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Meet Canada’s Orgasm Whisperer

4065137553_1a8a7955ea_zWil McLean is in the business of getting women off. In fact, he estimates that he’s made around 1,000 women cum in his time as a sex machine operator. Yes, you read that correctly. McLean rents and operates heavy-duty, 6,400 RPM sex machines with a saddle and rotating and vibrating attachments through his website Sybiantoronto.com. And he had some sage words of wisdom about his role as an “orgasm whisperer” when he sat down recently to talk with Vice. Here are some highlights.

McLean gets women off as a way to focus on their pleasure exclusively, since cumming is so often male-centric. He says the machine works by “extending waves of vibration back at a frequency that the body understands and it wakes up nerve endings and because it’s so steady and such a deep low vibration, it penetrates through the body deeper. It’s vibrating areas that surface wise, more often than not, a penis won’t ever come in contact with.” He helps women get off using the machine by tuning in to what the woman’s feeling—he’ll listen to her breathing, watch the way her hips are moving, and then try to match the machine to her rhythms and movements. Then he just lets the lady ride—“Noises come out of you that you didn’t know you [could make].”

Feel like taking a wild ride? We know a thing or two about orgasm whispering here!

Here is Vice‘s full interview with the orgasm whisperer.

Emojis That Mean Dirty Words

sexyemojisEver get a text with an emoji that seems to mean more than the image itself? A dude sends you an emoji of an eggplant (cock) and a chocolate chip cookie (pussy), for instance. Or simply an emoji of a full mailbox (fucking). Well, this handy guide will help you know for sure what those sexually-charged emojis really mean. Here are a few favorites (check out the complete guide from Buzzfeed below).

Cock Emojis

  1. Ear of corn
  2. Peeled banana
  3. Rocket ship
  4. Red lipstick

Balls Emojis

  1. Cluster of grapes
  2. Two mugs of beer
  3. Pig’s snout

Ass Emojis

  1. Peach
  2. Sprinkly donut

Tits Emojis

  1. Two cherries
  2. Camel humps

Pussy Emojis

  1. Strawberry
  2. Slice of cake
  3. Hard candy
  4. Coin purse

Fucking Emojis

  1. Rollercoaster
  2. Blowfish (?)
  3. A bowl of ramen noodles
  4. Slice of pizza

Cumming Emojis

  1. “The Scream”
  2. Fountain overflowing
  3. A whale blowing water out of its spout

In the mood for a little fireworks, shooting star, happy face, tango emoji? We are always down for some trumpet-blowing, factory-smoke fun!

As promised: Buzzfeed‘s full guide.

If “Netflix and Chill” Were Honest

netflixandchillA new hilarious video on Buzzfeed (watch below) goes behind the seemingly innocent invitation to “Netflix and chill tonight?” As it turns out, what the question is actually asking is: “Do you want to bang tonight?” Yup, sounds about right!

In the video, a dude tells his roommate to “stay the fuck in your room” before his date comes over. When she does, they try to act casual and pretend to know things about wine before it’s time to “divert this nervous energy by looking at a screen.” Because, really, it’s all about wanting to “make out a lot”— and “do other stuff….” So after about 10 or 20 minutes of “hiding [your] boner with [your] elbow,” and saying things just to get close to each other’s mouth, it’s finally time to say “fuck it” and make a move! And, eventually, to pause the movie—or not!

Feel like coming over for a little “Netflix and chill?” We know what you’re really asking—and we like it!

Check out “If ‘Netflix and Chill’ Were Honest” here.

Pop-Up Porn Books

via popupporno.org

via popupporno.org

There’s a new webseries by Canadian filmmaker Stephen Dunn that uses pornographic picture books to tell sexy stories about online dating/hook-up culture. The series, aptly named Pop-Up Porno, first wowed audiences at Sundance and is now being released online. Dunn started the project as a way to normalize the trials and tribulations of online dating—and what better way to do that than with pop-up cocks in a picture book?!

Each pop-up book takes about a month to create, and is brought to life by a collaborative team of designers (including celebrated homoerotic fetish artist Tom Of Finland), writers, and Dunn himself. Together the team adapts true erotic stories told by real people in the dating world into “an aesthetic to suit the tale.” Dunn hopes to continue making pornographic pop-up books, saying “Regardless of what happens they’re fun as hell to make, and as long as people keep sharing stories and we have enough money to pay our crew and the book designers, I’m happy to keep making more.”

