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Vietnamese Censors Plan to Cut Sex Scenes to Just Five Seconds

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_cocks_on_filmFilm censors in Vietnam are planning to limit all sex scenes in films to just five seconds, regardless of how explicit or racy they are. The censors are also planning on only allowing no more than three “hot scenes” per film—whatever that means. The censorship is infuriating filmmakers who complain that their freedom of expression is being seriously threatened.

Producer Nguyen Van Nhiem said “sex is a natural activity and there is no need to ask artists to keep artful sex scenes short,” while award-winning director Nguyen Thanh Van argues that a scene “should be judged for its production and artistic value, not how technically long it is… Some shots are under a second but they are unbearable anyway.” While they make good points, this isn’t the first time Vietnamese censors have been excessively prudish with sex scenes: Fifty Shades of Grey lost 20 minutes of running time before it could be released, with all the famous BDSM scenes removed and only innocuous kissing scenes left in. Others are complaining that the censors are sexist, since they only define “hot scenes” as having a “totally nude actress.” If the censors continue this way, all audiences will be left saying is “Boo!”

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Here’s more about the Vietnamese censors’ plan.

Hologram Porn Takes Virtual Sex to the Next Level

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_oculus_xxxBrian Shuster, the pioneer who brought porn to the internet in the ’90s, now wants to up virtual reality’s and 3-D porn’s game with his newest innovation: hologram porn. Shuster is trying to start a new wave of virtual reality porn because he’s dissatisfied with current realistic but limited VR porn, like the newly released Oculus Rift. He envisions an immersive experience in a 3-D space where users can move around and see details as minute as hair follicles, just like you’d experience in real life.

Schuster says, “In current virtual reality you can turn your head and see where the performers are located, so you can look all around the scene, but from the standpoint of a performance you are still seeing porn performers from one angle in 3D.” He plans to change that by using live-action holograms that will enable users to view a performer from every angle. He’s also working on Syntholograms, or a realistically filmed scene where users can walk around their environment without seeing a cutoff. Schuster is currently trying to crowdfund his ambitious, extremely expensive 360-degree porn dream, promising live-action holograms “that will ensure your VR porn experiences in the future will be as mind-blowing as Sandra Bullock’s and Sylvester Stallone’s in Demolition Man.” But for now, 180-degree VR porn is still pretty amazing!

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How Long Sex Lasts Versus How Long (We Think) We Want it to Last

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_havingsexIn pop culture, getting it on “all night long” and “till the break of dawn” seems to be the gold standard that makes sex great. So it makes sense that there’s a disconnect between how long sex lasts and how long people think they’d like it to last. But does longer sex mean better sex? Maureen O’Connor reported in New York that 75 percent of men prematurely ejaculated within only two minutes in 1948, whereas men now usually last on average between 5.7 and 7.5 minutes. Even though sex lasts much longer now, 80 percent of participants in a survey said they wanted sex to last 30 minutes or longer—at least twice as long!

O’Connor reports that “According to…sex therapists, sex is ‘too short’ when it lasts one to two minutes. ‘Adequate’ is three to seven minutes, and ‘desirable’ is seven to 13. The range for ‘too long’ went up to 30 minutes.” So why is that most people say that they want sex to be double what it is when “too long” can often be, well, too long? Despite porn’s and pop culture’s influence on what we think of as good sex, duration is not the most important factor. Good sex is really more about all the things that make it good—how hot it is, a partner’s responsiveness, how good you cum, etc.

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Some Boys in the Dominican Republic Don’t Grow Dicks Until Puberty

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genitaliafruitA new BBC series called Countdown to Life: The Extraordinary Making of You explores a strange phenomenon in the Dominican Republic where boys who were thought to be girls suddenly grow penises at puberty. These seemingly sex-swapping group of people are called “guevedoces,” or “penis at twelve.” Because they do not have obvious male genitalia at birth, they are raised as girls until around the age of twelve when it becomes abundantly clear that they are in fact boys.

The condition is the result of an enzyme deficiency, so even though guevedoces have Y chromosomes and testosterone, they aren’t able to make the chemical that causes the penis and scrotum to emerge. Their genitalia stay tucked inside the abdomen, which is why the boys appear to look female despite having internal reproductive systems that are male. It isn’t until puberty when the testes inside their abdomens start producing large amounts of testosterone that they grow penises and take on male characteristics, like facial hair, a deeper voice, and a male physique. While the change is abrupt and startling for both the boys and their families, most often they quickly adjust to their new bodies. Sexual development is amazing!

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Gizmodo has more about guevedoces.

The 3 Types of Sex Every Couple Should Have

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Let’s face it, having regular, good sex is great for a relationship. And once you’ve been in a relationship for long enough, you start to notice the different types of sex you’re having and how mixing them up can keep things interesting. That’s why the bestselling author of Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus advises all couples to make sure they’re having these 3 types of sex on a regular basis to heighten their intimacy and keep things spicy in the bedroom.

  1. Romantic “Gourmet” Sex
    This is the type of sex that includes thoughtful planning before the main event. Picture a romantic evening followed by a candle-lit bedroom set up complete with sensual music. “You’ve had all evening to build up the tension, and then you release it through sex,” the author says. “That’s gourmet sex.”
  2. Healthy “Home-Cooked” Sex
    This is your regular, no-frills but still awesome sex. It takes less time and effort than romantic sex—maybe 15 or 20 minutes of foreplay before getting down to business—but couples should make time for it at least once or twice a week.
  3. Quickie Sex
    Whether it’s a handjob, blowjob, or a quick 3-minute fuck, this is meant to be an in-and-out kind of thing squeezed in between busy schedules. You don’t need to take your time here, which is all part of the fun!

