found with 285 used bras and 185 dirty panties in his van. The 32-year-old lingerie thief reportedly used a custom-made tool that resembled a fishing rod to steal hundreds of intimate undergarments. The sheer number amassed was said to be enough to cover half a basketball court!

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The man confessed that he’d been stealing sexy lady things for over a three-year period. He also said that while his hobby started as an illicit fetish, it grew to become a problem over which he had little control. He plans to seek psychological help, but strangely, he is not the first to be caught in China for stealing women’s underwear. There was a man caught just last year for stealing over 2,000 pairs of his neighbors’ lingerie. Must be something (kinky) in the water!

In the mood for a little kink yourself? You don’t need a home-made fishing rod to indulge your fetish!

Here’s more about the serial underwear thief.

 

Louisville Assistant Coach Accused of Paying For Team Sex Parties

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_financial_dominationA former escort published a book this month describing her role in University of Louisville dorm sex parties for basketball players and recruits from 2010-2014. She alleges that assistant coach Andre McGee paid her to organize parties with strippers, and that he paid extra if the women had sex with the team and the recruits. And now, five former players and recruits have corroborated her allegations during an interview with ESPN’s investigative arm, Outside the Lines.

A former recruit described the parties in the interview, saying: “I knew they weren’t college girls. It was crazy. It was like I was in a strip club.” The escort admitted to having sex with a recruit, as well as some of the parents and guardians who visited the University during visits. Her two daughters also said they had sex for money, and named then recruits Russ Smith and Montrezl Harrell. Harrell denied the allegation, but Smith said that while the NCAA asked him not to comment, he would say that “There’s only one person who can speak on this matter, and that’s Andre McGee. He owes it to his teammates, coaches and the university to tell the truth.” Scandalous!

In the mood for a wild party? We are always down for something crazy here!

Here’s more about the Louisville sex party scandal.

Beyond Hetero, Homo, and Bi: Alternative Sexual and Romantic Orientations

holdinghandsMiley Cyrus made the news recently when she came out as pansexual—and in doing that, educated a whole lot of people about what that term even means. Pansexual is one of several sexual and romantic orientations out there that a person can identify as, beyond the commonly accepted ones like heterosexual, homosexual, and bisexual. So here are 6 different terms related to sexual and romantic identities that you should know.

  1. Asexual
    An asexual is “someone who does not experience sexual attraction.” Asexuality.org adds that while asexuals may find others attractive, and may even want to be affectionate, they are just not interested in having sex.
  2. Graysexual
    The Frisky defines it as “something more fluid between sexuality and asexuality.”
  3. Demisexual
    Someone who identifies as demisexual doesn’t typically feel sexual attraction unless they “have already formed a strong emotional bond with the person.”
  4. Pansexual
    Pansexual refers to those “who feel they are sexually/emotionally/spiritually capable of falling in love with all genders.”
  5. Skoliosexual
    Genderqueerid.com explains that these folks experience “sexual attraction to non-binary identified individuals” or those who do not identify as cisgender.
  6. Zucchini
    This is the name for a partner who is engaged in a “queerplatonic” relationship, which means a queer, non-romantic but more-than-a-friend relationship.

Looking to get involved in a sexual or romantic (or non-romantic) relationship? Whatever your orientation, we are “fluid” and up for anything here!

Check out more about alternative sexual and romantic orientations here.

New Sex Toy Lets You Experience a Porn Star’s Every Thrust in 3-D

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The new sex toy the “eJaculator” is promising to take virtual sex to the next level. Not only will you be able to watch porn in 3-D, but with this device you’d actually be able to feel the porn star’s every movement as if it were really happening. The eJaculator’s creator said, “What you see is what you feel. Whether that is a guy moving in and out of a girl or a woman jumping on top of the guy.”