Feel like having some real-life, sexy experiences yourself? We’ll give you stories to re-tell for a lifetime!

Check out more about Pop-Up Porno!

8 Facts Every Dude Should Know About His Dick

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_strawberrySure, you know your dick intimately, but do you know why hot tubs are bad for your balls? Or that not getting enough sleep can make you lose your boner? As Buzzfeed says, these facts are sort of like “the owner’s manual you never knew you needed.” Here are 8 facts every dude needs to know about his cock.

  1. The penis is a good indicator of your overall health
    One doctor says, “It’s like the dipstick of the body’s health.” That’s why if there’s something wrong with the genitals, you should go see your doctor to make sure it’s not a symptom of something else. And similarly, if there’s something wrong with your health, your dick could be affected too.
  2. Premature ejaculation is a lot more common than you think
    Premature ejaculation is when you cum about one to two minutes after penetration and then feel distressed and anxious about it. Statistics show that it affects about 10%-30% of men at some point in their lives. But those who suffer from it every time should talk to their doctor—it can be overcome.
  3. Your testicle size is important
    Your testicles should be about the same size and each be about the size of a walnut. If they’re too big or too small, there could be a problem with your sperm, in which case go see your doctor.
  4. Hot tubs are really bad for your balls
    “It’s like dunking your testicles like teabags in hot water,” says a doctor. That’s because getting your balls too hot halts your sperm.
  5. Cumming a lot is very good for you
    Ejaculating often is good for you because it lowers your risk of prostate cancer. Not to mention all the health benefits, like lower stress and increased happiness.
  6. Sleep deprivation can mess with your boner
    Not getting enough sleep can make you lose your morning wood and decrease your sex drive.
  7. Wash your dick after sex
    Since bacteria can grow faster when cum dries out on the skin, washing after sex will help you avoid infection.
  8. Don’t get your dick pierced
    In case you were considering it, consider this: possible complications include “significant bleeding, chronic irritation, or even damage to the urethra—which could leave you peeing out of the new hole.”

Want us to get to know you intimately? Your doctor will definitely approve!

Here are more facts every dude should know about his dick.

Horny Couple Gives Interview About Their Public Romp in a Parking Lot

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sexybucketlistA woman in Virginia was arrested recently after having afternoon sex with her boyfriend in a parking lot (see video below). The couple was taken into custody by Norfolk police for engaging in a public sex act outside a shopping center. And, apparently, the local news station wanted to know all about it in an exclusive interview. So what prompted the couple to have an illicit fuck in a parking lot? “I’m not into erotic public sex, or anything like that,” she said. “That was all the alcohol.” Of course!

The police claim that when they found the couple mid-coitus on the concrete, the man was so drunk he was unconscious. But he assured the news station that he was into it, and that they both “had needs.” The man said, “I consented to it all. But I had a little too much to drink, and I passed out.” When asked if they would do anything like that again, the woman quickly said no, but the man took a moment to think it over before replying, “I don’t know.” Classic.

In the mood for a little afternoon delight? You don’t need alcohol to have a good time with us!

Here’s the video of the couple’s parking lot sex.

4 Weird Things That Will Make You Horny

set1147014All types of strange things make people horny (ahem, there’s a fetish for pretty much everything). But you’d be surprised at some of the weird phenomenons that turn people on. Here are some of the craziest stuff that gets people all hot and heavy.

  1. Brain Trauma: Yes, there are accounts of people who’ve become total horn-dogs after suffering a brain trauma. We wrote about a lady recently who went from normal college student to kinky dominatrix after a severe car accident. It’s because brain trauma affects your frontal lobe, which can have the crazy side effect of hyper-sexuality!
  2. Grief:
    If you’ve ever grieved, you may already know this, and science backs it up. Grief and sexual arousal are side-by-side in your brain, so anything that triggers fear, panic, or grief can inadvertently trigger your libido.
  3. Rabies:
    Rabies: definitely not sexy. But with all that foaming at the mouth and flipping out comes an unlikely side effect: crazy horniess. Because rabies makes your brain get inflamed, it can also cause some seriously dangerous need for action. At least you get some before you die?
  4. Breastfeeding:
    Yes, it is creepy to think that breastfeeding can make you horny, but biology is all about playing unseemly jokes on us. Breastfeeding releases a bunch of hormones, including oxytocin, the chemical that’s released during orgasms, which unfortunately can make you feel a bit tingly down there.

Feel like having some weird, sexy experiences yourself? We love crazy stuff that gets you all hot and bothered!