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Check out more about the 3 types of sex every couple should be having here.

Models Strut the Runway With Cartoon Cocks

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379713604_55bdd97d3d_zAttendees of New York City Fashion Week got quite a surprise at Namilia’s cheeky runway show filled with cocks and pussies! The show was titled “My Pussy, My Choice,” and drew its inspiration from contemporary female pop stars who seek empowerment through expressing their sexuality and celebrating their bodies. “Each outfit is named for one of Namilia’s inspirations (e.g. ‘daddy’s girl Lana,’ ‘sweet Ariana,’ ‘crazy Miley,’ ‘Nicki anaconda’),” according to Slate.

Their playful collection includes banana and peach emojis, giant inflatable snakes, and sparkly cartoonish penises in sexy, transparent latex. “It’s like playing the penis game,” Namilia said of their cheeky use of the phallus. “The more often and louder you say it, the more harmless it becomes.” Shockingly, the garments are ready-to-wear, so a woman can conveniently slip on some hyper-sexualized female empowerment to go with any of her tennis shoes! We mean, who doesn’t love an adorable cock purse with matching cock bra?!

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Check out images of “My Pussy, My Choice” here.

Ethicists Campaign Against Sex Robots

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sexrobotsApparently, there’s such a thing as “robot ethicists.” And, even stranger, they have launched something called the Campaign Against Sex Robots, which is an attempt to ban the development of robotic sex toys. Considering the next wave of pleasure bots is fast approaching, and also considering the popularity of current mechanical pleasure toys, these ethicists sure have their work cut out for them.

Sex robot developers are already working to bring A.I. into their products. One company’s much hyped forthcoming design, Roxxxy, that’s being called “the world’s first sex robot” is set to be released on the market this year. It’s priced at $7,000—and already has thousands of pre-orders despite the hefty price tag! While sex robot enthusiasts love the life-like sex toys that give them companionship and a more realistic sexual experience, robot ethicists are against these types of products because they believe they will be detrimental to human relationships and to women in general. Though the campaign seeks a ban on all sex robots, it seems safe to say that for now sex robots are definitely in our future.

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Here’s more about the campaign against sex robots.

How To Have Sex With a Much Taller Person

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shortsexIf you’ve ever had sex with someone who’s much taller than you, you’ve probably experienced the frustrations of trying to get it on with your head stuck in an armpit or squished against a nipple. But there are plenty of ways to have great sex without letting height differences get in the way. Here are some tips to maximize sex with a much taller person.

  1. Experiment with different ways of fucking
    Height differences are the most pronounced during sex when the pelvises need to be perfectly aligned (i.e., missionary position). Try other types of fucking that won’t make someone towering over you so obvious: hand job, head, using sex toys, masturbating together, anal play, the options are endless!
  2. Try different positions
    Basically, any position where your bodies are perpendicular is key. Receiving partner on top is a good position where height differences won’t matter much. Getting bent over a chair, table, or bed works. Explore and have fun!
  3. Use props
    Thick pillows like couch cushions are great for propping up your hips. You can also use chairs and stools around your home to make your hips the same height. Or you can invest in sex pillows and wedges for a sturdy, sexy boost.

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Amber Rose Struts Her Sexy Stuff in ‘The Walk of No Shame’

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Amber Rose is doing what Amber Rose does best in the new Funny or Die video, “The Walk of No Shame.” In this amazing public service announcement, she confidently struts her stuff the morning after a one night stand wearing a tight, sexy little black dress and lacy bra, carrying her shoes in hand and waving at all the suburban townspeople. One woman gives her side-eyes and proclaims, “Heavens! It seems as though that woman hasn’t been home since last night…Congratulations!”

walkofnoshameAnother older woman smiles approvingly and says, “In my day, I was no stranger to the walk of shame.” To which Amber Rose responds, “No shame here!” Then, in probably the funniest moment of the sketch, a construction worker yells, “I respect that you enjoyed yourself last night! I think we can all agree: having sex is fun!” Rose winks, “Oh, yes it is!” And as she struts past a little boy who asks, “Mommy, did that woman get fucked last night?” Rose replies: “Oh hell yeah!” In the end, when the mayor hands her the keys to the city for celebrating her body, she quips, “I always celebrate my body! Sometimes twice a day!”

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Watch Funny or Die’s “The Walk of No Shame” video.

Meet the Man Who Took 35 Viagra Pills and Got a 5-Day Erection

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viagraHave you ever eaten a super hot chili pepper or jumped into a freezing body of water for laughs? Well, one man thought it would be hilarious to take 35 viagra pills just to see what happened—and ended up with a 5-day boner! After drinking with his buddies and popping Viagra for kicks, the man’s vision turned green (a Viagra side effect called cyanopsia) and he reported “a massive erection that would not go away” to his wife, who immediately took him to the hospital.

After a 36 hour stay, the man was discharged and instructed to stay on bed rest—but unfortunately for him, his cock didn’t much feel like resting! He told The Sun, “It wasn’t a permanent erection but every time I brushed against something for five days it sprang into life—and it was no use to me.” The man ended up with a 5-day erection, which luckily for him was the worst of his problems. There have been many documented cases where those who have overdosed on Viagra have not fared nearly as well. For starters, there’s the very serious 4-hour erection known as priapism that can cause permanent erectile disfunction if not treated soon enough. Fortunately for this guy, the nurses and medics laughing at his boner was his worst side effect.

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Here’s more about the guy who got a 5-day boner.