The eJaculator works by downloading an app onto a smartphone and then using a special headset to allow the viewer to see custom porn scenes specially for them. There’s also a masturbation sleeve (in shapes like mouths, anuses and even extraterrestrial sex organs!) that is synced up with the headset, which lets the user feel the physical sensations projected on the screen. The eJaculator’s sex tech team are currently working to create porn POV content that will work with the sex toy—and if that sounds challenging, that’s because it is. They’ll need to figure out how to synchronize the masturbation sleeve’s movements to a porn star’s thrusts, bumps and grinds. But thankfully, the ambitious team is confident they can do it within a year or two.

Looking for a realistic, pleasurable experience? You don’t need a special headset and 360-degree cameras for that—we’ve got everything you need right here!

Check out more about the eJaculator!

Tips For Joining the Mile High Club

Mile High ClubLet’s face it, we’ve all fantasied about what it would be like to fuck at 35,000 feet. And while it’s not the easiest feat to accomplish, with a little planning and good judgement, it is possible to join the Mile High Club. Here are some tips about how to get it on while soaring through the air.

  1. Travel at night
    This is when the passengers and the crews are sleeping, and when the restrooms will be all yours to make some midnight magic in.
  2. It’s better to bang in first or business class
    The restrooms will be nicer, and there will be fewer people. If you can, try to get on a nice, roomy Airbus 380. And if you’re going to Asia, you’ll really be in luck—those bathrooms look like spas with their orchids and fresh hand-towels. Basically, they were designed for luxurious sky-sex!
  3. Have a drink to help loosen you up
    Since booze hits you harder when you’re 5 miles in the air, a drink or two before getting wild mid-flight is sure to loosen you and your frisky travel companion up.
  4. Go to the bathroom separately
    It’ll be more covert if one of you goes first, and the other meets up for the rendezvous a few minutes later.
  5. Make a plan for fucking in those tiny bathrooms
    You can put the lid down and sit, or even stand against the door. It’ll be tricky, so consider planning out positions before getting in there to ensure you won’t waste all of your time fumbling around. Either way, it will make for a great story later!

In the mood for some risky business? We can make you feel like you’re flying without ever leaving the ground!

Check out more tips on Jezebel for how to join the Mile High Club.

New ‘Flirtmoji’ Will Help You Up Your Sexting Game

flirtmojiIf you’re agonizing over how to flirt with sexually suggestive emojis cause you’ve used up all the good peach, rose, and fireworks combinations, you can relax. A new start-up called “Flirtmoji” is throwing some spice back into sexting with its new saucy (and anatomically correct) emojis. And they’re anything but subtle—there are 15 different brightly drawn “va-mojis” to send to your lover if the mood should strike!

The designers explain that the idea behind the Flirtmojis is to “empower people of all sexualities to communicate their desires, concerns, and flirtations.” And with the diverse, colorful sexicons, people of all stripes will have no problem thinking of creative ways to use the titplanet, green alien boobs, or a “booty-call” telephone (this is an image of an ass with a telephone wire protruding from the crack!). While sending cute pictures of fruit, and more bizarre, interpretative emojis (like a bowl of ramen noodles?!) is all part of the fun, we have a feeling these zany, technicolor Flirtmojis are going to be a big hit for those of us who want a desert snake slithering around a fork every now and again.

In the mood for something fun and naughty? We are always down for some banana time!

Check out more Flirtmojis!

The Sex Toy That Also Claims To Be an Aphrodisiac

via www.lelo.com

via www.lelo.com

The Swedish sex toy manufacturer LELO has a brand new addition to its beloved comma-shaped vibrator the Lily—an aphrodisiacal fragrance. Not only does the newest edition have a stronger motor and the Lily’s characteristic pretty design, but you can now choose from three versions of the vibe, color-coded by scent. There’s dark purple for wine and chocolate, pink for rose and wisteria, and light purple for lavender and honey. So, does smelling an aphrodisiac instead of tasting one still make you horny?

While there’s no scientific evidence that aphrodisiacs actually turn people on physiologically, the placebo effect and the power of sexual suggestion are surprisingly powerful, so a sexy smell can definitely help get the juices flowing. And with Lily’s eight vibe patterns and a range of different speeds, there’s a lot to love in addition to its pleasing odor. It also has both broad and pointer areas for subtler and more intense stimulation, and it can comfortably sit between partners during sex. Plus there’s no need to bring the wine, roses, and chocolates to set the mood—the Lily will do it all for you!