And, while you’re at it, check out more weird things that will make you horny!

New Kinky Video Game Lets You Scrub Down Men in the Locker Room Shower

Robert Yang is revolutionizing video games with his queer, kinky scenarios that subvert the typically “straight dude gamer audience.” Last year, he created several sexually-focused games such as “Hurt Me Plenty,” a game about spanking and kink, “Succulent,” where gamers fellate a popsicle, “Stick Shift,” about cars and handjobs, and “Cobra Club,” where gamers send dick pics. And now, his latest queer-centric creation, “Rinse and Repeat,” is an exploration into the kinky world of submissives in the very sexualized realm of a communal shower.

rinseandrepeat

Yang explains that the game is a gay male fantasy for those who are interested in experimenting with dom/sub relationships. Yang says, “My game isn’t unique in this sense, lots of video games have domineering relationships with their players, but I think my game is one of the few that sexualizes this dynamic, especially in a gay way designed to poke at a predominantly straight…audience.” In “Rinse and Repeat,” the player is asked by a sexy naked dude to scrub his back—and other important areas—as he showers. The scenario soon turns into a BDSM experience of dominance and submission. “Gay sex is the only thing that’s hot and dirty enough to subvert the video game industry’s lazy reliance on graphic violence and consumerism,” Yang explains.

Feel like some BDSM play yourself? We are all about the kink here!

Check out more about “Rinse and Repeat!”

New Study Proves Sex is Safe For Heart Attack Survivors

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_hornyheartHeart attack survivors are rejoicing at a new study’s fantastic good news: sex does not increase the likelihood of having another heart attack! Many survivors were unsure whether the vigorous activity of fucking could trigger another episode, but the new study shows that the activity generated by sex is about the same as climbing two flights of stairs or taking a brisk walk. This means that most survivors of a heart attack can (thankfully) resume sexual activity before too long.

In the study, researchers looked at the timing of the last sexual experience the participants had before the heart attack and found that just 0.7 percent of the people (three people) reported having sex within two hours of having a heart attack. This finding “is in line with observations that sexual activity might eventually trigger a [heart attack] only in a very small proportion of patients,” the researchers reported in the study. The study also showed that many heart attack survivors assume they can’t have sex without getting the necessary information from their doctors. “It is important to reassure patients that they need not be worried and should resume their usual sexual activity,” the researchers said. We can only imagine that this good news is more serious than a heart attack for these survivors!

Feel like partaking in some vigorous activity yourself? No need to exercise caution here!

Here’s more about the study that proves that sex is safe for heart attack survivors.

Morrissey’s Sex Scene Is So Awful It Inspired a Good Sex Award

imagesMorrissey’s latest foray into fiction writing has made him Twitter’s laughing stock and a shoo-in for this year’s Bad Sex Awards. Between his description of a boner as a “bulbous salutation” and his part about breasts “barrel-rolling” across the protagonist, Morrissey certainly made readers blush with his painfully bad sex scene. Thankfully, some great authors have done a much better job at writing good sex scenes. Here’s some of the best:

  1. Gustave Flaubert, Madame Bovary
    “The cloth of her habit caught against the velvet of his coat. She threw back her white neck, swelling with a sigh, and faltering, in tears, with a long shudder and hiding her face, she gave herself up to him.”
  2. Annie Proulx, Brokeback Mountain
    “…their mouths came together, and hard, Jack’s big teeth bringing blood, his hat falling to the floor, stubble rasping, wet saliva welling, and…pressing chest and groin and thigh and leg together, treading on each other’s toes until they pulled apart to breathe and Ennis, not big on endearments, said what he said to his horses and his daughters, little darlin.”
  3. Anaïs Nin, Delta of Venus
    “She pushed his hand away, took his sex into her mouth again, and with her two hands she encircled his sexual parts, caressed him and absorbed him until he came. He leaned over with gratitude, tenderness, and murmured, ‘You are the first woman, the first woman, the first woman …’”
  4. Arundhati Roy, The God of Small Things
    “She tasted him, salty, in her mouth. He sat up and drew her back to him. She felt his belly tighten under her, hard as a board. She felt her wetness slipping on his skin. He took her nipple in his mouth and cradled her other breast in his calloused palm. Velvet gloved in sandpaper.”

Feel like having an erotic experience that will leave you crying out “little darlin’”? We can make you say “I just can’t quit you” right here!

More good sex writing can be found here.