Feel like setting the mood with us? We’re all the aphrodisiac you’ll ever need!

Check out more about the sex toy that’s infused with an aphrodisiacal scent here.

5 Celebs Over 50 Talk Mature Love

oldsexAccording to 5 feisty older celebs, wisdom and experience aren’t the only things that get better with age. Just as many studies have shown, these celebs prove that age is just a state of mind when it comes to having good sex well into the twilight years. So here are some words of sexual wisdom from 5 older celebs who know a thing or two about good mature lovin’.

  1. Jane Fonda
    The 77 year old still hot sex-pot had this to say about starting a love affair after a period of celibacy: “If you have been celibate for a long time and then begin a new love affair, be aware that your vagina is likely to need some attention.” Good advice!
  2. Betty White
    This Golden Girl is famous for her lusty appetite for sex. And at 93 years old, she shows no signs of slowing down any time soon: “I’m still just as horny as I’ve ever been.” Betty, you are truly an inspiration!
  3. Lisa Rinna
    The sexy 52 year old said of her marriage to actor Harry Hamlin: “We’re kinky as hell in bed.” That must be the secret to their long-lasting relationship!
  4. John Stamos
    The celeb who was formerly married to super model Rebecca Romijn said, “I’d rather have a woman have 10 orgasms than me have 10 orgasms.” We can see your point, John.
  5. Sting
    The hot musician—who is also an unofficial spokesman for tantric sex—said, “I like the theater of sex. I like to look good. I like her to dress up. I like to dress her up.” Sounds like a good time!

Have a lusty appetite for sex yourself? We can make you just as horny as you’ve ever been right here!

The Mushroom That Makes Women Instantly Orgasm

mushroompenisThe medicinal value of certain plants and herbs are well known, and they’ve been used as a healing remedy for people for thousands of years. But it was only recently that scientists discovered a very important type of fungus that has the potential to heal women all over the world—by making them cum! The bright orange mushroom, which appears to only grow on Hawaiian lava flows that are 600 to 1,000 years old, has been shown to induce spontaneous orgasms in the women who smell it.

The two scientists who discovered the fungus back in 2001 said that the fungus is known as a “potent female aphrodisiac when smelled.” According to their research, which was published in the International Journal of Medicinal Mushrooms, half of the female test subjects “experienced spontaneous orgasms while smelling this mushroom.” The scientists believe that the compounds found in the fungus’s spores could be similar to the neurotransmitters fired off during a hot, mind-blowing orgasm. Nature, you sexy beast!

Feel like having some mind-blowing experiences yourself? You don’t need to find a 1,000 year old Hawaiian volcano for that—we can guarantee instant satisfaction right here!

Here’s more about the fungus that makes women instantly orgasm!

What it’s Like to Have Sex in Space

sexinspaceIf you’re into astronomy (and fucking), you’ve probably wondered at some point what sex in space would be like. Pornhub is currently trying to crowdfund the first ever x-rated space encounter to answer this question, but science tells us it might not be that easy. Though NASA once sent a married couple up into space together, the pair are not kissing and telling—which is the same for the other 540 or so people who’ve traveled above Earth. So what do we know about what it would be like to fuck in space?

Based on evidence from NASA and the Kinsey Institute (who have also wondered about cosmic coitus), sex in a gravity-less environment wouldn’t really work out that well. First, instead of blood flowing to the genitals in men and women, in space it would flow to the head, making it hard to get or maintain an erection, or even to feel aroused. It would also be difficult to stay in sexual positions in zero-gravity, not to mention how physically demanding it would be since you lose so much strength and muscle-mass in space. It’d also be pretty messy, since there’s no where for the fluids to go: it just sort of builds up, like an unsexy sponge.

Well, so much for that 250-mile high club! But here’s the good news: NiteFlirt can make you feel like you’re being shot into space without ever leaving the Earth!

Check out Slate‘s video about what it’d be like to have sex in space!